"That headline could be much better"?

"這個標題可以更好"？

Well, I'll show you what I mean.

好吧，我會告訴你我的意思。

It's time for "News and Improved."

現在是 "新聞和改進 "的時間。

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

-♪ News and improved ♪

-? 新聞和改進的?

-For example, check out this first photo here.

-例如，看看這裡的第一張照片。

The original headline was, "Biden Signs Executive Order."

原標題是 "拜登簽署行政命令"。

That headline can definitely be improved.

這個標題肯定可以改進。

'Cause if you only looked at the photo,

"因為如果你只看照片，

the headline could have been...

標題可以是...

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

Check out this next photo here.

在這裡看看接下來這張照片。

The original headline was,

原標題是。

"Warren Attends Senate Confirmation."

"沃倫出席參議院確認。"

But if you only looked at the photo,

但如果你只看照片。

the headline could have been...

標題可以是...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

"Oh, that's crazy."

"哦，這太瘋狂了。"

Up next, this headline says...

接下來，這個標題說... ...

Headline could have been, "Britain's Health Secretary

標題可以是 "英國衛生大臣"。

Announces, 'It's-a me, Mario!'"

宣佈："是我，馬里奧！"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Pretty big announcement.

相當大的公告。

Next headline was, "Boris Johnson Unveils School Program."

下一個標題是："鮑里斯-約翰遜公佈學校計劃"。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Headline could have been...

標題可以是...

I'd watch that. I'm excited for that one.

我會看的。我很期待那部片子。

Up next, this headline says, "Djokovic Wins Australian Open."

接下來，這個標題說："德約科維奇贏得澳洲公開賽"。

Headline could have been...

標題可以是...

It's a beautiful thing.

這是一個美麗的東西。

Next headline was, "Biden Addresses Economy."

下一個標題是，"拜登發表經濟講話"。

Headline could have been...

標題可以是...

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

What? The headline could have been that?

什麼？標題可能是那個？

-Yeah.

-是的

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-"Deer scat."

-"鹿糞"。

This next headline was, "Spring Training Kicks Off."

接下來的這個標題是："春訓開賽"。

Headline could have been...

標題可以是...

That is all the time we have for "News and Improved."

這就是我們為 "新聞和改進 "所做的一切。