WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎來到 "深夜秀"。

I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT.

我是你的主播，史蒂芬-科爾伯特。

AND HOW LUCKY I AM TO BE YOUR HOST.

我很幸運能成為你的主人。

WHAT A SHOW WE HAVE.

我們有什麼節目。

WE HAVE NEIL deGRASSE TYSON.

我們有尼爾・德格拉斯・泰森。

PLUS GOLDEN GLOBE WINNER IS GOING TO PERFORM "HOW DID WE GET

PLUS金鼎獎得主將演出《我們是怎麼得到的》。

THAT GUY?" UNBELIEVABLE.

那個傢伙？"不可思議。

I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TONIGHT, BECAUSE AFTER A LONG HARD YEAR

我今晚心情很好，因為經過了漫長的艱苦歲月之後

OF COVID, THINGS ARE FINALLY LOOKING UP, IN THAT CASES ARE

在科維德，事情終於有了起色，在這種情況下。

GOING DOWN.

下去。

AND THIS AFTERNOON, PRESIDENT BIDEN ANNOUNCED THAT, AFTER THE

而今天上午，比登主席宣佈，在今天晚上的會議結束後。

F.D.A. APPROVED THE JOHNSON & JOHNSON VACCINE, THERE WILL NOW

F.D.A.準許了JOHNSON & JOHNSON公司的疫苗，現在將有。

BE ENOUGH VACCINE AVAILABLE FOR THE ENTIRE ADULT POPULATION IN

是否有足夠的疫苗可供全國成年人使用？

THE UNITED STATES BY THE END OF MAY.

在5月底之前，美國。

MAY!

五月！

YES!

是！

I COULD KISS THAT MAN!

我可以親吻那個男人！

BY THE END OF MAY.

5月底前。

SOME STATES HAVE DECIDED IT'S ALL OVER.

有些州已經決定一切都結束了。

FOR INSTANCE, JUST A FEW HOURS AGO, TEXAS GOVERNOR GREG ABBOTT

幾小時前，德州州長GREG ABBOTT就曾說過

SECEDED FROM REALITY, TWEETING, "I JUST ANNOUNCED TEXAS IS OPEN

從現實中分離出來，在推特上寫道："我剛剛宣佈德州開放了

100%.

100%.

EVERYTHING."

EVERYTHING"。

YOU HEAR THAT, IMMIGRANTS ON THE BORDER?

你聽到了嗎，邊境上的移民？

THE GOVERNOR SAID IT'S OPEN.

總督說它是開放的。

COME ON IN!

進來吧！

HE WENT ON TO TWEET, "I ALSO ENDED THE STATEWIDE MASK

他接著在微博上說："我也結束了全州範圍的面具

MANDATE."

MANDATE."

THAT'S RIGHT, NO MORE MASKS IN TEXAS!

是的，沒有更多的面具在德州！

SO, IF THEY SEE YOU WITH A BANDANA OVER YOUR FACE, YOU HAD

所以，如果他們看到你臉上蒙著一條手帕，你就得。

BETTER BE ROBBING A STAGECOACH!

最好是搶劫一輛驛車！

THE ORDER INCREASED THE PERMITTED CAPACITY OF ALL

該命令提高了所有車輛的許可載客量。

BUSINESSES TO 100%.

企業到100%。

BUT ABBOTT LATER TWEETED, "TODAY'S ANNOUNCEMENT DOESN'T

但阿博特隨後在推特上說："今天的公告並沒有。

ABANDON SAFE PRACTICES THAT TEXANS HAVE MASTERED OVER THE

摒棄墨西哥人在過去的時間裡所掌握的安全做法。

PAST YEAR.

過去的一年。

INSTEAD, IT'S A REMINDER THAT EACH PERSON HAS A ROLE TO PLAY

相反，它是一個提醒，每個人都有自己的角色。

IN THEIR OWN PERSONAL SAFETY AND THE SAFETY OF OTHERS."

在自己的人身安全和他人的安全方面。"

SURE, JUST LIKE REMOVING ALL THE STOP SIGNS FROM AN INTERSECTION

當然，就像把所有的停止標誌從十字路口移走一樣。

IS A REMINDER THAT EACH PERSON HAS A ROLE TO PLAY IN NOT

是提醒大家，每個人都有自己的角色，而不是。

SMASHING INTO EACH OTHER.

砸在對方。

IT'S NOT JUST TEXAS.

不僅僅是德州。

YESTERDAY, MASSACHUSETTS ANNOUNCED THE REOPENING OF

明天，馬薩諸塞州宣佈重新開放。

RESTAURANTS, MOVIE THEATERS, AND ROLLER SKATING RINKS.

餐廳、電影院和滑輪溜冰場。

ROLLER SKATING RINKS?

滾軸溜冰溜冰？

ARE THEY RE-OPENING THE STATE IN 1956?

他們在1956年重開州政府嗎？

( AS OLD MAN ) "SAY, YOUNGSTERS!

"說吧，年輕人!

COME ON BACK TO THE MALT SHOPPES, THE DRIVE-INS, AND THE

來吧，回到馬耳他商店，汽車旅館，和。

GARAGE WHERE YOU FIXED GREASED LIGHTNING.

你在車庫裡修好了油光燈。

SEE YOU ALL AT THE SOCK HOP!

我們在SOCK HOP見!

BE HOME BY 10:00, OR THE RUSSKIES WIN!"

10點前回家，否則俄羅斯人就贏了！"

NEW YORK STATE IS NOW ALLOWING THE REOPENING OF LARGE-EVENT

紐約州現在允許大型活動的重新開放。

VENUES AND AMUSEMENT PARKS.

場所和遊樂園：

SO, HAVE SOME FUN AT CONEY ISLAND, NEW YORKERS!

所以，有一些樂趣在科尼島，紐約人！

IF WHEN YOU STEP ON A SYRINGE, REMEMBER TO TRY TO FIND A SECOND

如果當你踩到一個彈簧時，記得試著找第二個。

ONE TO STEP ON IN 28 DAYS!

28天就能踩到一個!

BUT ALL THESE STATES MAY NEED TO SLOW THEIR ROLL, ACCORDING TO

但所有這些國家都可能需要放慢其行動速度，因為根據《公約》的規定。

C.D.C. DIRECTOR AND GUIDANCE COUNSELOR TELLING YOU S.A.T.

C.D.C.主任和指導顧問告訴你S.A.T.。

SCORES AREN'T EVERYTHING, DR. ROCHELLE WALENSKY.

成績並不代表一切，博士。ROCHELLE WALENSKY.

YESTERDAY, DR. WALENSKY ISSUED THIS WARNING:

今天，博士，WALENSKY發出了這樣的警告：沃倫斯基博士發出了這個警告。

>> NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO■ç RELAX THE CRITICAL SAFEGUARDS.

>> 現在不是放鬆關鍵安全防護措施的時候■ç。

>> Stephen: OKAY, BUT CAN WE AT LEAST RELAX OUR SPHINCTERS?

>> 史蒂芬：好的，但我們至少可以放鬆一下我們的刺蝟嗎？

BECAUSE MINE'S CLAMPED SHUT SO HARD, IT STARTED GRINDING!

因為我的鎖得太緊了，所以開始磨牙了!

MY DOCTOR SAYS I NEED TO GET A NIGHT GUARD!

我的醫生說我需要一個夜班警衛！

I'M PUMPING OWMENT DIAMONDS.

我在吸食礦石鑽石。

THAT'S TOO FAR?

那太遠了？

THAT'S TOO FAR?

那太遠了？

IN THE ROUGH.

在粗糙的。

IN ANOTHER BUZZ-SHACKLING INTERVIEW, DR. WALENSKY SAID

在另一個BUZZ-SACKLING採訪，博士。WALENSKY說

THAT SHE GETS IT.

她得到了它。

>> TOGETHER, WE HAVE THE CAPACITY TO AVOID ANOTHER SURGE

>> 團結起來，我們就有能力避免另一次激增。

IN OUR NATION.

在我們的國家。

I KNOW PEOPLE ARE TIRED, THEY WANT TO GET BACK TO LIFE, TO

我知道人們已經厭倦了，他們想回到生活中去，去... ...

NORMAL, BUT WE'RE NOT THERE YET.

正常，但我們還沒到那一步。

>> Stephen: OKAY, COUNTER-POINT: HOW ABOUT NOW?

>> 史蒂芬：好的，反駁：現在怎麼樣？

ARE WE THERE NOW?

我們現在到了嗎？

BECAUSE OUR SCIENTISTS ARE STARTING TO SOUND LIKE PARENTS

因為我們的科學家們開始變得像家長了

ON A LONG ROAD TRIP.

在一個漫長的公路旅行。

"I KNOW YOU KIDS WANT TO GET HOME, KIDS, BUT IT'S JUST A FEW

"我知道你們這些孩子想回家，孩子們，但這只是一些

MORE MILES, AND YOU'VE JUMPED OUT OF THE CAR.

再走幾公里，你就跳出車外了。

TUCK AND ROLL, TUCK AND ROLL!"

嗒嗒滾滾，嗒嗒滾滾！"

( LAUGHTER ) BUT HERE'S THE THING: IT LOOKS

但是，這裡的事情是：它看起來。

LIKE THE DIRECTOR OF THE CENTERS FOR DISEASE CONTROL MIGHT KNOW

就像疾病控制中心主任可能知道的那樣。

A THING OR TWO ABOUT CONTROLLING DISEASES, BECAUSE WHILE THE

關於控制疾病的一兩件事，因為當人們的生活水準提高時，就會有更多的人参與進來。

NUMBERS ARE LOOKING GOOD, THEY'RE ABOUT THE SAME AS THEY

數字看起來不錯，它們和以前差不多。

WERE LAST SUMMER.

是去年夏天。

AND LAST SUMMER WAS NO PICNIC-- IN THAT I DID NOT GO ON ANY

去年夏天也是如此... 因為我沒有去任何一個地方。

PICNICS.

PICNICS。

BUT NORMAL LIFE IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE, WAITING FOR US.

但正常的生活就在外面的某個地方，等待著我們。

FOR INSTANCE, IN ISRAEL, ROYAL CARIBBEAN HAS BECOME THE FIRST

在以色列，皇家加勒比成為了第一支

COMPANY TO OFFER "FULLY VACCINATED" CRUISES.

公司將提供 "完全接種 "的遊輪。

HELL, YEAH!

是啊！

CRUISING'S BACK, BABY!

航行回來了，寶貝！

AND THANKS TO THE NEW VACCINATION, YOU DON'T HAVE TO

而由於新的疫苗，你不必

WORRY ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS.

擔心冠狀病毒。

JUST KICK BACK AND ENJOY DIARRHEA AND A HYPNOTIST SHOW ON

只需放鬆一下，享受DIARRHEA和催眠師的表演。

A FLOATING SHOPPING MALL THAT YOU CAN'T ESCAPE.

一個你無法逃脫的浮動購物商場。

LIKE ROYALTY.■ç VACCINATED OR NO, SHARING A

喜歡ROYALTY.■ç抽空或不抽空，分享一個。

BUFFET WITH HUNDREDS OF STRANGERS IN CLOSE QUARTERS

在近四分之一的時間裡，與數以百計的陌生人發生衝突。

RIGHT NOW IS PRETTY MUCH THE LEAST-APPEALING CRUISE I CAN

現在是我能想到的最不吸引人的郵輪了

IMAGINE.

想象一下：

OKAY, I STAND CORRECTED.

好吧，我站在糾正。

SORRY.

對不起。

PLENTY OF PEOPLE ARE VERY INTERESTED IN HITTING THE OPEN

很多人都很有興趣去參加公開賽。

SEAS BECAUSE, APPARENTLY, AROUND-THE-WORLD CRUISES ARE

因為，顯然，環遊世界的遊輪是一個很好的選擇。

SELLING OUT MORE THAN A YEAR IN ADVANCE.

提前一年多銷售一空。

THOUGH, IT COULD JUST BE PEOPLE ARE WILLING TO PAY FOR ANYTHING

不過，這可能只是人們願意為任何事情付出的代價

THAT MEANS THEY WON'T BE STUCK INSIDE IN A YEAR.

這意味著他們一年內不會被關在裡面。

"HEY, 12 MONTHS FROM NOW, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO ROLL DOWN A STEEP

"嘿，12個月後，你想怎麼滾下一個陡峭的臺階？

HILL IN A GARBAGE CAN?" "TAKE MY MONEY!"

丘在一個垃圾桶？""拿我的錢！"

THAT WAS TWO DIFFERENT CHARACTERS, BY THE WAY.

那是兩個不同的角色，順便說一下。

NOW THAT WE KNOW THE VACCINES ARE WORKING, THEY'VE BECOME

既然我們知道疫苗有效，他們已經成為了

EXTREMELY VALUABLE.

非常有價值的。

IN FACT, INTERPOL IS WARNING OF A DRAMATIC INCREASE IN ARMED

事實上，國際刑警組織警告說，武裝分子的數量將急劇增加。

ROBBERIES OF VACCINE SHIPMENTS.

疫苗運輸搶劫案；

YOU CAN LEARN ALL ABOUT IT IN THE NEW VIDEO GAME: "GRAND THEFT

你可以在新的視頻遊戲："大盜賊 "中瞭解到這一切。

AUTO: VIAL CITY."

AUTO：VIAL CITY。"

YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY THESE VIALS ARE A CRIME TARGET.

你可以理解為什麼這些地方是犯罪目標。

ON THE DARK WEB, COVID-19 VACCINES ARE ALREADY SELLING FOR

在黑暗的網絡上，COVID-19疫苗已經賣出了價格。

$200 PER DOSE.

每劑200美元。

NOW, BEFORE YOU TRY TO SCORE SOME PURE UNCUT 'VID 'VAC ON THE

現在，在你嘗試在純正的未剪輯的視頻真空上得分之前

STREET, IT MIGHT BE HUSTLED BY A DIFFERENT NAME: PFIZE-BALL,

街頭，它可能會被不同的名字騷擾。PFIZE -BALL

DR. FAUCI'S MASK LOOSENER, CRACK-STROZENICA, JOHNSON &

FAUCI博士FAUCI'S MASK LOOSENER, CRACK-STROZENICA, JOHNSON & Co.

JOHNSMACK, AND RIDING THE WHITE RIBONUCLEIC ACID-BASED IMMUNO

JOHNSMACK，並騎著白色的核糖核酸為基礎的immuno。

TECHNOLOGY.

技術：

TO PROTECT THE PRECIOUS CARGO, VACCINE TRUCKS ARE NOW UNMARKED,

為了保護珍貴的貨物，現在的疫苗車已經沒有標識。

AND HAVE TRUCK DRIVERS WITH A PANIC BUTTON ON THE DASHABOARD

並讓卡車司機在儀表盤上裝上緊急按鈕。

IT ATHE HEADQUARTERS OF ANY DANGER, AND IF ALL THAT FAILS

它是任何危險的總部，如果一切都失敗了。

IT ATHE HEADQUARTERS OF ANY DANGER, AND IF ALL THAT FAILS

它是任何危險的總部，如果一切都失敗了。

THE TRUCKER CAN ALWAYS PELT THE THIEVES WITH A GATORADE BOTTLE

卡車總能用護城河酒瓶打劫賊人

FULL OF PEE.

滿滿的一泡尿。

OF COURSE, ARMED ROBBERY IS NOT THE BIGGEST THREAT TO GETTING

當然，持槍搶劫不是最大的威脅，以獲得

EVERYBODY VACCINATED.

每個人都打了疫苗。

MISINFORMATON IS.

錯誤信息是：

THAT'S WHY TODAY, TWITTER LAUNCHED A FIVE-STRIKE SYSTEM TO

這就是為什麼今天，TWITTER推出了一個五招系統，以。

BAN USERS WHO SPREAD COVID-19 LIES.

禁止散佈COVID-19謊言的用戶。

FIVE STRIKES?

五連擊？

IS THAT A THING NOW?

那是一個東西了嗎？

PLEASE TELL ME BASEBALL ISN'T GETTING LONER.

請告訴我棒球不會越來越長。

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS: EVERY TIME YOU LIE ABOUT COVID ON TWITTER,

以下是工作原理：每次你在微博上對COVID撒謊時。

YOU GET ONE STRIKE.

你得到一個打擊。

ONE STRIKE, NO ACCOUNT-LEVEL ACTION.

一擊即中，沒有賬戶級別的行動。

THEY JUST REMEMBER.

他們只是記得。

TWO STRIKES: 12-HOUR ACCOUNT LOCK.

兩次打擊。12小時賬戶鎖定。

THREE STRIKES: 12-HOUR ACCOUNT LOCK.

三次打擊。12小時帳戶鎖定。

FOUR STRIKES: SEVEN-DAY ACCOUNT LOCK.

四次打擊。七天的帳戶鎖定。

AND, FINALLY, FIVE STRIKES GETS YOU A PERMANENT SUSPENSION.

最後，五次打擊讓你獲得永久停職。

SO, THEY'VE SETTLED ON THE "TIRED PARENT" PUNISHMENT

所以，他們已經解決了 "累贅 "的問題。懲罰

METHOD: "BILLY!

方法："BILLY!

BILLIE!

比莉！

YOU SPRAY-PAINTED THE CAT?!

你給貓噴漆了？ !

YOU DO THAT FOUR MORE TIMES, AND YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE.

你再這樣做四次，你就有大麻煩了。

OKAY, KEEP SPRAYING.

好吧，繼續噴塗。

THAT'S ONLY YOUR SECOND.

這只是你的第二次。

DADDY'S TAKING A NAP.

爸爸的午睡。

KEEP SPRAYING, BUDDY."

繼續噴塗，哥們。"

SPEAKING OF CONSEQUENCES, THERE COULD BE SOME ON THE WAY FOR NEW

說到後果，可能會有一些新的方式。

YORK GOVERNOR ANDREW CUOMO, SEEN HERE WITH HIS RIGHT-HAND MAN WHO

紐約州州長安德魯-庫奧莫，與他的得力助手一起出現在這裡。

MIGHT DESTROY HIS ADMINISTRATION.

可能會毀掉他的政府。

CUOMO IS FACING CALLS TO RESIGN FROM MEMBERS OF HIS OWN PARTY

CUOMO面臨自己黨內成員的辭職呼籲。

AFTER TWO WOMEN ACCUSED HIM OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT IN THE

在兩名婦女指責他的性騷擾行為之後，他的性騷擾行為已經被證實。

WORPLACE.

工作場所：

BUT IT TURNS OUT, THAT WASN'T EXACTLY ACCURATE, BECAUSE HE

但事實證明，這並不完全準確，因為他... ...

WAS ALSO DOING IT OUTSIDE THE WORKPLACE.

也是在工作場所外做的。

YESTERDAY, A THIRD PERSON, ANNA RUCK, ACCUSED THE GOVERNOR

今天，第三人，安娜-魯克，指責總督。

OF MAKING AN UNWANTED ADVANCE AT HER IN 2019 AT A CROWDED NEW

的，在2019年在人滿為患的新，在她那裡做一個無慾無求的推進。

YORK CITY WEDDING RECEPTION.

紐約市的婚宴。

ACCORDING TO RUCH, WHILE SPEAKING WITH CUOMO AT THE

據RUCH說，在與CUOMO的談話中：

WEDDING, HE PUT HIS HAND ON HER BARE LOWER BACK.

婚禮上，他把手放在她光潔的下背上。

AND WHEN SHE REMOVED HIS HAND WITH HER OWN, HE PLACED HIS

當她用自己的手拿開他的手時，他就把自己的手放在了她的身上。

HANDS ON HER CHEEKS AND REMARKED THAT SHE SEEMED "AGGRESSIVE."

手放在她的臉頰上，並說她看起來 "好鬥"。

OKAY, SO IF HE THINKS PROTECTING YOURSELF IS AN ACT OF

好吧，所以如果他認為保護你自己是一種行為。

AGGRESSION, THAT DOES EXPLAIN THE SAFETY SIGNS IN CUOMO

憤怒，這確實解釋了CUOMO的安全標誌。

OFFICE.

辦公室：

"IN CASE OF FIRE, JUST LET IT HAPPEN OR YOU'LL LOOK LIKE A

"如果發生火災，就順其自然吧，否則你就會像一個人一樣

PUSHY DAME."

PUSHY DAME。"

BUT IT GETS WORSE BECAUSE, REPORTEDLY, CUOMO THEN ASKED IF

但是，它變得更糟，因為，據報道，CUOMO然後問是否

HE COULD KISS HER, LOUDLY ENOUGH FOR A FRIEND STANDING NEARBY TO

他可以吻她，大聲地讓一個朋友站在附近

HEAR, AND LOUD ENOUGH FOR THE FRIEND TO PHOTOGRAPH IT.

聽到了，而且聲音很大，足以讓朋友拍照。

OKAY, SHE LOOKS CREEPED OUT, AND HE LOOKS CREEP.

好吧，她看嚇壞了，他看嚇壞了。

IT DOESN'T HELP THAT HE'S THE COLOR OF HELLBOY.

他是海爾波伊的顏色，這並沒有幫助。

HE LOOKS LIKE ON THE R.S.V.P.

他看起來就像在R. S. V. P.

CARD, HE SKIPPED "CHICKEN" AND "FISH," AND SELECTED "FLESH OF

他跳過了 "雞 "和 "魚"，選擇了 "魚肉"。

THE INNOCENT."

無辜者。"

OH, THERE'S BIG NEWS FROM THE LITERARY WORLD: DR. SEUSS

哦，文學界有重大新聞：博士。SEUSS

ENTERPRISES, THE COMPANY CHARGED WITH PROTECTING DR. SEUSS'

企業，負責保護塞斯博士的公司。SEUSS'

LEGACY, ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING THAT SIX DR. SEUSS BOOKS WILL

LEGACY，今天上午宣佈，六本Dr.SEUSS的書將在今天上午宣佈六本Dr.

STOP BEING PUBLISHED BECAUSE OF THEIR RACIST AND INSENSITIVE

不要再因為他們的種族主義和麻木不仁的態度而被刊登出來。

IMAGERY.

影像：

THE BOOKS IN QUESTION ARE "AND TO THINK THAT I SAW IT ON

問題中的書是 "想到我看到了它在"。

MULBERRY STREET," "IF I RAN THE ZOO," "SCRAMBLED EGGS SUPER!"

"MULBERRY STREET"，"IF I RAN THE ZOO"，"SCRAMBLED EGGS SUPER！"

"McELLIGOT'S POOL," "ON BEYOND ZEBRA!" "THE CAT'S QUIZZER," AND

"麥克利戈特的游泳池"，"在超越斑馬！""貓咪的問答"，以及...

"GREEN EGGS AND MATT LAUER."

"綠色雞蛋和MATT LAUER。"

( LAUGHTER ) AFTER REVIEWING THE CONTENTS OF

(笑)在審查了 "我 "的內容後

THE DR. SEUSS CATALOG, DR. SEUSS ENTERPRISES MADE THE DECISION TO

塞斯博士目錄SEUSS CATALOG，DR.SEUSS ENTERPRISESSEUSS ENTERPRISES MADE IN THE DECISION TO TO

CUT OUT CERTAIN BOOKS, SAYING IN A STATEMENT THAT, "CEASING SALES

刪掉某些書籍，在聲明中說，"停止銷售"。

OF THESE BOOKS IS ONLY PART OF OUR COMMITMENT TO ENSURE

這些書籍的銷售只是我們承諾的一部分，我們將確保

DR. SEUSS ENTERPRISE'S CATALOG REPRESENTS AND SUPPORTS ALL

博士。SEUSS ENTERPRISE's CATALOG代表和支持所有的產品。

COMMUNITIES AND FAMILIES."

社區和家庭"。

IT'S A RESPONSIBLE MOVE ON THEIR PART.

這是對他們負責任的舉動。

THERE HADN'T BEEN AN EARTH-SHATTERING OUTCRY, BUT

沒有一個地球震盪的爆發，但。

THEY RECOGNIZED THE IMPACT THAT THESE IMAGES MIGHT HAVE ON

他們認識到這些影像可能會產生的影響。

READERS, ESPECIALLY KIDS, AND THEY'RE TRYING TO FIX IT,

讀者，尤其是孩子們，而他們正試圖修復它。

BECAUSE DR. SEUSS BOOKS SHOULD BE FUN FOR ALL PEOPLE:

因為Dr.蘇斯的書應該對所有人都有好處。

BLACK, WHITE, STRAIGHT, GAY, SNEETCHES-- BOTH STAR-BELLIED

黑人, 白人, 直人, 同志, 鼻涕蟲... ...都是星狀的。

AND PLAIN-- LORAXES, BARBALOOTS, ALL THE WHOS DOWN IN WHOVILLE,

還有平凡的... 駱駝，巴拉魯特，所有的人都在WHOVILLE。

AND THE STRANGE ANGRY CREATURE NAMED FOO-FOO THE SNOO.

和奇怪的憤怒的生物 命名為FOO -FOO的SNOO。

AND IT'S ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT TO BE RESPONSIVE LIKE THIS, BECAUSE

它特別重要的是要像這樣的迴應，因為。

DR. SEUSS HAS ALSO SO MANY BOOKS THAT ARE LOVELY AND TEACH VITAL

SEUSS博士也有很多可愛的書SEUSS也有很多書是可愛的，並教導重要的。

LESSONS THAT RESONATE TO THIS DAY.

響應這一天的教訓。

"HORTON HEARS A WHO!" IS ABOUT LISTENING TO UNDERREPRESENTED

"HORTON HEARS A WHO！"是關於傾聽被低估的人的聲音

VOICES.

聲音：

"THE BUTTER BATTLE BOOK," TEACHES TOLERANCE.

"黃油戰記"，教人忍耐。

"THE LORAX" TEACHES ENVIRONMENTAL ETHICS.

"LORAX "教授環境倫理學。

AND "HOP ON POP" WARNS AGAINST THE DANGERS OF POP-HOPPING.

和 "HOP ON POP "警告警告 POP-HOPPING的危險。

THE NEXT THING THAT POPS MIGHT BE HIS AORTA!

下一個爆掉的可能是他的大動脈!

AND I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY THEY'RE PULLING A SMALL NUMBER OF HIS

我也能理解他們為什麼要拉他的小號。

BOOKS.

書籍：

"IF I RAN THE ZOO" SHOWS RACIST DEPICTIONS OF ASIAN CHARACTERS,

"IF I RAN THE ZOO "展示了對亞洲人物的種族主義描述。

SAYING THEY'RE "FROM COUNTRIES NO ONE CAN SPELL."

說他們是 "來自沒有人能夠拼寫的國家"

SO, "CHINA," TOO DIFFICULT TO SPELL.

所以，"中國"，太難拼寫了。

BUT "SOLLA SOLLEW"?

但 "SOLLA SOLLEW"？

SPELLED LIKE IT SOUNDS.

拼寫像它的聲音。

THE DR. SEUSS FOLKS LISTENED TO CRITICISM, THOUGHT IT WAS

薛斯博士SEUSS FOLKS聽了責備後，認為它是

REASONABLE, AND MADE WHAT'S CALLED "A CHANGE"-- OR AS IT'S

合理的，並做出了所謂的 "改變"--或者說，它是

KNOWN ON FOX NEWS, "CANCEL CULTURE."

在福克斯新聞，"取消文化。"

>> DR. SEUSS ESSENTIALLY HAS BEEN CANCELED.

>> 瑟斯博士已經被取消了。蘇斯博士肯定已經被取消了。

>> THEY WANT TO CANCEL DR. SEUSS.

>> 他們想取消博士。 休斯。SEUSS。

>> DR. SEUSS SHOULD NOT BE CANCELED IN YOUR HOME.

>> 博士。 蘇斯不應該取消在你的家庭。不應該在你的家裡取消。

>> THERE'S NO PLACE THEY WON'T GO.

>> 沒有地方是他們不會去的。

THEY'RE CANCELING DR. SEUSS FROM READING PROGRAMS.

他們取消了博士。 蘇斯從閱讀課程。蘇斯從閱讀課程。

I MEAN, THESE ARE BOOKS-- I LITERALLY KNOW "THE CAT IN THE

我的意思是，這些都是書 - 我真的知道 "貓在其中"。

HAT" BY HEART WITHOUT THE BOOK THERE.

帽子 "的心沒有書在那裡。

>> Stephen: I'M NOT SURPRISED DON JUNIOR LOVES "CAT IN THE

>> Stephen: I'm NOT SURPRISED DON JUNIOR LOVES "CAT IN THE...

HAT."

帽子。"

I'VE ALWAYS BELIEVED HE CAN READ AT A SECOND-GRADE LEVEL.

我一直相信他能讀到二年級的水準。

ALSO, I THINK HIS DAD CALLS HIM AND ERIC "THING ONE" AND "THING

還有，我想他爸爸叫他和艾瑞克 "第一件事 "和 "第二件事"。

TWO."

兩個。"

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