Your parents probably have some of his old records like Oh, say, can you see Major and State of the Tune Young Well, please welcome one of the best political song parodist Tip Rivers Hatip Hello, Conan Tip Rivers present.

你的父母可能有一些他的舊記錄，如哦，說，你可以看到少校和國家的調子楊好，請歡迎一個最好的政治歌曲模仿者蒂普-裡弗斯Hatip你好，柯南蒂普-裡弗斯目前。

Hey!

嘿！

And speaking of presence, how about that present Joe Biden dropped on Syria recently?

說到存在感，喬-拜登最近在敘利亞扔下的那個禮物怎麼樣？

What's the return policy on that gift, huh?

那份禮物的退貨政策是什麼，嗯？

Don't get me started.

不要讓我開始。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Well, great.

嗯，很好。

That's exactly the kind of lightly sharpen take and politics you're famous for.

這正是你著名的輕銳的採取和政治。

Tip.

提示：

Okay, I'm very excited to hear what you have for us tonight.

好吧，我很想聽聽你今晚有什麼節目。

Well, sir, as the tip of the iceberg said to the Titanic, there's a lot more where that came from.

好吧，先生，就像冰山一角對泰坦尼克號說的那樣，還有更多的東西從何而來。

How about our own beloved national anthem, but a little bit off kilter?

我們自己心愛的國歌，但是有點偏離了軌道，怎麼樣？

Wow, I can't Wait.

哇，我不能等待。

Let's hear it.

讓我們聽聽吧

Okay, Very good.

好的，很好

Here we go.

我們走吧

Oh, say, did you see for the election stolen by antifa with help from Dominion handing bite in the windy in.

哦，說，你有沒有看到為選舉竊取的反法的幫助下，多米尼克遞咬在風中。

Oh, say, should we surround a white house with crossbows to remove Sleepy Joe and install Eric Trauma?

哦，比如說，我們是否應該用十字弓圍住白宮... ...把 "沉睡的喬 "趕走，讓 "埃裡克-創傷 "上位？

No, Okay.

不，好吧。

Wait a minute.

等一下

No, I'm not sure I can get behind that one tip and Eric Trump.

不，我不確定我是否能得到這一個提示和埃裡克-特朗普的背後。

Really?

真的嗎？

I mean, come on.

我的意思是，來吧。

You know, Donald is going to be very busy with the construction of Gitmo to once he locks up the Clintons and the Obama's and Ellen de generous.

你知道，唐納德將是非常忙碌的建設 捷特莫一旦他鎖定克林頓和奧巴馬的和埃倫德慷慨。

And, you know, Conan who did get behind that little song?

還有，你知道，柯南是誰在背後支持那首小曲？

Well, it was the small and mostly elderly crowd at the CPAC conference this weekend.

嗯，就是本週末的CPAC大會上，人數不多，而且大多是老年人。

They enjoyed it a lot.

他們很喜歡它。

Your songs used to be hilariously gentle and balanced.

你的歌聲曾經很熱鬧很溫柔很平衡。

It wasn't the kind of right wing stuff that gets you booked at the conservative Political Action conference.

這不是那種右翼的東西，讓你在保守的政治行動會議上預定。

Oh, don't get me started on that den of swamp creatures.

哦，別讓我開始對那個沼澤生物的洞穴。

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不。

This was CPAC with a Q The Celebrity Pedophiles According to meticulously researched facts assembled by Q.

這是CPAC與Q的《名人戀童癖》根據Q精心研究的事實彙集而成。

Let's just hear another song And please don't make this song one about the election being stolen.

讓我們聽聽另一首歌吧 別把這首歌寫成關於選舉被盜的歌

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Oh, no problem.

哦，沒問題。

Come and I have hundreds of songs.

來吧，我有幾百首歌。

That is no problem at all.

這完全不是問題。

How about something patriotic?

愛國的東西怎麼樣？

Would you like to hear something patriotic?

你想聽一些愛國的東西嗎？

I would.

我會的

Yeah.

是啊。

Okay, good.

好的，很好。

Here's a song about one of our great revolutionary heroes.

這是一首關於我們偉大的革命英雄之一的歌。

You're ready.

你準備好了

And away we go.

我們走了。

Greek comma Marjorie armed with your a 15 of the icing you follow Q And on.

希臘逗號馬喬裡武裝你的一個15的糖衣你跟著Q而上。

You think gays should not spawn Jewish lasers cause winter storms on this?

你認為同性戀者不應該在這上面催生猶太人的脈衝光引起冬季風暴？

We owe, you know.

我們欠你的，你知道的。

Stop!

停下來！

Stop tip.

停止小費。

Stop, stop, stop.

停，停，停。

No.

不知道

Do not sing a song about her.

不要唱一首關於她的歌。

She's an awful person tip.

她是一個可怕的人提示。

I'm starting to think you're an awful person to That was just I mean, that was low.

我開始覺得你是一個可怕的人 這只是... ...我的意思是，這是低。

Oh, did you think that was low?

哦，你覺得這很低嗎？

Because I actually felt that I was singing a little above my range.

因為我居然覺得自己的唱功有點超出了自己的範圍。

I'm making a joke, for heaven's sake.

我在開玩笑，看在上帝的份上。

I was perfectly into tip tip.

我是完全進入小費的。

I got to say, I think we're done here.

我得說，我想我們已經結束了。

Come on, Conan.

來吧，柯南

It's just me.

只有我一個人

The same old tip Rivers who's given you so many years of soft chuckling.

還是那個給了你這麼多年溫柔笑聲的小費裡弗斯。

Okay, we're pals.

好吧，我們是朋友。

You and I don't get so angry.

你我都不會這麼生氣。

Let me go out on a high note.

讓我高高興興地出去。

Okay?

好嗎？

Something that has nothing to do with politics at all.

和政治一點關係都沒有的事情。

How about how about something inspiring about old good old amazing grace?

不如來點鼓舞人心的老好人驚天動地的恩典吧？

Would you like to hear amazing Amazing grace?

你想聽驚人的... ...神奇的恩典嗎？

Yes, that actually sounds nice.

是的，這其實聽起來不錯。

That's great.

那太好了

Fine.

好吧

Then we'll go out on a high note.

那我們就高高興興地去吧。

Away we go.

我們走吧

Amazing race of Caucasians, our heritage in peril.

高加索人這個神奇的種族，我們的遺產岌岌可危。

I see it now.

我現在明白了。

The lives won't stop until every bite is sterile.

每一口都不消毒，生命就不會停止。

Don't get me started combing.

不要讓我開始梳理。

These liberals are neutralizing our genitals.

這些自由主義者正在中和我們的生殖器。

They really are.

他們真的是。

And they're stealing our prescription pills to do you know that?

他們偷了我們的處方藥，你知道嗎？

I didn't know that That's not true.

我不知道，這不是真的。

Tip rivers, everybody Listen, I had a few drinks and I went to sleep and I woke up three days later and all of my Ambien were gone, you know?

聽著，我喝了幾杯酒，然後就睡著了 三天後醒來，我所有的安眠藥都不見了，你知道嗎？

What would you do that we have a great show.

你會怎麼做，我們有一個偉大的節目。

We have a great Jules.

我們有一個偉大的朱爾斯。

Randall Park is going to be here.

蘭德爾-帕克要來了。

He's in one division in the park is definitely in on it.

他在公園裡的一個部門肯定是在的。

No, he's not ordered Anything.

不，他沒有訂購任何東西。

Tip He is in on dispersing the odorless gas that sterilizes white people like that.

小貼士他是在散佈無味的氣體，對白種人進行這樣的消毒。

We will be right back.

我們馬上回來。

Tip, You're out of bounds.

提示，你出界了。

You're wrong.

你錯了

We've got to get our hands on that odorless gas and we've got to spray it all over Hollywood and sterilizing You're done.

我們得弄到那種無味的氣體 我們得把它噴灑在好萊塢的各個角落，然後消毒，你就完事了

I'm sure with you you're not going back.

我相信和你在一起，你一定不會回去。

You won't be back on.

你不會再回來了。

You'll never be back on.

你永遠不會回來了。

Sure I will.

我當然會。

You'll forget, just like last time or the time before.

你會忘記的，就像上次或前次一樣。

All right?

好嗎？

You'll probably be back on in three weeks, but three weeks tops.

你可能會在三週內回來，但最多三週。