Can you just hit that "on" switch for me?

你能不能幫我按一下那個 "開 "的開關？

No!

不！

God, turn it off!

上帝，把它關掉！

I'm gonna get fired again!

我又要被炒魷魚了！

Give me your jacket! Jacket!

把你的外套給我！外套！

Why?

為什麼？

You seen these dudes right here? They stole my car.

你看到這些傢伙在這裡？他們偷了我的車。

-But the police are there though. -They're not helping at all.

-但是警察也在那裡.-他們根本就沒幫上忙

Sometimes you just gotta…

有時候，你只是得...

Holy s***!

我的天啊！

-I'm sinking. Get some butter. -What?

-我在下沉拿些黃油來-什麼？

Shit!

媽的！

Finally time for that road trip.

終於到了該上路的時候了。

I'm talking NYC!

我說的是紐約市！

Shouldn't take my sister's car. She's crazy. She will kill us.

不應該開我妹妹的車。她是個瘋子。她會殺了我們。

Keep your mouth shut.

閉上你的嘴。

Snitches get stitches!

告密者會被縫針！

We got four whole days.

我們有整整四天的時間。

We can kick back, relax, and breathe in America.

我們可以在美國踢球，放鬆，呼吸。

We are the only Black people in here.

我們是這裡唯一的黑人

-I'd like to make a toast! -What you doing up there?

-我想敬酒!-你在上面做什麼？

-Get down! -I love you all--

-蹲下！-我愛你們 --

-Are you all right? -Come on, get up.

-你沒事吧？-來吧，起來

What is this? The zoo?

這是什麼？動物園？

Come on, man. You know I love zoos!

來吧，夥計。你知道我喜歡動物園！

-I'm getting a selfie with the gorilla. -No!

-我要和大猩猩自拍了-不！

-Oh, my goodness! -He's a human being!

-哦，我的天啊！-他是個人類！

Oh, Lord have mercy!

哦，主憐憫！

Why are our dicks in a Chinese finger trap?

為什麼我們的小弟弟會被中國人的手指套住？

Get the f*** out of here!

滾出這裡！

-Oh, my-- -That was the craziest shit ever.

-哦，我的... 那是最瘋狂的事情了

We're going to jail! That's a stolen car!

我們要去坐牢了！那是一輛偷來的車！

Maybe we can get somebody to help us fix it.

也許我們可以找人幫我們解決。

Help!

救命！

What y'all looking at? Mind your goddamn business!

你們都在看什麼？管好你那該死的事！

Ma'am! Please pull him up.

女士！請把他拉起來

Go stand under the damn thing.

去站在那該死的東西下面。

-I can't stand under him! -I'm from these streets!

-我不能站在他下面!-我來自這些街道！

People from the street don't hang people from roofs!

街上的人不會在屋頂上吊死人!