most businesses are still closed.

大多數企業仍在關門。

Museums are closed, gyms are closed,

博物館關門，健身房關門。

Bars are still shut down.

酒吧還在關門。

Now I'm fine with gyms and museums being closed,

現在，我對健身房和博物館的關閉很滿意。

never went, but having all the bars shut down, that's rough.

從來沒有去，但有所有的酒吧關閉，這是粗糙的。

I really miss going to a bar,

我真的很懷念去酒吧的日子。

grabbing a drink with friends, meeting new people.

和朋友一起喝酒，認識新朋友。

Fortunately, true story,

幸運的是，真實的故事。

there is a bar right here at the Largo Theater.

有一個酒吧就在這裡 在拉戈劇院。

It's in the next room, across the courtyard.

在隔壁房間，院子對面。

It's a pretty famous, cool spot.

這是個很有名的，很酷的地方。

So I figured, there is a way that I can go right now

所以我想，有一個辦法，我現在可以去。

and have a drink with some friends, but do it safely.

和一些朋友一起喝酒，但要注意安全。

So Andy you stay here with the cardboard cutouts,

所以安迪你就留在這裡和紙板剪紙一起。

I'm going to a bar.

我要去酒吧

Okay, boss.

好吧，老闆。

I'm gonna get myself a drink.

我去給自己倒杯酒

Right in here.

就在這裡。

(revelers chattering) (soft music)

（狂歡者喋喋不休） （輕音樂）

Man, It is great to be back.

夥計，能回來真是太好了。

(soft music)

（輕音樂）

Hey, there is Chad the bartender,

嘿，這是Chad，酒保。

he's always happy to see me.

他總是很高興看到我。

(soft music)

（輕音樂）

(revelers chattering)

(狂歡者)

You talking to me?

你在跟我說話嗎？

Oh, you want your drink?

哦，你想要你的飲料？

Sure, I'll slide it to you.

當然，我會把它滑給你。

Oh, cool, they still have that jukebox,

哦，酷，他們仍然有那個點唱機。

and that woman who's always staring at me.

和那個總是盯著我看的女人。

Okay, that's great.

好吧，這是偉大的。

People are just happy to be out and about.

人們只是很高興地出去走走。

That guy really likes his beer.

這傢伙真的很喜歡他的啤酒。

Yeah?

是嗎？

Good beer?

好喝的啤酒？

(soft music)

（輕音樂）

Cool, yeah.

酷，是的。

Yeah, yeah thumbs up to beer.

是啊，是啊，對啤酒豎起大拇指。

Wow, that guy really likes his beer.

哇，這傢伙真的很喜歡他的啤酒。

God, I really missed this crap.

天啊，我真的很懷念這種垃圾。

Check out that guy.

看看那個傢伙。

He lost everything on Bitcoin.

他在比特幣上失去了一切。

Oh, cheers ladies!

哦，乾杯，女士們！

Yeah.

是啊。

Wow, she was nice.

哇，她真好。

Hey, there, I'm Conan.

嘿，我是柯南。

I host the show.

我主持的節目。

Not a fan?

不喜歡？

Do you come here often?

你經常來這裡嗎？

I said, do you come here often?

我說，你經常來這裡嗎？

God, now I know why I don't come here, I hate this place!

天啊，現在我知道為什麼我不來這裡了，我討厭這個地方!

Lady stop looking at me and get some help!

女士，別看我，找人幫忙！

Hey and freak, stop with the thumbs up,

嘿，還有怪胎，別再豎大拇指了。

it's just a fucking beer!

這只是一個他媽的啤酒！

Damn, even when COVID ends, I'm never coming to a bar again.

媽的，就算COVID結束，我也不會再來酒吧了。

We've got a great show.

我們有一個偉大的節目。

Ted Danson's here.

泰德-丹森來了

(upbeat rock music)

(歡快的搖滾音樂)

Bars are overrated, I'm taking this with me.

酒吧被高估了，我要帶著這個。

Great show.

偉大的表演。

(upbeat rock music)

(歡快的搖滾音樂)