But is the romance even still alive?

但是，這段戀情還在嗎？

You bet your sweet box of chocolates.

你打賭，你的甜蜜巧克力盒。

It is so kickback.

它是如此回扣。

Strip off your PPE and enjoy a late shows quarry man Tick Valentine's Day tips.

脫掉你的PPE，享受晚間表演採石人Tick情人節技巧。

Just because you and your sweetheart can't be together doesn't mean your drones can't be together.

你和你的夫妻不能在一起，不代表你的無人機不能在一起。

Just remember to keep those frisky flying bots away from power lines, trees and old women's hairdos alone.

只要記得讓那些活潑的飛行機器人遠離電線、樹木和老婦人的頭髮就可以了。

This year, you can still enjoy a nice candle lit dinner.

今年，你仍然可以享受一頓美好的燭光晚餐。

It's romantic and doesn't taste that bad once you get past the wax.

很浪漫，只要過了蠟，味道就不會那麼差。

Plus, if you end up at the hospital, you might meet a nice doctor.

另外，如果你最後在醫院，你可能會遇到一個好醫生。

Feeling lonely slaps, um, googly eyes on a plant and instant company.

感覺到寂寞的一巴掌，嗯，googly eyes on a plant and instant company。

But take things slow.

但要慢慢來。

He's still getting over his divorce.

他還沒從離婚的陰影中走出來。

If you're quarantining with your special, someone spice things up by changing out of your everyday sweatpants and into your erotic crotchless sweatpants.

如果你正在和你的特別的人隔離，有人通過改變你的日常運動褲，換上你的情色無襠運動褲，來為你的事情加分。

Feeling nostalgic for those candy hearts?

覺得很懷念那些糖果心？

Treat yourself.

對待自己。

You deserve it.

你應該得到它。

Maybe even share them with your plant.

也許還可以和你的工廠分享。

You to really seemed to hit it off a dinner.

你真的似乎打它關閉一個晚餐。

Make the night special by sprucing up your own bed with a shower of rose petals.

用玫瑰花瓣雨來點綴自己的床，讓這個夜晚變得特別。

Then do laundry.

然後洗衣服。

Seriously, Wash your sheets.

說真的，洗你的床單。

It's been months.

已經好幾個月了

And who knows?

誰知道呢？

This could be one of the happiest days of your life because maybe you'll finally popped the question.

這可能是你一生中最幸福的日子之一，因為也許你終於會提出問題了。

Yes, yes, 1000 times, Yes, above all.

是的，是的，1000次，是的，最重要的是。

Remember, on this Valentine's Day, there are many ways to be a hero.

請記住，在這個情人節，有很多方法可以成為英雄。

Staying home alone to watch porn can save lives.

一個人呆在家裡看黃片可以救命。

This one's for you first responders.

這是給你們這些急救人員的。

Happy Valentine's Day, I mean.

我的意思是，情人節快樂。