My name is Trevor Scales.

我叫特雷弗-斯凱爾

I'm joined by Mr Rogers.

羅傑斯先生加入了我的行列。

Revived from the dead one, Taylor Twellman.

死而復生的泰勒-托爾曼。

Thank you, Trevor Scales, who is also my accountant on the side.

謝謝你，特雷弗-斯卡爾斯，他也是我的兼職會計。

That's right, Trump.

沒錯，特朗普。

Today we've got an exciting product for U N B.

今天我們為U N B帶來了一款激動人心的產品。

A top shot.

一個頂級的鏡頭。

Maybe you've heard of it.

也許你聽說過它。

Maybe you haven't.

也許你沒有。

Well, guess what, folks?

你猜怎麼著，夥計們？

We've got the exclusive limited edition unfortunate moment card that the fortunate moment card that we got with Trevor's new suit.

我們已經拿到了獨家限定的不幸時刻卡，也就是特雷弗新服拿到的幸運時刻卡。

That's right.

是的

There is scarce commodity only available for a limited time.

稀缺商品只在有限的時間內提供。

So listen up.

所以聽好了

Take a look at this pack that we just opened up.

看看我們剛開的這個包。

Trevor, what do we got?

特雷弗，我們得到了什麼？

Okay, first up, this unfortunate moment where swaggy p thought he just made a three pointer.

好了，首先，這個不幸的時刻，swaggy P認為他只是做了一個三分球。

An absolute classic.

絕對的經典之作。

I'm pretty sure the P stands for premature celebration him.

我很確定這個P代表著過早的慶祝他。

All right, Taylor, Uh, why are you looking at me with premature okay?

好吧，泰勒，呃，你為什麼看著我過早的好嗎？

She could relate for that premature celebration.

她能體會到那種過早的慶祝。

You could have it for $3.2 million.

你可以用320萬美元買下它。

It's unfortunate.

真不幸

Moment is yours right now.

現在是你的時刻。

Own it.

擁有它。

It's a chance of a lifetime act now, while the price is still Nick young.

這是一個千載難逢的機會，現在就行動吧，趁著價格還是尼克年輕。

And don't wait till it's Nicole.

不要等到妮可。

Okay, like that.

好吧，就像這樣。

I know us that the user name on the bottom of your screen and it's all yours.

我知道我們，你螢幕下方的用戶名，都是你的。

Next up, Blake Griffin while remember his lob City days?

接下來是布雷克-格里芬，而還記得他在龍蝦城的日子嗎？

I mean, who could forget I got a couple names of who might want to, but one exact person, this member of the crowd, Blake Griffin.

我的意思是，誰能忘記我得到了幾個名字 誰可能想，但一個確切的人， 這個成員的人群，布雷克格里芬。

The perfect cup toss drenches this poor fan.

完美的杯具折騰把這個可憐的粉絲給淋溼了。

Got another look here.

又看了一眼這裡。

I'm pretty sure Blake played a couple of rounds of flip cup in his heyday, huh?

我敢肯定Blake全盛時期也玩過幾輪翻杯，是吧？

Drain your wallet.

榨乾你的錢包。

Like this guy needed to drain his shirt for just $8.4 million.

就像這傢伙只需要耗盡他的衣服，只需要840萬美元。

This limited edition unfortunate moment card could be yours.

這張限量版的不幸時刻卡可能是你的。

Blake Griffin was second place and flip cup to yours truly, Mr Rogers.

布雷克-格里芬是第二名，翻杯給你們，羅傑斯先生。

Next up, you all know I'm a huge Celtics fan, so I'm a splurge on this one myself.

接下來，你們都知道我是凱爾特人的忠實球迷，所以我自己也是一擲千金。

Wow.

哇哦

A Marcus Smart early edition flop.

一個馬庫斯-斯瑪特早期版的翻版。

One of the best folks.

一個最好的人。

It doesn't get any better than this.

沒有比這更好的了。

The flow opportunity of a lifetime has arrived.

千載難逢的流量機會已經到來。

Own this piece of history for a low price of $6 million.

以600萬的低價擁有這段歷史。

It's a bear market out there.

外面是低迷的市場。

You need to act out now.

你現在需要行動起來。

I don't know what a bear market means.

我不知道什麼叫低迷的市場。

We'll get your coaching smart.

我們會讓你的教練變得聰明。

Much like Marcus, his namesake.

就像馬庫斯，他的名字一樣。

Did I land?

我降落了嗎？

That was great.

這是偉大的。

That's fantastic.

那真是太棒了

That's fantastic.

那真是太棒了

Yeah.

是啊。

Wait till you see this.

等到你看到這個。

Taylor.

泰勒。

This is truly special.

這真的很特別。

I can't believe this card is even in this pack.

我不相信這張卡竟然在這包裡。

Sam decors fast break from hell.

薩姆-德科爾斯從地獄中快速脫身。

It's legitimately hard for things to go any worse than they did right here for Mr Decker and his Rocket.

對於德克先生和他的火箭來說，事情很難再糟糕了。

Today's ball.

今天的球。

My name's face.

我的名字的臉。

How are you face?

你的臉色怎麼樣？

Meet Palm on the way out.

出門的時候遇到棕櫚。

Yikes, Yikes, Hard lemonade.

呀，呀，硬檸檬水。

But capitalize on this mistake by owning this guard for $14 million.

但利用這個錯誤，以1400萬的價格擁有這個後衛。

That's it, folks.

就是這樣，夥計們。

It's not a it's not a bad deal.

這不是一個它不是一個糟糕的交易。

I mean, it's not.

我的意思是，它不是。

Our Venmo accounts are ringing off.

我們的Venmo賬戶都響了起來。

Yes, they are.

是的，他們是。

And I'm not even sure if that makes any sense.

而我甚至不知道這是否有意義。

Just contribute.

貢獻就好。

Exactly.

就是這樣

Thanks for spending time.

謝謝你花時間。

I'm packing history with us.

我把歷史和我們一起打包。

Tweet us your suggestions for what should be in the next pack of unfortunate moment cards.

在Tweet上給我們提出你對下一包不幸時刻卡中應該有什麼建議。

Now let's send it back over to your regularly scheduled programming.

現在讓我們把它送回你的常規節目。

I'm getting word that that is what sports sports nation, whatever the hell that is.

我得到的消息是，那是什麼運動體育國家，不管那是什麼鬼東西。

I hate that show.

我討厭那個節目。