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  • Celebrities in particular get a lot of reviews on the internet, especially on Twitter

    名人們特別容易從網路上得到關於他們的評論,尤其是透過推特(Twitter)

  • Because you have this direct connection

    因為這是一個可以直接接觸的方式

  • And some people are just inherently cruel

    有些人真的是非常殘酷

  • Some people write very harsh things to famous people

    有些人會寫給名人一些很刻薄的評論

  • without even thinking about the fact that they are people

    卻沒想到這些名人也是有感情的「人」

  • So tonight I want to give you a chance to think about it

    所以今晚我希望給你們一個反思的機會

  • When you don’t see you send the nasty tweet

    你們不會看到你們所寫的惡毒tweet(Twitter訊息)

  • Is thatit can actually cause pain

    但其實這些訊息都會造成傷害

  • Over the last few months, weve been asking some of our celebrity guests to read some actual tweets directly at them

    在過去幾個月,我們邀請好幾位名人來賓親自唸出這些針對他們的tweets評論

  • and here they are for your amusement

    相信這段內容會帶給你們歡樂的娛樂效果

  • And hopefully reflections

    同時希望帶給你們一些反思

  • If Mike Piazza’s hair caught fire and someone put it out with a cast iron skillet, you’d have Danny McBride.

    如果Mike Piazza的頭髮著火了,而有人使用鑄鐵鍋去滅火,你就會看到Danny McBride了

  • There’s a new show where James Van Der Beek plays James Van Der Beek

    在某個新節目中James Van Der Beek的角色就是扮演他自己

  • guys get your backpacks n boots this is apocalypse I’m sure of it

    噢不各位快帶著你的背包和靴子,我確定這是啟示錄的開端啊

  • I would rather chop my arm off and f*** myself with my detached limb than watchKatie Perry the movie

    我寧願把自己的手臂剁下來並用我的斷肢自慰,也不願去看Katie Perry的自傳電影

  • What the f*** is wrong with the world

    這世界是怎麼了??!!!

  • I'll pay you see that

    我願意花錢請你看

  • Zooey Deschanel is overrated

    Zooey Deschanel的評價真是被高估了

  • I think I am underrated

    我覺得我是被低估了

  • Did you know that if you skinned Larry King and ironed out his leather,

    你們知道如果將從Larry King身上剝下來的皮燙平

  • you could make enough coats to give 1 to every poor child in the America?

    做成的外套數量足夠供給美國每個窮苦孩童一人一件嗎?

  • F*** David Spade

    去你的David Spade

  • This is guy who gets right to it

    呵他說對了

  • I liked Kristen Stewart more when she was a boy

    Kristen Stewart是男生時我更喜歡她

  • Matt Leblanc looks so old. #whathappened

    Matt Leblanc看起來超老,發生甚麼事了

  • If you climbed inside Snooki’s vagina it would probably be like the f*** pacific ocean

    如果你爬進Snooki的陰道,那裏看起來應該像是一片太平洋吧

  • Ever since @matisyahu shaved, he looks like old, fat Justin Bieber

    自從Matisyahu刮鬍子後,他看起來就像又老又胖的Justin Bieber

  • Thanks

    …謝了

  • Dear God, give us 2pac back and well give you Justin Bieber

    神啊,請把2pac(饒舌歌手)還給我們,我們會拿Justin Bieber來交換的

  • Nothing bothers me. Nobody says about me.

    沒有任何讓我煩躁的事… 沒有人給我評論啊啊啊

Celebrities in particular get a lot of reviews on the internet, especially on Twitter

名人們特別容易從網路上得到關於他們的評論,尤其是透過推特(Twitter)

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