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  • - You know what also eats batteries like a bitch

  • is the (beep) Bluetooth keyboards.

  • - Yeah, you know what else does?

  • - What?

  • - My big, big vibrator I stick up my (beep).

  • Actually, that's not even enough power,

  • now I plug it into the wall.

  • I hook it up to a car battery.

  • (beep) it, all the electricity

  • is like Poltergeist on this block,

  • every house is just flashing.

  • (both laughing)

  • Hi, it's me, Trixie Mattel.

  • - And I'm Katya.

  • - And we are two queens who like to watch.

  • - And today, we are watching a new reality series

  • called "Buried by the Bernards",

  • which follows a mortuary business in Memphis, Tennessee.

  • - Drag queen funeral home, that's a business.

  • - Absolutely.

  • - We don't just do up the body for the funeral,

  • she is show ready. - She does a number, yeah.

  • - She does a number, marionette, wood cracks,

  • I am the master, you are the slave.

  • - Smoke comes out of the casket.

  • - It's "Thriller" every night,

  • the song "Thriller".

  • (Katya laughs)

  • (intense music)

  • Now caution, spoilers ahead, dead people ahead.

  • - I had the time of my life in Memphis,

  • let me tell you. - Really?

  • - Absolutely.

  • I went to this place called Earnestine & Hazel,

  • it was an old brothel back in the day.

  • It was incredible.

  • - They said, you're old

  • and you look like you belong in a brothel,

  • come on in, sis.

  • - And I stayed there for three days,

  • I left with an accent.

  • - I love when people go somewhere for five seconds

  • and come home with an accent.

  • - I could see myself getting annoying

  • and I couldn't stop.

  • - There's this girl I went to high school with,

  • we went to France,

  • she started to talk like the English

  • that French people.

  • - Oh my god.

  • - She's like, how do you say?

  • I'm like, we're from Wisconsin, you know the word.

  • - You know English. - You know the word.

  • It was, how you say, great.

  • I'm like, yeah, that is how you say it.

  • All right, so we're gonna meet the Bernards here,

  • and their whole business,

  • and we have a drive through

  • - Viewing of dead people.

  • - A drive through viewing of dead people,

  • very COVID friendly.

  • - Take a quick look into our funeral chapel right here.

  • - Wait a minute, Mr. Deadman.

  • - Why, why, are you so, so dead, man.

  • - The biggest thing we're known for

  • is the drive through viewing.

  • We were one of the first pioneers in this area

  • with this service. - What?

  • That is a repurposed bank.

  • This looks like a bank.

  • - My aunt and my uncle, the always had this idea

  • of opening a funeral home.

  • I really didn't like the idea at all.

  • (Trixie and Katya laughing)

  • - I love that.

  • - This is my office. - Oh, nice office.

  • Oh, work.

  • - This was a gift. - Self tapestry.

  • - From one of my daughters. - He's cute.

  • - I want a tapestry of me in a room

  • that's of me in that room.

  • - And then it goes on and on.

  • Like that girl who comes to the meet and greets

  • with the shirts.

  • - Yeah, meet and greet inception.

  • - She comes to the meet and greet

  • with a picture of you on the shirt.

  • - From the previous meet and greet

  • and so on and so forth. - And then keeps going.

  • That is crazy.

  • - Seven times I got a T-shirt.

  • - Do you collect them?

  • - Are you kidding me?

  • Absolutely.

  • I have a tapestry at home.

  • (both giggling)

  • - As a single dad of two women,

  • I have to be strong for them

  • and do what I have to do.

  • A good soldier. - Beautiful.

  • Okay, I've never had a dad,

  • but if I did, I would want a dad like that.

  • - Yeah. - He seems fun.

  • - Good morning.

  • - This is my daughter, Deja and Reagan.

  • - My daughter's office,

  • and look, the cameras come in

  • and she's on her phone, doesn't even look up.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Instant reality star. - Unfazed.

  • - Looking out for her, and she's looking out for me.

  • Boom, Beyonce and Solange, 2.0.

  • (Trixie and Katya laughing)

  • - Okay, so this show is very exciting

  • because it's demystifying death a little bit,

  • but it's also Black owned business, Black family,

  • Black joy, 2021, let's get into it, sis.

  • - Let's get into it.

  • - I know y'all back there, man.

  • I'm talking to myself, man. (laughs)

  • - Kevin!

  • Kevin!

  • First of all, this outfit is fire.

  • - It's so good.

  • - Strictly pimping.

  • - Strictly pimping.

  • - [Both] Strictly pimping.

  • - We have my mother, hello, Debbie.

  • - Wait a minute,

  • are them cameras really working for real?

  • - Yes, yes, yes.

  • - [Trixie] It's not a prop camera.

  • - Oh, (beep), you might be telling the truth now.

  • Okay, hold up.

  • - Love her.

  • - The boss, I'm the boss.

  • Tell me, I tell you what to do.

  • Come on, camera crew, y'all gotta go.

  • - Us, 10 minutes into this.

  • - Yeah, get out of here.

  • - But quickly turned into a dictatorship.

  • (Debbie chuckles)

  • - Amazing.

  • Fabulous.

  • - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • - Kevin!

  • That should be on the other episode she did.

  • - I'm like, hi, I'm Trixie Mattel,

  • and we're queens who like to watch,

  • and you sit up in a casket like the Crypt Keeper and laugh.

  • No, you wake up smiling.

  • - Like, laughing. (chuckles)

  • - There's something very funny about coffins.

  • - Yeah, death is hysterical.

  • - A bed that locks that will-

  • - They're just laying there, dead.

  • - And let me just say,

  • that coffins appear to be more comfortable

  • than a lot of the beds I've had in my life.

  • - That's a really good point.

  • - All that padding for a dead person?

  • - I know, and it's like a cocoon.

  • - Throw my body in a fire and cook food over it.

  • I don't care.

  • - Literally, just put it outside on Wednesday morning

  • for the trash.

  • - Anybody who ever wanted to (beep) me,

  • tell them, that's their moment,

  • whether I wanted it or not.

  • Like, give me a show.

  • You know what I mean?

  • Let people connect with me.

  • Just donate me to the necrophiliacs.

  • - Oh my god, the local necrophiliac chapter.

  • - I wanna be the next Leggy.

  • (Katya laughs)

  • So Reagan wants more responsibility at the company,

  • so Uncle Kevin's taking her

  • to pick up her first dead body.

  • - You always remember your first.

  • - I gotta teach you how to drive the hearse.

  • - Kevin! - Yeah.

  • - [Reagan] Are there bodies in there?

  • - No bodies, no bodies.

  • - I have never driven a hearse ever in my life.

  • - You got this, girl. - You go, girl.

  • You drive that death wagon.

  • - We teach you how to pick the body up.

  • - Pick up a body?

  • - She's in her school uniform.

  • - It's gonna be in the back of here?

  • Kevin, my Gucci purse is back there.

  • - The dead man's not gonna steal the purse. (laughs)

  • Just eating an orange.

  • - He's eating an orange.

  • - [Kevin] You want some?

  • - No, I don't want an orange,

  • where'd you even get the orange from?

  • - The duke.

  • (Trixie and Katya laughing)

  • - What would your casket look like?

  • - Acrylic, clear, I want every body

  • to see every inch of me. - Like Snow White?

  • - Yeah, bottom and top, and I'm nude, naked and nude.

  • - I want Pam in "True Blood".

  • That pink satin tufted. - Oh yeah.

  • The pink ruched satin.

  • - Yes.

  • My wish for my funeral is that I have an aluminum coffin

  • but everybody at the funeral says aluminum.

  • (Katya chuckles)

  • You know how people say aluminum?

  • - Aluminum?

  • How is, this coffin? - Aluminum.

  • - I think this baby's fixing to come.

  • - All right, it's time for Deja's baby.

  • Like a sequel to Rosemary's baby.

  • - Yeah, we got multiple themes here.

  • - Mama?

  • - I'm fixing to go get the bag.

  • - Oh no, I thought she was gonna be like,

  • we're in a meeting.

  • - Yeah, that baby can wait.

  • - Look at her run. - Go get the damn bag.

  • - I love that they've prepared this

  • and it's still like a panic.

  • - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute,

  • that was the worst test run in America.

  • - Oh my god!

  • - We gotta pick up the pace.

  • - My heart skipped a whole beat.

  • - I done told the whole set.

  • - Incredible.

  • - Kevin's not having it.

  • I'm gonna use that when I wanna get out of a meeting.

  • I'm gonna be in a Zoom,

  • and I'm gonna come back, - Three times a year.

  • - With a basketball under my T-shirt. (exclaims)

  • - [Debbie] It's getting late, it's getting real late.

  • - So the family's about to throw Deja

  • a surprise baby shower, but she's running late.

  • - Deja gonna be late.

  • She gonna be late to work,

  • late for the baby shower.

  • It's just something about time and Deja don't go together.

  • - Every work place needs a Debbie though.

  • Otherwise, everyone falls apart.

  • - Yeah, absolutely.

  • - You ever wanna come work for Trixie Cosmetics,

  • we need a bitch to toe the line.

  • - I never thought that I was gonna have a boy.

  • I always wanted a girl.

  • So I said, I'm gonna name my baby Tatum O'Neal,

  • 'cause I was sure it was a girl.

  • - [Trixie And Katya] Tatum-

  • (Trixie laughs)

  • - So if you don't have a name,

  • you're gonna put, no name, boy.

  • - They was gonna call me No Name Boy.

  • - [Debbie] That's what they was gonna call you.

  • - Okay, you had a son, what's the name?

  • - Christian.

  • - Christian?

  • You escaped from Catholicism to name a child Christian?

  • - I love Christian, I love that name.

  • - The one name I wouldn't name anyone

  • 'cause it's been ruined for me, Katya.

  • (Katya chuckles)

  • - [Debbie] Hold on, Deja, wait a minute,

  • say that again.

  • - Is she in the hospital?

  • - [Deja] I said I just went into labor.

  • - [Debbie] Who that with you?

  • - She's real elaborate in these drills.

  • - I know, she rented out the whole wing.

  • - [Debbie] We on the way.

  • - I like that these people are used to

  • working with dead bodies,

  • so maybe urgency's not really their thing.

  • - Yeah, they're on a different timeline.

  • - [Deja] It was not planned.

  • - Oh my god, I just don't know how people do it.

  • - It's not worth it.

  • - No, I think it is worth it,

  • but the fear and the pain and the athleticism.

  • - The not knowing.

  • - The not knowing.

  • - It could be two hours or 20 hours.

  • - Yes, I don't know how women do it.

  • She looks great though.

  • - [Deja] I did not get an epidural,

  • like a crazy person.

  • It hurt so bad, I was screaming.

  • - If you were giving birth, would you wear makeup?

  • - I would be in full drag.

  • (Trixie chuckles)

  • Full drag, they'd have to cut the catsuit off of me.

  • - [Deja] We had a beautiful baby girl,

  • her name is Alonni. - Look at that,

  • this is them experiencing life instead of death.

  • - Look at her like two minutes post delivery.

  • - Flawless, it's crazy.

  • Her baby is cute and her boyfriend or husband is very cute.

  • - Babies don't know (beep).

  • You ever thought about that?

  • - Babies are stupid.

  • - Babies don't know (beep).

  • - They don't know nothing. - That can't do nothing.

  • - Normalize walking up to a kid

  • and saying, who the (beep) are you?

  • (Katya laughs)

  • And who the (beep) are you?

  • And who the (beep) are you?

  • But then again, not every kid's as cute as that kid, so.

  • So up next, they're having a little chat

  • about burial wishes, et cetera.

  • - Yeah, you got a living will?

  • - Do you have any in place?

  • - I do, I have a piece of paper written down.

  • - Do you really?

  • - I do.

  • No, I just made that up.

  • I want to.

  • I'll do it today.

  • - I'll use this as my living will right now.

  • If I died-

  • - I get the body.

  • - You can have the body.

  • - I want the body.

  • - I want that helicopter,

  • in the hood, they call it the whirly bird.

  • - Oh yeah. - It gonna land me

  • right on top of that mausoleum.

  • - Oh yeah.

  • You going out like that?

  • - I'm going out like that.

  • - I love a helicopter landing.

  • - I think an important part of this family's job

  • is having some kind of sense of humor

  • about all of this.

  • - Obviously.

  • - 'Cause don't you think every time you unload a body

  • you think of your own death a little bit?

  • - Yeah.

  • - I do wanna thank you for doing this.

  • - Tavion's filling in for Deja

  • while she's on maternity leave,

  • and he's wanted to be a mortician his whole life.

  • - I was four years old, yeah.

  • - Seriously?

  • - What? - Why?

  • - My thing, I just wanted to work with the bodies

  • and things like that. - Really?

  • - Are we being unfair?

  • I mean, look at what we're doing.

  • Everybody dies, not everybody cross dresses.

  • So I guess some people do it as more of a respect for...

  • They're not like, can I be alone with it?

  • You know, it's not like a weird thing.

  • - I didn't take it to the sexual place.

  • - Well, I take everything to a sexual place.

  • I don't wanna be buried in a place.

  • - I don't wanna be buried, period.

  • You're not gonna be spending no money

  • on putting me in a box to just rot in the earth.

  • I'm gonna get donated to science.

  • People need to know about this.

  • (Trixie laughs)

  • - It's not gonna be, how did she die,

  • it's gonna be,

  • how did she live? - What was it?

  • Yes, exactly.

  • - How did she sustain?

  • - How did she do it?

  • - Now, I need all the medical students in here,

  • this is what happens to a human body

  • that has never consumed one drop of water.

  • - Yeah, or any nutrition. - And had any sleep.

  • - Yeah.

  • - [Reagan] No one's doing the 1960's makeup anymore.

  • - It is. - No.

  • - Kevin's got some complaints on his technique.

  • - They're rating him on his YouTube tutorials.

  • - If only we had a qualified makeup industry professional

  • here to weigh in.

  • - It's gonna be hard for me to work on these people here

  • and try to get with this,

  • 'cause I work on dead bodies.

  • - Dead bodies? - Dead bodies, ma'am.

  • - I don't think you heard me, dead bodies.

  • - [Kevin] I work on dead bodies.

  • - [Woman] So I use this one right here.

  • - [Trixie] Straight lines on the face?

  • - Oh wow!

  • - [Woman] That's a little much.

  • - Kevin, she looks a fish.

  • - Beauty school we learned that you can't use

  • normal makeup on dead bodies,

  • you have to use non-thermogenetic makeup,

  • because all makeup is formulated to work with body heat.

  • - Oh, like spray paint.

  • - Number nine acrylic, yes.

  • - Hello.

  • - Okay, so nobody should be made to feel bad

  • about learning new things

  • and if classes aren't your thing,

  • be like Kevin, learn from YouTube.

  • I swear to God, if we cut to him watching

  • one of my YouTube tutorials,

  • I'm jumping right off this patio.

  • - I will (beep) on the floor.

  • - Kevin, this is my brush.

  • - This ain't your brush.

  • - I just bought it the other day for $38, Kevin.

  • - [Trixie] Kevin!

  • - Long story short, Kevin,

  • you owe me $38 or a makeup brush.

  • (Trixie laughs)

  • - You know what I already like about this show?

  • All these family members could not be more different.

  • - Yeah.

  • - But in some way, it's like any family

  • where they all go together, yes.

  • Have you seen a dead body?

  • - Yes, I saw a man die.

  • - Who was it?

  • - My grandfather.

  • - Well, yeah, you stabbed him.

  • - I was choking the life out of him.

  • - You need a man to rub your feet at night.

  • - Oh, Debbie's talking about work and men.

  • - Get you back on the love train.

  • - Y'all need to get back on work train.

  • (Trixie and Katya laughing)

  • No, I just don't need a man.

  • When I get home, he gonna say, what we gonna eat?

  • What you gonna cook?

  • Where the breakfast at, where the lunch at?

  • Where my clothes?

  • - She's a gay guy.

  • - I don't want one man.

  • - I so relate - Yeah, entirely.

  • It's like my boyfriend, I love David,

  • I'm like, I love you so much, you're the love of my life.

  • Which day this week would you like to come over?

  • - Yeah.

  • - So I got a profile here,

  • so I'm gonna go ahead and go ahead and meet him.

  • - So Reagan and Deja created a dating profile for Debbie

  • which is not exactly true.

  • She fixes it, goes out on a date on somebody.

  • 36 year old diva looking for a good (beep).

  • - Hello.

  • Oh, I hate that.

  • - I'm gonna cry.

  • Oh no.

  • - She's all dressed up

  • and the cameras are there, how humiliating.

  • - I got stood up, I got flat stood up.

  • - And gets ghosted.

  • - Which is ironic for somebody

  • who works with the dead.

  • - Good morning, how y'all doing this morning?

  • - So Debbie is gonna hold her head up high

  • and give her granddaughters something to chat about.

  • - Go on, Debbie.

  • - [Deja And Reagan] Is that the same outfit?

  • - She comes in, like hobbling.

  • - Yeah, how heavy is she gonna lay it on?

  • I think I left my bra at the restaurant.

  • - Let's just say I'm pregnant.

  • - Get a coffin 'cause my (beep) is dead.

  • (Katya laughs)

  • - Have you ever been ghosted or stood up?

  • - Oh yeah, are you kidding?

  • One time I flew to San Francisco

  • to go to a concert with a guy I was talking to

  • on Twitter for three months,

  • and I got ghosted and found out it was a fan

  • and it was a catfish account.

  • Have you been ghosted?

  • You seem more like the ghoster, both professionally and-

  • - I was gonna say, I've probably ghosted.

  • - Don't get Caspered, be the Casper you wish to see

  • in the world.

  • - I have ghosted.

  • Not something like that.

  • - Yeah. - Not something like that.

  • But I've drifted. - Flaked?

  • - Yeah, I flaked and drifted away.

  • - Come on, it's that time.

  • We gotta push this meeting for this commercial.

  • - So the Bernards have already had one viral commercial,

  • but they're looking for their next breakthrough,

  • so the family's gonna sit down

  • and have like a pitch meeting.

  • - All the zombies get out the cemetery, right?

  • And they wanna go to R Bernard

  • to make their own arrangements.

  • - Oh my god!

  • - They're trying to do "Thriller"?

  • - That is so funny, that is so funny.

  • - The zombies are going back to bite the people

  • who were charging too much money?

  • - No, the zombies are going to the funeral home,

  • because this casket costs too much.

  • - That is actually great.

  • - It's really good.

  • - 1,895?

  • My family spent $5,000!

  • I mean, let's go!

  • - Oh, there's my casket.

  • - [Katya] Oh my god, with a photo of you.

  • - Oh, that's a photo of the person?

  • - And a pillow, and a photo on the pillow,

  • that's incredible.

  • - I want y'all to look at it carefully

  • and just give me y'all honest opinion.

  • - Okay, so they shoot the commercial

  • and now it's time for the big unveiling.

  • I can't wait to see it.

  • - Is this the commercial? - Uh huh.

  • - 1,895?

  • Take me over to R Bernard.

  • Get me up out of here, I'm going to R Bernard.

  • - Did you direct this?

  • - The dead body gets up and runs.

  • - 595, direct cremation.

  • - 595 direct cremation, that seems like a deal.

  • - That does seem like a deal.

  • You can't get Botox for that.

  • - It cost more to stay alive.

  • - It does.

  • I like that commercial.

  • - I do too.

  • Would you get buried there?

  • - Yes, absolutely.

  • It's a dead body, what they gonna do?

  • - Honestly, do a bit with me, I don't care.

  • - I would love that.

  • - Do a bit. - Yeah.

  • - Or you honestly just embalm me

  • and use me for the carpool lane, I don't even care.

  • Put little Xs over my eyes

  • and throw me to the necrophiliacs.

  • - I think this is really cute.

  • - I like it too.

  • It has everything.

  • - Yeah, dead folk.

  • - Animal print.

  • There's some wigs.

  • - Yeah, wiggery.

  • - Makeup.

  • - Makeup on living and dead.

  • - Living and dead makeup.

  • Hearses, budget commercials.

  • - Hashtag, viral commercials.

  • - Drive through funerals.

  • - Yeah.

  • - Generations coming together.

  • Newborns.

  • - Black joy.

  • - It's got heart.

  • I really like it.

  • You watch "Buried by the Bernards" on Netflix.

  • You got watch, go now.

  • (classical music)

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