Okay plot twist gotta up my game.

好吧，劇情轉折，得提高我的遊戲。

It's a bowl of vegetables.

這是一碗蔬菜。

I took a big risk, I thought it would pay off, gorgeous.

我冒了很大的風險，我以為會有回報，華麗麗的。

That's just six year old behavior.

這只是六歲的行為。

Yum I am into this.

味道我很喜歡這個。

Oh yeah.

哦，是的。

Thumbs up, was that good, oh yum.

豎起大拇指，是不是很好吃，哦，好吃。

Hi, I'm Hannah, I'm the World's OK-est Mom.

嗨，我是漢娜，我是世界上最OK的媽媽。

And last season I secretly hid veggies in my family's food

而在上個季節，我偷偷把蔬菜藏在家裡的食物中

for an entire week and it was a huge success.

整整一個星期，取得了巨大的成功。

So this time I'm going to try to take it even further.

所以這次我打算嘗試更進一步。

I'm going to secretly feed my family vegan food for

我要偷偷地給我的家人吃素食，為的是

(beep)

（嗶嗶聲）

I'm going to secretly feed my family

我要偷偷地養活我的家人。

vegan food for an entire week.

純素食一整個星期。

Will this seven day vegan challenge

這七天的素食挑戰會

solve all of my problems, I don't know.

解決我所有的問題，我不知道。

Let's find out, wish me luck.

讓我們來看看，祝我好運。

So here's the plan for the week.

所以這就是本週的計劃。

I want to make every single meal

我想把每一餐都做出來

and snack vegan for the entire family, minus Henry.

和零食素食主義者為整個家庭，減去亨利。

I'm going to just tell them that I'm trying new recipes

我只想告訴他們我在嘗試新的食譜

which I've used that excuse a lot.

我經常用這個藉口。

I think so, I don't know how well it's going to work.

我想也是，不知道效果如何。

We have tried a seven day vegan challenge before

我們曾經嘗試過七天的素食挑戰。

and I got a lot of good advice

我得到了很多好的建議

saying that I wasn't prepared enough

說我準備不足

and that I bought too many pre-made foods.

以及我買了太多的預製食品。

And that's why my grocery bill was so high.

所以我的雜貨費才會這麼高。

So this time I think I have a better grasp

所以這一次我想我有了更好的把握。

of what is vegan and what is not.

什麼是素食，什麼不是。

If I make it through this week

如果我撐過這周

and nobody notices that I'm sneaking vegan foods.

沒有人注意到，我偷偷吃素食。

I get to treat myself to an entire

我可以犒勞自己一整個

pint of my favorite ice cream.

一品脫我最喜歡的冰淇淋。

So first things first, where am I?

所以，先說說我在哪裡？

We moved basically working from home with all the kids

我們搬來的時候，基本上都是在家帶著孩子工作的

at home and only having a pool

居無定所

and concrete backyard like drove me to the brink.

和混凝土後院一樣，把我逼到了絕路。

So we sold our house in LA, we're living out in the

所以，我們賣掉了我們在洛杉磯的房子，我們住在外面的。

California desert in a tiny tiny 1000 square foot home

加利福尼亞沙漠中的1000平方英尺的小家

but there is a lots of land and lots of outdoor space

但有很多土地和大量的戶外空間。

and we're really loving it here.

我們真的很喜歡這裡。

And I've since discovered my love for Crocs.

而我也從此發現了我對Crocs的喜愛。

I have two pairs of dope Crocs.

我有兩雙笨蛋Crocs。

Anyway that's our situation onto the food.

總之這是我們的情況，說到食物。

Vegan breakfast is actually pretty easy to make

素食早餐其實很容易做

because we usually do a lot of fruits.

因為我們平時做了很多水果。

For most breakfasts I just make toast and

對於大多數早餐，我只是做吐司和。

I'll do this like super food honey.

我會像超級食物蜂蜜一樣做這個。

Wait is honey vegan, so I Googled it and I feel

等等，蜂蜜是素食嗎？ 我上網查了一下，我覺得

like there's a lot of mixed opinions around honey.

就像蜂蜜周圍有很多不同的意見。

Some people choose to eat it as vegans and some don't.

有的人選擇吃素，有的人不選擇。

So I just played it safe and I put it back in the cupboard.

所以我就裝作很安全的樣子，把它放回櫃子裡。

Instead I'm going to do some super food coconut butter

而我要做一些超級食物椰子醬。

serve that with some sliced banana.

與一些香蕉片服務。

- Woop

- 嗚嗚

(laughter)

（笑聲）

- [Hannah] Yum

- [漢娜]百勝

Something that I had recently discovered

我最近發現的一些事情

before this week was vegan yogurt.

這周之前是素食酸奶。

It has come such a long way in terms of

它已經走過了這麼長的路，在。

creaminess and flavor that it's almost

奶油味和味道，它幾乎

indistinguishable it is so delicious.

分不清它是如此美味。

So I got this, they can read, so I'm going to

所以，我得到了這一點，他們可以閱讀，所以我將。

put it in another bowl and see if anybody notices.

把它放在另一個碗裡，看看是否有人注意到。

You guys want a little yogurt before we go on our walk.

你們要不要在我們去散步之前來點酸奶。

- I love yogurt.

- 我喜歡酸奶。

- [Hannah] Do you want some, okay.

- [漢娜]你想要一些，好嗎。

I'll get you some, bye don't hover, thank you.

我給你買點，再見不要徘徊，謝謝。

So I was so excited to see the boys

所以，我很興奮地看到孩子們

blind taste test the yogurt and see what they thought

盲嘗酸奶，看看他們的想法

because they are yogurt connoisseurs.

因為他們是酸奶行家。

- That's good.

- 那就好

- How are you doing Wyatt, they loved it.

- 你怎麼樣，懷特，他們很喜歡。

They could not tell the difference.

他們看不出有什麼不同。

They thought it was delicious and I will keep buying it.

他們覺得很好吃，我還會繼續買。

Thumbs up is that good, oh yum.

大拇指就是這麼好，哦，好吃。

So day one was easy, let's take on day two.

所以第一天很簡單，我們來看看第二天的情況。

Day two was all about the cheese.

第二天是關於奶酪的。

I've had very mixed luck with vegan cheese

我吃素食奶酪的運氣很不一樣。

and I really wanted to do something special and tasty.

我真的很想做一些特別的美味。

I'm making deluxe cheesy mac I hope it

我在做豪華芝士瑪卡，希望它能讓你滿意

substitutes with no issue and just

順利替補，只需

with the theme of cheese I've decided I'm going to

以奶酪為主題，我決定我將

serve it with a caprese salad.

配上意大利沙拉。

I found a vegan mozzarella and so it

我發現了一個素食的馬蘇裡拉奶酪，所以它。

gave me the idea to make a caprese salad.

讓我有了做番茄沙拉的想法。

I got this beautiful big heirloom

我得到了這個美麗的大傳家寶

got some regular tomato, okay plot twist.

得到了一些普通的西紅柿，好的情節轉折。

This mozzarella is very mushy.

這個馬蘇裡拉奶酪很膩。

This cheese turned out to be more like a thick cream cheese.

這種奶酪原來更像是一種濃稠的奶油奶酪。

It's not like a regular mozzarella where it has

它不像普通的馬蘇裡拉奶酪，在那裡它有

like some bounce and some stretch to it.

喜歡一些反彈和一些伸展。

It does tastes good though, the flavor was there.

不過味道確實不錯，味道是有的。

So I didn't even mind the difference in texture.

所以我甚至不介意質地的不同。

The boys on the other hand, you don't like that cheese?

而男生們則是，你不喜歡這種奶酪？

- Tomatoes I like.

- 番茄我喜歡。

- What's wrong with the cheese?

- 奶酪怎麼了？

- [Wyatt] I don't like the tomatoes

- 我不喜歡西紅柿的味道

because there's green stuff on them.

因為他們身上有綠色的東西。

- It's basil friend, then just pick the basil off.

- 是羅勒朋友，那就把羅勒摘下來吧。

Okay, really good.

好吧，真的很好。

- [Jackson] Let's try the mac and cheese

- 我們來試試奶酪通心粉吧

- That's really good, the noodles are good

- 真的很好吃，麵條也很好吃

The sauce is fine.

醬料很好。

Everybody loved the Mac and cheese.

每個人都喜歡Mac和奶酪。

They ate it, they loved the meal, Wyatt did notice.

他們吃了，他們喜歡這頓飯，懷特確實注意到了。

- It doesn't taste like cheese.

- 它的味道不像是奶酪。

- But he still ate it, it made me a little nervous

- 但他還是吃了，這讓我有些緊張

that they might have noticed that it was a vegan meal.

他們可能已經注意到這是一個素食餐。

So I figured day three I'd have

所以我想，第三天我得

to step it up a little bit more.

再加強一點。

We're getting a late start to dinner

我們晚餐要晚點開始

but I have my potato peeler right here.

但我有我的洋芋削皮機在這裡。

While we make coconut Curry.

當我們做椰子咖喱的時候。

So when we were living in Los Angeles

所以當我們住在洛杉磯的時候

this Thai restaurant that was by our house

我們家旁邊的這家泰國餐廳

had this amazing yellow curry with

有這個驚人的黃咖喱與

potatoes and carrots and chicken.

洋芋，胡蘿蔔和雞肉。

So I used that as inspiration for my day three meal.

於是，我以此為靈感，做了第三天的飯菜。

At the core I am a clean out the fridge cook.

核心我是一個清理冰箱的廚師。

I'm not a recipe person, I look at what's in my fridge.

我不是一個食譜的人，我看的是我冰箱裡的東西。

I look at what's about to go bad

我看著快要壞掉的東西。

and I figure out what to make with it.

我想出了用它做什麼。

And that was my biggest mistake on day three.

而這是我在第三天最大的錯誤。

I had kale that was on a last legs, I had to use it.

我的甘藍已經奄奄一息了，我必須要用它。

And I wanted to see if they still enjoyed mushrooms.

我想看看他們是否還喜歡吃蘑菇。

And I think it was just too much, and yes those are crocs.

我覺得這太過分了，是的，那些是鱷魚。

What are your thoughts, what do you see?

你有什麼想法，你看到了什麼？

- I see mushrooms my favorite.

- 我看蘑菇是我的最愛。

- [Hannah] You like mushrooms?

- [漢娜]你喜歡蘑菇？

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- [Hannah] Mm mm.

- [漢娜]嗯嗯。

- It's good.

- 很好啊

- [Hannah] What do you think Wyatt?

- 你覺得懷特怎麼樣?

- Good.

- 很好啊

- Mm mm, Wyatt what's your favorite part?

- 嗯，懷亞特，你最喜歡的部分是什麼？

You'll notice that Wyatt doesn't talk much in this video.

你會發現，懷特在這段視頻中話不多。

I think it's primarily because his sassiness

我想主要是因為他的風趣吧？

has evolved to the next level where

已經發展到一個新的水準，其中

he refuses to acknowledge me sometimes.

他有時拒絕承認我。

What do you think?

你覺得呢？

Its like Thai food isn't it?

就像泰國菜一樣，不是嗎？

- [Hannah] Is it like the restaurant?

- [漢娜]它是像餐廳？

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- [Hannah] Henry is full blown toddler now.

- 亨利現在已經是個十足的幼兒了。

So he was painfully trying to get

所以他很痛苦地想得到

something off the table, any different?

桌子上的東西，有什麼不同嗎？

- More healthier.

- 更加健康。

- The Curry was underwhelming.

- 庫裡的表現不盡如人意。

It was a little too vegetable forward I'd say.

我想說，這有點太菜了。

I really think that after today they're on to me.

我真的覺得今天過後，他們就盯上我了。

So day four my mission was to throw them off.

所以第四天我的任務就是把他們甩掉。

It's burger day, these look great.

今天是漢堡日，這些看起來很棒。

They cook up just like regular burgers.

它們煮起來就像普通漢堡一樣。

I made a salad with tomato, butter lettuce, cucumber.

我做了一份沙拉，有西紅柿，黃油生菜，黃瓜。

Usually I would top it with some cheese

通常我會在上面加點奶酪。

but we're not going to miss it.

但我們不會錯過它。

And then I have all the fixings for some Epic burgers.

然後，我有所有的固定物 一些史詩漢堡。

Then I did get some Vegenaise.

然後，我確實得到了一些Vegenaise。

I've heard great things about Vegenaise.

我聽說過Vegenaise的好東西。

I've heard that it actually tastes

我聽說，其實它的味道

better than regular mayonnaise.

比普通的蛋黃醬更好。

So I figured what better way to try it than on a burger.

所以我想，有什麼更好的方式來嘗試它比漢堡。

We're going to put it to the test.

我們要對它進行測試。

- It looks like you used like vegan burgers.

- 看來你用的是像素食漢堡。

- [Hannah] Vegan burgers?

- [漢娜]素食漢堡？

- Yeah Beyond burgers.

- 是啊，超越漢堡。

- [Hannah] Do you like them though?

- [漢娜]你喜歡他們雖然？

- Yeah they're yummy.

- 是啊，他們是好吃的。

It's fantastic.

這真是太棒了。

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- I didn't ask for mayo.

- 我沒有要蛋黃醬

- [Hannah] Honey, just give it a taste.

- [漢娜]蜂蜜，只是給它一個味道。

It's not may it's cream sauce, try it.

這不是梅，是奶油醬，試試吧。

- [Jackson] I'm done.

- [傑克遜]我完成了。

- [Hannah] Are you finished, oh my goodness.

- [漢娜]你完成了，哦，我的上帝。

Thumbs up, they loved the burgers.

豎起大拇指，他們愛吃漢堡。

End of day four I am feeling very confident

第四天結束，我覺得很有信心

in my sneaky skills I feel like I've thrown them

我的鬼鬼祟祟的技能，我覺得我已經把它們扔掉了

off completely and they don't suspect a thing.

完全關閉，他們不懷疑的事情。

So of course I blow it on day five.

所以我當然在第五天就吹了。

Dinner time, tonight for dinner, I am going all out.

晚餐時間，今晚的晚餐，我要全力以赴。

I'm going to make an epic stir fry.

我要做一個史詩般的炒菜。

The one thing I'm going to try to incorporate is tofu.

我要嘗試加入的是豆腐。

I like tofu, I eat tofu all the time.

我喜歡吃豆腐，我經常吃豆腐。

I' serve it to my family and I know that

我把它送給我的家人，我也知道

they don't like it, so why I decided to

他們不喜歡它，所以我為什麼要決定

bring out the tofu for this week in particular is beyond me.

帶來的豆腐這周特別是超越我。

I should have known, I have gorgeous head a cauliflower.

我早該知道，我有華麗的頭菜花。

I'm going to roast it separately.

我打算分開來烤。

Some of the best vegan food that I've ever

一些最好的素食，我曾經。

had is Asian inspired with Asian seasonings and flavors.

曾是亞洲靈感與亞洲調料和味道。

Ponzu sauces so good on a stir fry.

龐津醬這麼好的炒菜。

I thought it'd go over really well

我以為會有很好的效果

and maybe change their mind about tofu, I was wrong.

也許會改變他們對豆腐的看法，我錯了。

- What do you think?

- 你覺得呢？

- Oh looks good.

- 哦，看起來不錯。

- I don't like tofu.

- 我不喜歡吃豆腐。

- There was a very adverse reaction to my stir fry.

- 我的炒菜出現了非常不良的反應。

- I'd rather have pho.

- 我寧可吃鳳姐。

- [Hannah] You'd rather have pho?

- [漢娜]你寧願吃辣醬？

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- I'd rather have ramen.

- 我寧願吃拉麵。

- Sorry, this is what Henry thought.

- 對不起，這就是亨利的想法。

Even Henry didn't like it tough customer.

連亨利都不喜歡這個強悍的顧客。

It's a bowl of vegetables everybody hates it.

就是一碗菜大家都討厭它。

Its fine its not great, day five big fail.

其細其不大，第五天大敗。

A hundred percent my fault, but I had two more days to

百分之百是我的錯 但我還有兩天時間

really blow it out of the water and do a good job.

真的是吹糠見米，做得很好。

So day six I decided to make Buffalo chicken burgers

所以第六天，我決定做水牛城雞肉漢堡。

because the beef fooled them pretty well.

因為牛肉把他們騙得很慘。

So I wanted to see how fake chicken did.

所以我想看看假雞是怎麼做的。

Can't go wrong with a little fruit on the side.

旁邊放點水果是不會錯的。

This looks good, how does lunch look?

這看起來不錯，午飯怎麼吃？

- Good.

- 很好啊

- [Hannah] Wyatt did you see that

- 懷亞特你看到了嗎？

I gave you a small avocado piece just to try.

我給了你一小塊牛油果，只是想試試。

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- [Hannah] Will you eat it?

- [漢娜]你會吃它嗎？

- Yeah.

- 是啊。

- [Hannah] Amazing.

- [漢娜]驚人的。

- Mm that's good.

- 嗯，這是很好的。

- [Hannah] What do you think?

- [漢娜]你怎麼看？

- Its really good.

- 它真的很好。

- [Hannah] Oh gosh there's a big mess on the table.

- [漢娜]哦，天哪，桌子上有一個大的混亂。

Mm that's good, the bun certainly helps, this is very good.

嗯這很好，包子當然有用，這個很好。

- Those chicken patties were fantastic and crispy

- 那些雞肉餅很好吃，很脆

and juicy and so good down to the flavor and texture.

和多汁，所以好下來的味道和口感。

If you hadn't told me they were vegan

如果你沒有告訴我他們是素食主義者的話

I probably wouldn't have noticed.

我可能不會注意到。

Yay finally something Wyatt likes.

耶終於有懷特喜歡的東西了。

Seems like I have three happy customers.

看來我有三個滿意的客戶。

I think they ate that entire meal.

我想他們吃了整整一頓。

Truly believing that it was chicken.

真心相信那是雞。

Day six was a big win back on track.

第六天是大獲全勝重回正軌。

So day seven it was time to finish strong.

所以第七天，是時候強勢收官了。

Day seven big finish, here's what I decided to do.

第七天大結局，這是我決定做的。

I wanted to combine a classic meal with a

我想把經典的餐點與

wild card ingredient, so I'm going to make

所以我打算做一個...

some pasta sauce, some bolognese and spaghetti.

一些意大利麵醬，一些肉醬和意大利麵條。