She's not mad at you.

她沒有生你的氣。

Pretty sure?

你確定？

I'm sure.

我確定。

Mhm.

嗯。

We're all gonna die.

我們都會死。

Everyone we know everyone we love.

我們認識的每個人，我們愛的每個人。

I wonder what's better, dying first or dying last?

我不知道先死還是最後死好？

Like do you relish in the solitude of wisdom or is old age just so lonely?

就像是，你是享受智慧的孤獨，還是晚年只剩下孤獨？

Am I a good person?

我是個好人嗎？

Am I doing enough?

我做得夠了嗎？

You know, there's so many cats in the world without homes. Oh, no I'm not gonna think about them.

世界上有那麼多貓咪沒有家。哦，我不要去想他們。

Okay.

好。

Okay, okay.

好，好。

You know, I've never had acne before, but now that I'm 31, like a zit a week like clockwork.

你知道嗎，我以前從來沒有長過痘痘，但現在我31歲了，一個星期就長一粒，跟時鐘一樣。

Maybe it's stress or too much caffeine or pollution.

也許是壓力，或者是太多咖啡因或汙染。

Our planet is in disarray, and I really don't think humanity is gonna unite as one until we contact an alien forest.

我們的地球正處於混亂之中，我真的不認為在我們接觸到外星世界前人類會團結一致。

Cause then we could be like, you are different!

因為那時我們可能會說，你長得不一樣！

Our skeletons are on the inside, and your skeletons are on the outside.

我們的骨頭在裡面，你們的骨頭在外面。

- Maybe it's cancer. - It's not cancer.

- 也許是癌症。 - 不是癌症。

- Are you sure? - I'm sure.

- 你確定嗎？ - 我確定。

You're not a doctor.

你又不是醫生。

- It's a zit. - Yeah.

- 只是一個痘痘。 - 是啊。

Yeah, I guess you're right.

嗯嗯，我想你是對的。

All right.

好吧。

Go to bed.

去睡覺。

Okay.

好。

Goodnight.

晚安。

- I think Maggie is mad at me. - She is not mad at you.

- 我覺得Maggie在生我的氣。 - 她沒有生你的氣。

- Are you sure? - I am sure.

- 你確定？ - 我確定。

- How do you know? - Because you guys text all day, every single day, including today, and if she were mad at you, she wouldn't text you back.

- 你怎麼知道？ - 因為你們整天都在傳訊息，每天，包括今天，而且如果她生你的氣她才不會回你訊息。

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

是啊，是啊，你說得對。

Yeah, I'm right.

對，我是對的。

Please go to bed.

請去睡覺。

Unless... unless she's mad at me and she's not telling me.

除非……除非她在生我的氣，然後不告訴我。

- Has she ever hidden that she's mad at you before? - No

- 她以前有沒有假裝沒生你的氣過？ - 沒有。

- Did you do something to upset her? - No.

- 你有做讓她不高興的事嗎？ - 沒有。

The last thing we talked to her did she seem upset?

最後一次和她聊天時她看起來很不高興嗎？

The last thing she sent me was a cat meme. Oh, look that they do... - Look that they do...

她最後傳給我一個貓咪的迷因。噢，看看他們做的…… - 看看他們做的……

Cat memes are good!

貓咪迷因很好啊！

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

Cat meme is good.

貓咪迷因很好。

Yeah.

沒錯。

Please go to bed.

拜託，去睡覺。

Okay.

好吧。

Go to bed.

去睡覺。

What is it now?

現在又是怎樣？

I'm just remembering.

我只是在回憶。

Remembering what?

回憶什麼？

Everything.

一切的一切。

- Can you... please... We have to get up early tomorrow. - Oh, my God. Now I'm thinking about everyone we've ever hooked up with some chronological order.

- 你可以……拜託……我們得早起 。 - 哦，老天。現在我在想，我們曾上過床的人都有一些順序。

- No, please, please don't think about...ohh...whoa...I totally forgot that God exists. - Right?

- 不，求求你，求求你不要去想……哦，哇！我完全忘記了上帝的存在。 - 對吧？

- Are we horrible people? - No, we're not horrible people.

- 我們是可怕的人 - 不，我們不是可怕的人。

- We forgot about him. - He was forgettable.

- 我們把他忘了。 - 他有時候會被忘記。

Ma'am, you are ruthless.

小姐，你很無情誒。

- Am I wrong? - No, you're not wrong.

- 我說錯了嗎？- 沒有，你沒說錯。

Right. Go to bed.

好。去睡覺吧。

Okay.

好吧。

Okay, I'm sorry. I know, I know.

好吧，我很抱歉，我知道，我知道。

We got an early morning tomorrow.

我們明天要起大早。

We don't have time for this, so...

我們沒有時間想這個，所以……

Still get comfy.

還是舒服點。

I'm gonna go to bed.

我要去睡覺了。

Let go.

忘掉吧。

Reality as we know it.

我們所知道的現實。

- I think you're mad at me. - Oh, my God.

- 我想你是在生我的氣。 - 哦，我的老天。

I'm Anna Akana, and thank you to the patrons who supported today's video and thank you to The Great Courses Plus for sponsoring today's episode.

我是Anna Akana，感謝支持今天影片的贊助者，並謝謝 The Great Courses Plus 對今天節目的支持。

If you don't know, now you know, I love learning.

如果你不知道的話，現在你知道了，我愛學習。

And right now I am forcing Melissa and Michelle into learning American sign language with me this year so that in the after time we can communicate at bars without losing our voices.

而我現在正在強迫Melissa和Michelle跟我一起學習美國手語，這樣在以後我們就可以在酒吧裡無聲地交流了。

Brilliant, I know...

聰明吧，我知道……

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The Great Courses Plus 提供隨選的影片學習服務，有來自常春藤大學聯盟的頂級教授和各路專家，向來自國家地理和美國烹飪學院。

Look, mom, I may not have gotten a college degree, but I'm still learning from their teachers.

媽媽，你看，我雖然沒有拿到大學文憑，但我是在和他們的老師學習。

The Great Courses Plus has a huge library of over 11,000 video lectures, so you can learn about anything from ancient Egypt to quantum mechanics to financial literacy.

The Great Courses Plus擁有超過11,000個影片講座的龐大資料庫，從古埃及到量子力學，再到金融知識，你都可以學到。

I watched the pilot episode on ASL with my friends and we are on our way to fluency whether they like it or not.

我和朋友們一起看了ASL 的試播集，無論他們喜不喜歡，我們正越來越流利。

You can go to TheGreatCoursesPlus.come/ Anna to start your free trial today.

你們今天可以去 TheGreatCoursesPlus.come/ Anna開始你的免費試用。

That's TheGreatCoursesPlus.come/ Anna or click the link in the description below.

TheGreatCoursesPlus.come/ Anna或點擊下方資訊欄中的連結。