IMPLEMENT STRICT GATHERING GUIDELINES AND MASK MANDATES TO

實施嚴格的集會準則和麵具規定，以：1.

PREVENT COVID OUTBREAKS.

防止COVID OUTBREAKS。

AND SINCE UNIVERSITIES ARE SHRINKING BREAK DATES, SENIORS

由於大學都在縮減休息日期，老年人

ARE REPLACING COLLEGE STUDENTS BECAUSE THEY HAD FIRST ACCESS TO

替換大學學生，因為他們最先接觸到的。

THE VACCINE.

疫苗。

>> LOOKING FOR THE HOTTEST BEACH ACTION THIS SPRING BREAK?

>> 尋找今年春假最熱門的海灘活動？

CHECK OUT GRAMPS GONE WILD!

查看GRAMPS GONE WILD!

THEY'VE BEEN SHUT IN FOR A YEAR, BUT NOW THEY'RE VACCINATED AND

他們已經被關了一年，但現在他們已經被打了疫苗，而且...

READY TO WALK WILD!

準備好狂野行走！

FEATURING THE CRAZIEST PARTIES WITH SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS!

以最瘋狂的派對為特色，用鏡頭，鏡頭，鏡頭!

AND PILLS, PILLS, PILLS!

和藥片，藥片，藥片！

AND CRIBBAGE, CRIBBAGE, CRIBBAGE!

和CRIBBAGE，CRIBBAGE，CRIBBAGE！

AND PLENTY OF WEED TO MANAGE THEIR GLAUCOMA!

和大量的雜草來管理他們的GLAUCOMA！

IT'S ALL UNCENSORED AND UNDENTURED!

這一切都未經審查和未被證實！

WATCH THEM STROLL DOWN THE BEACH AND RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN BECAUSE

看他們漫步在海灘上，然後又右轉回來，因為... ...

DORIS LEFT HER SUN HAT IN THE ROOM, AND MORRIS MIGHT AS WELL

多麗絲把她的太陽帽留在房間裡，莫里斯也應該這樣做

GO ALONG FOR THE WALK!

去散步吧！

IT'S GRAMPS GONE WILD!

這是GRAMPS的狂野！

ORDER TODAY AND WATCH GRAMPS PARTY TILL THE BREAK OF HIP!

立即訂購，觀看GRAMPS PARTY TILL THE BREAK OF HIP!

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT!

>> 播音員: It's "A Late Show" with STEPHEN COLBERT:"深夜秀"，斯蒂芬-科爾伯特主持！