Oh my God!

哦，我的天！

Whoa!

哇！

It's harvest season.

現在是收穫的季節。

So this is a blackhead cleaning camera from Aspects.

所以這是一款來自Aspects的黑頭清潔相機。

I've seen things like this all over.

這種事我見多了。

Tick tock and instagram probably advertised to me because I click on things like this.

嘀嘀和instagram可能給我做廣告，因為我點擊這樣的東西。

Supposedly, they'll suck all the juices out of the pores where your blackheads are in the box.

據說，它們會把你的黑頭所在的毛孔裡的汁液都吸到盒子裡去。

We have the vacuum slash camera itself and a number of different removable tips that you can adjust the size of the vacuum hole.

我們有真空斜面相機本身和一些不同的可拆卸的提示，你可以調整真空孔的大小。

That sounds dirty.

這聽起來很髒。

Very excited.

非常興奮。

I have plenty of black kids right of here.

我有很多黑人孩子在這裡。

I like to say that they're freckles just to make myself feel better.

我喜歡說它們是雀斑，只是為了讓自己感覺更好。

My pores on my nose are like gaping.

我鼻子上的毛孔就像有縫隙一樣。

At this point, it's It's bad.

在這一點上，這是它的壞。

That's why today I'm using her.

所以今天我才會用她。

I am very afraid.

我很害怕

It kind of looks like a baby bottle for space babies.

這有點像太空嬰兒的奶瓶。

How fancy.

多麼花哨。

It's like a little doctor's office.

這就像一個小醫生的辦公室。

Look at these little six section heads.

看看這六個小節頭。

She's pretty.

她很漂亮

This'd is wild.

這真是太瘋狂了

Oh, my God, This is so gross.

哦，我的上帝，這是如此嚴重。

But so fascinating.

但如此吸引人。

Why does it look at?

為什麼會看在？

My skin is covered in plastic Grab.

我的皮膚上佈滿了塑膠抓鬥。

Okay, this is disgusting.

好吧，這是令人厭惡的。

I cares when my nose I'm literally so disgusted with myself.

我關心我的鼻子，當我的鼻子我真的很厭惡自己。

Oh, wow, There's some.

哦，哇，有一些。

There's some stuff.

有一些東西。

The oils are definitely.

油絕對是。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Oh, look at the little worms coming up.

哦，看那些小蟲子上來了。

Oh, yes.

哦，是的。

I've never been that insecure about my skin.

我從來沒有對自己的皮膚那麼沒有安全感。

But now I'm looking closely at it, and I'm like, I get it all out.

但現在我仔細一看，我就覺得，我都明白了。

Get rid of it.

擺脫它。

Get rid of my skin.

擺脫我的皮膚。

I'm too afraid to leave it on for long enough for it to take anything out.

我怕放久了，它拿不出東西來。

You wanna try E?

你想試試E嗎？

Oh, let's just take her first, people.

哦，讓我們先拿她的人。

Just Oh, my God.

只是哦，我的上帝。

Whoa!

哇！

So clearly I know it's harvest season.

所以很明顯我知道現在是收穫的季節。

Oh, so discussing I am going to be looking like a purple peanut feel like the places that I have the most blackheads and white heads are my nose and my chin.

呵呵，所以討論我就要像紫花生一樣的感覺，我黑頭白頭最多的地方就是鼻子和下巴。

I don't know what the science is behind that.

我不知道這背後的科學原理是什麼。

I don't know if your pores air bigger there.

我不知道你那裡的毛孔是不是更大。

I don't know what goes on on my face.

我不知道我的臉上發生了什麼。

To be honest, I'm just here to suck it all out.

說實話，我就是來吸食的。

But it didn't feel that strong when I put it against my finger.

但是當我把它放在手指上的時候，感覺沒有那麼強烈。

But when I touch it to my face, it's like, Wow, is this a Dyson?

但當我把它摸到臉上的時候，就會覺得，哇，這是戴森嗎？

Ah ah It's like plants growing in time lapse harvest time.

啊啊這就像植物生長在時間推移的收穫時間。

Yeah.

是啊。

This is so disgusting.

這真是太噁心了。

I'm just also conscious of this.

我只是也意識到了這一點。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Oh, no.

哦，不

Oh, no.

哦，不

Mhm!

嗯！

Oh, my God, That's disgusting.

哦，我的上帝，這是令人厭惡的。

Oh, wait.

哦，等等。

That's not good ups.

這不是很好的上升。

I did it again.

我又做了一次。

Oh, no, It's so rad.

哦，不，它是如此激進。

You were just a treasure trove.

你只是一個寶庫。

Oh, Thanks, baby.

哦，謝謝，寶貝。

Oh, wait.

哦，等等。

Oh!

哦！

Whoa!

哇！

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

What the?

怎麼了？

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

You don't feel like being dragged.

你不喜歡被拖累。

No way.

不可能

That all of that just came out of one tiny part of my nose is alarming.

這些東西都是從我鼻子的一個小地方流出來的，這太嚇人了。

This is bruising my face.

這可把我的臉弄得青一塊紫一塊的。

Yeah, maybe I don't have blackheads.

是啊，也許我沒有黑頭。

Maybe all this is just a little nose hairs that I got going on here.

也許這一切只是我的一點鼻毛而已。

I'm like, What?

我想，什麼？

The hot Oh, that was literally my lip.

熱哦，那簡直是我的嘴脣。

Oh, no.

哦，不

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh, that is so disgusting.

哦，那真是太噁心了。

Okay, I think we have to stop now.

好了，我想我們現在必須停止。

Because what my nose is starting to look like There's one benefit to wearing masks all the time.

因為我的鼻子開始變成這樣了 一直戴口罩有一個好處。

These days e get to cover all of this out in public.

這些天來，E得到覆蓋所有這些在公眾面前。

I really want to try this on my boyfriend.

我真想給我男朋友試試這個。

I think he needs this.

我想他需要這個。

If you have a significant other, let them know that you're doing this.

如果你有一個重要的另一半，讓他們知道你在做這件事。

Otherwise, they're gonna, like, see all these hickeys on your face.

否則，他們會，喜歡，看到所有這些 吻痕在你的臉上。

Okay?

好嗎？

You keep saying they're hickeys, but like, no one is gonna look at me and see this and be like, Who have you been hooking up with?

你一直說他們是希奇，但喜歡，沒有人會看我，看到這一點，是這樣的，你有誰一直在勾搭？

Quite an experience.

頗有心得。

If I do say so myself, this thing definitely works.

如果我自己說的話，這東西絕對能用。

You just have to be very careful with it.

你只需要非常小心地對待它。

Use it on the lowest setting at first and keep moving across your skin because you stick in one place for too long.

一開始在最低的設置上使用，並不斷在皮膚上移動，因為你在一個地方堅持太久了。

You end up with little Hickey's.

你最終會得到小希奇的。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I don't think I would recommend because my face is not looking good.

我想我不會推薦，因為我的臉色不好看。

I did get some gross chops out, though.

不過，我確實得到了一些噁心的排骨。

But, like, was it worth it?

但是，喜歡，是值得的嗎？

Mhm.

嗯

Yeah.

是啊。