Placeholder Image

字幕列表 影片播放

由 AI 自動生成
  • HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

    你感覺如何?

  • THIS IS YOU BACK IN THE STUDIO, DAY TWO, HOW ARE YOU FEELING IT?

    這是你回到工作室的第二天,你感覺如何?

  • YOU ROCKING IT?

    你在搖滾嗎?

  • >> I FEEL GREAT.

    >> 我感覺很好。

  • TURNS OUT, I REALLY NEED ATTENTION.

    原來,我真的需要注意。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: YES!

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:是的!

  • YES!

    是!

  • YES!

    是!

  • >> IT'S HARD FOR ME WHEN I ■DON' GET IT.

    >> 當我不懂的時候,我很難受。

  • I'M WALKING AROUND MY NEIGHBORHOOD YELLING AT CROWS,

    我在我的鄰居家走來走去,對著烏鴉大喊大叫。

  • THE WHITE HOUSE?

    白宮?

  • MORE LIKE THE LOONY BIN!

    更多的是像LOONY BIN!

  • >> James: NOTHING.

    >> 詹姆斯。什麼都沒有。

  • THEY'RE STILL BIRDS.

    他們仍然是鳥。

  • >> James: ZERO, YEAH.

    >> 詹姆斯。零,YEAH。

  • I SEE, EARLIER TODAY, YOU HAVE THE TRUMP BUTTON DONE UP AND

    我看到了,今天早些時候,你已經把特朗普的按鈕打好了,然後... ...

  • YOU'VE POPPED IT.

    你已經彈出了它。

  • IS THAT FOR THE SHOW?

    那是為了表演嗎?

  • BECAUSE YOU BANT THE AUDIENCE AT HOME TO THINK YOU'RE A REGULAR

    因為你想讓家裡的觀眾認為你是一個普通人。

  • GUY.

    GUY:

  • >> I WANT THEM TO KNOW I'M A GOOD TIME PARTY GUY.

    >> 我想讓他們知道我是一個好的時間聚會的傢伙。

  • INVITE ME TO BARBECUE, HAVE ME TO YOUR SWIMMING POOL, WHATEVER.

    邀請我去BARBECUE,讓我去你的游泳池,什麼的。

  • >> James: DO IT UP, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MAN.

    >> 詹姆斯。做起來,完全不同的人。

  • LOOK.

    看。

  • >> Reggie: OH!

    >> 雷吉:哦!

  • I LIKE IT.

    我喜歡它。

  • >> James: AM I RIGHT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我是對的。

  • >> Reggie: I ALWAYS GO FULL BUTTON UP.

    >> 雷吉:我總是滿鍵前進。

  • IF IT HAS BUTTONS, GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.

    如果它有按鈕,就一直往上走。

  • >> James: WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN FULL BUTTON UP GUYS, EYE.

    >> 詹姆斯。我們一直是全按鈕的傢伙,眼睛。

  • >> I PERCEIVE IT AS A BRITISH THING AND I KIND OF CHICKENED

    >> 我認為這是一個英國的東西,我有點雞肋。

  • OUT.

    出。

  • >> James: YEAH, BECAUSE YOU STARTED -- BECAUSE EARLIER

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,因為你開始 -- 因為早些時候

  • TODAY, YOU WERE FULLY UP, AND THE SHOW STARTED AND YOU WERE,

    今天,你滿載而歸,演出開始了,你也是。

  • LIKE, I'VE GOT TO POP THIS OPEN OR PEOPLE IN PORTLAND ARE GOING

    就像,我必須打開這個門,否則波特蘭的人們就會。

  • TO BE LIKE, LOOK AT ME, HE'S LOST ALL THIS WEIGHT, WHO DOES

    要想,看著我,他失去了所有這些重量,誰做的。

  • HE THINK HE IS NOW.

    他認為他現在。

  • >> LOOK HOW HIGH MY PANTS ARE.

    >> 看看我的褲子有多高。

  • >> Reggie: WHOA!

    >> 雷吉:哇!

  • >> James: INCREDIBLE, INCREDIBLE.

    >> 詹姆斯。難以置信,難以置信。

  • >> YOANLTS WHO I AM ANYMORE.

    >> YOANLTS我是誰了。

  • >> James: IT'S TRUE.

    >> 詹姆斯。是真的。

  • YOU'RE A DIFFERENT GUY.

    你是一個不同的傢伙。

  • HOW MUCH WEIGHT HAVE YOU LOST NOW?

    你現在減了多少體重?

  • >> I'VE LOST, LIKE, 120 POUNDS.

    >> 我已經失去了,像,120磅。

  • >> James: YES!

    >> 詹姆斯。是的!

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: UNBELIEVABLE!

    ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James:難以置信!

  • SINCE MAY!

    從5月開始!

  • >> James: THAT'S INSANE, DUDE.

    >> 詹姆斯。這是瘋狂的,夥計。

  • I HAVEN'T DONE STANDUP SINCE FEBRUARY.

    我從二月份開始就沒做過站立了。

  • I USED TO BE -- I'M STILL LIKE A FAT GUY BUT I USED TO BE A FAT

    我曾經是 - 我仍然喜歡一個胖子,但我曾經是一個胖子。

  • GUY ON STAGE.

    GUY ON STAGE:

  • MY ACT IS GONE.

    我的表演已經結束了。

  • I HAVE NO IDEA.

    我不知道。

  • >> James: YOU'RE RIGHT.

    >> 詹姆斯。你是對的。

  • WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO LAUGH ABOUT OR TALK ABOUT?

    你要笑什麼或談什麼?

  • >> I HAVE NO IDEA.

    >> 我不知道。

  • I'M GOING TO BE LIKE...

    我要像... ...

  • >> James: WHAT ABOUT THESE CHEEKBONES, HUH?

    >> James:這些芝士骨呢,嗯?

  • JUST SAYING BECAUSE THE CHEEKBONES.

    只是說,因為cheeKBONES。

  • >> ANYBODY ELSE HAVE TO PUT THEIR HAND IN A CANDLE EVERY

    >> 任何人都必須把他們的手在蠟燭每一個

  • TIME THEY WATCH BAKEOFF?

    他們看BAKEOFF的時間?

  • >> Reggie: OH, NICE!

    >> 雷吉:哦,不錯!

  • >> James: YEAH, THAT WORKS.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,這工作。

  • 120 POUNDS.

    120磅

  • >> Reggie: DAMN, MAN.

    >> 該死的,夥計。

  • >> James: THAT'S INCREDIBLE, DUDE.

    >> 詹姆斯。太不可思議了,夥計。

  • YOU KNOW WHERE I AM.

    你知道我在哪裡。

  • >> Reggie: WHERE.

    >> 在哪裡?

  • >> James: I THINK ON MY CALCULATIONS OF WEIGHT LOSS,

    >> James:我想在我的計算 減肥。

  • WHEN'S OUR NEXT LITTLE BREAK, IN A MONTH, RIGHT.

    我們的下一個小假期是什麼時候,在一個月內,右。

  • >> MARCH 26.

    >> 3月26日,

  • >> James: MY INTENTION IS TO DO A SHOW BEFORE MARCH

    >> 詹姆斯。我的意圖是在三月前做一個節目。

  • MARCH 26th NOT WEARING SPANKS.

    3月26日不穿運動鞋。

  • >> Reggie: OH!

    >> 雷吉:哦!

  • [ APPLAUSE ] >> James: THAT'S MY INTENTION.

    [掌聲] >> 詹姆斯:這是我的意圖。

  • >> Reggie: THAT'S HUGE.

    >> 巨大的。

  • I GET IT.

    我得到它。

  • >> James: MY SKIN IS NOT GOING TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

    >> 詹姆斯。我的皮膚不知道發生了什麼事。

  • MY FLESH IS GOING TO BE, LIKE, WHAT IS THIS FABRIC?

    我的肉體會是,像,什麼是這塊布?

  • I'M FREE TO MOVE!

    我可以自由行動了!

  • LET'S JUMP INTO THE HEADLINES.

    讓我們跳進頭條新聞。

  • PRESIDENT BIDEN HAD HIS FIRST SUMMIT WITH A HEAD OF STATE

    比登主席首次與國家元首舉行首腦會議

  • TODAY, A VIRTUAL MEETING WITH CANADA'S PRIME MINISTER JUSTIN

    今天,與加拿大總理JUSTIN的真實會面。

  • TRUDEAU.

    TRUDEAU:

  • THE TWO LEADERS DISCUSSED THE MOST PRESSING ISSUES FACING

    兩位領導人討論了他們所面臨的最緊迫的問題。

  • CANADA, LIKE COVID-19, CLIMATE CHANGE, AND HOW LONG DRAKE IS

    加拿大,像COVID-19,氣候變化,以及DRAKE有多長。

  • GOING TO KEEP THAT HEART IN HIS HAIR.

    要把那顆心留在他的頭髮上。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU JUST KNOW THEY SPENT THE

    你就知道他們把時間花在了這上面

  • ENTIRE TIME TRASH-TALKING TRUMP AND THEN WERE LIKE, "YEAH, UH

    整個時間TRASH-TALKING特朗普,然後就像,"是啊,UH

  • WE TALKED ABOUT COVID AND STUFF."

    我們談的是COVID和其他東西。"

  • ( LAUGHTER ) PRESIDENT BIDEN'S FIRST MEETING

    ( 笑 ) 主席比登的首次會議

  • WITH A HEAD OF STATE WAS VIRTUAL, WHICH EXPLAINS WHY HE

    與國家元首是虛擬的,這解釋了為什麼他。

  • SPENT THE DAY AT THE WHITE HOUSE DRESSED LIKE THIS:

    在白宮穿了一天的衣服,像這樣。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: AND DID YOU GUYS SEE

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:你們看到了

  • THIS?

    這個?

  • YESTERDAY, THE UNITED STATES ARRESTED THE WIFE OF THE DRUG

    今天,美國逮捕了毒品販子的妻子。

  • KINGPIN EL CHAPO ON -- GET THIS DRUG CHARGES.

    KINGPIN EL CHAPO ON -- 得到這個毒品指控。

  • SHE'S BEEN USING THE MOST DANGEROUS DRUG OF ALL: TRUE

    她一直在使用最危險的藥物。真正的

  • LOVE.

    愛。

  • I'M ALWAYS SURPRISED WHEN DRUG KINGPINS ARE MARRIED.

    當毒品KINGPINS結婚的時候,我總是很驚訝。

  • LIKE, NO, THEY WON'T FOLLOW MOST LAWS, BUT THEY WILL FILE A

    就像,不,他們不會遵循大多數法律,但他們會提出一個。

  • MARRIAGE LICENSE DOWN AT THE COURTHOUSE.

    結婚證在教堂裡被扣下了。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) LOOK AT THESE TWO.

    (笑)看看這兩個。

  • THEY RAN A BUSINESS TOGETHER, SHE'S TRYING TO BREAK HIM OUT

    他們一起經營生意,她卻想拆散他。

  • OF PRISON.

    監獄裡的。

  • IS THIS ME OR IS THIS JUST BIGTIME RELATIONSHIP GOALS?

    這是我還是這只是大時代的關係目標?

  • JARED, WOULD YOU BUST YOUR WIFE OUT OF JAIL?

    賈瑞德,你會把你的妻子從監獄裡弄出來嗎?

  • >> I WOULD WAIT A COUPLE OF DAYS.

    >> 我想等幾天。

  • CLEAR OUT SOME SNACKS IN THE FRIDGE AND MAKE MY WAY DOWN TO

    清理出冰箱裡的一些小吃,讓我的方式,以達到

  • THE JAIL.

    獄中。

  • >> James: YEAH, I THINK THAT'S RIGHT.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,我想這是正確的。

  • REG, WOULD YOU BUST A LOVED ONE OUT OF JAIL?

    瑞格,你會把夫妻從監獄裡救出來嗎?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • I MEAN THE EASIEST WAY IS TO BEFRIEND A TRANSDIMENSIONLE

    我的意思是,最簡單的方法是交朋友的transformensIONLE。

  • BEING SO THEY CAN SURPASS ALL THE LAWS OF PHYSICS AND MAKE

    這樣他們就可以超越所有的物理學規律,並使

  • THEM APPEAR NEXT TO YOU.

    他們出現在你身邊。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ( PAUSE )

    (笑) (暫停)

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: DOES EVERYBODY

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:難道每個人都

  • REMEMBER HOW THE DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS IS SUING

    記得多明尼加投票系統是如何起訴的嗎?

  • RUDY GIULIANI FOR $1.3 BILLION?

    RUDY GIULIANI為13億美元?

  • WELL, AFTER PUBLICLY DECLARING HE WAS READY FOR THE LEGAL

    好吧,在公開宣佈他已經準備好了合法的。

  • FIGHT, IT TURNS OUT GIULIANI SPENT A WEEK DODGING PROCESS

    戰鬥,結果發現GIULIANI花了一週時間躲避程序。

  • SERVERS WHO WERE TRYING TO HAND HIM THE LAWSUIT.

    試圖給他打官司的服務人員。

  • THEY HAD TO CATCH GIULIANI AND SERVE HIM.

    他們必須抓到吉利安尼併為他服務。

  • THIS SHOULD 100% BE TELEVISED.

    這100%是電視直播。

  • THIS SHOULD BE A CHALLENGE ON "THE AMAZING RACE."

    這應該是一個挑戰 "神奇的賽車"。

  • WHAT A FALL FROM GRACE GIULIANI HAS HAD.

    格蕾絲-朱利亞尼的墮落是多麼的可怕。

  • HE WENT FROM BEING THE PRESIDENT'S PERSONAL LAWYER TO

    他從總統的私人律師變成了...

  • LIVING OUT THE PLOT OF A BUGS BUNNY CARTOON.

    活出蟲子兔卡通的情節。

  • YOU KNOW WHO SHOULD BE SERVING RUDY GIULIANI THESE PAPERS?

    你知道是誰在為魯迪-吉利安尼提供這些文件嗎?

  • SASHA BARON COHEN.

    薩沙-巴倫-科恩:

  • WOULDN'T IT BE GOOD IF BORAT SERVED THE PAPERS?

    如果BORAT為報紙服務不是很好嗎?

  • JARED, GIVE US YOUR BORAT.

    賈裡德,給我們你的BORAT。

  • >> YOU COULD GET LIFE...

    >> 你可以得到生活... ...

  • >> James: YOU COULD GET LIFE...

    >> James:你可以得到生活... ...

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: JARED'S NOT IN THE

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:賈裡德不在

  • STUDIO VERY MUCH.

    工作室非常多。

  • HE'S JUST IN TODAY.

    他是今天才來的。

  • WE'RE PLAYING A GAME LATER IN THE SHOW.

    我們要在節目後期玩一個遊戲。

  • I LOVE THIS RELAXED -- >> Reggie: VERY RELAXED.

    我喜歡這種放鬆的感覺 -->> 雷吉:非常放鬆。

  • >> James: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。我絕對愛它。

  • YOU'RE LIKE -- YOU LOOK LIKE A KIND OF J. CREW MODEL.

    你就像... ... 你看起來像J.

  • >> Reggie: VERY CONFIDENT.

    >> 雷吉:非常有信心。

  • THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE LEFT MY HOUSE IN SIX MONTHS.

    這是我6個月來第一次離開我的房子。

  • SO I'M JUST GOING TO KIND OF LEAN IN.

    所以,我只是去有點傾斜。

  • >> James: CAN I GET YOU A DRINK.

    >> 詹姆斯。我能給你拿杯酒嗎。

  • >> I THINK I'M ALL RIGHT.

    >> 我想我是對的。

  • >> James: I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS.

    >> 詹姆斯。我絕對愛這個。

  • >> HE LOOKS LIKE THE COOL ENGLISH TEACHER ON THE FIRST

    >> 他看起來像酷酷的英語教師在第一

  • NICE DAY OF THE YEAR WHO SAYS, LET'S HAVE GLASS OUTSIDE TODAY.

    今年的好日子誰說的,讓我們今天在外面喝杯酒。

  • >> THAT'S EXACTLY WHO HE IS!

    >> 這正是他的身份!

  • >> James: ASK PEOPLE TO CALL HIM JARED, NOT MR. MASKOWITZ.

    >> 詹姆斯。讓人們叫他賈裡德,而不是叫他馬斯克維茨先生。MASKOWITZ。

  • IF JARED WAS MY CHIRPS TEACHER, I WOULD BE REALLY WORRIED.

    如果賈裡德是我的小鳥老師,我會非常擔心。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> YEAH, THAT'S NOD GOOD FOR

    (笑) >> 是的,這是一個點頭好

  • ANYONE.

    任何人。

  • >> James: DID EVERYBODY SEE THIS?

    >> 詹姆斯。大家都看到了嗎?

  • THIS IS INTERESTING.

    這是有趣的。

  • ACCORDING TO A NEW SURVEY, AMERICANS BELIEVE THEIR MID-30'S

    根據一項新的調查,美國人認為他們30多歲的時候

  • ARE THE BEST YEARS OF THEIR LIFE, WITH THE PERFECT AGE

    是他們一生中最好的年份,與完美的年齡。

  • BEING 36.

    BEING 36.

  • I MEAN, I'LL LET YOU KNOW IF I AGREE WITH THEM WHEN I TURN 36

    我是說,等我36歲的時候,我會告訴你我是否同意他們的觀點。

  • I GUESS.

    我猜。

  • MEANWHILE, HERE IN LOS ANGELES 36 IS THE PERFECT AGE TO PLAY

    同時,在洛杉磯,36歲是玩的最佳年齡。

  • TIMOTHEE CHALAMET'S GRANDMOTHER.

    TIMOTHEE CHALAMET的外婆:

  • WHAT AGE WAS YOUR BEST AGE, REG?

    你最好的年齡是幾歲,REG?

  • >> Reggie: GOSH, THAT'S TOUGH.

    >> 雷吉:天哪,真難受。

  • I WOULD PROBABLY SAY, LIKE, 30 -- YEAH, LIKE 35, 36, YEAH.

    我可能會說,喜歡,30 - 是的,喜歡35,36,是的。

  • YEAH.

    是的。

  • IT WAS GOOD.

    它是好的。

  • >> James: YOU?

    >> 詹姆斯。你?

  • I THINK NOW.

    我想現在。

  • >> James: NOW, 28.

    >>詹姆斯。現在,28。

  • [ APPLAUSE ] HOW OLD ARE YOU, GUILLERMO?

    [掌聲]你多大了,GUILLERMO?

  • >> 44.

    >> 44.

  • >> James: RIGHT.

    >> 詹姆斯。右邊。

  • AND YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT NOW IS THE BEST AGE.

    而你卻說現在是最好的年齡。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> James: YEAH, I THINK I'M INTO IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的,我想我進入了它。

  • >> TOTALLY.

    >>完全是。

  • >> James: I'M INTO BEING 39.

    >> 詹姆斯。我已經39歲了。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) IF YOU HADN'T LAUGHED, THERE'S

    如果你沒有笑過,有

  • NO REASON WHY THEY WOULDN'T BELIEVE THAT.

    沒有理由為什麼他們不相信。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S A FUNNY STORY FROM RIGHT

    這裡有一個有趣的故事,從右邊的

  • HERE IN CALIFORNIA.

    這裡在加州。

  • A WOMAN RECEIVED HER NEW DRIVER'S LICENSE IN THE MAIL,

    一個女人收到了她的新駕照的郵件。

  • BUT THIS WAS THE PHOTOGRAPH THAT THE D.M.V. INCLUDED WITH HER

    但這是D.M.V.和她一起附上的照片。

  • I.D.: THEY ACCIDENTALLY USED A PHOTO

    身份證他們意外地使用了一張照片。

  • THEY TOOK OF HER BEFORE SHE REMOVED HER MASK.

    他們在她摘下面具之前就把她帶走了。

  • THE WAY I SEE IT, I DON'T THINK THIS IS A BAD THING.

    在我看來,我不認為這是一件壞事。

  • WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE WEARING MASKS IN 2022.

    2022年我們都將戴上面具。

  • WE NEED TO START IDENTIFYING EACH OTHER BY OUR EYEBROWS.

    我們需要開始通過我們的眉毛來識別對方。

  • CAN WE SEE THE PHOTOAGAIN?

    我們能看到照片嗎?

  • LOOK AT THAT.

    看看這個。

  • LAUREN, IS THAT YOU?

    勞倫,是你嗎?

  • >> MY EYES ARE MUCH SADDER.

    >> 我的眼睛更悲傷了。

  • >> James: WHAT?

    >> 詹姆斯。什麼?

  • MUCH SADDER.

    更多的悲傷。

  • >> James: YOU'VE GOT SADDER EYES?

    >> 詹姆斯。你的眼睛更壞了?

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I DON'T KNOW, I THINK YOURS LOOK

    我不知道,我覺得你的看起來... ...

  • ALIVE BY COMPARISON.

    活著的比較。

  • LOOK!

    看!

  • >> COMPARED TO A STILL PHOTO?

    >> 與靜態照片相比?

  • >> James: COMPARED TO A STILL PHOTO--

    >> 詹姆斯。與靜態照片相比 --

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND WE WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT

    我們想告訴你的是

  • THIS -- A GERMAN ROCK BAND HAS COME UP

    這 -- 一個德國搖滾樂隊出現了。

  • WITH A SOLUTION TO MAKE THEIR CONCERTS COVID-SAFE. THEY'VE

    有了解決方法,讓他們的問題變得安全。他們已經

  • CONVERTED A VAN INTO A CLUB WHERE THEY PLAY GIGS FOR ONE FAN

    將一輛麵包車改裝成俱樂部,在那裡為一個歌迷演出。

  • AT A TIME.

    在一次。

  • HAVE A LOOK.

    請看一下。

  • ( SINGING ) ♪♪♪

    (唱)

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> James: WE'RE CALLING IT A

    ( 歡呼聲和掌聲 ) >> 詹姆斯:我們要收工了

  • CONCERT.

    音樂會:

  • THAT'S AN ABDUCTION.

    這是一個驅逐。

  • WE'VE JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET KIDNAPPED.

    我們剛剛看到有人被綁架。

  • OBVIOUSLY IT'S DIFFERENT FROM THE BAND'S USUAL GIGS.

    很明顯,這和樂隊平時的演出不同。

  • NORMALLY THEY AND THEIR ONE AUDIENCE MEMBER ARE INSIDE A

    通常他們和他們的一名聽眾成員都在一個房間裡。

  • ROCK CLUB.

    搖滾俱樂部。

  • BUT THIS IS PERFECT FOR PEOPLE WHO WANT TO EXPERIENCE ALL THE

    但這是非常適合那些想體驗所有的人。

  • WORST THINGS ABOUT GOING TO A CLUB WHILE ALSO GETTING COVID.

    最糟糕的事情關於去俱樂部,同時也得到COVID。

  • GUILLERMO, I FEEL LIKE WHEN THAT FAN SIGNED UP, SHE 100% THOUGHT

    GUILLERMO,我覺得像當那個風扇簽署了,她100%認為,

  • THAT VAN WOULD BE BIGGER.

    那輛貨車會更大。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) AND FINALLY, THERE'S A NEW

    (笑)最後,有一個新的。

  • ADDITION TO THE FAST FOOD CHICKEN SANDWICH WARS.

    快餐雞肉三明治戰爭的補充。

  • TACO BELL JUST ANNOUNCED IT WILL BE COMING OUT WITH A CRISPY

    塔可貝爾剛剛宣佈,它將會推出一款脆皮的產品。

  • CHICKEN SANDWICH TACO.

    雞肉三明治塔可。

  • HERE IT IS HERE: IT'S MARINATED IN JALAPEÑO

    在這裡,它在這裡。它被醃製在賈拉皮諾。

  • BUTTERMILK, FRIED WITH A CRISPY TORTILLA COATING, AND SERVED

    奶油粉,油炸玉米餅塗層,然後上桌。

  • WITH CREAMY CHIPOTLE SAUCE.

    搭配奶油醬汁。

  • NOT FOR ME.

    不適合我。

  • I ONLY STICK TO THE HEALTHY STUFF ON THE TACO BELL MENU.

    我只堅持健康的東西 在TACO BELL菜單。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) I LIKE HOW TACO BELL IS PATTING

    (笑)我喜歡TACO BELL如何拍打

  • ITSELF ON THE BACK FOR INVENTING A SANDWICH THAT EVERY DRUNK

    因為發明了一款每個酒鬼都會吃的沙丁魚,所以我在背後給自己打氣。

  • COLLEGE KID HAS MADE AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING.

    大學的孩子在凌晨兩點做了。

  • YEAH, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

    是的,你得到了什麼?

  • I GOT A CHICKEN FINGER AND A PITA BREAD.

    我得到了一個雞手指和一個皮塔麵包。

  • YEAH, THAT WILL DO IT.

    是的,這將做到這一點。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) ARE WE DONE WITH CHICKEN NOW?

    我們現在吃完雞肉了嗎?

  • >> Reggie: I HOPE SO.

    >> 雷吉:我希望如此。

  • >> James: I FEEL LIKE EVERY WEEK WE HAVE A NEW FRIED

    >> 詹姆斯。我覺得好像每一週我們都有一個新的朋友。

  • CHICKEN.

    雞:

  • CAN WE PUT A PIN INTO IT, ROB.

    我們能不能在上面加個密碼,羅伯。

  • >> DOUBLE DOWN.

    >> 雙倍下降。

  • THERE'S NO NEED TO DO ANYTHING ELSE.

    沒有必要做任何其他的事情。

  • >> James: THAT WAS PEAK CHICKEN.

    >> 詹姆斯。那是山雞。

  • IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM NOW.

    從現在開始,一切都會好起來的。

  • DON'T YOU THINK?

    你不覺得嗎?

  • >> I WANT -- I WANT TO EAT THAT.

    >> 我想... 我想吃那個。

  • ( LAUGHTER ) >> James: CHEAP DATE.

    (笑) >> 詹姆斯:廉價的日期。

  • I'M NOT DOING TO SAY I'M NOT GOING TO TRY IT.

    我不會說我不會去嘗試它。

  • >> James: ON A CHEAT DAY.

    >> 詹姆斯。在一個欺騙的日子。

  • ON A CHEAT DAY.

    在一個作弊日。

  • OVER A GARBAGE CAN, ALONE.

    在一個垃圾桶上,獨自一人。

  • >> James: IN A CAR WASH.

    >> 詹姆斯。在洗車場。

  • YOU KNOW WHERE YOU WILL FIND ME EATING THAT, IN A CAR WASH

    你知道我在哪裡會吃那個嗎,在洗車房裡

  • CRYING.

    哭。

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • THEY'LL SEND THEM TO US FOR FREE AND WE WILL BE ALL PIOUS

    他們會免費寄給我們,我們會很高興的

  • WALKING BY THEM IN THE KITCHEN GOING, NO, THAT'S THE OLD ME.

    從他們身邊走過,在廚房裡走, 不,這是老的我。

  • >> James: AND WE'LL MEET IN THE RESTROOMS AND EAT THEM LIKE

    >> 詹姆斯。我們會在洗手間見面,吃他們喜歡的。

  • WE'RE DOING HEROIN.

    我們正在做英雄。

  • WHERE ARE YOU WITH THE FILET OF FISHES.

    你帶著一排魚去哪了?

  • >> THE COUPON'S EXPIRED.

    >> 優惠券失效了。

  • >> James: NO!

    >> 詹姆斯。不!

  • WE'VE STILL GOT BUCKET HATS ON THEM THAT SAY FILET OF FISH

    我們還戴著寫著 "魚群 "的帽子。

  • ON THEM.

    在他們身上。

  • >> James: McDONALD'S SENT IAN 30 --

    >> James:McDONALD'S SENT IAN 30 --

  • >> 30 FILET OF FISH COUPONS.

    >> 30張魚肉優惠券。

  • >> James: COUPONS FOR 30 FILET OF FISH AND TWO FILET OF FISH

    >> 詹姆斯。30條魚和2條魚的優惠券。

  • BUCKET HATS, AND THE COUPONS HAVE EXPIRED.

    斗笠,和優惠券已經過期。

  • SO NOW ALL WE'VE GOT IS TWO FILET OF FISH BUCKET HATS.

    所以現在我們得到的是兩套魚帽。

  • >> WHICH IS BETTER THAN WE WERE A YEAR AGO, BABY.

    >> 比一年前的我們要好,寶貝。

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

你感覺如何?

字幕與單字
由 AI 自動生成

單字即點即查 點擊單字可以查詢單字解釋