I got desperate.

我已經絕望了。

Andy.

安迪

How are you?

你好嗎？

Funny and talented and joining you.

幽默風趣，才華橫溢，加盟你。

Yeah, right.

是的，沒錯。

It works.

它的工作原理。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Sure.

當然可以

Sure.

當然可以

No, it was nice.

不，這是很好的。

It was nice.

這是很好的。

How have you been?

你最近怎麼樣？

I've been good.

我一直很好。

How about you?

你呢？

You know, fine.

你知道，很好。

You know, I think, uh, I think I'm ready for this pandemic to be over.

你知道，我想，呃，我想我已經準備好了這場大流行病的結束。

Yeah, Yeah.

是啊，是啊。

It comes and goes in terms of like it Za difficulty.

它在喜歡它扎難度方面來去自如。

Some days, uh, feel okay.

有些時候，呃，感覺還不錯。

And then other days, I feel like I'm gonna just run screaming nude into the streets.

然後其他的日子，我覺得像我要去 只是跑尖叫裸體到街上。

Yeah.

是啊。

Yeah.

是啊。

Well, what else do we talk about?

好吧，我們還能談什麼？

Anything else we should talk about?

還有什麼要談的嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I think this pandemic has gone on so long that you and I have lost our ability to have a conversation.

我想這種大流行已經持續了很久，你我已經失去了對話的能力。

Yeah.

是啊。

No, I don't.

不，我不知道。

I actually asked my phone to marry me.

我居然向我的手機求婚。

How did that would your phone say?

你的手機會怎麼說？

Sad Now?

現在傷心了？

It doesn't feel very, you know it does.

感覺不是很，你知道是這樣的。

It's like I know what you look at, so No, thanks.

我好像知道你在看什麼，所以不，謝謝。

Well, I think I think things are looking up.

嗯，我想我認為事情有了眉目。

I swear to God there's gonna be more vaccine.

我向上帝發誓，會有更多的疫苗。

I think we're I think I think we're I see the light at the end of the tunnel.

我想我們是我想我們是我看到了隧道盡頭的光。

I swear to God, I see the at the end of the tunnel, which is the same thing I said 10 months ago.

我向上帝發誓，我看到了隧道的盡頭，這和我10個月前說的一樣。

You'll get the vaccine.

你會得到疫苗。

I look myself up online, I'm the last talk show hosts or the bottom for the last priority.

我在網上查了一下自己，我是最後一個脫口秀主持人，還是最後一個優先級的底層。

That's right, which I think is actually correct.

沒錯，我認為這其實是正確的。

Should be Yeah, as it should be.

應該是 是的，因為它應該是。

I'm a scheduled to get my vaccine in three years.

我是計劃三年後打疫苗的。

Yeah, Yeah, I've always said that.

是啊，是啊，我一直都這麼說。

You know, what we do here is the epitome of non essential personnel.

你知道，我們在這裡做的是非必要人員的縮影。

Exactly.

就是這樣

Yeah.

是啊。

You gotta You gotta make a trim.

你得做個修剪

You know what I found out?

你知道我發現了什麼嗎？

Other people are supposed to get the vaccine for the fifth time before you and I qualify to get it for the first time.

別人應該是打了第五次疫苗，你我才有資格第一次打。

Yeah, the whole in their arm is so big, they just poured in.

是啊，整個在他們的手臂是如此之大，他們只是倒在。

But yeah, I actually, I I check this out.

但是，是的，我其實，我我檢查了這一點。

We're a the bottom of the list of all the talk show hosts.

在所有的脫口秀主持人中，我們是墊底的。

Really?

真的嗎？

Did you know that I did not.

你知道嗎，我沒有。

I looked at it.

我看著它。

All the other ones get to go first because they've looked at the shows and they said ours is the least essential of pretty much non essential shows.

其他的都可以先上，因為他們看了節目，他們說我們的節目是幾乎所有非必要節目中最不重要的。

Oh, yeah?

哦，是嗎？

Well, as long as Wendy Williams gets it, that's the important thing.

只要溫迪-威廉姆斯能得到它，這才是最重要的。

She's way ahead of us.

她比我們快多了

You know who else is ahead of us?

你知道還有誰在我們前面嗎？

The chew, the talk show hosts where they eat food and don't even Is that still on the air?

咀嚼，脫口秀主持人在哪裡吃的食物，甚至不 這仍然是在播出？

You know, I don't even know if it's still on the air, but the cast of the Chu gets to go before us.

你知道，我甚至不知道它是否還在播出，但楚國的演員可以在我們面前。

Yeah, and nobody knows who the cast is.

是的，沒有人知道誰是演員。

So you could just go in and say you're on the chewing?

所以你可以直接進去說你在咀嚼？

Yeah.

是啊。

If you want the vaccine for free, say, Hey, I'm one of the seven hosts of the Chu The Foods show that ripped off the name of the view in a cute way.

如果你想要免費的疫苗，就說：嘿，我是《朱氏食品》節目的七位主持人之一，用可愛的方式撕掉了觀點的名字。

You get you get the vaccine.

你得到你得到的疫苗。

Just say that.

就這麼說吧。

Anyway, I'm not complaining.

總之，我不是在抱怨。