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  • GUESS WHO IS BACK, IAN KARMEL IS BACK ON THE SHOW,

    猜猜誰回來了 IAN KARMEL又回來了

  • THERE HE IS.

    他在那裡。

  • WE ARE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU.

    我們很高興見到你。

  • >> BRAVO.

    >> BRAVO。

  • >> YOU KNOW, STORMED THE CAPITOL, LEARNED SOME LESSONS.

    >> 你知道的,襲擊了首都,吸取了一些教訓。

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> James: YOU JUST GOT SWEPT UP IN IT.

    >> 詹姆斯。你只是被捲進去了。

  • >> IT WAS JUST SO FUN.

    >> 它只是如此有趣。

  • IT WAS GOOD TO BE AROUND PEOPLE AGAIN.

    能和大家在一起真好。

  • >> James: NOW WE ALL JUST HAD A LITTLE BREAK.

    >> 詹姆斯。現在,我們都只是有一個小的突破。

  • GUILLERMO, THE DRUMMER IN THE BAND, SEEMS TO BE TAKING AN

    樂隊裡的鼓手吉列爾莫,似乎正在採取一個

  • EXTENDED BREAK-- LAF (LAUGHTER)

    延長休息--LAF(笑)。

  • >> DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE GUILLERMO IS, DOES ANYBODY NO?

    >> 有人知道吉勒莫在哪裡嗎,沒有人知道嗎?

  • OH, COME ON.

    哦,來吧。

  • >> WHAT HAPPENED, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, G, WE STARTED.

    >> 發生了什麼事,你去哪了,G,我們開始了。

  • THE SHOW STARTED.

    節目開始了。

  • WHERE YOU BEEN?

    你去哪了?

  • (LAUGHTER) >> SORRY, I WAS TAKING A [BLEEP]

    (笑) >> 對不起,我正在採取一個[嗶]。

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> James: WELL, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US GUILLERMO.

    >> 詹姆斯。好了,謝謝你加入我們吉勒莫。

  • >> ABSOLUTELY, PLEASURE TO BE HERE.

    >> 當然,很高興來到這裡。

  • >> James: WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE.

    >> 詹姆斯。我們很高興你在這裡。

  • WHAT DID YOU GET UP TO IN THE BREAK, GUILLERMO?

    你在休息時做了什麼,吉勒莫?

  • >> ACTUALLY, ROB AND I BUILT A LITTLE DESK.

    >> 事實上,羅伯和我做了一個小桌子。

  • HE CAME OVER AND HELPED ME.

    他過來幫我。

  • HE BRAWT HIS SA SWRKS ZAL AND BUILT A DESK TOGETHER.

    他把他的SA SWRKS ZAL和建立一個辦公桌在一起。

  • >> James: HANG ON, WHAT?

    >> 詹姆斯。等一下,什麼?

  • THAT IS MORE EXCITING THAN ANYTHING HAVE I DONE IN THE LAST

    這比我過去做過的任何事情都要興奮。

  • 12 MONTH.

    12個月。

  • ROB.

    ROB.

  • >> YO.

    >> YO.

  • >> James: I DIDN'T KNOW WERE YOU OPEN FOR BUSINESS, WHAT WAS

    >> 詹姆斯。我不知道你是開放的業務,是什麼?

  • T YOU BUILD IT FROM SCRATCH OR PUT IT TOGETHER FROM LIKE IKEA.

    你可以從零開始搭建,也可以像宜家一樣把它組裝起來。

  • >> NO, GUILLERMO HAD AN OLD HEADBOARD.

    >> 不,吉列爾莫有一箇舊的頭板。

  • >> THAT'S RIGHT.

    >> 沒錯。

  • >> AND WE REPURPOSED IT AND MADE IT SHALL-- .

    >> 我們把它重新安置,讓它... ...

  • >> James: OKAY, SORRY, SORRY.

    >> 詹姆斯。好吧,對不起,對不起。

  • >> HERE WE GO.

    >> 在這裡,我們去。

  • >> James: OKAY, SORRY, I NOW-- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS

    >> 詹姆斯。好吧,對不起,我現在 - 你想做的是什麼?

  • WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.

    你想做什麼?

  • >> I FORGOT FOR A MINUTE THAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GUILLERMO'S

    >> 我都忘了我們是在談吉勒莫的事。

  • HOUSE, AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT PUTTING UP A DESK WAS CODE FOR

    房子,我不知道把辦公桌豎起來是什麼意思。

  • WHATEVER IT IS YOU GUYS DO, I'M FINE WITH IT.

    不管你們做什麼,我都沒意見。

  • >> HARD TEAK WOOD, IT WAS VERY HARD TEAK WOOD.

    >>硬教木,這是非常硬教木。

  • >> James: OKAY, OKAY, VERY HARD, TEAK HEADBOARD AND YOU

    >> 詹姆斯。好吧,好吧,非常困難,教頭板和你。

  • GUYS AND YOUR WIVES PUT IT TOGETHER, AND WHY NOT, IT'S A

    男人和你的妻子把它放在一起, 為什麼不呢,這是一個。

  • BREAK.

    BREAK:

  • WE ARE ON HIATUS.

    我們是在HIATUS。

  • DO WHAT YOU HAVE GOT TO DO.

    做你該做的事。

  • WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG, WHAT DID YOU GET UP TO?

    你呢,瑞格,你在做什麼?

  • >> Reggie: I WENT TO NEW YORK.

    >> 我去了紐約。

  • >> James: OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DID.

    >> 詹姆斯。哦,這是正確的,你做到了。

  • YOU WERE-- HOW WAS IT?

    你是... 怎麼樣?

  • >> IT KIND OF FELT LIKE RETRO NEW YORK BECAUSE THERE IS JUST

    >> 它有點感覺像復古的紐約,因為這裡只是

  • WAY LOWER ENERGY ON THE STREET.

    更低的能源在街道上。

  • >> James: I ENJOY, I LIKE THAT LITTLE CHANGE, IT WAS NICE.

    >> 詹姆斯。我喜歡,我喜歡那一點點的變化,這很好。

  • > YEAH, YEAH.

    > 是啊,是啊。

  • >> James: A TASTE OF NEW YORK MISSES YOU, AND SENT ME A PHOTO

    >> 詹姆斯。紐約的味道想念你,並給我發了一張照片。

  • OF HIS WORM AND I THOUGHT YOU KNOW WHAT, I [BLEEP] LOVE THAT

    他的蠕蟲,我想你知道什麼,我[流血]愛的。

  • GUY.

    GUY:

  • THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT THAT IS HOW I FELT.

    這就是我的想法,這就是我的感覺。

  • WHAT ABOUT YOU, WHAT WENT DOWN?

    你呢,發生了什麼事?

  • >> I GOT INTO BICYCLE RIDING OVER THE BREAK.

    >> 我在假期裡騎上了自行車。

  • >> James: DID YOU.

    >> 詹姆斯。你呢?

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> James: RIGHT.

    >> 詹姆斯。右邊。

  • >> I GOT THE SHORTS.

    >> 我得到的短褲。

  • I GOT A BIKE, I GOT A HELMET, I GOT EVERYTHING.

    我得到了一輛自行車,我得到了一個頭盔,我得到了一切。

  • >> James: HOW FAR ARE WE GOING ON THIS BIKE.

    >> 詹姆斯。多遠是我們去這個自行車。

  • >> I WENT 20 MILES ON SATURDAY.

    >> 週六我走了20英里。

  • (APPLAUSE).

    (掌聲).

  • >> James: BE HONEST NOW, AT WHAT POINT DURING THAT RIDE DID

    >> 詹姆斯。老實說,在什麼時候,在那一程中,你是誰?

  • YOU THINK WILL THIS FIT IN AN UBER?

    你覺得這個適合UBER嗎?

  • >> BEFORE I DID THE 20 MILES I THOUGHT I WILL START BIKING THE

    >> 在我做這20英里之前,我想我將開始騎自行車了。

  • WORK.

    工作。

  • AND SIX MILE NAS T I'M SWEATING, MY HAIR IS MATTED ON MY FACE AND

    和六英里NAS T我出汗,我的頭髮是在我的臉和墊子,

  • I'M LIKE NO, I CAN'T-- THIS IS-- THIS HAS TO HAPPEN BETWEEN

    我想不,我不能 - 這是 - 這必鬚髮生在之間

  • SHOWERS.

    淋浴器:

  • >> James: YES.

    >> 詹姆斯。是的。

  • YOU CAN USE MY SHOWER.

    你可以使用我的浴室。

  • I HAVE A SHOWER, YOU CAN USE MY SHOWER.

    我有淋浴間,你可以用我的淋浴間。

  • >> ALL RIGHT, I WILL START BIKING TO WORK.

    >> 好吧,我要開始騎車去上班了。

  • >> James: YOU CAN SHOWER IN THERE.

    >> 詹姆斯。你可以在那裡洗澡。

  • >> YOU I CAN SHOWER IN YOUR SHOWER.

    >> 你我可以在你的浴室裡洗澡。

  • >> James: YOU KNOW IF THAT SHOWER COULD TALK, GAGA HAS BEEN

    >> James:你知道,如果那個淋浴會說話,GAGA已經是

  • IN THAT SHOWER, STYLES HAS BEEN IN THAT SHOWER, BIEBER HAS BEEN

    在那個淋浴間裡,STYLES已經在那個淋浴間裡,BIEBER已經在那裡。

  • IN THAT SHOWER.

    在那間浴室裡

  • REG, YOU HAVE BEEN IN THAT SHOWER.

    瑞格,你已經進過那個浴室了。

  • >> I THINK I HAVE.

    >> 我想我有。

  • >> James: YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE SHOWER.

    >> 詹姆斯。你已經在浴室裡了。

  • >> YEAH.

    >> 是的。

  • >> James: THERE WAS ONE MORE.

    >> 詹姆斯。還有一個。

  • >> GOLDBLUM.

    >> 金光。

  • >> James: SHAT DID NOT.

    >> 詹姆斯。SHAT沒有。

  • >> TED CRUZ?

    >> TED CRUZ?

  • (LAUGHTER).

    (笑):

  • >> James: TED CRUZ SHOWERS IN THERE, HE DID, HE DIDN'T WANT TO

    >> 詹姆斯。特德-克魯茲在那裡展示,他做到了,他不想。

  • BUT HIS KIDS NEEDED TO WASH.

    但他的孩子們需要清洗。

  • LOOK AT US, GUYS, LOOK AT THAT, WE TURNED AROUND A SIMPLE, A

    看看我們,夥計們,看看,我們把一個簡單的,一個...

  • SIMPLE DISCUSSION ABOUT BIKING, WHAT DID WE DO?

    簡單的討論騎車,我們做了什麼?

  • BANG WITH THE POLITICS.

    砰與政治。

  • OOOH.

    OOOH。

  • >> WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN, WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN, YEAH.

    >> 我們會把他們都打倒,我們會把他們都打倒,是的。

  • WANT TO LOOK AT THE HEADLINES, WANT TO LOOK AT THE HEADLINES,

    想看頭條新聞,想看頭條新聞。

  • WANT TO BLOOK AT THE HEADLINES? LOOK AT THE HEADLINES? LET'S DO

    想看頭條新聞? 看看頭條新聞? 讓我們做

  • IT.

    IT:

  • ALL RIGHT, HERE IS THE HEADLINES, THERE SAY BIG UPDATE

    好了,這裡是頭條,那裡說大更新。

  • IN DONALD TRUMP'S NEVER-ENDING QUEST TO KEEP HIS TAXES HIDDEN.

    在唐納德-特朗普永無止境地尋求隱瞞稅款的過程中,

  • EARLIER TODAY THE SUPREME COURT SAID THAT TRUMP'S ACCOUNTANTS

    今天早些時候,最高法院說,特朗普的會計人員

  • MUST TURN OVER HIS FINANCIAL RECORDS TO PROSECUTORS.

    必須把他的財務記錄交給檢察官。

  • THIS IS IT, GUYS, I THINK THIS IS WHAT IS FINALLY GOING TO TAKE

    這是它,夥計們,我想這是什麼 最後要採取。

  • DOWN HIS PRESIDENCY.

    打倒他的總統。

  • >> OBVIOUSLY THIS IS HUGE NEWS, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

    >> 顯然這是一個重大的新聞,你知道這意味著什麼?

  • WE'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENING.

    我們離絕對不發生任何事情只有一步之遙了。

  • I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH TRUMP, I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE

    我以為我們已經與特朗普結束了,我以為我們已經結束了。

  • TALKING ABOUT IT, WEREN'T WE?

    我們正在談論它,不是嗎?

  • HERE HE IS SNEAKING BACK INTO THE SHOW LOOK AN EX WHO PRETENDS

    在這裡,他是偷偷地回到節目中的外觀一個EX誰假裝。

  • HE LEFT THEIR PHONE CHARGER AT THE HOUSE.

    他把手機充電器留在家裡了。

  • OH, I DIDN'T LEAVE IT HERE, IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEWHERE ELSE,

    哦,我沒有把它留在這裡,它必須有 在其他地方。

  • ANYWAY, HOW YOU BEEN?

    總之,你過得怎麼樣?

  • IN OTHER NEWS DESPITE COVID CASES DROPPING NATIONWIDE

    在其他新聞中,儘管COVID案件在全國範圍內減少了。

  • DR. FAUCI IS NOW SAYING THAT AMERICANS MAY NEED TO CONTINUE

    博士,福西現在說,美國人可能需要繼續FAUCI博士現在說,美國人可能需要繼續。

  • WEARING MASKS INTO 2022.

    到2022年戴上面具。

  • YEAH, THAT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.

    是的,這不應該是一個問題。

  • I IMAGINE THE WHOLE OF AMERICA WILL JUST ABIDE BY THAT, NO

    我想全美國的人都會遵守這一點的,不

  • PROBLEM.

    問題:

  • I HAVE THINK THIS IS GOOD NEWSES, GOOD NEWS FOR ANY OF US

    我覺得這是個好消息,對我們所有人來說都是好消息。

  • WHO REALLY LET THE BOTTOM HALF OF OUR FACE GO.

    誰讓我們的下半張臉走了。

  • LIKE I'M HAPPY WITH THE TOP HALF OF MY FACE.

    就像我對自己的上半張臉很滿意一樣。

  • THE TOP HALF, THAT'S THE ONLY PART OF MY BODY I DON'T I NEED

    上半身,那是我唯一不需要的部位。

  • TO LOSE WEIGHT ON.

    要減肥上。

  • DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

    你知道我的意思嗎?

  • >> Reggie: YEAH.

    >> 雷吉:YEAH。

  • >> James: IF I LOOK AT MY, LIKE WHEN I DRIVE IN AND I SEE

    >> 詹姆斯。如果我看著我的,比如當我開車進來,我看到了

  • THAT BILLBOARD WHICH IS HERE, I THINK THERE'S A BILLBOARD

    那塊板子在這裡,我想有一塊板子。

  • OUTSIDE THE BUILDING, YOU SEE IT IN THE OPENING CREDITS.

    在大樓外,你可以在開場白中看到它。

  • I THINK YEAH, I LOOK ALL RIGHT.

    我想是的,我看起來很好。

  • AND I REALIZE-- .

    我意識到...

  • >> I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE WITH A FAT FOREHEAD, HAVE YOU.

    >> 我從來沒有遇到過一個前額肥胖的人,是吧。

  • >> HE IS A GOOD GUY BUT HE NEEDS TO SHIFT.

    >> 他是一個好人,但他需要轉移。

  • >> IN THE CIRCLE I TRAVEL IN, IF THERE WAS SOMEONE WITH A FAT

    >> 在我所走過的圈子裡,如果有人有一個胖子的話

  • FOREHEAD I WOULD HAVE MET HIM.

    早知道我就會去見他。

  • >> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT BUT DR. FAUCI SAID PEOPLE MAY NEED

    >> 我想你是對的,但博士。FAUCI博士說人們可能需要...

  • TO WEAR MASKS EVEN IF THE UNITED STATES MAY REACH A QUOTE

    戴上口罩,即使美國可能會達到一個報價。

  • SIGNIFICANTLY-- SIGNIFICANT DEGREE OF NORMALITY BY THE END

  • OF THE YEAR.

    本年度的。

  • THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A NEW PICKUP LINE, I RECKON.

    我想,這可能是一條新的皮卡線。

  • YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE FOR A SIGNIFICANT DEGREE

    你想回到我的學校,獲得一個重要的學位。

  • OF NORMALITY?

    的正常?

  • >> AND ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY DID YOU SEE THIS, PEOPLE WHO

    >>根據一項新的研究,你看到了嗎,人們誰是

  • WEAR GLASSES ARE THREE TIMES LESS LIKELY TO BE INFECTED BY

    戴上眼鏡被感染的機率要低三倍。

  • COVID IN PART BECAUSE THEY RUB THEIR EYES LESS FREQUENTLY.

    部分原因是由於他們不經常揉眼睛。

  • SO CONGRATS, DAVE.

    所以恭喜你,戴夫。

  • WELL DONE.

    做得很好。

  • (APPLAUSE) I THINK THIS IS-- I CONSIDER

    (掌聲)我想這是... ...我認為

  • THIS AN ABSOLUTE BREAKTHROUGH FOR PEOPLE WEARING GLASSES

    這絕對是戴眼鏡的人的突破口。

  • BECAUSE FOR THE PAST 12 MONTH THEY'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH THE

    因為在過去的12個月裡,他們必須要忍受

  • FOGGING.

    霧化。

  • AND NOW YOU CAN WALK AROUND SMUG WELL I'M THREE TIMES LESS LIKELY

    現在你可以自鳴得意地走來走去了... ...我的可能性小了三倍。

  • TO GET IT THAN YOU.

    要得到它比你。

  • IS THIS GOING TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU INTERACT, WITH THE MASK.

    這是否會改變你與面具的互動方式。

  • >> I WILL LIVE FOREVER.

    >> 我將永遠活著。

  • >> BUT YEAH, GLASSES MAKE YOU LESS LIKELY TO CONTRACT COVID IN

    >> 但是,是的,眼鏡使你不太可能在合同中的COVID。

  • FACT TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER GUY FIERI ACTUALLY FLIPPED

    事實今天有史以來第一次GUY FIERI真的翻盤了。

  • HIS AROUND TO THE FRONT OF HIS HEAD.

    他的周圍到他的頭的前面。

  • MOVING ON SCIENTISTS HAVE JUST DISCOVERED A GENE THAT PLAYS A

    移動的科學家剛剛發現了一個基因,它扮演了一個重要的角色。

  • KEY ROLE IN WHETHER OR NOT NEWLY WEEDS WILL BE GOOD LONG-TERM

    新的雜草是否會是好的長期的關鍵作用。

  • PARTNERS.

    合作伙伴:

  • GENE, OF COURSE, IS THE NAME OF YOUR WIFE'S PILL ATES INTRUCTER.

    基恩,當然,是你妻子的藥丸誘導員的名字。

  • APPARENTLY PEOPLE WITH A SPECIFIC FORM OF THIS GENE ARE

    似乎具有這種基因的特定形式的人是

  • MORE GRATEFUL, TRUSTING, FORGIVING AND OPEN TO PARTIES AT

    更感恩、更信任、更寬容、更開放地對待各方。

  • GUILLERMO'S HOUSE.

    吉勒莫的房子。

  • AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A WOMAN IN MICHIGAN WAS ON

    我們想給你看這個,一個女人在密歇根州是在。

  • GOOGLE EARTH LOOKING AT THE TRINITY ISLANDS DOWN NEAR

    GOOGLE EARTH看近處的TRINITY ISLANDS。

  • AUSTRALIA AND SHE WAS SURPRISED TO FIND AN ISLAND THAT LOOKS

    澳洲和她驚訝地發現一個島嶼,看起來像

  • LIKE, SEE FOR YOURSELF.

    喜歡,自己看吧。

  • (LAUGHTER) >> WHEN ASKED WHAT SHE WAS DOING

    (笑)>> 當被問及她在做什麼時

  • ON GOOGLE EARTH THE WOMAN REPLIED HONESTLY LOOKING FOR

    在GOOGLE地球上,女人被替換的誠實尋找

  • PENIS SHAPES.

    陰莖的形狀。

  • AND LOOK AT THAT.

    看看這個。

  • TALK ABOUT A PRIVATE ISLAND.

    談論一個私人島嶼。

  • THE ISLAND IS 1500 FEET LONG AND THAT COLD WATER, I KNOW IT LOOKS

    島上有1500英尺長,那冰冷的水,我知道它看起來...

  • BEAUTIFUL BUT LIFE ON THAT ISLAND IS ACTUALLY SEMIHARD.

    很美,但在那個島上的生活實際上是半艱難的。

  • (LAUGHTER) SHE FOUND THE ISLAND ON GOOGLE

    她在谷歌上找到了這個島。

  • EARTH.

    EARTH:

  • MORE LIKE GOOGLE GIRTH.

    更像GOOGLE GIRTH。

  • IT'S NORTH OF AUSTRALIA BUT OFFICIALLY IT IS PART OF THE

    它在澳洲北部,但官方說它是澳洲的一部分。

  • PHILI-PENIS.

    PHILI -PENIS。

GUESS WHO IS BACK, IAN KARMEL IS BACK ON THE SHOW,

猜猜誰回來了 IAN KARMEL又回來了

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