字幕列表 影片播放 由 AI 自動生成 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 GUESS WHO IS BACK, IAN KARMEL IS BACK ON THE SHOW, 猜猜誰回來了 IAN KARMEL又回來了 THERE HE IS. 他在那裡。 WE ARE SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU. 我們很高興見到你。 >> BRAVO. >> BRAVO。 >> YOU KNOW, STORMED THE CAPITOL, LEARNED SOME LESSONS. >> 你知道的,襲擊了首都,吸取了一些教訓。 (LAUGHTER). (笑): >> James: YOU JUST GOT SWEPT UP IN IT. >> 詹姆斯。你只是被捲進去了。 >> IT WAS JUST SO FUN. >> 它只是如此有趣。 IT WAS GOOD TO BE AROUND PEOPLE AGAIN. 能和大家在一起真好。 >> James: NOW WE ALL JUST HAD A LITTLE BREAK. >> 詹姆斯。現在,我們都只是有一個小的突破。 GUILLERMO, THE DRUMMER IN THE BAND, SEEMS TO BE TAKING AN 樂隊裡的鼓手吉列爾莫,似乎正在採取一個 EXTENDED BREAK-- LAF (LAUGHTER) 延長休息--LAF(笑)。 >> DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE GUILLERMO IS, DOES ANYBODY NO? >> 有人知道吉勒莫在哪裡嗎,沒有人知道嗎? OH, COME ON. 哦,來吧。 >> WHAT HAPPENED, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, G, WE STARTED. >> 發生了什麼事,你去哪了,G,我們開始了。 THE SHOW STARTED. 節目開始了。 WHERE YOU BEEN? 你去哪了? (LAUGHTER) >> SORRY, I WAS TAKING A [BLEEP] (笑) >> 對不起,我正在採取一個[嗶]。 (LAUGHTER). (笑): >> James: WELL, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US GUILLERMO. >> 詹姆斯。好了,謝謝你加入我們吉勒莫。 >> ABSOLUTELY, PLEASURE TO BE HERE. >> 當然,很高興來到這裡。 >> James: WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE. >> 詹姆斯。我們很高興你在這裡。 WHAT DID YOU GET UP TO IN THE BREAK, GUILLERMO? 你在休息時做了什麼,吉勒莫? >> ACTUALLY, ROB AND I BUILT A LITTLE DESK. >> 事實上,羅伯和我做了一個小桌子。 HE CAME OVER AND HELPED ME. 他過來幫我。 HE BRAWT HIS SA SWRKS ZAL AND BUILT A DESK TOGETHER. 他把他的SA SWRKS ZAL和建立一個辦公桌在一起。 >> James: HANG ON, WHAT? >> 詹姆斯。等一下,什麼? THAT IS MORE EXCITING THAN ANYTHING HAVE I DONE IN THE LAST 這比我過去做過的任何事情都要興奮。 12 MONTH. 12個月。 ROB. ROB. >> YO. >> YO. >> James: I DIDN'T KNOW WERE YOU OPEN FOR BUSINESS, WHAT WAS >> 詹姆斯。我不知道你是開放的業務,是什麼? T YOU BUILD IT FROM SCRATCH OR PUT IT TOGETHER FROM LIKE IKEA. 你可以從零開始搭建,也可以像宜家一樣把它組裝起來。 >> NO, GUILLERMO HAD AN OLD HEADBOARD. >> 不,吉列爾莫有一箇舊的頭板。 >> THAT'S RIGHT. >> 沒錯。 >> AND WE REPURPOSED IT AND MADE IT SHALL-- . >> 我們把它重新安置,讓它... ... >> James: OKAY, SORRY, SORRY. >> 詹姆斯。好吧,對不起,對不起。 >> HERE WE GO. >> 在這裡,我們去。 >> James: OKAY, SORRY, I NOW-- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS >> 詹姆斯。好吧,對不起,我現在 - 你想做的是什麼? WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. 你想做什麼? >> I FORGOT FOR A MINUTE THAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GUILLERMO'S >> 我都忘了我們是在談吉勒莫的事。 HOUSE, AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT PUTTING UP A DESK WAS CODE FOR 房子,我不知道把辦公桌豎起來是什麼意思。 WHATEVER IT IS YOU GUYS DO, I'M FINE WITH IT. 不管你們做什麼,我都沒意見。 >> HARD TEAK WOOD, IT WAS VERY HARD TEAK WOOD. >>硬教木,這是非常硬教木。 >> James: OKAY, OKAY, VERY HARD, TEAK HEADBOARD AND YOU >> 詹姆斯。好吧,好吧,非常困難,教頭板和你。 GUYS AND YOUR WIVES PUT IT TOGETHER, AND WHY NOT, IT'S A 男人和你的妻子把它放在一起, 為什麼不呢,這是一個。 BREAK. BREAK: WE ARE ON HIATUS. 我們是在HIATUS。 DO WHAT YOU HAVE GOT TO DO. 做你該做的事。 WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG, WHAT DID YOU GET UP TO? 你呢,瑞格,你在做什麼? >> Reggie: I WENT TO NEW YORK. >> 我去了紐約。 >> James: OH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU DID. >> 詹姆斯。哦,這是正確的,你做到了。 YOU WERE-- HOW WAS IT? 你是... 怎麼樣? >> IT KIND OF FELT LIKE RETRO NEW YORK BECAUSE THERE IS JUST >> 它有點感覺像復古的紐約,因為這裡只是 WAY LOWER ENERGY ON THE STREET. 更低的能源在街道上。 >> James: I ENJOY, I LIKE THAT LITTLE CHANGE, IT WAS NICE. >> 詹姆斯。我喜歡,我喜歡那一點點的變化,這很好。 > YEAH, YEAH. > 是啊,是啊。 >> James: A TASTE OF NEW YORK MISSES YOU, AND SENT ME A PHOTO >> 詹姆斯。紐約的味道想念你,並給我發了一張照片。 OF HIS WORM AND I THOUGHT YOU KNOW WHAT, I [BLEEP] LOVE THAT 他的蠕蟲,我想你知道什麼,我[流血]愛的。 GUY. GUY: THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT THAT IS HOW I FELT. 這就是我的想法,這就是我的感覺。 WHAT ABOUT YOU, WHAT WENT DOWN? 你呢,發生了什麼事? >> I GOT INTO BICYCLE RIDING OVER THE BREAK. >> 我在假期裡騎上了自行車。 >> James: DID YOU. >> 詹姆斯。你呢? >> YEAH. >> 是的。 >> James: RIGHT. >> 詹姆斯。右邊。 >> I GOT THE SHORTS. >> 我得到的短褲。 I GOT A BIKE, I GOT A HELMET, I GOT EVERYTHING. 我得到了一輛自行車,我得到了一個頭盔,我得到了一切。 >> James: HOW FAR ARE WE GOING ON THIS BIKE. >> 詹姆斯。多遠是我們去這個自行車。 >> I WENT 20 MILES ON SATURDAY. >> 週六我走了20英里。 (APPLAUSE). (掌聲). >> James: BE HONEST NOW, AT WHAT POINT DURING THAT RIDE DID >> 詹姆斯。老實說,在什麼時候,在那一程中,你是誰? YOU THINK WILL THIS FIT IN AN UBER? 你覺得這個適合UBER嗎? >> BEFORE I DID THE 20 MILES I THOUGHT I WILL START BIKING THE >> 在我做這20英里之前,我想我將開始騎自行車了。 WORK. 工作。 AND SIX MILE NAS T I'M SWEATING, MY HAIR IS MATTED ON MY FACE AND 和六英里NAS T我出汗,我的頭髮是在我的臉和墊子, I'M LIKE NO, I CAN'T-- THIS IS-- THIS HAS TO HAPPEN BETWEEN 我想不,我不能 - 這是 - 這必鬚髮生在之間 SHOWERS. 淋浴器: >> James: YES. >> 詹姆斯。是的。 YOU CAN USE MY SHOWER. 你可以使用我的浴室。 I HAVE A SHOWER, YOU CAN USE MY SHOWER. 我有淋浴間,你可以用我的淋浴間。 >> ALL RIGHT, I WILL START BIKING TO WORK. >> 好吧,我要開始騎車去上班了。 >> James: YOU CAN SHOWER IN THERE. >> 詹姆斯。你可以在那裡洗澡。 >> YOU I CAN SHOWER IN YOUR SHOWER. >> 你我可以在你的浴室裡洗澡。 >> James: YOU KNOW IF THAT SHOWER COULD TALK, GAGA HAS BEEN >> James:你知道,如果那個淋浴會說話,GAGA已經是 IN THAT SHOWER, STYLES HAS BEEN IN THAT SHOWER, BIEBER HAS BEEN 在那個淋浴間裡,STYLES已經在那個淋浴間裡,BIEBER已經在那裡。 IN THAT SHOWER. 在那間浴室裡 REG, YOU HAVE BEEN IN THAT SHOWER. 瑞格,你已經進過那個浴室了。 >> I THINK I HAVE. >> 我想我有。 >> James: YOU HAVE BEEN IN THE SHOWER. >> 詹姆斯。你已經在浴室裡了。 >> YEAH. >> 是的。 >> James: THERE WAS ONE MORE. >> 詹姆斯。還有一個。 >> GOLDBLUM. >> 金光。 >> James: SHAT DID NOT. >> 詹姆斯。SHAT沒有。 >> TED CRUZ? >> TED CRUZ? (LAUGHTER). (笑): >> James: TED CRUZ SHOWERS IN THERE, HE DID, HE DIDN'T WANT TO >> 詹姆斯。特德-克魯茲在那裡展示,他做到了,他不想。 BUT HIS KIDS NEEDED TO WASH. 但他的孩子們需要清洗。 LOOK AT US, GUYS, LOOK AT THAT, WE TURNED AROUND A SIMPLE, A 看看我們,夥計們,看看,我們把一個簡單的,一個... SIMPLE DISCUSSION ABOUT BIKING, WHAT DID WE DO? 簡單的討論騎車,我們做了什麼? BANG WITH THE POLITICS. 砰與政治。 OOOH. OOOH。 >> WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN, WE'LL TAKE THEM ALL DOWN, YEAH. >> 我們會把他們都打倒,我們會把他們都打倒,是的。 WANT TO LOOK AT THE HEADLINES, WANT TO LOOK AT THE HEADLINES, 想看頭條新聞,想看頭條新聞。 WANT TO BLOOK AT THE HEADLINES? LOOK AT THE HEADLINES? LET'S DO 想看頭條新聞? 看看頭條新聞? 讓我們做 IT. IT: ALL RIGHT, HERE IS THE HEADLINES, THERE SAY BIG UPDATE 好了,這裡是頭條,那裡說大更新。 IN DONALD TRUMP'S NEVER-ENDING QUEST TO KEEP HIS TAXES HIDDEN. 在唐納德-特朗普永無止境地尋求隱瞞稅款的過程中, EARLIER TODAY THE SUPREME COURT SAID THAT TRUMP'S ACCOUNTANTS 今天早些時候,最高法院說,特朗普的會計人員 MUST TURN OVER HIS FINANCIAL RECORDS TO PROSECUTORS. 必須把他的財務記錄交給檢察官。 THIS IS IT, GUYS, I THINK THIS IS WHAT IS FINALLY GOING TO TAKE 這是它,夥計們,我想這是什麼 最後要採取。 DOWN HIS PRESIDENCY. 打倒他的總統。 >> OBVIOUSLY THIS IS HUGE NEWS, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? >> 顯然這是一個重大的新聞,你知道這意味著什麼? WE'RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING HAPPENING. 我們離絕對不發生任何事情只有一步之遙了。 I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH TRUMP, I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE 我以為我們已經與特朗普結束了,我以為我們已經結束了。 TALKING ABOUT IT, WEREN'T WE? 我們正在談論它,不是嗎? HERE HE IS SNEAKING BACK INTO THE SHOW LOOK AN EX WHO PRETENDS 在這裡,他是偷偷地回到節目中的外觀一個EX誰假裝。 HE LEFT THEIR PHONE CHARGER AT THE HOUSE. 他把手機充電器留在家裡了。 OH, I DIDN'T LEAVE IT HERE, IT MUST HAVE BEEN SOMEWHERE ELSE, 哦,我沒有把它留在這裡,它必須有 在其他地方。 ANYWAY, HOW YOU BEEN? 總之,你過得怎麼樣? IN OTHER NEWS DESPITE COVID CASES DROPPING NATIONWIDE 在其他新聞中,儘管COVID案件在全國範圍內減少了。 DR. FAUCI IS NOW SAYING THAT AMERICANS MAY NEED TO CONTINUE 博士,福西現在說,美國人可能需要繼續FAUCI博士現在說,美國人可能需要繼續。 WEARING MASKS INTO 2022. 到2022年戴上面具。 YEAH, THAT SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM. 是的,這不應該是一個問題。 I IMAGINE THE WHOLE OF AMERICA WILL JUST ABIDE BY THAT, NO 我想全美國的人都會遵守這一點的,不 PROBLEM. 問題: I HAVE THINK THIS IS GOOD NEWSES, GOOD NEWS FOR ANY OF US 我覺得這是個好消息,對我們所有人來說都是好消息。 WHO REALLY LET THE BOTTOM HALF OF OUR FACE GO. 誰讓我們的下半張臉走了。 LIKE I'M HAPPY WITH THE TOP HALF OF MY FACE. 就像我對自己的上半張臉很滿意一樣。 THE TOP HALF, THAT'S THE ONLY PART OF MY BODY I DON'T I NEED 上半身,那是我唯一不需要的部位。 TO LOSE WEIGHT ON. 要減肥上。 DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 你知道我的意思嗎? >> Reggie: YEAH. >> 雷吉:YEAH。 >> James: IF I LOOK AT MY, LIKE WHEN I DRIVE IN AND I SEE >> 詹姆斯。如果我看著我的,比如當我開車進來,我看到了 THAT BILLBOARD WHICH IS HERE, I THINK THERE'S A BILLBOARD 那塊板子在這裡,我想有一塊板子。 OUTSIDE THE BUILDING, YOU SEE IT IN THE OPENING CREDITS. 在大樓外,你可以在開場白中看到它。 I THINK YEAH, I LOOK ALL RIGHT. 我想是的,我看起來很好。 AND I REALIZE-- . 我意識到... >> I HAVE NEVER MET ANYONE WITH A FAT FOREHEAD, HAVE YOU. >> 我從來沒有遇到過一個前額肥胖的人,是吧。 >> HE IS A GOOD GUY BUT HE NEEDS TO SHIFT. >> 他是一個好人,但他需要轉移。 >> IN THE CIRCLE I TRAVEL IN, IF THERE WAS SOMEONE WITH A FAT >> 在我所走過的圈子裡,如果有人有一個胖子的話 FOREHEAD I WOULD HAVE MET HIM. 早知道我就會去見他。 >> I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT BUT DR. FAUCI SAID PEOPLE MAY NEED >> 我想你是對的,但博士。FAUCI博士說人們可能需要... TO WEAR MASKS EVEN IF THE UNITED STATES MAY REACH A QUOTE 戴上口罩,即使美國可能會達到一個報價。 SIGNIFICANTLY-- SIGNIFICANT DEGREE OF NORMALITY BY THE END OF THE YEAR. 本年度的。 THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A NEW PICKUP LINE, I RECKON. 我想,這可能是一條新的皮卡線。 YOU WANT TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE FOR A SIGNIFICANT DEGREE 你想回到我的學校,獲得一個重要的學位。 OF NORMALITY? 的正常? >> AND ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY DID YOU SEE THIS, PEOPLE WHO >>根據一項新的研究,你看到了嗎,人們誰是 WEAR GLASSES ARE THREE TIMES LESS LIKELY TO BE INFECTED BY 戴上眼鏡被感染的機率要低三倍。 COVID IN PART BECAUSE THEY RUB THEIR EYES LESS FREQUENTLY. 部分原因是由於他們不經常揉眼睛。 SO CONGRATS, DAVE. 所以恭喜你,戴夫。 WELL DONE. 做得很好。 (APPLAUSE) I THINK THIS IS-- I CONSIDER (掌聲)我想這是... ...我認為 THIS AN ABSOLUTE BREAKTHROUGH FOR PEOPLE WEARING GLASSES 這絕對是戴眼鏡的人的突破口。 BECAUSE FOR THE PAST 12 MONTH THEY'VE HAD TO PUT UP WITH THE 因為在過去的12個月裡,他們必須要忍受 FOGGING. 霧化。 AND NOW YOU CAN WALK AROUND SMUG WELL I'M THREE TIMES LESS LIKELY 現在你可以自鳴得意地走來走去了... ...我的可能性小了三倍。 TO GET IT THAN YOU. 要得到它比你。 IS THIS GOING TO CHANGE THE WAY YOU INTERACT, WITH THE MASK. 這是否會改變你與面具的互動方式。 >> I WILL LIVE FOREVER. >> 我將永遠活著。 >> BUT YEAH, GLASSES MAKE YOU LESS LIKELY TO CONTRACT COVID IN >> 但是,是的,眼鏡使你不太可能在合同中的COVID。 FACT TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER GUY FIERI ACTUALLY FLIPPED 事實今天有史以來第一次GUY FIERI真的翻盤了。 HIS AROUND TO THE FRONT OF HIS HEAD. 他的周圍到他的頭的前面。 MOVING ON SCIENTISTS HAVE JUST DISCOVERED A GENE THAT PLAYS A 移動的科學家剛剛發現了一個基因,它扮演了一個重要的角色。 KEY ROLE IN WHETHER OR NOT NEWLY WEEDS WILL BE GOOD LONG-TERM 新的雜草是否會是好的長期的關鍵作用。 PARTNERS. 合作伙伴: GENE, OF COURSE, IS THE NAME OF YOUR WIFE'S PILL ATES INTRUCTER. 基恩,當然,是你妻子的藥丸誘導員的名字。 APPARENTLY PEOPLE WITH A SPECIFIC FORM OF THIS GENE ARE 似乎具有這種基因的特定形式的人是 MORE GRATEFUL, TRUSTING, FORGIVING AND OPEN TO PARTIES AT 更感恩、更信任、更寬容、更開放地對待各方。 GUILLERMO'S HOUSE. 吉勒莫的房子。 AND WE WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS, A WOMAN IN MICHIGAN WAS ON 我們想給你看這個,一個女人在密歇根州是在。 GOOGLE EARTH LOOKING AT THE TRINITY ISLANDS DOWN NEAR GOOGLE EARTH看近處的TRINITY ISLANDS。 AUSTRALIA AND SHE WAS SURPRISED TO FIND AN ISLAND THAT LOOKS 澳洲和她驚訝地發現一個島嶼,看起來像 LIKE, SEE FOR YOURSELF. 喜歡,自己看吧。 (LAUGHTER) >> WHEN ASKED WHAT SHE WAS DOING (笑)>> 當被問及她在做什麼時 ON GOOGLE EARTH THE WOMAN REPLIED HONESTLY LOOKING FOR 在GOOGLE地球上,女人被替換的誠實尋找 PENIS SHAPES. 陰莖的形狀。 AND LOOK AT THAT. 看看這個。 TALK ABOUT A PRIVATE ISLAND. 談論一個私人島嶼。 THE ISLAND IS 1500 FEET LONG AND THAT COLD WATER, I KNOW IT LOOKS 島上有1500英尺長,那冰冷的水,我知道它看起來... BEAUTIFUL BUT LIFE ON THAT ISLAND IS ACTUALLY SEMIHARD. 很美,但在那個島上的生活實際上是半艱難的。 (LAUGHTER) SHE FOUND THE ISLAND ON GOOGLE 她在谷歌上找到了這個島。 EARTH. EARTH: MORE LIKE GOOGLE GIRTH. 更像GOOGLE GIRTH。 IT'S NORTH OF AUSTRALIA BUT OFFICIALLY IT IS PART OF THE 它在澳洲北部,但官方說它是澳洲的一部分。 PHILI-PENIS. PHILI -PENIS。
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