Name: 今年特朗普的納稅時間提前到來了 (Tax Time Came Early for Trump This Year)
Uploaded: 2021-02-23T18:55:52.000Z
Duration: 9 min 12 s

GUESS WHO IS BACK, IAN KARMEL IS BACK ON THE SHOW,

猜猜誰回來了 IAN KARMEL又回來了

to 不定詞

>> YOU KNOW, STORMED THE CAPITOL, LEARNED SOME LESSONS.

>> 你知道的，襲擊了首都，吸取了一些教訓。

>> 詹姆斯。你只是被捲進去了。

>> James: NOW WE ALL JUST HAD A LITTLE BREAK.

>> 詹姆斯。現在，我們都只是有一個小的突破。

GUILLERMO, THE DRUMMER IN THE BAND, SEEMS TO BE TAKING AN

樂隊裡的鼓手吉列爾莫，似乎正在採取一個

>> DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE GUILLERMO IS, DOES ANYBODY NO?

>> 有人知道吉勒莫在哪裡嗎，沒有人知道嗎？

>> WHAT HAPPENED, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, G, WE STARTED.

>> 發生了什麼事，你去哪了，G，我們開始了。

(LAUGHTER) >> SORRY, I WAS TAKING A [BLEEP]

（笑） >> 對不起，我正在採取一個[嗶]。

>> James: WELL, THANK YOU FOR JOINING US GUILLERMO.

>> 詹姆斯。好了，謝謝你加入我們吉勒莫。

>> 詹姆斯。我們很高興你在這裡。

WHAT DID YOU GET UP TO IN THE BREAK, GUILLERMO?

你在休息時做了什麼，吉勒莫？

>> ACTUALLY, ROB AND I BUILT A LITTLE DESK.

>> 事實上，羅伯和我做了一個小桌子。

HE BRAWT HIS SA SWRKS ZAL AND BUILT A DESK TOGETHER.

他把他的SA SWRKS ZAL和建立一個辦公桌在一起。

THAT IS MORE EXCITING THAN ANYTHING HAVE I DONE IN THE LAST

這比我過去做過的任何事情都要興奮。

>> James: I DIDN'T KNOW WERE YOU OPEN FOR BUSINESS, WHAT WAS

>> 詹姆斯。我不知道你是開放的業務，是什麼？

T YOU BUILD IT FROM SCRATCH OR PUT IT TOGETHER FROM LIKE IKEA.

你可以從零開始搭建，也可以像宜家一樣把它組裝起來。

>> 不，吉列爾莫有一箇舊的頭板。

>> AND WE REPURPOSED IT AND MADE IT SHALL-- .

>> 我們把它重新安置，讓它... ...

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，對不起，對不起。

>> James: OKAY, SORRY, I NOW-- WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，對不起，我現在 - 你想做的是什麼？

>> I FORGOT FOR A MINUTE THAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT GUILLERMO'S

>> 我都忘了我們是在談吉勒莫的事。

HOUSE, AND I DIDN'T KNOW THAT PUTTING UP A DESK WAS CODE FOR

房子，我不知道把辦公桌豎起來是什麼意思。

WHATEVER IT IS YOU GUYS DO, I'M FINE WITH IT.

不管你們做什麼，我都沒意見。

>> HARD TEAK WOOD, IT WAS VERY HARD TEAK WOOD.

>> James: OKAY, OKAY, VERY HARD, TEAK HEADBOARD AND YOU

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，好吧，非常困難，教頭板和你。

GUYS AND YOUR WIVES PUT IT TOGETHER, AND WHY NOT, IT'S A

男人和你的妻子把它放在一起， 為什麼不呢，這是一個。

WHAT ABOUT YOU, REG, WHAT DID YOU GET UP TO?

>> 詹姆斯。哦，這是正確的，你做到了。

>> IT KIND OF FELT LIKE RETRO NEW YORK BECAUSE THERE IS JUST

>> 它有點感覺像復古的紐約，因為這裡只是

>> James: I ENJOY, I LIKE THAT LITTLE CHANGE, IT WAS NICE.

>> 詹姆斯。我喜歡，我喜歡那一點點的變化，這很好。

>> James: A TASTE OF NEW YORK MISSES YOU, AND SENT ME A PHOTO

>> 詹姆斯。紐約的味道想念你，並給我發了一張照片。

OF HIS WORM AND I THOUGHT YOU KNOW WHAT, I [BLEEP] LOVE THAT

他的蠕蟲，我想你知道什麼，我[流血]愛的。

THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT THAT IS HOW I FELT.

這就是我的想法，這就是我的感覺。

>> I GOT INTO BICYCLE RIDING OVER THE BREAK.

I GOT A BIKE, I GOT A HELMET, I GOT EVERYTHING.

我得到了一輛自行車，我得到了一個頭盔，我得到了一切。

>> James: HOW FAR ARE WE GOING ON THIS BIKE.

>> 詹姆斯。多遠是我們去這個自行車。

>> James: BE HONEST NOW, AT WHAT POINT DURING THAT RIDE DID

>> 詹姆斯。老實說，在什麼時候，在那一程中，你是誰？

>> BEFORE I DID THE 20 MILES I THOUGHT I WILL START BIKING THE

>> 在我做這20英里之前，我想我將開始騎自行車了。

AND SIX MILE NAS T I'M SWEATING, MY HAIR IS MATTED ON MY FACE AND

和六英里NAS T我出汗，我的頭髮是在我的臉和墊子，

I'M LIKE NO, I CAN'T-- THIS IS-- THIS HAS TO HAPPEN BETWEEN

我想不，我不能 - 這是 - 這必鬚髮生在之間

我有淋浴間，你可以用我的淋浴間。

>> ALL RIGHT, I WILL START BIKING TO WORK.

>> 好吧，我要開始騎車去上班了。

>> 詹姆斯。你可以在那裡洗澡。

>> 你我可以在你的浴室裡洗澡。

>> James: YOU KNOW IF THAT SHOWER COULD TALK, GAGA HAS BEEN

>> James:你知道，如果那個淋浴會說話，GAGA已經是

IN THAT SHOWER, STYLES HAS BEEN IN THAT SHOWER, BIEBER HAS BEEN

在那個淋浴間裡，STYLES已經在那個淋浴間裡，BIEBER已經在那裡。

瑞格，你已經進過那個浴室了。

>> 詹姆斯。你已經在浴室裡了。

>> James: TED CRUZ SHOWERS IN THERE, HE DID, HE DIDN'T WANT TO

>> 詹姆斯。特德-克魯茲在那裡展示，他做到了，他不想。

LOOK AT US, GUYS, LOOK AT THAT, WE TURNED AROUND A SIMPLE, A

看看我們，夥計們，看看，我們把一個簡單的，一個...

SIMPLE DISCUSSION ABOUT BIKING, WHAT DID WE DO?

簡單的討論騎車，我們做了什麼？

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今年特朗普的納稅時間提前到來了 (Tax Time Came Early for Trump This Year)

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