Name: 特德-克魯茲應該使用坎昆隧道--TBS的CONAN頻道 (Ted Cruz Should've Used The Cancun Chunnel - CONAN on TBS)
Uploaded: 2021-02-23T18:46:15.000Z
Duration: 1 min 19 s

Senator Ted Cruz was in Washington today for the confirmation hearing of Merrick Garland Cruz, as we all know, still facing huge backlash for his decision to go to Cancun, Mexico.

參議員泰德-克魯茲今天在華盛頓參加了梅里克-加蘭-克魯茲的確認聽證會，我們都知道，他去墨西哥坎昆的決定仍然面臨著巨大的反擊。

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While Texas was going through freezing temperatures that knocked out the entire state's power grid, Cruz's reputation really took a hit.

當德克薩斯州正在經歷冰天雪地，打掉了整個州的電網時，克魯茲的聲譽真的受到了打擊。

And, you know, it's a shame Senator Cruz could have avoided all that embarrassment if he had just used the Cancun channel called Texas Weather Got you down.

而且，你知道，這是一個恥辱，克魯茲參議員可以避免所有的尷尬，如果他只是用坎昆頻道叫德州天氣讓你失望。

I want to go to Cancun, but don't want to be seen going.

我想去坎昆，但又不想被人看到去。

Then all aboard the Cancun Channel High speed tramway designed by Elon Musk.

然後全部登上埃隆-馬斯克設計的坎昆海峽高速索道。

We took the hidden tunnels made by drug Lord El Chapo and turned them into a secret underground tramway that starts 200 ft under Austin, Texas, and rockets you at 1200 miles an hour directly into the lobby of the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Cancun.

我們把毒梟艾爾-查波製造的隱藏隧道，變成了一條祕密的地下索道，從德克薩斯州奧斯汀地下200英尺開始，以每小時1200英里的速度，直接把你送到坎昆的麗思卡爾頓酒店大堂。

Choose one of our three disguises to hide your identity.

從我們的三種偽裝中選擇一種來隱藏你的身份。

Bearded biker dude Cookie grandma or sitting U s Senator Cancun Channel.

大鬍子騎車花花公子曲奇奶奶或坐U s參議員坎昆頻道。