WIRED UP A MONKEY'S BRAIN TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES.

給猴子的大腦裝上電線，讓它玩視頻遊戲。

THAT'S THE HEADLINE.

這是標題。

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ QUARANTINE HOBBIES

正直的標題應該改為 "量化的愛好"。

DIFFERENT FOR RICH PEOPLE.

富人的不同。

HERE'S ONE FROM THE MIRROR THAT SAYS WOMAN GETS REVENGE ON

這裡有一張從鏡子裡看出來的照片，說女人要報復。

CHEATING EX BY MARRYING HIS MISTRESSES BOYFRIEND.

欺騙EX通過結婚他的情婦男友。

THAT IS THE HEADLINE.

這是標題。

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ FUTURE DIVORCEEE HAS

誠實的頭條新聞應該讀到未來的DIVORCEEE有。

FLEETING MOMENT OF JOY.

FLEETING MOMENT OF JOY。

MOVING ON, THIS IS FROM DAILY MAIL AND IT READS FIRST FULLY

繼續，這是《每日郵報》上的，它是第一篇全文。

DRIVERLESS BUS SET TO TRANSPORT OVER 40 PASSENGERS.

無人駕駛巴士將運送超過40名乘客。

THAT IS THE HEADLINE.

這是標題。

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ WORLD STILL WAITING FOR

誠實的頭條新聞應該讀出世界還在等待的內容

OBELISK BUS.

OBELISK BUS.

HERE'S ONE FROM CNN THAT SAYS THE SEX & THE CITY REVIVAL WILL

美國有線電視新聞網（CNN）的報道稱，《性與城市》的復興將會

ADDRESS THE COVID-19 PANDEMIC.

解決COVID-19氾濫的問題。

THAT'S THE HEADLINE.

這是標題。

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ WHATEVER, SHE SHOULD HAVE

正直的標題應該讀過的，她應該讀過的。

MARRIED AIDEN.

結婚的艾登。

I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE SEX IN THE CITY REBOOT, DO

我不知道我對 "城市裡的性愛 "重啟有什麼感覺？

YOU?

你呢？

I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT, DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT

我不知道自己是怎麼想的，不知道自己是怎麼想的。

IT, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT T REG.

你怎麼看《條例》呢？

>> Reggie: I JUST-- ALL I REMEMBER IS THE FEELING OF WHAT

>> 我只是... 我只記得我的感覺是什麼。

MY FRIENDS FELT LIKE WHILE THEY WERE ENGROSSED IN IT SO I THINK

我的朋友們覺得，當他們參與其中，所以我想。

AS LONG AS IT PREYS ON THAT WE WILL BE OKAY.

只要它在上面捕食，我們就會沒事。

>> James: I HOPE SO.

>> 詹姆斯。我希望如此。

>> THERE IS NO KIM CAT REL THERE IS NO KIM CATREL.

>> THERE IS NO KIM CAT REL THERE IS NO KIM CATREL。

>> SHE'S NOT IT IN.

>> 她不在。

YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO BE LIKE BITCOIN, HONEY, GAVE ME THE

你需要有人像比特幣一樣，親愛的，把比特幣給我吧

WHOLE THING.

整個事情。

>> James: EXACTLY, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.

>> 詹姆斯。完全正確，你是絕對正確的。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: THAT'S MY WORRY, I'M EXCITED FOR THE MUSIC.

>> 詹姆斯。這是我的煩惱，我很興奮的音樂。

♪ AND THE DRESS AND THE WHOLE THING, I'M EXCITED FOR IT.

和禮服和整個事情， 我為它感到興奮。

I JUST WORRY ABOUT IT I WORRY, I FEEL LIKE IT'S GOING BACK TO AN

我只是擔心它，我擔心，我覺得它像回到了一個。

EX, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

EX，你知道我的意思嗎？

>> Reggie: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

>> 雷吉：YEAH，YEAH，YEAH。

>> James: NEVER GO BACK.

>> 詹姆斯。永遠不要回去。

>> Reggie: DO THEY HAVE MR. LARGE.

>> 他們是否有先生。LARGE：

>> James: MR. BIG IS NOT IN IT.

>> 詹姆斯。MR. BIG is not in it.大不在裡面。

>> I GUESS IT'S NOT GOING TO BE GOOD.

>> 我想這不會是好事。

>> James: NO SAMANTHA, NO MR. BIGG WHAT IS IT.

>> 詹姆斯。沒有SAMANTHA，沒有先生。BIGG是什麼呢。

>> NO ME AT THAT POINT.

>> 沒有我在那一刻。

>> James: YEAH THERE IT IS.

>> 詹姆斯。是的，就是這樣。

>> OOOH.

>> OOOH。

>> James: LET THAT BE A LESSON.

>> 詹姆斯。讓它成為一個教訓。

MOVING ON, THIS ONE IS FROM THE MIRROR THAT SAYS WAREHOUSE

繼續，這張是在寫著 "WAREHOUSE "的鏡面上。

ORGY WITH 100 PEOPLE IN PARIS, THAT IS THE HEADLINE, THE HONEST

在巴黎有100人的組織，這是標題，誠實的。

HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE SAID PIERRE NOW UNDERSTANDS WHY ALL HIS

標題應該說皮埃爾現在明白了為什麼他所有的。

FRIENDS DIMPED HIM SATURDAY NIGHT.

FRIENDS DIMPED HIM SATURDAY NIGHT。

WHAT IS A HUNDRED PERSON ORGY LIKE, GUILLERMO?

百人團是什麼樣子，吉勒莫？

(LAUGHTER) WHAT.

（笑）什麼。

>> I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

>> 對不起，我聽不到你的聲音。

(LAUGHTER).

(笑)：

>> James: I DON'T THINK I'M COMFORTABLE IN A HINE PER ORGY,

>> 詹姆斯我不認為我在每一個ORGY的HINE舒適。

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

你知道我的意思嗎？

I THINK THAT'S WAY OUT-- FOR ME, THAT IS 98 PEOPLE TOO MANY.

我認為這太過分了... 對我來說，那是98個人太多。

DON'T YOU THINK, JOEL.

你不覺得嗎，喬爾？

>> YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE COMING OR GOING.

>> 你不知道你是來還是去。

>> James: YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE COMING OR GOING.

>> 詹姆斯。你不知道，你不知道你是來還是去。

YOU DON'T.

你沒有。

I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT WE WE'RE ALL DOING THAT.

我只是不明白我們都在做什麼。

>> DURING COVID ESPECIALLY.

>>在COVID期間，特別是：

>> James: DURING COVID, EXACTLY.

>> 詹姆斯。確切地說，是在科維德期間。

NOT COVID SAFE, GUILLERMO, IS IT.

不COVID安全，GUILLERMO，是它。

>> NO.

>> NO.

>> James: THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE TO FIX HEADBOARDS.

>> 詹姆斯。這就是為什麼你要固定頭盔。

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

MOVING ON, HERE'S ANOTHER STORY FROM THE DAILY MAIL AND IT READS

繼續，這裡是《每日郵報》的另一則新聞，內容是：

HOME SICK JAMES CORDEN COULD BE OFFERED DOUBLE HIS SALARY TO

家裡有病的詹姆斯-科登可以得到雙倍的工資，以達到

STOP HIM FROM QUITTING.

阻止他退出。

THAT IS THE HEADLINE.

這是標題。

THE HONEST HEADLINE SHOULD HAVE READ, I'M LISTENING.

誠實的頭條應該有閱讀，我聽。

AND FINALLY, HERE'S THE HEADLINE FROM THE DAILY STAR, AND IT

最後，這是《每日星報》的頭條新聞。

READS MAN IN DIGITAL CHASTITY BELT-- HAS PENIS HELD HOSTAGE,

讀到男人在數字貞操帶 -- 被挾持的陰莖。

SHOULD HAVE LED HACKING PREVENTS WHACKING, KRISTEN WIIG AND ANNIE

應該有LED黑客防止竊聽，克里斯汀WIIG和安妮

MUMOLO WILL BE HERE WHEN WE COME BACK.

MUMOLO會在這裡，當我們回來。

COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.

回來吧，各位。