Name: 請勿閱讀。《有教養的貓》 (Do Not Read: The Educated Cat)
Uploaded: 2021-02-23T18:26:39.000Z
Duration: 6 min 7 s

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♪ Do not read these books, these books ♪

-And before we start, I just want you all to know

-在我們開始之前，我只想讓大家知道

that every book that I'm about to show you is 100% real.

我給你看的每本書都是100%真實的。

These are actual books. You can find them on Amazon

這些都是真正的書。你可以在亞馬遜上找到它們

讓我們看看我的 "不讀名單 "上有什麼。

You can barely tell the computer's out there.

I get -- I get hangry just looking at it.

我... 我光是看著它就覺得噁心。

讓我們... ... 哦，看後面這裡。

kitchen and cooking chores with a personal computer."

廚房和做飯的家務活，用個人電腦。"

by hand-typing a 26-page computer program...

...that has probably almost 4,000 lines of code.

所以，這將節省我大量的時間。

謝謝，謝謝，迪克大廚謝謝，迪克大廚

哦，是的。這是一個很好的一個在這裡。

在一個老酒館，也許。對於貓來說。

Let's see what other tricks you got in here.

Oh, this one's an interesting trick here.

哦，這個是一個有趣的技巧在這裡。

It's two cats kind of crammed in a stroller.

這是兩隻貓那種擠在嬰兒車裡。

Let's see what other tricks they got here.

讓我們看看他們還有什麼花樣。

Here's another trick here. This is a good one.

It's another cat in a stroller. [ Laughter ]

這是另一個貓在嬰兒車。[笑聲]

-"America's Got Talent," are you watching?

I thought you had a cat in the stroller."

我以為你的嬰兒車裡有一隻貓。"

Good. Good stuff. Let's check out another one.

好，好東西好東西。讓我們來看看另一個。

There's a caterpillar and a cockroach on the cover there.

封面上有一條毛毛蟲和一隻蟑螂。

這是很酷的。我剛才看到了這個。

and gifted to a kid by an aluminum company.

並被一家鋁業公司贈送給了一個孩子。

Let's just go to the end here, see what happens here.

讓我們走到這裡的盡頭，看看這裡會發生什麼。

上面寫著："麥克現在只有一個人。

He started to shake badly as his body craved more cocaine."

他開始嚴重顫抖，因為他的身體渴望更多的可卡因。"

-"Anyway, good night, kids." [ Laughter ]

-"無論如何，晚安，孩子們。"[笑聲] - "無論如何，晚安，孩子們。

Next is a young adult novel. They're always popular.

下一個是青春小說。他們總是很受歡迎。

They're always having helpful lessons about growing up, life.

他們總是有關於成長、生活的有益經驗。

This one is called "Mom is Dating Weird Wayne."

這個叫 "媽媽在和怪異的韋恩約會"。

Look, we've all been there. Mom is looking for love,

你看，我們都有過這樣的經歷。媽媽正在尋找愛。

hits the dating scene, and suddenly a dude

dressed up as Dracula starts coming over for dinner.

穿成德古拉的樣子，開始過來吃飯。

"如果你想，你可以叫我爸爸。"

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請勿閱讀。《有教養的貓》 (Do Not Read: The Educated Cat)

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