CANCUN, WHILE HIS CONSTITUENTS SHIVERED IN THE BITTER COLD.

坎昆，而他的身體在嚴寒中顫抖。

WHY HE'S NOW CALLING THE TRIP A MISTAKE.

為什麼他現在說這次旅行是個錯誤。

AND N.A.S.A. MAKES HISTORY WITH ITS NEWEST MARS MISSION.

N. A. S. A.創造歷史的最新火星任務。

>> THE S PORT B HAS SHUT DOWN.

>> S端口B關閉了。

AND PERSEVERANCE BEGINS ITS DESCENT TO THE SURFACE OF MARS.

永恆開始於火星的表面。

>> HOUSTON -- WHO'S THAT?

>> 休斯敦 -- 那是誰？

I'M TED CRUZ, AND I'M GOING TO MARS.

我是TED CRUZ，我要去火星。

>> SHOULDN'T YOU BE HELPING YOUR STATE GET ITS POWER BACK ON?

>> 你是不是應該幫助你的國家恢復電力？

>> LEAVING WHEN SO MANY TEXANS WERE HURTING, I TOOK THE FIRST

>>離開時，那麼多的德州人受到傷害，我採取了第一個。

FLIGHT I COULD GET.

我可以得到的飛行。

>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO MOST MISS DOING ON EARTH?

>> 你在地球上最想做什麼？

>> FAILING TEXANS, MASSIVELY.

>> 失敗的墨西哥人，大規模的。

BUT WHY ARE YOU GOING TO MARS?

但你為什麼要去火星？

>> I -- WANT -- TO BE -- ON VACATION -- SOMEWHERE WARMER.

>> 我 -- 想 -- 去 -- 度假 -- 暖和點的地方。

>> MARS HAS AN AVERAGE TEMPERATURE OF NEGATIVE

>> 火星的平均溫度為負數。

80 DEGREES.

80度

>> IT WAS A OBVIOUSLY MISTAKE.

>> 這是一個明顯的錯誤。

IN HINDSIGHT, I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE IT.

現在看來，我是不會這麼做的。

>> ALL RIGHT, THEN.

>> 好吧，那麼。

CONGRATULATIONS, HOUSTON -- TED CRUZ HAS LEFT THE PLANET.

恭喜你，休斯頓，泰德・克魯茲離開了地球。

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