over student loan forgiveness

貸款減免問題

after President Biden said he would not

在拜登總統說他不會

issue an executive order forgiving $50,000 in student loans.

發佈行政命令，免除5萬美元的學生貸款。

Yeah.

是啊。

Party leaders are strongly asking

黨政領導強烈要求

President Biden to reconsider,

拜登總統重新考慮。

and they're not the only ones

不只是他們

with a message for President Biden,

並給拜登總統留言。

a lot of young people are upset.

很多年輕人都不高興。

Apparently even my assistant Sona Movsesian

顯然，連我的助手索娜-莫夫謝斯安也是如此。

has something she would like to say, Sona.

有什麼東西，她想說，索納。

Thanks Conan.

謝謝柯南

By the way, Sona,

順便說一下，Sona。

I didn't know that you were that political.

我不知道你有那麼強的政治性。

I'm not,

我沒有

but as someone who had a lot of student loan debt,

但作為一個有很多助學貸款的人。

I really wanted to weigh in on this.

我真的很想參與這個問題。

Terrific, you have the floor.

太棒了，你有地板。

Go ahead

來吧，來吧

And urge President Biden, not to forgive student loans.

並敦促拜登總統，不要免除學生貸款。

Wait a minute,

等一下

you don't want him to forgive student loans?

你不想讓他免除學生貸款？

That's what I just said.

這就是我剛才說的。

You see if I didn't have crippling debt

你看，如果我沒有負債累累的話

coming out of college, I might not have been forced

大學畢業後，我可能不會被迫

to take this job as your assistant,

擔任你的助手

which I have spent all of my formative years doing.

我的所有成長歲月都在做這件事。

Yeah, that's true.

是的，這是真的。

Without student loans,

沒有學生貸款。

I might've been able to pursue one of my real passions,

我可能已經能夠追求 我真正的激情之一。

like documentary filmmaking.

如紀錄片製作。

Instead I'm here spreading hummus on a gluten-free tortilla

而我卻在無麩質玉米餅上撒鷹嘴豆泥。

just the way you like it.

只是你喜歡的方式。

Not too much hummus, okay?

不要太多鷹嘴豆泥，好嗎？

It's a really strong flavor.

這味道真的很濃。

Yeah, thin layer

是啊，薄薄的一層

By now I might've been able

現在我可能已經能夠

to direct an award-winning film

執導獲獎影片

about a girl's school in Afghanistan,

關於阿富汗的一所女子學校。

but instead I'm driving around the city,

但我卻在城市裡兜風。

looking for a chest merkin in that matches your hair color

尋找與你的頭髮顏色相匹配的胸罩梅爾金。

in case you decide to wear a v-neck

以防你決定穿V領的衣服。

It's important, the hairs show.

這很重要，毛髮露出來了。

Do they have one for down below?

下面的人有嗎？

(laughing)

（笑）

Come on Sona, you have to admit

來吧索納，你必須承認

the job does have its perks,

這工作確實有它的好處。

you get to be on a hit podcast,

你可以在一個熱門播客。

you get to appear on national television.

你可以出現在國家電視臺。

I love being famous enough

我喜歡出名

to be on the walls of dry cleaners in Glendale

在格倫代爾的乾洗店的牆壁上。

and have grown men rating my feet on WikiFeet.

並讓成年男子在WikiFeet上評價我的腳。

4.6.

4.6.

That's a pretty good rating.

這是一個相當不錯的評價。

(grunting)

（叫聲）

God.

上帝啊

In fact, I love it so much

其實，我很喜歡它

that I want to give this opportunity to other students too.

我想把這個機會也給其他學生。

So please President Biden, don't cancel student debt

所以請拜登總統不要取消學生債務

and allow students to pursue their dreams.

並讓學生追求自己的夢想。

Make sure they're desperate enough

確保他們足夠絕望

to take any assistant job that comes their way.

以接受任何助理的工作，他們的方式。

Then one of them will have to take over this job for me

那他們中的一個人就得替我做這件事了

and I can finally do something I enjoy.

我終於可以做一些我喜歡的事情。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Yeah, thank you Sona.

是啊，謝謝你Sona。

By the way you're fired.

對了，你被解僱了。

I wish!

我也想！

(screaming)

（尖叫）

All right, well, listen,

好吧，好吧，聽著。

we've got a great show tonight.

我們已經得到了一個偉大的演出今晚。

Wanda Sykes gonna be joining us.

萬達-賽克斯會加入我們

We'll take a break.

我們要休息一下。

We'll be right back.

我們馬上回來。

Terrific job, Sona.

太棒了，索娜。

Make sure, do they have that for the low back too?

確定一下，他們的腰部也有這個功能嗎？

I've got a little tuft there that needs a placing.

我那裡有一小簇需要安置。

(laughing)

（笑）

What's wrong with you.

你怎麼了

[Conan] Well, it's true. It's, it's so orange.

是真的，是真的它是，它是如此的橙色。