Name: 比爾-伯爾的體育漫談 (Bill Burr's Sports Rants)
Uploaded: 2021-02-22T18:15:41.000Z
Duration: 10 min 42 s

You're a baseball fan, I know you're a big sports fan.

你是個棒球迷，我知道你是個體育迷。

Okay, well listen. Now we have this issue of

好吧，聽著。現在我們有這個問題的

whose gonna get into the Hall of Fame, and

Letting people Bonds and Clemens in, because,

讓人家邦茲和克萊門斯進來，因為。

它是否讓你心煩意亂... ... 它是否讓你瘋狂？

我覺得他們應該用 "羅伊德"，因為。

and it'll all trickle down to us one day.

總有一天，這一切都會流傳到我們身上。

而在他們搞砸了之後，你知道的。

他們的頭得到所有的大，和他們，

他們已經... ... 他們做的歌手。

If a singer can't sing, she gets to use a steroid.

如果一個歌手不能唱歌，她就可以使用類固醇。

So they're... you say it's going to improve...

It's gonna improve the drug so that we get to use them?

它要改進藥物，讓我們可以使用它們？

they're gonna have like a steroid vaporizer.

That you can just inhale, and you're gonna have abs.

And you're gonna be banging some hot 65-year-old.

而且你會和一些65歲的辣妹子上床。

And it's all gonna be because of these athletes

而這一切都是因為這些運動員的緣故

and the sacrifices that they made. That no one appreciates.

以及他們做出的犧牲。沒有人欣賞。

它不太一樣的方式，它曾經是。

like when you go to a game, if you catch a foul ball

就像你去看比賽，如果你接住了一個犯規的球

這就是為什麼孩子們都是膩膩歪歪的胖子。

They don't have to... they don't gotta work for anything!

他們不需要... 他們不需要為任何事情工作！

First of all I don't like, when I was a kid,

首先我不喜歡，當我還是個孩子的時候。

I had to fight adults to try and get one,

我不得不和大人鬥智鬥勇，試圖得到一個。

and I never got one, and they blocked me out,

我從來沒有得到一個， 他們阻止我出去。

and that was totally acceptable in the 70's and 80's.

而這在70年代和80年代是完全可以接受的。

So now I gotta sit there, take a line shot to my hand,

所以現在我得坐在那裡，對著我的手來一發。

Declining ratings. Do you think the NFL has a problem?

收視率下降。你覺得NFL有問題嗎？

They're starting to say they're losing viewership.

他們開始說自己的收視率在下降。

No. People who care about football are still watching it.

They just, they got too big. They just went all poppy.

他們只是，他們得到了太大的。他們只是去所有罌粟花。

They had everybody dressing in pink, right?

他們讓每個人都穿上粉紅色的衣服，對嗎？

There's always jets flying over, "support the troops".

總有噴氣式飛機飛過來，"支援部隊"。

They just, they just took it way too far.

他們只是，他們只是把它的方式太遠。

What I love about sports is it's a great way to

我喜歡運動的原因是它是一個很好的方式來

tap out from the news, and just you know,

從新聞中挖掘出來，你就知道。

Now there's like all these causes are getting like

現在，有像所有這些原因是越來越像。

attached to it. Like, I was watching the World Series,

連接到它。就像，我在看世界大賽。

and I'm in the middle of watching the World Series,

and out of nowhere, they have this moment:

I'm watching a ball game, and all of a sudden

of somebody that they either know that's dying of cancer

的人，他們要麼知道，他們是死於癌症。

or died of it, in the middle of the game.

Trying to watch a game here! You don't...

and in the middle of it, hit pause and be like

並在它的中間，點擊暫停，是像

"Oh, by the way Conan, I know this guy..."

"哦，對了，柯南，我認識這個人..."

I could have lifted him up off the sheet with two fingers,

我可以用兩根手指把他從床單上抬起來。

Oh, by the way, I got molested when I was nine.

哦，順便說一下，我九歲的時候就被猥褻了。

Yes. No Super Bowl party. No Super Bowl party.

是的，沒有超級碗派對沒有超級碗派對。沒有超級碗派對。

If you're a true football fan, you do not go to

如果你是一個真正的足球迷，你不會去。

Super Bowl parties. Because it's all a bunch of losers

超級碗派對。因為這都是一群失敗者。

who don't watch it all year, and what they do is

they talk during the game, and then they shut up

他們在比賽中說話，然後他們閉嘴

during the commercial. And then the game comes back,

在廣告期間。然後遊戲回來了。

they're like "oh, how much you think that one cost?

他們會說 "哦，你覺得那個成本多少？

通過遊戲，而我只是，你知道，而我只是，你知道，

Ended up fighting, you know, with somebody.

最後和人打架了，你知道，和別人打架。

So you just are opposed to them having a party

所以你只是反對他們開派對而已

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