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  • - Hi, I'm Trixie Mattel

  • and we have a lovely special guest today.

  • (laughing)

  • - Oh, hello.

  • - I know you want us to hug...

  • - I'm back. - but that's not really..

  • - We don't... - That's not our vibe.

  • (laughing)

  • - [Instructor] Work. Work.

  • Superstar, where ya from? How's it going?

  • Hi, I'm Trixie Mattel - And I'm Katya.

  • And we are two Queens who like to watch.

  • - That's right we certainly do love to do that,

  • and together at last.

  • - Mmmm. (laughing)

  • For today's episode we have the

  • distinct pleasure of watching:

  • 'I Care a Lot'. Which features Rosamund Pike

  • as a grifter who preys upon the elderly

  • until she meets her match in Dianne Wiest.

  • - Let me tell you about the old,

  • - Okay. - they're not just for (beep)

  • (laughing)

  • (dramatic music)

  • - Spoiler alert ahead,

  • - Because there are so many riveting plot twists.

  • Watch the movie, then come back to us.

  • You don't want to get this spoiled.

  • And also, we're here to spoil your sexuality.

  • Cause once you get a load of these two hot babes.

  • - Ahhh!

  • - Nut city.

  • - Just nut city.

  • - I heard there's lesbian things in this, so I'm ready.

  • - I'm ready, let's do it.

  • - Bring on the Lesbianism.

  • (chimes)

  • - Okay. Let's meet Rosamund Pike as Marla Grayson.

  • - You need that wig.

  • - Let's talk hair.

  • This is a person who should not be trusted

  • under any circumstances.

  • - Mm hmm.

  • - (male actor) Ms. Grayson forced my mother into the home.

  • When she made it very clear that she didn't want to go.

  • - [Katya] Now, right here, we have Ron Swanson.

  • - (laughing) Yes.

  • - She has kidnapped my mother.

  • - [Trixxie] This is about Brittany.

  • - You can't care for her by doing what she wants.

  • You have to do what she needs.

  • - That's me representing myself.

  • - And that is why I can care better...

  • (laughing)

  • - I'm gonna to call up my first witness, me

  • and then you walk behind that - Wig change.

  • And then you cross examine yourself.

  • Where were you on the night of February 57th.

  • - I'm so glad you asked.

  • - Well.

  • - Duh duh duh. (laughing)

  • (movie in background)

  • - This is what I do all day, every day I care.

  • - [Ron] I care a lot.

  • - This is me after picking up my boyfriend's mail once.

  • - Yes. (laughing)

  • - All I do is care.

  • All I do and him being emotional in court

  • and her being analytical and looking mostly at the judge.

  • It's very planned.

  • It reminds me of when I won back my daughter.

  • (laughing)

  • (movie dialogue) - I agree, order upheld.

  • (inhales) Fierce!

  • [Upbeat Music]

  • - Lezzie, Lezzie, McGuire.

  • - You won?

  • I did.

  • - (host) Love that hair cut.

  • - She is hot.

  • - I love a shag.

  • She's a maniac, maniac...

  • - Uh, Jennifer... - Yes.

  • - (beep) you! I hope you get murdered,

  • and I hope you get killed (beep) (beep).

  • (spitting)

  • - Oh!

  • - (beep) no, mother (beep).

  • - Did I write this?

  • (laughing) - I know!

  • - I mean...

  • - He really is...

  • - Damn! He's mad.

  • - [Trixxie] Yeah, he is angry

  • - If you ever threaten, touch or spit on me again

  • I will grab your (beep) and (beep)

  • and I will rip them clean off.

  • You understand?

  • (laughing)

  • - I will grab your-- (beep) (beep) and (beep).

  • - I will grab your (beep), (beep), and titties.

  • (movie in background)

  • - And I'll all grabbed the breast, boobs, titties (beep) and

  • balls and also, your (beep).

  • - And I'll grab, the (beep), wiener,

  • - And the (beep)

  • - And the (beep).

  • (laughing) And I will break them off.

  • And he's plucked, he's plucked.

  • Marla Grayson and her partner here

  • are stocking their next victim.

  • And I have to say, I don't just want inclusion

  • in movies.

  • Show gay people, for the often, awful people they are.

  • - No debt, no criminal record.

  • - [Katya] That's me with you and your daily activities.

  • Just taking pictures. (laughing)

  • - And she is sitting on a pile of cash. - Hmm.

  • - [Trixxie] Day drinking

  • - [Katya] Day drinking and E-Cigs.

  • - [Trixxie] People really vape.

  • - They do, smoking is embarrassing.

  • Vaping is humiliating.

  • - But drag, totally dignified.

  • - Absolutely.

  • (laughing)

  • - Karen.

  • - I'm sorry. Is it Kahrin?

  • - Pull the trigger on Jennifer Peterson.

  • - [Katya] Shoot her.

  • Just shoot her.

  • - Pull the trigger on her. Are you sure?

  • - I love day drinking.

  • - [Trixxie] You will never catch me before

  • (beep) 5:00 PM drinking.

  • - Really? - No, it just makes me tired.

  • - Interesting because I have these photographs

  • of you drinking and you're--

  • - It's me crouched naked with a flask.

  • (laughing)

  • - [Male Voice] Do you think you can take her on

  • as one of your wards?

  • I know you have a lot in your fold already.

  • - [Trixxie] Let me think about it.

  • - [Katya] I'll find a rib in my heart.

  • - Yes. If you need me to take care of her,

  • I can take care of her.

  • - I love this woman so far.

  • I know she's supposed to be a villain, whatever.

  • - Whatever, I don't care.

  • - Take the elderly, ring them out

  • like rags (beep) and get your hair cut every six days.

  • (chimes)

  • - Question for you? - Sure.

  • You are, um, entering the Twilight of your life.

  • Okay? Physical functions are, uh.

  • - Failing.

  • - Failing, ceasing.

  • Perhaps there's Alzheimer's on the horizon.

  • - Mm hmm.

  • What's your palliative care plan?

  • What's the, what's the goal?

  • What's the--

  • - Well my goal is to just keep saving money.

  • So that later on in life, I can pay people

  • to take care of me.

  • - And who are these people?

  • - Strangers. - Okay.

  • Young gay nurses would be great.

  • What do you think?

  • - Hmm, my family...

  • - You're not gonna make it.

  • - Mar, it's...

  • (laughing)

  • So I'm old-fashioned.

  • Once we get a real clear indication

  • that, it's, it's a wrap.

  • - It's a wrap.

  • You just roll me right off the edge of the cliff.

  • - Midsommer. - Yes.

  • Literally Midsommer.

  • - I'm talking. I want real height.

  • - Yeah.

  • - You're not going to whack me with a mallet,

  • cause it's gonna work the first time.

  • - Yeah, you should go big.

  • I want you to do like Sears Tower.

  • - Blow me up. Bam! (inaudible)

  • - Hell yeah, hell yeah.

  • Here's where they're going to arrive

  • at the home of Jennifer Peterson.

  • - Mm hmm.

  • Take her to a care facility.

  • I believe Dianne Wiest has an Oscar.

  • - She's got to have one.

  • - Let's get her one, if she doesn't have one.

  • (knocking)

  • - [Trixxie] Is that my hooker?

  • Is this about my Goop membership. (laughing)

  • - May I show you this?

  • - Oh, I'm going to need my reading glasses,

  • I'll be right back.

  • - See, can't take care of herself,

  • a danger to herself and to others. Blind.

  • - When we cease to be able to take

  • adequate care of ourselves, the state steps in to help.

  • - I'm not struggling.

  • - [Trixxie] I'm having the best sex of my life.

  • - You have to come with me.

  • - I'm not going anywhere.

  • - This is a court order and if you don't comply with it,

  • I'm afraid you may be in some trouble.

  • - [Trixxie] Are there cops there?

  • - The cops.

  • - Oh my God!

  • - Oh my God.

  • - Does this happen?

  • Is every movie based on real?

  • - The Titanic

  • - The Titanic, Corpse Bride.

  • (laughing)

  • - [Katya] Here's your blanket.

  • I don't want you to die of hypothermia.

  • - I would put an airline pillow around their neck

  • and two air pods in their nose for fake oxygen.

  • - Tape their head to the back of the headrest.

  • - Tape. (laughing)

  • This is horrible.

  • - Brittle bones.

  • - But it is funny. - Here's some vitamin D.

  • - [Katya] Me walking into Folsom.

  • - Yeah. (laughing)

  • - Wow. I'd forgotten how big they are.

  • - [Katya] Okay. A child's bed.

  • - It's kinda nice though.

  • A child's bed.

  • - Do you have a cell phone?

  • Unlock it.

  • I'll store my number.

  • - Oh my G-- No, no.

  • - Ooh, my own boyfriend of five years.

  • What's your passcode?

  • Wouldn't you like to (beep) know?

  • (laughing)

  • Like I'm not telling anybody that.

  • - He doesn't know your middle name.

  • - My Postmates, what's the door code?

  • I'm like, I live here,

  • not you. Unless you're delivering

  • and you live here. We're (beep) in the street.

  • I can't have you in here, my chotzkies.

  • - My water for Crystal.

  • - Uhh! My Faberge eggs.

  • (laughing)

  • - Take care of Ms. Peterson.

  • - [Trixxie] She was in her house vibing a couple hours ago.

  • Yeah. Now look, get your laws off my granny.

  • (techno music)

  • - eBay, here we come.

  • - Yes. See if this was two gay men grifting, they'd be like

  • well, we can't sell that,

  • I have to keep that.

  • - I know. (laughing)

  • That's gonna be perfect for the guest room.

  • - That's going into storage.

  • - Is this a yarn?

  • This is a yarn art.

  • Oh, I'm keeping that.

  • (laughing)

  • (upbeat music)

  • (both) Faberge eggs!

  • (laughing)

  • - Yes, yes!

  • - (inhales) It's the key to her chastity belt

  • [Beep] Cage.

  • (laughing)

  • - Wow, her (beep) cage!

  • - Plot twist.

  • (techno music)

  • Finally. I was like, are we

  • going to get a sex scene or not?

  • I love this movie.

  • - [Katya] This is great.

  • - This is [(Beep)

  • - I'm like genuinely, sincerely--

  • - You really had the nerve

  • to show us 18 Vanessa Hudgens movies a year

  • and then bust this out like it's nothing.

  • - Nothing.

  • (chimes)

  • - This is insanity.

  • - Is this really what happens to people,

  • is that are ignorant?

  • - I mean, imagine perhaps it does,

  • if a person is literally lying

  • in a hoarding nest filled with their own

  • (beep)

  • - Well, I guess if you were older

  • and wealthy and you didn't have children around you

  • somebody could just show up and said

  • your doctor says we have to take care of you.

  • And you know what I'm thinking too.

  • Some people might, after being told earnestly

  • that they can't take care of themselves.

  • They might be like, I can't.

  • - Oh, you're right.

  • - Now I'm afraid to be old with money.

  • - I know.

  • - They're going to 10-99 me.

  • That's a tax form.

  • They're going to 10-99 me.

  • (laughing)

  • (chimes)

  • - [Narrator] Now we enter the offices

  • of Jennifer's son who happens to be Oh, a Russian mob boss.

  • - [Katya] Oh, Peter Dinklage.

  • - Peter Dinklage.

  • (both) Oh my God.

  • Did you write this movie?

  • - I think I wrote this movie. - You wrote this movie

  • I think you wrote this movie.

  • - Did we lose any an in-transit?

  • - Three.

  • Oh (beep).

  • - Lost three women in-transit.

  • - That little minion with the blonde hair

  • has the same haircut

  • as the antagonist here.

  • - Oh my God, she does.

  • - She checked herself into a care home.

  • - No. She's there by court order.

  • She's now a ward of the state.

  • - This is a shift in the pot,

  • and the shift is called Wrong Queen monologuing.

  • - Exactly! (laughing)

  • Wrong kidnapping.

  • - How did this happen.

  • - Marla Grayson.

  • - Ah!

  • (chimes)

  • - So here we have Dianne Wiest's lawyer

  • trying to buy her back from Marla.

  • I'm about two clicks from being completely evil.

  • I think I'd be fabulous at her job.

  • - [Katya] You'd be ruthless.

  • - [Ericson] These all your wards?

  • - What can I do for you Mr. Ericson?

  • - Must be a hell of a responsibility, all these people.

  • - This is the serial killer's basement with the victims.

  • You know what I mean?

  • - I'm sorry, is that one of your headshots?

  • - Stop! (laughing)

  • - Are those all of your headshots.

  • - I'm not here to ruin your business,

  • I'm happy for you to keep milking

  • these poor vulnerable people

  • for as long as you damn well, please.

  • - [Trixxie] Just not this cow.

  • - She has very powerful friends who can make life

  • uncomfortable for you--

  • - I want to be in the mob.

  • This is fierce.

  • - No, I don't want to be the mob.

  • I wanna have family in the mob.

  • - Yes. I want to be untouchable.

  • Your brother, Brian, the faggy one.

  • Yeah, go down there and break his boyfriend's legs.

  • He won't take the trash out?

  • I want that. I'm like, (clapping)

  • - I wonder what, get the sledge hammer.

  • I wonder what Uncle Carmen would have to say about that.

  • - I don't have to do this.

  • - [Trixxie] You seemed ready to do it.

  • Yeah. Alligator suit.

  • - He opens it. I don't have to do this.

  • It's backgammon.

  • This is how we're going to settle this--

  • (laughing)

  • - Parcheesi. - Mahjong.

  • - It's $150,000 in cash.

  • I can go to 250.

  • - How about..

  • - 5 million? - 10 million.

  • - 5 Million?

  • - 3 Million.

  • - Curtis will validate your parking on the way out.

  • - [Trixxie] Oh my gosh she's a ball buster.

  • (chimes)

  • - [Katya] So spooked Marla goes back

  • to the care facility to confront

  • Jennifer on who the hell she hired

  • Work.

  • - Jennifer.

  • - [Katya] Hey (beep).

  • Hey flop.

  • Hey flop.

  • - Jennifer. Do you know a man named Dean Erickson?

  • - [Trixxie] Is she drugged?

  • - Oh you are in trouble now.

  • - Ha. Really? Why?

  • Tell me who you are.

  • - Oh, you're a robber.

  • - Me on two gummies, but a Postmates arrives

  • that I don't remember ordering.

  • You're a robber.

  • Tell me who you are.

  • Jennifer. Tell me.

  • - [Trixxie] Jesus.

  • - I'm the worst mistake you'll ever make.

  • (laughing)

  • - Oh, they're gonna tie your (beep) to a cement brick

  • and throw it in the (beep) river girl. It's over.

  • - And I can make things very bad for you.

  • - Then have at it you little crock of (beep).

  • (laughing)

  • - Mother (beep).

  • - Crock of (beep) - C.O.C.

  • (chimes)

  • - Now let me ask you something.

  • - Yeah.

  • What would you do if I arrived with a bunch of guys

  • in white coats and try to cart you off to the funny farm.

  • - I would say,

  • what kind of food did they? - I was just going to say.

  • - Like honestly.

  • - Queen-size bed.

  • - Yeah, my mom who I love so much, she's taking care

  • of old people her whole life.

  • Being a caretaker has always been

  • like when it comes time for me, put me

  • to somewhere with people, my age, where I can be comfortable

  • and don't feel bad about it.

  • She would rather just not be a burden to her children.

  • And to me should be exclusively a burden.

  • I let her visit Los Angeles for one week a year.

  • I put her in the wheelchair.

  • I take her on a Hollywood Boulevard.

  • Then I say, don't touch anything.

  • She doesn't even stay the night.

  • She has an outgoing flight the same day.

  • - We drive her through West Hollywood beach

  • - We go back past the airport.

  • So, back to Roman, he's furious.

  • - [Katya] Okay. And he's ready to

  • send his goons to the care facility.

  • - Send in the goons,

  • What would you like mob name be?

  • You got a big--

  • [Beep]

  • [Beep]

  • - Gaping.

  • [Beep]

  • - Yeah, yeah.

  • - Jennifer Peterson is dead.

  • - [Trixxie] Oh my God. Jennifer Peterson is dead?

  • - [Katya] The plot thickens.

  • - The woman we have, Marla, isn't Jennifer Peterson,

  • she just stole the identity of a dead child.

  • - [Trixxie] Her real name Celene Dion.

  • I love these mobsters interpretation

  • of what nice people look

  • - Oh, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • - Tell you what, Why don't I try and get

  • Jennifer's guardian on the phone.

  • (taser. Groaning)

  • - Find her, go!

  • - There's nothing more comical

  • than like ham-fisted henchman.

  • - I know.

  • Like the... (sound effects)

  • - Are they gonna find her?

  • - [Katya] I doubt it. - No.

  • - Get down on the ground.

  • - Oh my God.

  • Do they just shoot people?

  • Shoot the tank. Shoot the tank. - Please.

  • - About (beep) time.

  • [Gunshots]

  • - [Katya] Oh, not a (beep) air-can.

  • - Not an animaniacs knockout.

  • - Seriously.

  • - [Trixxie] They're leaving him.

  • Get out.

  • - Hi.

  • (muffled conversation)

  • (chimes)

  • - [Trixxie] Okay. Well we've got another confrontation

  • at the care facility.

  • - Work.

  • - You are connected to the Russian mafia.

  • - He'll kill you next.

  • - [Trixxie] What is this vape?

  • I feel like it's getting bigger every shot.

  • - She's going to have this--

  • - [Trixxie] That is a Pillsbury can of biscuits.

  • - You're going to die in here alone and in terrible pain.

  • - Work!

  • - I mean, with this haircut, you're asking to be choked.

  • Look at this now. Oh, that neck.

  • - So now that they've put Jennifer in a psych hospital

  • they know the Russian mob is gonna on their (beep).

  • So they're preparing to leave town

  • - [Trixxie] Oh my God, in the leg.

  • - [Katya] What happened.

  • - Every single person that has ever been kidnapped

  • in the United States of America in a parking garage.

  • - I don't know.

  • I've never been kidnapped.

  • - Hello? Marla Grayson.

  • - [Katya] Yes.

  • - [Trixxie] I love it.

  • Torture the (beep) and let her have it.

  • That hair shake out.

  • - You remind me of someone I knew when I was younger

  • I cut all her fingers off with a bread knife.

  • She's buried underneath a Jimmy John's now.

  • - That woman, Denise Richards.

  • - Ow!

  • I would already be hurting this woman.

  • I'm sorry, I like, I will be snipping

  • the webbing of the fingers.

  • - We're not doing any chit chat,

  • we're not doing any chit chat

  • take one the ears, lets get cutting.

  • - And my bet is that $10 million.

  • That's not such a big deal for you.

  • - I love my mum I'm not giving 10 million.

  • I'm sorry, a buck fifty.

  • - Just pay me off, It's the easiest way.

  • - [Trixxie] I would kill her.

  • (intense music)

  • - [Katya] She's gonna survive that.

  • - [Trixxie] she's gonna survive.

  • - Oh Mary, this is not it.

  • She's going to live. And I'm going to be pissed.

  • - Of course she's going to live. I hate it.

  • (water splashing)

  • - [Trixxie] You and I are in the

  • background doing synchronized diving.

  • - [Katya] Yeah.

  • (chimes)

  • - Why do we think people driving cars

  • into oceans kills them automatically.

  • - Impact (beep) head against the dashboard.

  • Bam! not having any kind of

  • where with all to like take a deep breath

  • and start to re-strategized, but--

  • - I would damage her in a way

  • that puts her in a home for life app.

  • - Absolutely.

  • - How do you like how it feels?

  • - You do up medical, medical torture.

  • - Medical torture

  • - Psychosis. Well, not lobotomy

  • because you want her to be aware of her plate.

  • - Right? Crucially artist's curse.

  • Now can I offer you one of these

  • during this break in this film

  • - Thank you so much.

  • Is this real?

  • - What's the worst way to die?

  • - I mean, anything that involves pain

  • for more than three seconds.

  • - Meet and greet.

  • (laughing)

  • - Death by meet and greet.

  • Marla and Fran have made it

  • out alive and they're getting ready for revenge.

  • So your disguise is Dana Carvey?

  • - [Katya] I know Cersei from Game of Thrones.

  • - If you try to do something illegal

  • and you try to use a wig

  • it's going to be more of a red flag that it can't wash.

  • - That better be like a full lace,

  • that's kind of thin, you know.

  • (intense music)

  • - [Trixxie] she's like my revenge.

  • Take a big dump in the park garage. All levels

  • a six and a half inch wet turd on each level.

  • (laughing)

  • Will get the message across just fine.

  • - Where's Jackson?

  • - Hello again.

  • - Oh, love it - (beep) oh.

  • (chimes)

  • - All right a jogger is about to find

  • Roman's body and he's alive.

  • And they're gonna bring him to hospital,

  • Peter Dinklage, can I have your autograph?

  • Oh, she's there.

  • She's got fabulous shoes.

  • - [Katya] Incredible shoes.

  • - If you're going to be evil, do it in style (beep).

  • - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • - You want to hear an interesting fact?

  • When an incapacitated

  • John Doe is found, the state automatically

  • appoints them a legal guardian

  • to oversee their treatment and welfare.

  • You know where this is going, right?

  • I can do whatever I want with you.

  • Now lets find a nurse to get that tube

  • out your throat, so you can arrange

  • for $10 million to be moved into my account.

  • - [Trixxie] I think you should start

  • with eating me out as an apology.

  • [Bell Rings]

  • - Ding dong. - Ding dong.

  • I wrote this movie, I wrote this movie.

  • (chimes)

  • - Peter Dinklage has asked Marla to be in like a team.

  • Cause he's like, you know what?

  • You are the worst,

  • but you are very smart.

  • - If you can't beat them, join 'em.

  • - Sometimes it's okay to work with people

  • you don't necessarily like

  • (laughing)

  • - [Narrator] Know who you are.

  • Ask yourself, am I an insider?

  • Or am I an outsider?

  • - [Trixxie] Is she evil? or is she just a bad(beep)?

  • - Well, she's definitely a bad(beep).

  • The real evil is the fact that what she's doing is

  • a hundred percent legal.

  • - That's the thing he's arguably worse,

  • If he's burying people under the Jimmy John's.

  • - Hey (beep).

  • - I don't have time.

  • (gun shot)

  • - No! Oh my God help.

  • - Work!

  • - Help, help!

  • - [Trixxie] Dianne Wiest, she is eating today.

  • - She's like....

  • (movie chatter) (laughing)

  • (chimes)

  • I love this movie.

  • This movie's good.

  • - This is fantastic.

  • - Damn! This movie has truly--

  • - Everything!

  • Dianne Wiest.

  • - Peter Dinklage.

  • - White suits

  • - Driving off the cliff. - Yeah.

  • Blow darts in the leg.

  • - Beard modeling.

  • - Needles in the neck.

  • - Nudity.

  • - Lesbianism - Lesbianism.

  • - Russian mafia.

  • - I love this. Go watch, 'I Care A lot'

  • on Netflix. Oh my God.

  • - It was riveting.

  • - I loved it.

  • - Goodbye. - Goodbye.

  • - [Trixxie] Bye. See you at the elderly care center.

  • (regal music)

- Hi, I'm Trixie Mattel

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