I saw a lot of really interesting things there.

我在那裡看到了很多非常有趣的東西。

But this incident in particular, I felt like it deserved a video.

但這件事特別是，我覺得它應該有一個視頻。

Blogged all of itself.

博客了自己的所有。

High murder warrant.

高額謀殺令。

Tomato sauce, Thai chili sauce, honey mustard sauce, Taiwan sweet spicy Caesar cheese sauce E you can.

番茄醬、泰國辣椒醬、蜂蜜芥末醬、臺灣甜辣凱撒奶酪醬E你可以。

You want me to take a picture of it?

你要我給它拍張照片嗎？

E o e.

E o e.

I need this one, right?

我需要這個，對吧？

No, it's not E o.

不，這不是E O。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Who are you?

你是誰？

You wanna be in it?

你想加入嗎？

Okay, about I don't know.

好吧，關於我不知道。

I don't know who you are.

我不知道你是誰

He's your employees.

他是你的員工。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Hello.

你好啊

I can't take a photo like that.

我不會拍這樣的照片。

No, I would lose my job.

不，我會失去工作的。

E Oh, my God!

哦，我的上帝！

Nice big Popsicle.

漂亮的大冰棒。

So it's ice?

所以這是冰塊？

Yeah, s good for summer.

是啊，這很適合夏天。

Hey, why?

嘿，為什麼？

Why is this one Blue E What happened?

為什麼是這個藍E發生了什麼？

So that peace peace flew for peace?

讓平安為平安而飛？

Why this one?

為什麼是這個？

Purple Free.

紫色免費。

Really?

真的嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Why you are here?

你為什麼在這裡？

Because I'm cute.

因為我很可愛。

I'm cute.

我很可愛。

So you gave me a giant Penis.

所以你給了我一個巨大的陰莖。

E didn't stop it.

E沒有阻止它。

Stop it!

停下來！

Stop it!

停下來！

They gave it to me for free.

他們免費給了我。

But it's veiny.

但它的脈絡。

It's very veiny on its red e.

它的紅色e上很有紋路。

I've never seen on this thing.

我從來沒有在這個東西上看到。

E don't think it'll fit.

我不認為它會適合。

How do you feel about?

你覺得怎麼樣？

I really don't think it'll fit my mouth like I'm not even joking like it's It's bigger than like my face, the way you guys watching way, what things is attracting, like all the wrong people.

我真的不認為它會適合我的嘴一樣，我什至不開玩笑喜歡它的它比喜歡我的臉大，你們看的方式，什麼東西是吸引，喜歡所有的錯誤的人。

So I've eaten this down to the point where it doesn't look like a dick anymore, but I can't get rid of it.

所以我把這東西吃下去，已經不像個雞巴了，但我卻無法擺脫它。

There's nowhere to throw out garbage, and I feel like everyone is staring at me and I'm like, afraid to walk La Booth Road with.

沒有地方扔垃圾，我覺得每個人都在盯著我，我就像，害怕走拉布斯路與。

So like, what do we dio?

那麼，我們該怎麼辦？

Ironically, the place that we're at right now is called Well, in the first this video, the video's parent like, Sure.

諷刺的是，我們現在所在的地方叫嗯，在第一個這個視頻中，視頻的家長像，當然。

Hi, buddy.

嗨，夥計。

Oh, no, that's not free.

哦，不，這不是免費的。

That's not for you.

這不是給你的。

That's not for you.

這不是給你的。

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不。

That's my Penis.

這是我的陰莖。

That no.

這不。