Name: 柯南與索娜比拼大屌史。"柯南-奧布萊恩需要一個朋友" (Conan & Sona Compete In Big Dick History: The Quiz – "Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend")
Uploaded: 2021-02-19T18:56:04.000Z
Duration: 15 min 1 s

How is this doing by the way, this Big Dick History?

對了，這個大屌史是怎麼做的？

We stumbled upon it the way one stumbles upon

我們偶然發現了它，就像一個人偶然發現...

And then suddenly you guys are telling me

and we have to do it again, which leads me to believe

我們還得再來一次，這讓我相信。

that there's been some kind of response out there.

是啊，大雞巴歷史，嗯，它是大的。大雞巴歷史，嗯，它是大的。

它在創造歷史，而且是個大屌。

It combines things that people are fascinated by.

It's history with those history podcasts do very well.

這是歷史與那些歷史播客做的非常好。

I mean, I know you are really into like dates and details

我的意思是，我知道你真的很喜歡日期和細節。

but I'm just like how big was the dick that was involved?

但我只是喜歡有多大的傢伙是參與？

Well if this is something that America wants

我的意思是，這不能咬我們的屁股。

The bigger the Dick, the bigger the fall, but who cares?

屌絲越大，跌幅越大，但誰會在乎呢？

We're going to do something today called Big Dick History,

我們今天要做的事情叫大屌史。

好吧，我只是大喊你的名字只是大喊你的名字。

Number one, what historical figures, swaying

第一，什麼歷史人物，搖曳多姿。

and weighing was described by a Time Magazine journalist

時代週刊》的記者曾這樣描述道。

in 1927, as a quote "maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace?"

在1927年，作為一個報價 "麥芽條的鹿皮鞋帶？"

等一下，我可以聽到這個問題嗎？我能聽到這個問題嗎？

晃晃悠悠，重重的，被描述為。

in 1927 as a maltreated strip of buckskin shoelace?

阿爾伯特王子？還是弗拉基米爾-列寧？

They actually claim to have Napoleon's penis.

他們居然說自己有拿破崙的陰莖。

The others would not be available for inspection

My understanding is it's actually at like a book sellers.

我的理解是，它其實是在像賣書的。

Keep in mind, a lot of this research is rumor based,

請記住，這些研究很多都是基於謠言。

但為了我們的目的，誰在乎呢？

You know, it's not only owned, Napoleon's penis

你知道，它不僅擁有，拿破崙的陰莖

Yeah. When this guy is reading "Fifty Shades of Grey"

是啊，當這傢伙讀《五十度灰》時當這傢伙讀 "五十度灰 "的時候 When this guy is reading "Fifty Shades of Grey"

he's tired and he wants to just turn in for the night,

he puts Napoleon's penis into the book and shuts it.

他把拿破崙的陰莖放進書裡，然後關上。

After he uses it to floss his teeth. Okay next question.

在他用它來剔牙之後。好吧，下一個問題。

How can you go too far on Big Dick History?

你知道你能做什麼，你剛剛也做了。

I think that's where we draw the line for Big Dick History.

我想這就是我們給大屌歷史劃定的界限。

Number two, actor Gary Cooper was nicknamed

第二，演員加里-庫珀的綽號是：

the Pennsylvania pipeline, New York pork,

賓夕法尼亞州的管道，紐約的豬肉。

老忠實，還是蒙大拿州的騾子？

No, don't start this again, this is Big Dick History.

不，不要再開始了，這是大屌歷史。

只是儘量大方地輸掉一些方式。

I thought we were asking what's the best way to get oil

我想我們是在問什麼是最好的方法讓油

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apparently

ridiculous

multiple

awful