- First shot of the day, what a treat.

- 今天的第一個鏡頭，真是太爽了。

- It's 7 a.m!

- 現在是早上7點！

(upbeat country rock music continues)

（歡快的鄉村搖滾音樂繼續）

- All my friends in one place, how lucky we are.

- 我所有的朋友都在一個地方，我們是多麼幸運。

- When they call for me,

- 當他們叫我的時候

then I will be present and available.

那麼，我就會出現在這裡，並提供。

I'm just going to walk you around the bunkhouse a little bit

我只是要陪你在宿舍周圍走一走而已

point out some of the most cowboy stuff in here.

指出一些最 牛仔的東西在這裡。

A chess board. Chess is a game invented by cowboys

一個棋盤。國際象棋是由牛仔發明的一種遊戲。

in the year 1830.

在1830年。

We're missing a pawn.

我們少了一個棋子

- No, you're kidding! Shit.

- 不，你在開玩笑！媽的！

- Five things you didn't know about Ian Bohen.

- 五件你不知道的關於Ian Bohen的事情。

Ian Bohen is a B positive blood type.

Ian Bohen是B型陽性血。

(gunshots)

（槍聲）

He's a very good golfer.

他是一個非常好的高爾夫球手。

Ian Bohen is a tennis hustler.

伊恩-波昂是一個網球金光黨。

He'll pretend he doesn't know what he's doing,

他會裝作不知道自己在做什麼。

and then he will fucking smoke you.

然後他就會他媽的抽你。

- That's pretty fucking descriptive.

- 這是相當他媽的描述性。

- He's a man of refined tastes,

- 他是個品味高雅的人。

(hollering)

（叫喊聲）

but he also has a lot of fun sort of fucking around

但他也有很多樂趣排序他媽的周圍

and rolling around in the dirt.

並在土裡打滾。

(grunting)

（叫聲）

Ian Bohen rules.

伊恩-波昂規則。

- I play pool very seriously. I take it very seriously,

- 我打撞球非常認真。我非常認真地對待它。

as serious as his face right now.

就像他現在的臉一樣嚴肅。

- Denim Richards is a vegan.

- Denim Richards是個素食主義者

Denim Richards is a very, very talented opera singer.

丹妮姆-理查茲是一位非常非常有才華的歌劇演員。

(opera singing)

(戲曲唱腔)

Denim Richards is incredibly emotionally intelligent

丹尼姆-理查茲在感情上非常聰明

and has helped me

並幫助我

through some of the hardest times of my life.

經歷了我生命中最艱難的時刻。

- That's what we call karma, bitch!

- 這就是我們所說的因果報應，婊子！

Denim Richards loves Boston terriers.

Denim Richards喜歡波士頓梗。

I think has like seven Boston terriers almost literally.

我想有七隻波士頓梗幾乎是真的。

And Denim Richards loves the film The Danish Girl.

而丹妮姆-理查茲喜歡電影《丹麥女孩》。

He once told me that was an elite acting movie.

他曾經告訴我，那是一部精英演技電影。

- You just don't appreciate quality filmmaking.

- 你只是不懂得欣賞高質量的電影製作。

- Oh no. Yeah. We lost one.

- 哦，不。是啊，我們失去了一個。我們失去了一個。

So now we're using a, like, wood screw.

所以現在我們用的是木頭螺絲。

- This is about-

- 這是關於...

- Loser has to go like this

- 輸家要這樣走

(Growling)

（咆哮）

- I'm not kidding,

- 我不是在開玩笑。

This is actually how I would warm up for Teeter.

其實我也會這樣為蒂特熱身。

- I really liked this hair.

- 我很喜歡這個髮型。

- ♪ Cut it myself with kitchen scissors. ♪

- *我自己用廚房剪刀剪開它* *Cut it myself with kitchen scissors.

♪ When I was a little anxious the other day. ♪

當我有點焦慮的一天。 ?

- I feel so handsome.

- 我覺得自己好帥。

I feel really handsome.

我覺得自己真的很帥。

- You know, I feel really handsome too.

- 你知道嗎，我也覺得自己很帥。

- Okay, well great.

- 好吧，很好。

- I feel really handsome. I'm dropping some weight,

- 我覺得自己真的很帥。我的體重下降了

I feel really handsome.

我覺得自己真的很帥。

This is how our whole like working experience has gone.

這就是我們整個喜歡工作的經歷。

- So, five things that people do not know

- 那麼，大家不知道的五件事

about Jefferson White.

關於傑弗遜-懷特。

He loves pugs to the point, if we see a pug on the street,

他喜歡巴哥犬到，如果我們在街上看到一隻巴哥犬。

while we're driving, we must pull over

車到山前必有路，路到橋頭必有橋

and greet this pug in person. It's ridiculous.

並親自迎接這隻哈巴狗。太可笑了

Loves coffee. Cold brew, especially.

喜歡咖啡。尤其是冷泡咖啡。

Every single morning, it's his ritual to wake up

每天早上，他都會有一個儀式，就是起床。

and go to a coffee shop, and do edits

然後去咖啡店，做編輯。

on all of his friends' comedy stuff.

在他所有朋友的喜劇東西。

He gives a lot to a lot of productions of his friends.

他給了很多朋友的很多製作。

because his biggest thing

因為他最大的事情

is making sure that his friends feel empowered.

正在確保他的朋友們感到有力量。

Everything that he does

他所做的一切

comes from a place of wanting to make people laugh.

來自於想讓人笑的地方。

And so you cannot beat that.

所以你不能打。

(upbeat country rock music)

(歡快的鄉村搖滾音樂)