All you have to do is think about somebody.

你所要做的就是想一個人。

Bring them into your being into your energy field and let the rest take care of itself.

把它們帶入你的存在，進入你的能量場，讓剩下的事情自己解決。

I'll show you how it's done.

我教你怎麼做。

You had me at all by yourself, you shirtless Canadian now but Florida feverishly meditating this week's breakdown.

你有我在所有的自己，你無衫的加拿大人現在，但佛羅里達州熱衷於冥想本週的故障。

Master the mind job and you'll cut your loo budget in half Wranglers or not choice, but the you fit crotch will make a great splurge receptacle.

掌握思想工作，你會將你的廁所預算減少一半Wranglers或不選擇，但你適合的襠部將使一個偉大的花錢容器。

I'd rather just take yoga classes until I could blow myself.

我寧願只上瑜伽課，直到我可以自爆。

I'm this far.

我已經走到這一步了。

Yeah, not only does it feel great, this is also a discreet way to kill time during the slow parts of church.

是啊，不僅感覺很好，這也是一種謹慎的方式，在教堂的慢速部分打發時間。

Hey, since your hands are free, why not play with your B cups?

嘿，既然你的手是自由的，為什麼不玩你的B杯？

If I could ejaculate without using my hands, I would eat Buffalo wings right because they're so delicious.

如果我不用手就能射精，我就會吃水牛翅，因為水牛翅太好吃了。

Get so messy turning kind of red.

變得好亂變種紅。

It's like this whole body is ashamed of what's about to happen.

就像這全身都在為即將發生的事情而感到羞愧。

Alright, he's either fighting off a big sneeze or his energy field is being plowed by a sexy ghost.

好吧，他要麼是打了個大噴嚏，要麼就是他的能量場被一個性感的鬼魂給犁了。

Wrap it up.

把它包起來。

The family waiting to get their Easter portrait taken is a little freaked out.

等著拍復活節肖像的一家人有些抓狂。

You don't also feels pretty great during sex.

你不也是在做愛的時候感覺相當棒。

Another person there you have it under one minute seems like a good way to gunk up your zipper.

另一個人在那裡，你有它在一分鐘內似乎是一個很好的方式來堵塞你的拉鍊。

I'm just glad he doesn't feel the need to prove it.

我只是很高興他不覺得有必要證明這一點。

And for that, we thank you.

為此，我們感謝你們。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

May Zeus honor us with something Next.

願宙斯用一些東西來紀念我們 下一個。

Killing your bumba grand interpreted or ignored Alyssa The Smooth Still not as weird as a pool party.

殺死你的布巴大解讀還是無視阿麗莎-順利還是不如泳池派對來得詭異。

Bryan Singer's house.

布萊恩-辛格的房子。

Shame on you, Brian, for scarring these boys for life with your crappy superhero remakes.

你真丟人，布萊恩，你用你的超級英雄重製版給這些孩子留下了一輩子的傷痕。

Now let's find out how centers Air made in this week's breakdown.

現在讓我們來看看本週的分析中，Air是如何做出的中心。

Thes telling the Vela's air getting goddamn ridiculous.

他們告訴Vela的空氣越來越荒謬了。

A sexy equestrian, the scenery, the Spanish narration.

一個性感的馬術，風景，西班牙的解說。

It's all very romantic.

這一切都很浪漫。

This may be the most beautiful video I've ever seen.

這可能是我見過的最美的視頻。

Come on, this I know it's not Peyton Manning getting limber in the off season.

來吧，這個我知道不是佩頓-曼寧在休賽期變得四肢發達。

That's a horse doing yoga.

那是一匹馬在做瑜伽。

That Philly really wants a great ass.

那個菲利真的很想要一個好屁股。

You should do horse plates.

你應該做馬牌。

All the exercise in the world won't help that face.

世界上所有的運動都無助於那張臉。

Don't forget to point your hubs.

不要忘了點你的樞紐。

Beats getting whipped for three miles of the Kentucky Derby.

勝過在肯塔基德比的三英里比賽中被鞭打。

My yoga instructor almost never kisses me.

我的瑜伽教練幾乎從不吻我。

Just dip your junk and salt already.

只要沾上你的垃圾和鹽已經。

I'd like to place a $10.

我想下10元錢。

Exactly that the jockey finishes first.

正是騎師先完成。

You want anything and they're off to screw in the stables.

你想要什麼，他們就去馬廄裡搞。

That's how he became the horse Fister on before three of you tell me you already saw this video on at midnight?

他就這樣成了馬菲斯特上前三你們告訴我，你們已經在午夜時分看到了這個視頻？

No, that I found out about it after it was too late to make a change.

不，那是我發現後來不及改變的。

Maybe I should watch the show more.

也許我應該多看節目。

I do like to play along at home.

我確實喜歡在家裡一起玩。

As soon as anyone yells points, I turn off my TV on for that, we say nama stay.

只要有人喊分，我就會為此把電視打開，我們說納摩留。