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  • This is how to have a tantric orgasm called by yourself.

    這就是自己叫的密宗高潮的方法。

  • All you have to do is think about somebody.

    你所要做的就是想一個人。

  • Bring them into your being into your energy field and let the rest take care of itself.

    把它們帶入你的存在,進入你的能量場,讓剩下的事情自己解決。

  • I'll show you how it's done.

    我教你怎麼做。

  • You had me at all by yourself, you shirtless Canadian now but Florida feverishly meditating this week's breakdown.

    你有我在所有的自己,你無衫的加拿大人現在,但佛羅里達州熱衷於冥想本週的故障。

  • Master the mind job and you'll cut your loo budget in half Wranglers or not choice, but the you fit crotch will make a great splurge receptacle.

    掌握思想工作,你會將你的廁所預算減少一半Wranglers或不選擇,但你適合的襠部將使一個偉大的花錢容器。

  • I'd rather just take yoga classes until I could blow myself.

    我寧願只上瑜伽課,直到我可以自爆。

  • I'm this far.

    我已經走到這一步了。

  • Yeah, not only does it feel great, this is also a discreet way to kill time during the slow parts of church.

    是啊,不僅感覺很好,這也是一種謹慎的方式,在教堂的慢速部分打發時間。

  • Hey, since your hands are free, why not play with your B cups?

    嘿,既然你的手是自由的,為什麼不玩你的B杯?

  • If I could ejaculate without using my hands, I would eat Buffalo wings right because they're so delicious.

    如果我不用手就能射精,我就會吃水牛翅,因為水牛翅太好吃了。

  • Get so messy turning kind of red.

    變得好亂變種紅。

  • It's like this whole body is ashamed of what's about to happen.

    就像這全身都在為即將發生的事情而感到羞愧。

  • Alright, he's either fighting off a big sneeze or his energy field is being plowed by a sexy ghost.

    好吧,他要麼是打了個大噴嚏,要麼就是他的能量場被一個性感的鬼魂給犁了。

  • Wrap it up.

    把它包起來。

  • The family waiting to get their Easter portrait taken is a little freaked out.

    等著拍復活節肖像的一家人有些抓狂。

  • You don't also feels pretty great during sex.

    你不也是在做愛的時候感覺相當棒。

  • Another person there you have it under one minute seems like a good way to gunk up your zipper.

    另一個人在那裡,你有它在一分鐘內似乎是一個很好的方式來堵塞你的拉鍊。

  • I'm just glad he doesn't feel the need to prove it.

    我只是很高興他不覺得有必要證明這一點。

  • And for that, we thank you.

    為此,我們感謝你們。

  • All right.

    好吧,我知道了

  • May Zeus honor us with something Next.

    願宙斯用一些東西來紀念我們 下一個。

  • Killing your bumba grand interpreted or ignored Alyssa The Smooth Still not as weird as a pool party.

    殺死你的布巴大解讀還是無視阿麗莎-順利還是不如泳池派對來得詭異。

  • Bryan Singer's house.

    布萊恩-辛格的房子。

  • Shame on you, Brian, for scarring these boys for life with your crappy superhero remakes.

    你真丟人,布萊恩,你用你的超級英雄重製版給這些孩子留下了一輩子的傷痕。

  • Now let's find out how centers Air made in this week's breakdown.

    現在讓我們來看看本週的分析中,Air是如何做出的中心。

  • Thes telling the Vela's air getting goddamn ridiculous.

    他們告訴Vela的空氣越來越荒謬了。

  • A sexy equestrian, the scenery, the Spanish narration.

    一個性感的馬術,風景,西班牙的解說。

  • It's all very romantic.

    這一切都很浪漫。

  • This may be the most beautiful video I've ever seen.

    這可能是我見過的最美的視頻。

  • Come on, this I know it's not Peyton Manning getting limber in the off season.

    來吧,這個我知道不是佩頓-曼寧在休賽期變得四肢發達。

  • That's a horse doing yoga.

    那是一匹馬在做瑜伽。

  • That Philly really wants a great ass.

    那個菲利真的很想要一個好屁股。

  • You should do horse plates.

    你應該做馬牌。

  • All the exercise in the world won't help that face.

    世界上所有的運動都無助於那張臉。

  • Don't forget to point your hubs.

    不要忘了點你的樞紐。

  • Beats getting whipped for three miles of the Kentucky Derby.

    勝過在肯塔基德比的三英里比賽中被鞭打。

  • My yoga instructor almost never kisses me.

    我的瑜伽教練幾乎從不吻我。

  • Just dip your junk and salt already.

    只要沾上你的垃圾和鹽已經。

  • I'd like to place a $10.

    我想下10元錢。

  • Exactly that the jockey finishes first.

    正是騎師先完成。

  • You want anything and they're off to screw in the stables.

    你想要什麼,他們就去馬廄裡搞。

  • That's how he became the horse Fister on before three of you tell me you already saw this video on at midnight?

    他就這樣成了馬菲斯特上前三你們告訴我,你們已經在午夜時分看到了這個視頻?

  • No, that I found out about it after it was too late to make a change.

    不,那是我發現後來不及改變的。

  • Maybe I should watch the show more.

    也許我應該多看節目。

  • I do like to play along at home.

    我確實喜歡在家裡一起玩。

  • As soon as anyone yells points, I turn off my TV on for that, we say nama stay.

    只要有人喊分,我就會為此把電視打開,我們說納摩留。

This is how to have a tantric orgasm called by yourself.

這就是自己叫的密宗高潮的方法。

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