Well, I guess if you love it, you gotta let it go.

好吧，我想如果你愛它，你就得讓它去。

Yeah, I guess that.

是的，我想是這樣。

Oh, Where you going?

哦，你要去哪裡？

Hi, I'm Steven.

嗨，我是史蒂芬。

I'm in accounting and I love man made lakes.

我是學會計的，我喜歡人造湖泊。

What is happening?

發生什麼事了？

So I guess my best asset is my sense of exploration.

所以我想我最好的資產就是我的探索意識。

What kind of why is that?

這是什麼樣的為什麼？

Oh, it's Pino.

哦，這是皮諾。

Oh, my e.

哦，我的e。

Guess.

猜猜看

Oh, I'm sorry.

哦，我很抱歉。

Is there like a speed dating thing happening here?

這裡是不是發生了快速約會的事情？

I didn't realize this was going on tonight.

我不知道今晚會有這樣的事情發生。

Do you feel like a love connection?

你覺得自己有愛的聯繫嗎？

I don't.

我不知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Your loss.

你的損失。

I'm nasty.

我很討厭。

Rich, nasty rich.

有錢，討厭的有錢。

Well, that's really, really rich.

好吧，這真的，真的很豐富。

Some saying my best asset.

有人說我最好的資產。

ISS exploring stuff.

國際空間站探索的東西。

What's that?

那是什麼？

It's a cabernet.

這是一個卡本妮。

My favorite.

我最喜歡的。

May I?

我可以嗎？

Oh, hi.

哦，你好。

S.

S.

So what are some of your likes and dislikes?

那麼你有哪些喜歡和不喜歡的地方呢？

I dislike that.

我不喜歡這樣。

This is happening right now.

這事現在就在發生。

I'm not doing this dating thing, you know.

我不做這個約會的事情，你知道的。

I know it could be scary to get back in there.

我知道回到那裡可能會很害怕。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

You misunderstood.

你誤會了

I lost my best friend.

我失去了我最好的朋友。

My ex was my best friend to Can you go?

我的前男友是我最好的朋友，你能去嗎？

I don't think the bell rang, though, I think.

不過，我覺得鐘聲並沒有響起，我想。

Oh, well, your loss.

哦，好吧，你的損失。

I'm a professional chef.

我是一個專業的廚師。

Oh, no.

哦，不

I like when people cook for me.

我喜歡別人給我做飯。

Well, I guess my best asset is What's that?

好吧，我想我最好的資產是什麼？

Yes, is that Oh, no, no, no.

是的，就是這樣，哦，不，不，不。

How do I make it?

怎麼做？

Some people stopped coming to this table.

有些人不再來這桌了。

I don't want to do this.

我不想這樣做。

So I didn't put sign up or something.

所以我沒有把報名什麼的。

I'm hoping that's a sign that you're interested in me.

我希望這是你對我感興趣的信號。

I'm not your loss.

我不是你的損失。

I have a huge Penis, and I usually stop calling after a few weeks.

我有一個巨大的陰莖， 我通常停止調用 幾個星期後。

Oh, no, you could be the one.

哦，不，你可能是一個。

I'm blessed after this.

經過這件事，我很慶幸。

Please give it to me.

請把它給我。

Give it.

給它。

Give it.

給它。

Give it DVDs.

給它DVD。

No, wait.

不，等等。

What do you have a ghost?

你有什麼鬼？

Dad?

爸爸？

Ghost ship Lagos Ghost wants to bring me wine.

幽靈船拉各斯幽靈要給我帶酒。

And then he rubs my belly and tells me it's okay.

然後他摸著我的肚子，告訴我沒關係。

And then he comes to sing.

然後他來唱歌。

There you are.

你在這裡啊

You're my best dis ass is Oh, you're my best ass.

你是我最好的屁股是哦，你是我最好的屁股。

Oh, no, I told you.

哦，不，我告訴你。

You too drunk to drive.

你喝醉了，不能開車。

Well, maybe you shouldn't drink so much.

也許你不應該喝這麼多。

Hey, who are you?

嘿，你是誰？

My mouth.

我的嘴。

So then I was eating cookie dough in my closet, and I was like, Oh, you're definitely a closet eater.

然後我就在衣櫃裡吃餅乾麵糰 我就想 你肯定是個吃衣櫃的人吧？

Ate dinner around the toilet the other day.

前幾天在廁所附近吃了晚飯。

Does that make me a toilet eater?

那我是不是就成了吃廁所的了？

No.

不知道

It just means you're really efficient with time.

這只是說明你的時間效率真的很高。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Do you wanna buy this apple?

你想買這個蘋果嗎？

No.

不知道

No, I do not.

不，我沒有。

That is disgusting.

真是噁心。

Why is it disgusting?

為什麼會讓人噁心？

Because you put your mouth over and then you get all your like mouth inside and mouth jizz all over it.

因為你把你的嘴放過去，然後你就會把你所有的喜歡的嘴裡面和嘴裡的精液都弄出來。

It's very sexual and very intimate.

這是非常性的，也是非常親密的。

And I am not about that life.

而我不是為了這種生活。

Okay, But we share food all the time.

好吧，但我們一直在分享食物。

Yeah, but that's different.

是的，但這是不同的。

Apples are different.

蘋果則不同。

They're discussing their sensual, their sexual.

他們在討論他們的感性，他們的性。

They're, like, intimate.

他們，就像，親密無間。

They just take a bite.

他們只是咬了一口。

Please, just take a bite.

請吃一口吧

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Shares that you, Jake?

你的股票，傑克？

Hi.

嗨，我的天

It's been forever.

已經很久了

You looked really great eating that apple.

你吃那個蘋果的樣子真不錯。

Thanks.

謝謝你

Who do you Henderson apartment?

你是誰亨德森公寓？

Yeah.

是啊。

We could have todo Yeah.

我們可以做的是。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You have no choice.

你別無選擇

What about may?

那梅呢？

We could all hang out for a while, and then we could have sex later.

我們可以一起玩一會兒，然後再做愛。

I don't mind.

我不介意

No, we gotta go.

不，我們得走了。

This apple has juiced me up.

這個蘋果讓我興奮不已。

You gotta go, girl by CEO.

你得走了，女孩由CEO。

What?

什麼？

Did you anything else?

你還有什麼事嗎？

Yes, All of the apples.

是的，所有的蘋果。

All dem apples.

所有的蘋果。

Nikki will fuck tonight.

尼基今晚要幹。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, Oh, yeah.

哦，哦，是的。

I'm not paying that e miss you, girl.

我不會付錢的，我想你，女孩。

I miss you too.

我也想你

I hate that we live in different places.

我討厭我們住在不同的地方。

What if we move in together?

如果我們搬到一起住呢？

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You ended up like a question.

你最後就像一個問題。

So it seems like even, you know, that's a bad idea.

是以，它似乎甚至，你知道，這是一個壞主意。

Oh, hi.

哦，你好。

So, so, so close.

所以，如此，如此接近。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Oh, some things in this world aren't beautiful.

哦，這個世界上有些東西並不美好。

Like being homeless and deaf.

就像無家可歸，耳聾一樣。

Donate your beautiful money.

捐出你的漂亮錢。

That was really nice to read.

讀起來真的很不錯。

Yeah.

是啊。

Here.

給你

Well, I want to see.

好吧，我想看看。

I want to see.

我想看看

Okay, I get it.

好吧，我明白了。

You go to share first, then you come to me and keep it.

你先去分享，然後再來找我保管。

Person.

人。

Oh, that was so nice.

哦，那是如此美好。

Excuse may.

對不起，可以。

What?

什麼？

What?

什麼？

A garbage monster.

一個垃圾怪物。

Oh, that deaf old garbage monster can't hear.

哦，那個聾子老垃圾怪聽不見。

May.

5月。

What is a garbage monster?

什麼是垃圾怪？

And if anything is actually a pretty savvy businessman Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

如果說有什麼事的話，其實是個很精明的商人哦，不不不，不不不。

Do not suggest that we start doing that.

不要建議我們開始這樣做。

I won't.

我不會的

Why didn't he ask me for money?

他為什麼不問我要錢？

What do I look like?

我看起來像什麼？

Do I look like a person who doesn't have money?

我看起來像一個沒有錢的人嗎？

Well, you never actually have any money.

好吧，你實際上從來沒有任何錢。

Whoa!

哇！

Yes, That was so good.

是的，這是很好的。

I want to give you 20 bucks a little sheer.

我想給你20塊錢的小綿羊。

Can I borrow 20 bucks?

我可以借20塊錢嗎？

You're such a garbage monster sometimes.

你有時真是個垃圾怪物。

Garbage monster.

垃圾怪物。

I'm gonna use that one day.

我總有一天會用上的

Thanks.

謝謝你

It's from her purse, but from my heart way should dance for money.

這是從她的錢包，但從我的心臟方式應該跳舞的錢。

No.

不知道

One time.

一次。

That was one time.

那是一次。

And regardless of the fact that I am going to leave you with that check, I want you to know that that man is indeed Ah, garbage monster.

不管我是否會把那張支票留給你，我想讓你知道，那個人確實是啊，垃圾怪物。

You need your place.

你需要你的位置。

What?

什麼？

So I guess he's just the one that got away.

所以，我想他就是那個逃跑的人。

Well, he had to go away eventually.

好吧，他最終還是要離開的。

He's a cab driver, so he had to go pick up somebody else.

他是個計程車司機，所以他得去接別人。

I know, but what am I gonna be like?

我知道，但我會是什麼樣子？

The last person on their route?

他們路線上的最後一個人？

You know, their last stop?

你知道，他們的最後一站？

Yeah.

是啊。

Sorry.

對不起，我不知道

It's OK.

沒事的

You ladies air here early.

你們女士們早早的就來了。

Well, it is five oclock somewhere.

嗯，現在是五點鐘的地方。

It's five o'clock here.

這裡已經五點了

Yeah, exactly.

是的，沒錯。

And it's five oclock somewhere.

現在是五點鐘方向的某處。

No, it's five o'clock right here right now.

不，現在是五點，就在這裡。

So you don't just say that, but I'm gonna because it's five oclock somewhere.

所以，你不只是說，但我要 因為它是五點鐘的地方。

No, the same doesn't work like that.

不，同樣也不是這樣的。

The saying is it's five oclock somewhere meaning somewhere else other than here.

俗話說，現在是五點鐘的地方，意思是除了這裡以外的其他地方。

So you don't have to say it's five oclock somewhere a girl.

所以你不用說現在是五點鐘某處，一個女孩。

It's five oclock somewhere.

現在是五點鐘方向

But girl, it's five o'clock right here, right now.

但女孩，現在是五點，就在這裡，現在。

That's like, That's a thing that people say to justify their drinking.

這就像，這是一個事情，人們說，以證明他們的飲料。

And you don't have to do that right now because we have reached a time in the day where it's totally acceptable for us to drink.

而你現在不必這樣做，因為我們已經到了一個完全可以接受喝酒的時代。

Yes, because it is Stay with me five oclock somewhere.

是的，因為它是陪我五點鐘的地方。

No, no.

不，不。

See, you don't have to say it like that because that be impossible, actually, cause it's five o'clock right now in the way time zones work.

你看，你不必這樣說，因為那是不可能的，實際上，因為現在是五點鐘，在時區的工作方式。

It was five oclock Somewhere else would be five o'clock in the morning and we've already made that mistake.

當時是五點，別的地方會是早上五點，我們已經犯了這個錯誤。

So do you ladies want any food with your drinks?

所以，你們女士們要不要吃東西配飲料？

No, Snookums, I would like more vodka, please.

不，Snookums，我想要更多的伏特加，請。

Because it is a five oclock somewhere.

因為它是一個五點鐘的地方。

No, no, no.

不，不，不。

This hurts.

這很傷人。

This hurts.

這很傷人。

My body can't drink anymore.

我的身體不能再喝了。

I will just take food.

我只拿食物。

No.

不知道

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

How about we eat food in the form of potato vodka?

我們用洋芋伏特加的形式來吃食物怎麼樣？

Distill my vegetables, distill my vegetables and give it to me in liquid form?

把我的蔬菜蒸餾，蒸餾出蔬菜，然後以液體的形式給我?

Yeah, I know we've already made that mistake, but think of it this way sheer.

是的，我知道我們已經犯了這個錯誤，但是想想看，這樣純粹。

It's five o'clock here in New York.

現在是紐約的五點。

It is five o'clock in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

現在是賓夕法尼亞州費城的五點鐘方向。

It is five o'clock in Hartford, Connecticut.

現在是康涅狄格州哈特福德市的五點鐘方向。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Um I write, Share my right.

嗯，我寫，分享我的權利。

Come on, Let's hear it.

來吧，讓我們聽聽。

Let me hear it.

讓我聽聽

Yes.

是的，我知道

Oh, What'd you say?

哦，你說什麼？

Yes, you're right.

是的，你是對的。

Oh, that's my favorite thing.

哦，這是我最喜歡的事情。

Thio here.

我在這裡。

Have we decided?

我們決定了嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

I'll have a gin and tonic.

我要一杯金湯力。

Girls, slow down.

姑娘們，慢點。

It's only five o'clock.

現在才五點

You're right.

你是對的

Double, please.

加倍，請。

Alcoholism.

酗酒；

According to the surgeon general, women should not drink alcoholic beverages during pregnancy.

據外科醫生介紹，女性在懷孕期間不應飲用含酒精的飲料。

But according to the sexual general, women should definitely drink alcoholic beverages if they're trying to get that deep.

但根據性將的說法，女人如果想那麼深，一定要喝酒精飲料。

Consumption of alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car or operate machinery, but doesn't impair your ability to drive the boys wild unless you drink too much.

飲用含酒精的飲料會損害你駕駛汽車或操作機械的能力，但不會損害你驅使男孩狂奔的能力，除非你喝多了。

Too much of anything isn't good.

太多的東西都不好。

And no one likes a sloppy drunk.

而且沒有人喜歡馬虎的酒鬼。

Unless you're a fun drunk.

除非你是個有趣的酒鬼。

I don't know, man.

我不知道，夥計。

I'm not a doctor.

我不是醫生

Just have fun until it hurts and it hurts.

只要玩到痛快，痛快就好。

Take your ass home.

帶你的屁股回家。

Unless you like it when it hurts.

除非你喜歡疼的時候。

In which case you may have a different kind of problem.

在這種情況下，你可能有另一種問題。

Drink responsibly.

負責任地喝酒。

Oh, yes, sure.

哦，是的，當然。

I know If we're only having sex and see each other at night, we're not dating.

我知道如果我們只在晚上做愛和見面，我們就不是在約會。

And if we do zero daytime activities like go out to eat or go to the movies, we're not dating.

如果我們白天的活動為零，比如出去吃飯或看電影，我們就不是在約會。

And And if he makes me take the subway because he doesn't want to share a cab with me when we're gonna go hook up at his place we're not dating.

如果他讓我坐地鐵，因為他不想和我一起坐計程車 當我們要去他家勾搭的時候，我們不是在約會。

Oh, God.

哦，天啊

Okay, let's go back to your place.

好吧，讓我們回到你的地方。

Yeah, for sure.

是的，當然。

Waken go together.

覺醒一起走。

No, I don't wanna be seen like together.

不，我不想被人看到我們在一起。

We're not together.

我們不在一起。

You're not my boyfriend.

你不是我的男朋友。

So you can't call him your boyfriend.

所以你不能叫他你的男朋友。

Oh, can I call my nighttime friend?

哦，我可以打電話給我的夜行朋友嗎？

E Guess if you want to feel better about it.

E猜想，如果你想感覺好一點。

Well, it doesn't really make me feel better.

好吧，這並沒有讓我感覺更好。

It just makes you feel less single.

它只是讓你覺得不那麼單身。

Well, that's not a title.

嗯，這不是一個標題。