Name: 鳴叫夢想/菲比-布里傑斯 (Tweet Dreams w/ Phoebe Bridgers)
Uploaded: 2021-02-17T18:30:31.000Z
Duration: 3 min 43 s

and Phoebe Bridgers, and I'm about to read some dreams that people tweeted about me.

和菲比-布里傑斯， 我讀一些夢想 人們推特上關於我。

I just had a dream that Phoebe Bridgers did a song with Megan the Stallion called Love and Texas Man.

我剛剛做了一個夢，菲比布里傑斯做了一首歌 與梅根種馬叫愛和德州人。

I feel like we have toe make this happen now.

我覺得我們現在必須要做到這一點。

I've been to like, every whole foods in Texas.

我去過德州的每一家全食物店。

Maybe we'd like, shout out, you know, specific to Texas.

也許我們會喜歡，喊出來，你知道，具體到德州。

Things like beaver nuggets and bookies had a dream that Phoebe Bridges was my gynecologist and I went to her because I was laying eggs.

像海狸塊和博彩公司的東西有一個夢想，菲比布里奇斯是我的婦科醫生，我去找她，因為我在下蛋。

如果你知道這意味著什麼，請告訴我。

But in your dreams, that probably means I don't know, like you have some sort of connection toe like the animal world or something I don't know.

但在你的夢裡，這可能意味著我不知道，就像你有某種聯繫，像動物世界或什麼我不知道。

As a certified gynecologist myself, I'd probably just tell you you're fine or you could go home.

作為一個合格的婦科醫生，我可能會直接告訴你，你很好，或者你可以回家了。

So I dreamt I was a support act for Phoebe Bridgers.

所以我夢見自己是菲比-布里傑斯的助演嘉賓。

I did a spoken word recital of Avril Lavigne's Complicated.

我做了一場艾薇兒-拉維尼的《複雜》的口語朗誦會。

It did not go down well, but Phoebe loved it.

The way you're acting like somebody else makes me frustrated.

你表現得像別人一樣，讓我很沮喪。

It sounds like he's saying fake assists in that song.

聽起來他在那首歌裡說的是假助攻。

I don't think is a word, but like never gonna find you fake Assis.

我不認為這是一個詞，但就像永遠不會找到你的假Assis。

So I need some intel on what we're about is I had a dream that I went to France and got my hair cut into a mullet by Phoebe Bridgers.

所以，我需要一些情報 關於我們是什麼... ...我有一個夢想，我去法國 並得到了我的頭髮剪成鯔魚 由菲比布里傑斯。

Damn all of these air me in the service industry in some way, which I really love.

該死的所有這些空氣我在服務行業在某種程度上，我真的很喜歡。

I have been fantasizing about getting a mullet, but I feel like I couldn't pull it off.

我一直幻想著去弄個鯔魚，但我覺得我不能把它弄掉。

Um, it sounds like something that I would do toe give it to somebody else instead of myself.

嗯，這聽起來像什麼，我會做給別人 而不是自己。

I have only given someone a haircut once, and it turned into a bowl cut, and then I was fired forever.

我只給別人剪過一次頭髮，結果變成了碗口粗，然後就永遠被炒了。

I did cut my own banks once in high school.

我在高中的時候確實自己割過一次銀行。

Had a dream last night that Phoebe Bridges and I were hanging out and knitting human heads together.

昨晚做了一個夢，夢見我和菲比-布里奇斯在一起閒逛，一起編織人頭。

When I was a kid, I tried to knit a scarf and then got almost all the way through and then realized there was a mistake right at the beginning.

小時候，我試著織了一條圍巾，然後差不多都織好了，然後發現一開始就有錯誤。

So, um so human head knitting might be a little bit above my pay grade.

所以，嗯所以人頭編織可能比我的工資等級高一點。

My boyfriend woke me up this morning and said he knew he loved me because he had a dream that Phoebe Bridgers asked him to make out.

我男朋友今天早上叫醒我，說他知道他愛我，因為他夢見菲比-布里傑斯約他親熱。

And he said no because he had a girlfriend.

I feel like I always have romance related dreams with people that I have never had a real life desire to make out with.

我感覺自己總是做一些與浪漫有關的夢，夢中的人是我在現實生活中從未有過的親熱慾望。

Like, I had a very confusing one about my very mean English teacher in high school.

比如，我有一個非常困惑的，關於我高中時非常刻薄的英語老師。

Um, what about my bassist in high school?

So I never have hot sex dreams or kissing dreams.

所以我從來不做熱戀夢，也不做接吻夢。

I only have confusing ones, had a stress dream that my nudes leaked and woke up like Wait, real life is actually worse.

我只有迷糊的，做了一個壓力夢，夢見我的裸體洩露了，醒來後就想等等，現實生活其實更糟糕。

Oh, I literally at the end of that sentence.

哦，我從字面上看，在這句話的最後。

 Yeah, I had that dream and I had a nightmare where I got on stage and forgot how to play guitar on and then woke up and was like, But I was on stage, you know, like I would trade the worst dream reality for this. 

是的，我做了一個夢，我做了一個噩夢，我在舞臺上忘記了如何彈吉他，然後醒來，就像，但我在舞臺上，你知道，就像我會交易最糟糕的夢想現實。