Then you've just thrown the whole curve off.

那你就把整個曲線拋開了。

How tall are you exactly?

你到底有多高？

5.

5.

11.5.

11.5.

Really, Really depressed.

真的，真的很鬱悶。

It's a big half.

這是一大半。

Last half is a big half.

上半場是個大半場。

Congratulations on the book.

恭喜你的書。

Coming out.

出來了

Who's running the asylum?

誰在管理庇護所？

You have some.

你有一些。

Make some pretty interesting statements here.

在這裡做一些很有趣的陳述。

You talk about in your prime How you think you would have maybe stacked up against Shaquille O Neal?

你說到你的巔峰時期 你覺得你會如何對抗Shaquille O Neal?

Or, you know, what do you think might What would have happened?

或者，你知道，你覺得會發生什麼？

You versus Shaquille O'Neal today because people sometimes lump the two of you together because we're both terrible foul shooters.

你今天對陣沙奎爾-奧尼爾，因為人們有時會把你們兩個人混為一談，因為我們都是糟糕的犯規射手。

But other than that, Shaquille and I is like, comparing Meet with Clark Gable.

但除此之外，沙奎爾和我就像，比較會見與克拉克-蓋博。

In this case, I'm Clark Gable and he's on his way.

在這種情況下，我是克拉克・蓋博，他在路上了。

No, he thought you were gonna be self effacing for a second.

不，他還以為你會自謙一秒鐘。

And then No, no, no, nothing like that.

然後 不，不，不，不是這樣的。

No.

不知道

He plays a entirely different type of basketball game.

他打的是完全不同類型的籃球比賽。

He uses his physicality.

他利用自己的身體素質。

He's a big, strong young man, and, uh, that works well in today's game.

他是一個高大強壯的年輕人，而且，呃，這在今天的比賽中很適用。

If he was facing me and other guys of my time, Not so, not so good.

如果他面對的是我和其他同時期的人，不是這樣的，不是這樣的。

I mean, I'm a guy bench pressing around £600 when I was at my £600.

我的意思是，我是一個傢伙臺式壓力約600英鎊時，我在我的600英鎊。

Yeah, right.

是的，沒錯。

5.

5.

10.

10.

That's pretty good.

這是很好的。

Work on it a little while.

忙活一陣子。

I'll be in your league, my friend.

我跟你一樣，我的朋友。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Right.

好吧，我知道了

That's why you better be rather nice to meet here, you know?

這就是為什麼你最好在這裡見面，你知道嗎？

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

And I'm a little surprised because I know you want to talk about a subject that is dealing my heart.

而我有點驚訝，因為我知道你想談的話題，是處理我的心事。

Well, we got to talk about this.

好吧，我們得談談這個。

You made a statement, and the statement's gonna follow you around for a while.

你做了一個聲明，而這個聲明會跟著你一段時間。

That you for a while that you slept with 20,000 women.

你有一段時間，你睡了20,000個女人。

You made that statement Now on, Do you know, I got to say that Z kind of thing that you say and then people bring it up later.

你現在就說了那句話，你知道嗎，我得說你說的Z種東西，然後大家再提。

20,000 women like you?

有兩萬個女人喜歡你？

Exactly.

就是這樣

It's not just me.

不僅僅是我。

Have you seen there's a clock in Times Square?

你見過時代廣場上有個鍾嗎？

Take a look at this thing.

看看這個東西。

It's pretty incredible.

這是非常不可思議的。

I didn't think that.

我可不這麼想。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

I'm curious.

我很好奇

Yeah, I'm curious.

是的，我很好奇。

I want to know about my family share.

我想知道我的家庭分享。

That's the part I'm curious about.

這是我好奇的部分。

Well, first of all, it was encounters, but you know, I thought maybe one.

好吧，首先，它是遭遇，但你知道，我想也許一個。

The reason you invite me on the show was to give me an award from the Board of Education because whenever people see me now, they go 20,000 and let's see, he must have started.

你之所以請我上節目，是想給我一個教委的獎，因為現在每當大家看到我，都會去兩萬，我看看，他肯定已經開始了。

We was like, 15.

我們當時就像，15歲。

He's now maybe 55.

他現在大概55歲了。

So let's see 20 0, 365 20 0, you know, and then you're getting people thinking Not only that, I'm teaching them mathematics, which is really the whole the whole story here.

所以，讓我們看看20 0，365 20 0，你知道，然後你讓人們思考 不僅如此，我教他們數學，這真的是整個整個故事在這裡。

You understand?

你明白嗎？

I don't think that's gonna be a word problem for kids.

我想這對孩子們來說不會是一個字的問題。

It Will Chamberlain is with 10 women on a train headed east.

威爾-張伯倫和10個女人在一輛向東行駛的火車上。

That's right.

是的

We owe when you get the Missouri.

我們欠你的，當你得到密蘇里。

All right, all right.

好吧，好吧。

But but But on the serious side of that, though, you know, just so women don't think me of being with you, whatever the number was to make a statement about something, and it was not ever to sort of like, uh, be little ladies that I've known and make them just another number.

但是... ...但在嚴重的一面，雖然， 你知道，只是讓婦女不認為我的 與你，無論數量是做一個聲明的東西， 它是永遠不會排序的喜歡，呃，是小淑女 我已經知道，使他們只是另一個數字。

In fact, in my in my book, they were a number, really a great looking numbers.

其實，在我的在我的書中，他們是一個數字，真的是一個很好看的數字。

They were saying, but what I was trying to say in my 21,000 right?

他們在說，但我想說的是，我的21000美元對嗎？

That's all I'm thinking as you're talking.

你說話的時候我就在想這個問題。

I'm not hearing anything.

我什麼都沒聽到

Nothing wrong with short, short romance.

短暫而短暫的愛情沒有錯。

Keep fading out of the number.

不斷淡出號碼。

$20,000.

$20,000.

Nothing wrong with short romance, believe me.

短暫的愛情沒有錯，相信我。

Short romance As long as its a happy thing.

短暫的浪漫，只要是快樂的事情就好。

Yeah, going on.

是啊，繼續。

Right, believe me.

對，相信我。

But the idea was to say that, you know, sexually rules the world on that.

但是，我們的想法是說，你知道，性在這上面統治世界。

You know, for men who think that having 1000 different women is really cool, Uh, I have found out, but you have to first find out having one woman 1000 different times.

你知道，對於那些認為有1000個不同的女人是非常酷的男人來說，呃，我已經發現了，但你必須首先發現有一個女人1000次。

What's really happened?

到底發生了什麼？

Oh, but how did you see?

哦，但你是怎麼看到的？

Oh, you had sex without 20,000 times with each of the 20,000.

哦，你和每一個兩萬次的人都沒有發生過性關係。

That's what I'm thinking now.

我現在也是這麼想的。

I'm really impressed.

我真的很感動。

Now takes stamina.

現在需要耐力。

It takes stamina, takes stamina.

這需要耐力，需要耐力。

All right, let's talk about another number.

好吧，讓我們談談另一個數字。

All right, let's talk about the number 100 points in one game, which I believe was versus the Knicks.

好吧，我們來談談一場比賽中的100分這個數字，我相信是對陣尼克斯隊。

1962.

1962.

That's right.

是的

Is that right?

是這樣嗎？

A long, long time.

很久很久以前

Was there a point?

有什麼意義嗎？

Ah, 100 points in one game.

啊，一場比賽得了100分。

Was there a point where we're just the other team, like, left and made sandwiches on the bench.

是不是有一個點，我們只是其他球隊一樣，離開，並在板凳上做三明治。

I mean, well, I really wish it was actually, they were really very embarrassed about the whole thing.

我的意思是，好吧，我真的希望它實際上， 他們真的非常尷尬的整個事情。

Um, understand.

嗯，明白了。

And so they were mad at me, you know?

所以他們對我很生氣，你知道嗎？

And I was just out there trying to have fun.

我只是在外面找點樂子。

Did you start to, like, 85 points?

你是不是開始，喜歡，85分？

Did you start to feel bad?

你開始覺得不舒服了嗎？

Absolutely.

絕對的

And the people try and miss this 100 I did that.

而人們試圖錯過這100我做到了。

I know I did.

我知道我做了。

Did that, then?

是嗎，那麼？

My mother scolded me when I got home.

我回家後，媽媽罵了我一頓。

You should be ashamed of yourself.

你應該為自己感到羞愧。

You know, It was it was not an easy night.

你知道，這是不容易的夜晚。

No, because a lot of friends on the Knicks Let's talk about Michael Jordan.

不，因為很多朋友在尼克斯隊，讓我們談談邁克爾-喬丹。

I'm curious.

我很好奇

Michael Jordan say we had a time machine here and we could send Michael Jordan back to the Civil War.

邁克爾-喬丹說我們這裡有一臺時光機 我們可以把邁克爾-喬丹送回內戰時期

Know that student?

認識那個學生嗎？

That's just my own fantasy.

這只是我自己的幻想。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

If we could send Michael Jordan back to playing basketball with you in your prime, All right.

如果我們能讓邁克爾-喬丹回到你的巔峰期打籃球，好嗎？

How do you think he would do in those days?

你覺得他在那個年代會怎麼做？

Well, first of all, I'm glad you said with me, you know, and not not again.

好吧，首先，我很高興你和我說，你知道，而不是再次。

me.

我。

Uh, Michael Jordan is one of those rare specimens that could have played any particular time and is a gifted, uh, gifted athlete who was using those gifts in basketball.

呃，邁克爾-喬丹是那些罕見的標本之一，可以打任何特定的時間，並且是一個有天賦的，呃，有天賦的運動員，他在籃球中使用這些天賦。

Incredibly.

不可思議的。

So hey, has been the layers on between, uh, something is not so good in making it great for all the rest.

所以，嘿嘿，一直是層層疊疊之間，呃，有些東西不是那麼好在使它偉大的所有其他。

I think that almost every man, the MBA should give him 10% off their chicks.

我覺得幾乎每個男人，MBA都應該給他打九折泡妞。

Now what would his playing style?

現在他的打法會是什麼？

How would that have translated back?

那會怎麼翻譯回來呢？

Well, his playing style is he's 6 ft seven, and he's, uh, like 100 £97 coming into what we call our domain the pivot for us.

他的打法是6尺7寸，他的身高是100鎊97，進入我們所說的領域，是我們的樞紐。

Big guys would have been very wise of Michael, you know, if he was playing during our time, eso we would say, Michael, you know, as long as you do all those fancy things outside of where we are, that's fine.

大傢伙會一直很聰明的邁克爾，你知道，如果他是在我們的時間玩，eso我們會說，邁克爾，你知道，只要你做所有這些花哨的事情之外，我們在哪裡，這很好。

So it wouldn't it would have been good for Michael.

所以，它不會... ...它將是對邁克爾的好。

Really know You think he'd have been crushed?

真的知道 你覺得他會被壓死嗎？

Is what you're saying.

是你說的。

I don't think I know you've been crushed.

我想我不知道你已經被擊垮了。

Really?

真的嗎？

He just wouldn't have worked back then.

他只是當時不會工作。

No, he would have came in.

不，他會進來的。

There was 360 degree whip around.

周圍有360度的鞭策。

Dunk.

灌籃。

What people thought of that at the time.

當時人們是怎麼想的。

Well, you know what?

嗯，你知道嗎？

I'm glad you said that, because you see, the mentality of the fan today is wonderful, and they've learned to accept showbiz.

很高興你這麼說，因為你看，如今粉絲的心態是很奇妙的，他們已經學會了接受娛樂圈。

And Michael is the epitome of showbiz, along with the great talent.

而邁克爾是娛樂圈的縮影，還有大才子。

During my time.

在我的時間。

If you did a three 61st of all, uh, the opposition would take it as an insult that you would try to do something like that against them.

如果你做了一個三六一的所有，呃，對手會認為這是一種侮辱，你會嘗試做這樣的事情對他們。

The coach on your own team, if you were at least 90,000 points ahead, would bench you and the fans will look at you like, Well, he's the biggest hot dog in the world.

自己隊裡的教練，如果你至少領先9萬分，就會給你打板凳，球迷會看你一眼，嗯，他是世界上最大的熱狗。

Just saying Michael Jordan back then would have been on the bench the whole time.

只是說邁克爾-喬丹那時候會一直坐在板凳上。

Absolutely.

絕對的

You know, being considered how to think about that.

你知道，正在考慮如何考慮這個問題。

And that's the That's the truth.

這就是事實。

But now, in Chicago, if he doesn't give you when those 3 60 years talking about even though their team is 19 points ahead, right, they're looking for something spectacular.

但現在，在芝加哥，如果他不給你當那3個60年說起即使他們的球隊領先19分，對，他們正在尋找一些壯觀的東西。

Fans will turn your back Then it was more about teamwork.

粉絲會背棄你 那就更要講究團隊合作了。

Working together.

一起工作。

Absolutely.

絕對的

What's happened to basketball were you a basketball player?

籃球怎麼了，你以前是籃球運動員嗎？

Who?

誰？

Me?

我？

I used to like to play basketball, but I was had the height and everything.

我以前喜歡打籃球，但我有身高和一切。

I lacked what's called coordination.

我缺乏所謂的協調。

It's true.

是真的

And I found out later that you need that I didn't wear.

而我後來發現，你需要我沒有穿。

I was one of those guys who is, like to me, to me, you know, I get it.

我是那些傢伙誰是，喜歡我，對我來說，你知道，我得到它。

And I fell a lot.

而且我摔了很多次。

I wept openly.

我坦然地哭了起來。

Sometimes during the game.

有時在遊戲中。

It was just a message that could be a problem.

這只是一個資訊，可能是一個問題。

Yeah, but still have given you a run for your money.

是啊，但還是給你跑了一趟。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Now, I we'll talk about a record.

現在，我... ...我們要談一個記錄。

So this this this blew me away.

所以這這這讓我大吃一驚。

But you, uh, your competitive guy on and you I didn't know this.

但你，呃，你的競爭的傢伙，你... ...我不知道這一點。

This translates into your personal life.

這就轉化為你的個人生活。

You like to drive cross country, and some people do have driven cross country a few times.

你喜歡開越野車，有些人確實開過幾次越野車。

I enjoy it, but you like to do it really fast.

我很喜歡，但你喜歡做得很快。

Is that absolutely?

這是絕對的嗎？

How fast are we talking about here?

我們這裡說的是多快？

What we're talking about trying to average up in 100 thirties and go as high as 175 100 miles an hour, you know, and that's a nonstop drive from like this is in a Volkswagen bug.

我們正在談論的是試圖平均在100 30ties和去高達175 100英里的時速，你知道，這是一個不間斷的驅動器從像這樣是在大眾汽車的錯誤。

That's the impressive.

這就是令人印象深刻的。

Well, I did.

好吧，我做到了。

I did a commercial for Volkswagen with a little different engines.

我為大眾汽車做了一個廣告，發動機有點不同。

But what are you talking about?

但你在說什麼？

How can you go that fast and not be constantly pulled over?

這麼快的速度，怎麼可能不經常被拉過去？

What happens?

發生了什麼？

You have to be clever.

你必須要聰明。

You have to use your clever and you're going 100 80 miles and everything's a blur.

你要用你的聰明才智，你要走100 80英里，一切都很模糊。

You're just burns.

你只是被燒傷了。

You're just piling up on your windshield.

你只是堆積在你的擋風玻璃上。

Clever, clever, clever.

聰明，聰明，聰明。

You Are you also you also you like Thio?

你也是你也是你也是你喜歡的Thio嗎？

I e found kind of interesting.

我覺得挺有意思的

But you you have a method for sort of like killing time When you see that your six miles out of Denver and you're on the road 150 miles an hour.

但你... ...你有一個方法，有點像打發時間 當你看到你六英里的丹佛，你在路上150英里的時速。

What do you do to try and kill?

你要怎麼做才能殺人？

I hold my breath and see if I could hold my breath all the way to Denver.

我屏住呼吸，看能不能屏住呼吸一直到丹佛。

E give us eight or nine miles away, you know, and eso I worked, You know, I gotta work my way up when I start in New York.

我在八九英里外的地方工作，你知道，我在紐約開始工作的時候，我得努力往上爬。

I couldn't hold my breath about like, a minute about time.

我無法屏住呼吸，大約有一分鐘的時間。

I'm halfway across the country.

我在全國各地的半路上。

I could get up to almost 5, 5.5 minutes holding their breath.

我幾乎可以到5，5.5分鐘憋氣。

So what I would love to see.

所以我很想看到的。

I would love to be the see the policeman who pulls you over going 125 miles an hour, pulls you over, walks up, looks into the windshield.

我很想成為那個以125英里的時速把你拉過來的警察 把你拉過來，走過去，看向擋風玻璃。

It's Wilt Chamberlain there he oh, and then passes out.

是威爾特-張伯倫，他哦，然後暈倒了。

So that's just to amuse yourself.

所以，這只是為了自娛自樂。

It is.

它是。

And I sure wouldn't advise anyone to do it, because it's when the dumbest things that one could possibly Oh, thanks for adding that they don't like people out there.

而且我肯定不會建議任何人這樣做，因為這時最愚蠢的事情，一個人可能哦，謝謝你的補充，他們不喜歡外面的人。

Holding their breath is to the point of passing out while you're driving a car 125 miles an hour and you definitely compared pass out.

憋氣是到了暈倒的地步，而你開著一輛時速125英里的車，你絕對比暈倒。

You also you like to water ski at great speeds?

你也喜歡高速滑水嗎？

Yeah, I tried for the quarter mile or water ski speed record 126 miles an hour and was, you know, you can't water ski 125 miles an hour.

是啊，我試過四分之一英里或滑水速度記錄126英里每小時，但你知道，你不能滑水125英里每小時。

Well, I can't and idea.

好吧，我不能和想法。

You gotta have big feet, man.

你必須有大腳，男人。

You understand?

你明白嗎？

You know it helps out.

你知道這能幫助你。

You didn't use skis.

你沒有使用滑雪板。

Well, no, I use I use skis.

好吧，不，我用我用滑雪板。

In fact, I don't even have a 125 miles.

事實上，我連125英里都沒有。

I would just love to see the old fisherman now sitting on the dock.

我只想看看現在坐在碼頭上的老漁夫。

And I think that's exactly right.

我認為這是完全正確的。

I think that was Will Change Way used to ski on the Sacramento River in California.

我想那是Will Change Way曾經在加州的薩克拉門託河上滑雪。

And there was a highway right?

還有一條高速公路吧？

Right by the river.

就在河邊。

And the cars would be going 70 miles an hour.

而汽車的時速將達到70英里。

And we were just running past the cars, you know?

我們只是跑過去的車，你知道嗎？

Then we would slow up and see their expressions on their face because they couldn't believe it either.

然後我們會放慢腳步，看他們的表情，因為他們也不敢相信。