Fixed it.

固定它。

You're welcome.

不客氣

You're welcome.

不客氣

You're welcome.

不客氣

You're welcome.

不客氣

You're welcome.

不客氣

You're welcome.

不客氣

You're welcome.

不客氣

You're welcome.

不客氣

You're welcome.

不客氣

You're welcome.

不客氣

Krista Deter.

Krista Deter.

Deterred.

懾於。

I hope I didn't pronounce them.

我希望我沒有念出他們的名字。

Is I probably didn't.

是我可能沒有。

I'm sorry.

我很抱歉

What do you say when you really hate what your husband is wearing, Like, really hate it?

當你真的很討厭你丈夫穿的衣服時，你會說什麼，比如，真的很討厭它？

Oh, this is one of being passive.

呵呵，這是一個被動的。

Aggressive can really help.

積極進取真的可以幫助。

You know, my husband typically wears clothes I love.

你知道，我老公一般都是穿我喜歡的衣服。

I mean, I don't really have anything to say to him, but my guess is if he ever wore something I didn't like, I think I would be really passive aggressive, which is probably the worst way to handle any situation.

我的意思是，我真的沒有什麼可對他說的，但我的猜測是，如果他曾經穿的東西我不喜歡，我想我會真的被動地攻擊，這可能是最糟糕的方式來處理任何情況。

But I'd be like, Ah, that's a shirt.

但我會想，啊，那是一件襯衫。

Mm.

嗯。

That's an interesting choice for some pants, huh?

這條褲子的選擇很有意思，是吧？

Do a lot of it.

做了很多。

Ha.

哈。

So that that's what your That's what you're wearing.

所以，這就是你的 這就是你的穿著。

It's terrible advice to be passive aggressive.

被動進攻是很可怕的建議。

But what do you What you gonna do?

但你要做什麼？

What you gonna say?

你想說什麼？

Like change?

喜歡改變嗎？

You look stupid.

你看起來很傻。

No, you gotta be kind of nice about it, like, Ha ha.

不，你得是一種很好的 關於它，像，哈哈。

So that's that's what your that's what you're wearing.

所以，這就是你的... ...這就是你的穿著。

Okay, Cool.

好吧，酷。

Cool.

爽啊

Cool.

爽啊

Cool.

爽啊

Cool.

爽啊

Cool.

爽啊

Cool.

爽啊

Cool.

爽啊

Cool.

爽啊

Cool.

爽啊

Cool.

爽啊

Mm.

嗯。

Not my first choice.

不是我的第一選擇。

Anyway, stuff like that.

總之，這樣的東西。

You're welcome.

不客氣

Saved your marriage.

挽救了你的婚姻。

Olive Stirs.

橄欖攪拌。

Says how to.

說如何。

How do you keep your relationship romantic during quarantine times.

在檢疫時期，如何保持你們的感情浪漫。

Oh, that's, uh how do you keep it romantic.

哦，那是，呃，你怎麼保持浪漫。

I feel like being stuck in a house with someone is just by default, romantic and my wrong.

我覺得和一個人困在一個房子裡就是默認了，浪漫，也是我的錯。

I might be wrong in this.

我可能是錯的。

I think a lot of people probably heard me say that would be like, uh, were you talking about?

我想很多人可能聽到我這麼說會覺得，呃，你說的是什麼？

Like, obviously, I stopped trying with my appearance.

就像，很明顯，我不再嘗試與我的外表。

Um, you know, I stopped wearing make up a long time ago.

嗯，你知道，我很久以前就不化妝了。

I put way too much product in my hair.

我把太多的產品在我的頭髮。

Now, I don't think I remember the last time I put my contact lenses in, so, um, but I don't know, I think, but also, my husband and I were, like, still pretty fresh.

現在，我不認為我記得 我最後一次把我的隱形眼鏡， 所以，嗯，但我不知道，我想， 但也，我的丈夫和我一樣， 還是很新鮮。

We're like, a year and a half were pretty fresh.

我們就像，一年半的時間都很新鮮。

You gotta read a Cosmo.

你應該讀一讀Cosmo。

Um, I'm sure they have, like, cool tips and stuff.

嗯，我敢肯定，他們有一樣，很酷的技巧和東西。

Um, I don't know.

嗯，我不知道。

I'm thinking like I don't know, make a mistake.

我在想，我不知道，犯了一個錯誤。

Make your significant other steak.

給你的另一半做牛排。

I don't know, you know, role play, watch porn together.

我不知道，你知道，角色扮演，一起看黃片。

I don't know, do that stuff that's not really romantic.

我不知道，做那些並不浪漫的事情。

But, you know, could be it could be depends on the poor.

但是，你知道，可能是它可能是取決於窮人。

And you watch.

而你看。

I got a I got to stop.

我有一個我得停止。

You're welcome now, Function says.

Function說，現在不歡迎你了。

How do I focus on work while working from home?

如何在家辦公的同時專注於工作？

I love my job, but having a hard time us?

我愛我的工作，但有一個困難的時間我們？

I don't know.

我不知道。

How do you focus on anything when there's like a TV full of all these possibilities in front of you?

你怎麼能專注於任何事情，當有像一個電視充滿了所有這些可能性在你面前？

My husband's literally building a table outside.

我的丈夫真的在外面建了一張桌子。

It is loud.

它的聲音很大。

There's drills.

有演習。

You guys probably can't hear it, but I can.

你們可能聽不到，但我能聽到。

I love him so much.

我很愛他

How do I focus on work while working from home?

如何在家辦公的同時專注於工作？

I love my job and having a hard time.

我喜歡我的工作，卻很難受。

I think about this is so silly.

我想想這真是太傻了。

I think about when I was a student and I had a hard time focusing on my studies.

我想起了我還是學生的時候，我很難專注於學習。

When I was at home, someone said, and I can't remember who it was.

在家的時候，有人說，我不記得是誰了。

But there was the study that if you put on Beethoven or Mozart while you're doing work and helps you focus better, so I did that and it actually worked.

但有研究表明，如果你在工作時放上貝多芬或莫扎特的音樂，能幫助你更好地集中注意力，所以我就這麼做了，而且還真的有效。

But then I would put on Beethoven and I would think about a Clockwork orange.

但是，我會把貝多芬，我會想到發條橙。

And then my mind would, like, veer off into pretty twisted things.

然後，我的頭腦會一樣，偏離到相當扭曲的事情。

Twisted, you know, clockwork orange things.

扭曲的，你知道的，發條橙色的東西。

So yeah, Twisted.

所以，是的，扭曲的。

But anyway, um, how do I focus?

但無論如何，嗯，我怎麼才能集中精力？

I don't know.

我不知道。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Give yourself goals.

給自己一個目標。

Say, if I do this much work by this time, I'm gonna have some chocolate, or I'm gonna treat myself with a shot of whiskey.

如果這個時候我做了這麼多工作，我就會吃點巧克力，或者喝杯威士忌犒勞一下自己。

I don't know.

我不知道。

I think that you'll figure it out.

我想你會明白的。

Turn the TV off.

把電視關掉。

That's my biggest distraction.

這是我最大的分心。

And I can't do anything without the TV on.

而我不開電視就什麼都做不了。

So that's the problem with my life.

所以這就是我的生活問題。

Anyway.

總之...

Good luck.

好運。

I'm sure the fact that you love your job too.

我相信你也很喜歡你的工作。

That's pretty sweet.

這是相當甜蜜的。

That's great.

那太好了

Fixed it at.

固定在。

She sells whisky.

她是賣威士忌的。

Says how do I get my mother in a lot of like me?

說如何讓我的母親在很多喜歡我？

Oh, no.

哦，不

How do I get my mother in a lot of like me.

如何讓我的母親在很多喜歡我。

Wow.

哇哦

Oh, that's rough.

哦，那是粗糙的。

I don't know.

我不知道。

My mother in law loves me.

我的岳母愛我。

Um, that wasn't cool.

嗯，這是不冷靜。

Um, I think you need to, like, reach out and have some hang time.

嗯，我想你需要，喜歡，達到 並有一些掛時間。

You guys need to just hang out?

你們要不要出去玩玩？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Did you do something?

你做了什麼嗎？

Why?

為什麼？

Does she not like you?

她不喜歡你嗎？

Ah, just show her that you love your spouse very much.

啊，只要讓她知道你很愛你的配偶。

Usually mothers will be like if they make my son or daughter happy.

通常母親會像如果讓我的兒子或女兒快樂。

I should just be happy.

我應該高興才對。

Um, maybe she's also just kind of a miserable person.

嗯，也許她也只是一種可憐的人。

And there's, like, nothing you can do.

而且你也無能為力。

How do I get Maybe maybe she sucks.

我怎麼才能得到也許也許她很爛。

I don't know.

我不知道。

Uh, but I really hope you do something.

呃，但我真的希望你能做點什麼。

Just ask her to hang out.

就叫她出去玩吧。

Like, do some like bonding.

像，做一些喜歡結合。

E don't know.

我不知道

Like go to the What do you do, right?

比如去做什麼，對吧？

Going on walk.

去散步。

Ask her to go on a walk and then tell her.

請她去散步，然後告訴她。

Tell her some something really personal about you.

告訴她一些關於你的真正私人的東西。

I don't know.

我不知道。

There's a lot more to that that I want to ask.

我想問的還有很多。

Like, why doesn't she like you?

比如，她為什麼不喜歡你？

Is she cool?

她很酷嗎？

Does she like most people?

她喜歡大多數人嗎？

Did you piss her off?

你把她惹毛了嗎？

But I'm just going to assume you're a normal person.

但我只想假設你是個正常人。

She's a normal person.

她是一個正常的人。

She just doesn't like you.

她只是不喜歡你。

Maybe she's too attached to her child.

也許她對孩子的感情太深了。

And she just didn't want anybody getting in the way of her relationship with them that's really deep and intense.

而她只是不想讓任何人妨礙她和他們之間的關係，這關係真的很深很濃。

But whatever you dio, I'm sure if you're just yourself, she's gonna love you.

但不管你做什麼，我相信如果你做自己，她會喜歡你的。

But don't just take time.

但不要只花時間。

I might just take time.

我可能只是需要時間。

Dude, it's Kevin says.

夥計，這是凱文說。

What's the first dying in restaurant I should visit once Covitz season is over.

一旦科維茲季結束，我應該去的第一家死在餐廳是什麼。

Dying in restaurant.

死在餐廳裡。

Oh, what?

哦，什麼？

What's the first restaurant you should visit?

你應該去的第一家餐廳是什麼？

I get it the first place I would go, I would go anywhere that has good chicken tenders.

我得到它的第一個地方，我會去任何一個有好雞肉的地方。

I used Thio Go party with my friends, and then we end up at Denny's.

我和朋友們用Thio Go聚會，然後我們在Denny's結束。

And then we have the chicken tenders with ranch dressing, and there are moments when that's all I want.

然後我們有雞肉卷配上沙拉醬，有的時候我只想吃這個。

I just want to go to Denny's and I want to eat chicken tenders with some ranch dressing.

我只想去Denny's吃雞肉卷和一些牧場醬。

Oh, mozzarella sticks.

哦，馬蘇裡拉奶酪棒。

Oh, my God.

哦，我的上帝。

Oh, my God!

哦，我的天！

Once my friends and I went to this horrible bar in Pasadena.

有一次我和朋友們去了帕薩迪納的一家恐怖的酒吧。

I'm not going to say its name, but it's gross on def.

我不會說它的名字，但它的毛在赤字。

You're like, Hey, I know a gross bar.

你就像，嘿，我知道一個毛酒吧。

That's probably it, Um, when we drank a lot and Aaron Blair, who works on our show, this was years ago, ordered every single appetizer on the menu every single one, including something called a cheeseburger pizza.

這可能是它，嗯，當我們喝了很多 和亞倫・布萊爾，誰的作品在我們的節目， 這是幾年前，點了每一個單一的開胃菜 在菜單上的每一個人， 包括所謂的東西 奶酪漢堡比薩。

And it tastes exactly like a cheeseburger and pizza at the same time.

而且它的味道完全就像芝士漢堡和披薩同時吃。

I don't know if anything could get better than that.

我不知道還有沒有比這更好的了。

I want to say, Go to a nice restaurant like a nice having experience, but sometimes you just need to go to a Denny's, Vani Castro says.

我想說的是，去一個好的餐廳，就像一個好的有經驗，但有時你只需要去一個Denny's，Vani Castro說。

I met a guy who lied about his height, and he's shorter than me.

我遇到一個謊報身高的人，他比我還矮。

Should I address it with him?

我應該和他一起解決嗎？

He knows what he gonna address or you have a conversation like if you didn't notice, you're shorter than I am.

他知道他要去解決什麼問題，或者你有一個對話，就像如果你沒有注意到，你比我矮。

But okay, if this is a romantic thing, then he's starting off with lying.

但是好吧，如果這是一件浪漫的事情，那麼他的出發點就是撒謊。

And you have to be like, Listen, you and I both know that you're not taller than I am.

你要像，聽著，你和我都知道，你不比我高。

Um, I just want you to know I acknowledge that, and you should apologize.

嗯，我只是想讓你知道，我承認， 你應該道歉。

E think later on, I would be like remember when you said you were like six to, but you were really 54 That's you.

我想以後，我會喜歡 記得當你說你像六到， 但你真的54 這是你。

You kind of lied to me about that.

你對我撒謊了。

But for the first, like I have so many other questions.

但對於第一個，像我這樣的問題還有很多。

Do you like this person?

你喜歡這個人嗎？

Um, do you guys get along.

嗯，你們相處的好嗎。

Do you care that he's shorter than you?

你在乎他比你矮嗎？

If none of those things apply and it's just like he's shorter than me and I didn't like that, he lied to me.

如果這些都不適用，就像他比我矮，我不喜歡，他就騙我。

My my best advice to you would just be.

我對你最好的建議就是：

Is that something that's worth talking about?

這是值得談論的事情嗎？

Pick your battles, Pick your battles.

挑選你的戰役，挑選你的戰役。

It's the best thing someone ever told me.

這是有人告訴我的最好的事情。

You're welcome.

不客氣

Fixed it.

固定它。

I'm done.

我不幹了

I'm done.

我不幹了