WE THOUGHT WE WOULD TRY AND LIFT EVERYONE'S SPIRITS BY BOOKING A

我們認為，我們會嘗試通過預訂一個新的項目來提升大家的精神狀態。

LITTLE SURPRISE GUEST.

小驚喜的客人。

PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO EVERYBODY'S FAVORITE CHARMING

請熱烈歡迎大家最喜歡的迷人的。

LITTLE CHERUB, YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT, HE'S HERE IN PERSON, CUPID

小櫻桃，你不會相信，他親自來了，丘比特

IS HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE HE IS.

在這裡，女士們，先生們，他在這裡。

HEY CUPID.

嘿，CUPID。

CUPID, IT IS SUCH AN HONOR.

丘比特，這是一種榮譽。

IT IS SUCH AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU HERE.

有你在這裡是我的榮幸。

>> AND I LOVE BEING HERE.

>> 我喜歡在這裡。

SEE WHAT I DID, JAMES, I SAID I LOVE BEING HERE.

看看我做了什麼，詹姆斯，我說我喜歡在這裡。

>> James: I DID, THAT IS GOOD, VERY GOOD.

>> 詹姆斯。我做到了，這是很好的，非常好的。

WE SHOULD STEAL THAT ONE.

我們應該偷那一個。

>> GO AHEAD, JAMES.

>> 去吧，詹姆斯。

YOU'VE ALREADY STOLEN MY HEART.

你已經偷走了我的心。

HE'S ON FIRE.

他是在火。

>> James: OH, CUPID, YOU CHEEKY MIRNTION, CUPID, TELL ME,

>> 詹姆斯。丘比特，你這個古怪的幻覺，丘比特，告訴我。

BUSY TIME OF YEAR FOR YOU, ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE BIG DAY?

每年都是忙碌的季節，你是否為大日子而興奮？

>> I COULD TELL YOU.

>> 我可以告訴你。

OR I COULD SING IT FOR YOU.

或者我可以唱給你聽。

>> James: WE'D LOVE THAT.

>> 詹姆斯。我們會喜歡的。

>> YOU WOULD LIKE THAT.

>> 你會喜歡的。

>> OKAY, HERE WE GO.

>> 好了，我們走吧。

HANG ON.

等一下

NOW DEAR "LATE, LATE SHOW" STAFF.

現在親愛的 "遲到的，遲到的節目 "工作人員，

IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY,.

今天是情人節，。

♪ I'M READY TO SHOOT SO OPEN YOUR HEART.

我已經準備好拍攝，所以打開你的心。

♪ BECAUSE LaLaLaLa.

因為LaLaLaLa。

♪ LaLaLaLaLOVE.

LaLaLaLaLaLOVE。

♪ LaLaLaLOVE.

? LaLaLaLOVE。

♪ IS HERE TO STAY.

是在這裡停留。

♪ AND UNLESS OF COURSE SHE LOVES YOU FOR TREVOR.

除非她因為崔佛而愛你

♪ A GUY IN HER SPIN CLASS DOES NOTHING FOREVER.

一個傢伙在她的旋轉類做什麼 永遠。

>> James: SO HANG ON S THAT, CUPID, IS THAT PART OF THE SONG?

>> 詹姆斯。所以，掛在，丘比特，是這首歌的一部分？

>> NO, ACTUALLY JAMES T IS WHAT WE CALL GOING OFF SCRIPT.

>> 不，實際上，詹姆斯-T就是我們所說的離經叛道。

JUST LIKE WHEN YOUR WIFE GLORIA IS SUPPOSED TO BE SEEING HER

就像當你的妻子格洛麗亞應該是看到了她的

SISTER KIM BUT IN REALITY SHE IS SHAGGING TREVOR IN THE BACK OF

金姐，但實際上她在後面和特雷弗打了個招呼

HER COROLLA OUTSIDE THE SAME OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE WHERE YOU HAD

她的科羅拉在你吃過飯的那間露天茶館外。

YOUR FIRST DATE.

你的第一次約會。

>> James: OKAY, THAT'S A LOT OF INFORMATION, CUPID.

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，這是一個很大的資訊，丘比特。

LOVE CONQUERS ALL, THOUGH, RIGHT?

愛能征服一切，但，對不對？

>> YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, LOVE DOES CONQUER ALL, DOESN'T IT, DOESN'T

>> 是的，你是對的，愛能征服一切，不是嗎，不是嗎？

IT, APART FROM, APART FROM-- .

它，從，從，從 - 。

>> James: RIGHT, IT FEELS LIKE CUPID MIGHT BE GOING TO-- THE

>> 詹姆斯。對，感覺就像丘比特可能會去... --

MINUTE I WAS HOPING WE COULD KEEP THIS FUN, FLIRTY, FOCUS ON

分鐘，我希望我們能保持這種樂趣，靈動，專注於。

THE BRIGHT SIDE.

"光明的一面"。

>> RIGHT, I CAN DO THAT, CAN I DO THAT.

>> 對，我可以做到，我可以做到。

>> James: GOOD.

>> 詹姆斯。好的。

>> HOW IS THAT.

>> 如何是好。

GLORIA, DRAINED MY 401(K) BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE IT PAYED FOR A

格洛麗亞，我的401(K)被耗盡了，但從好的方面看，它為我支付了費用。

TRIP TO SANDALS JAMAICA WITH ANOTHER GUY.

與另一個人去牙買加的涼鞋之旅。

WHAT A PLEASANT-- .

多麼令人愉快的...

>> James: CUPID, I DON'T KNOW, THIS WASN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

>> 詹姆斯。丘比特，我不知道，這不是我心裡想的。

>> DO YOU THINK THIS IS WHAT I HAD IN MIND?

>> 你認為這是我想的嗎？

DO YOU?

你呢？

I WANTED TO FINISH-- SORRY.

我想完成 - 對不起。

I WANTED TO FINISH-- SORRY.

我想完成 - 對不起。

>> James: I KNOW, WE'VE ALL BEEN GOING THROUGH SOMETHINGFUL.

>> 詹姆斯。我知道，我們都經歷了一些事情。

THAT IS WHY WE WANTED TO TODAY TO BE HAPPY AND ROMAN TUCK, YOU

這就是為什麼我們希望今天是快樂的和ROMAN TUCK，你。

KNOW, OKAY, RIGHT, YOU ABSOLUTELY.

知道，好的，對的，你絕對。

YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT SMOKE IN HERE.

你絕對不能在這裡吸菸。

THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES, CUP I HAD.

這是違反規則的，杯我有。

>> SO IS ADULTERY BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP GLORIA, DID IT.

>> 所以是通姦，但這並沒有阻止格洛麗亞，不是嗎。

>> James: THIS IS CANCELED. WE'RE OUT OF TIME.

>> 詹姆斯。這是取消。 我們的時間不多了。

WE'RE GOING TO MOVE ON.

我們要繼續前進。

>> I'M SORRY.

>> 對不起。

I'M SORRY.

對不起。

GIVE ME A CHANCE, GIVE ME A CHANCE.

給我一個機會，給我一個機會。

I HAVE TO SHOOT MY ARROW.

我必須射出我的箭。

IF I DON'T SHOOT MY ARROW, I DON'T GET PAID.

如果我不射箭，我就拿不到錢。

HAVE I O GET PAID.

我有沒有得到報酬。

>> James: OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

>> 詹姆斯。好吧，好吧，好吧，好吧。

YOU CAN SHOOT, SHOOT YOUR ARROW.

你可以射，射你的箭。

SHOOT YOUR ARROW.

射出你的箭。

>> OKAY, ALL RIGHT, OKAY.

>> 好吧，所有的權利，好吧。

>> HANG ON.

>> 等一下。

>> OH MY GOD.

>> 哦，我的上帝。

CUPID, CUPID, STOP, STOP.

CUPID，CUPID，停止，停止。

>> HANG ON, HANG ON!

>> 堅持住，堅持住！

>> James: CUPID, WE CAN-- WE CAN SEE EVERYTHING.

>> 詹姆斯。丘比特，我們可以 - 我們可以看到的一切。

RIGHT, GET HIM OUT OF HERE, NOW.

對，讓他離開這裡，現在。

>> WAIT, STOP.

>> 等待，停止。

LaLaLaLa.

LaLaLaLaLa.

>> James: WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE OF THE LATE LATE SHOW AFTER

>> 詹姆斯：我們會回來的更多的晚間節目後，

THIS.

這。

I'M SORRY.

我很抱歉。