but sometimes you have to, and there are a few things

但有時你不得不這樣做，有一些事情

I'd like to say goodbye to right now.

我想和現在說再見。

It's time for "Go On, Git."

現在是 "繼續，Git "的時間。

-♪ Go on, git ♪

-"去吧，GIT

♪ Go on, git ♪

# Go on, git #

♪ Go on, go on, go on, git ♪

# Go on, go on, go on, git #

[ Western electric guitar twanging ]

[西式電吉他彈唱]

♪♪

♪♪

-Go on, git, Super Bowl ads

-去吧，去吧，超級碗廣告。

that keep airin' after the Super Bowl.

在超級碗之後，不斷播出'。

You're like the weird 20-year-old

你就像一個20歲的怪人

who still hangs out at his old high school.

誰還在他的老高中掛出。

It's over, hoss!

結束了，霍斯！

Seein' you try to relive your glory

看到你試圖重溫你的榮耀。

during a rerun of "NCIS" just makes me S-A-D.

在重播 "NCIS "的過程中，讓我S -A -D。

Now learn something from those Budweiser frogs and...

現在學學那些百威啤酒的青蛙和... ...

[Croaking] Go. On. Git.

[呱呱叫]去。Go. On.Git.

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

♪♪

♪♪

Go on, git!

去吧，Git！

Keys.

鑰匙。

It's 2021.

現在是2021年。

Why am I still walking around

為什麼我還在走動

with a bunch of tiny jagged knifes in my pocket?

口袋裡裝著一堆小鋸齒刀？

Make me sound like sleigh bells.

讓我聽起來像雪橇鐘聲。

Even Motel 6 upgraded to the key card,

就連Motel 6也升級到了鑰匙卡。

and they can't even afford water pressure!

他們甚至連水壓都買不起!

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

So, keys, uh, go on...

所以，鑰匙，呃，繼續... ...

use yourselves to unlock the door, then git.

用你們自己去開鎖，然後再去。

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

Go on, git.

來吧，Git。

Seeds.

種子。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

I see you tryin' to act like a food,

我看你是想表現得像個吃貨。

sneakin' your way into salads and smoothies and whatnot.

偷偷摸摸的方式進入沙拉和冰沙什麼的。

But y'all ain't food!

但你們都不是食物！

You go into the ground and become food!

你入土為安，成為食物!

You are pre-food!

你是食物前的！

So go on, git, back into the ground, seeds,

那就去吧，叼，回地裡去，種子。

and come back when you're an actual full-grown sunflower.

等你長成一株真正的向日葵後再來。

And then I'll eatcha!

然後我就去找你！

And then I'll eatcha!

然後我就去找你！

And then I'll eatcha!

然後我就去找你！

And then I'll eatcha!

然後我就去找你！

Then I'll eatcha!

那我就去找他！

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Spitting, can dinging ]

[隨地吐痰，罐丁]

Sunflower, I'll eat you!

向日葵，我要吃了你!

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Laughs ]

[笑]

Go on, git...

來吧，Git...

[ Laughs ]

[笑]

...TV shows where sound effects

...電視節目中的聲音效果

are way louder than the talkin' parts.

是方式比說話的部分響亮。

When I'm immersin' myself into a make-believe world

當我沉浸在一個虛幻的世界裡的時候

of double-crossing CIA agents,

中情局特工的雙重間諜。

I want to relax, not play a game

我想放鬆，不是玩遊戲

of volume chess with my TV remote.

的音量棋，用我的電視遙控器。

So GO ON, git, BACK to ONE CONSISTENT VOLUME!

所以，去吧，git，回到一個一致的音量！

[ Cheers and applause ]

[歡呼聲和掌聲]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

♪♪

♪♪

Go on, git, thesauruses.

去吧，git，詞庫。

You are unnecessary, superfluous,

你是不必要的，多餘的。

heck, even redundant.

呵，甚至是多餘的。

But, hey, since you like pretty words so much,

不過，嘿嘿，既然你這麼喜歡漂亮的文字。

I got a couple for ya.

我有幾個給你。

Abdicate your position.

放棄你的立場。

[ Applause ]

[掌聲]

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♪♪

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Go on, git! Crab cakes.

去吧，小子！蟹餅。

When I hear the word "cake," I think of a sweet, spongy treat.

當我聽到 "蛋糕 "這個詞時，我想到的是一種甜美的、海綿狀的食物。

But when I hear the word "crab,"

但是當我聽到 "螃蟹 "這個詞的時候

I think of the ocean's scariest STD.

我想到了海洋最可怕的性病。

And that's a no-go for my appetito.

而這對我的胃口來說是不可能的。

So go on, git, crab cakes, and come back when you're

所以，去吧，走吧，螃蟹餅，並回來時，你是。

tiny cakes for crabs 'cause that'd be adorable.

螃蟹的小蛋糕 因為那會是可愛的。

Well, it's hard to see 'em go,

好吧，這是很難看到他們去。

but I'm glad I got that out of my system.

但我很高興我把這話說出來了。

We'll be right back with Dwayne Johnson, everybody.

我們馬上回來和德維恩-約翰遜見面，各位。

[ Spits, can dings ]

[吐槽，可以叮]

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