ONCE AGAIN, I HAVE FOUND MYSELF AT THE HEART OF CONTROVERSY.

我又一次發現自己處於爭議的中心。

AND I JUST WANTED TO ADDRESS MY VIEWERS DIRECTLY SO THAT YOU CAN

我只是想直接告訴我的觀眾，這樣你就可以。

HEAR MY SIDE OF THE STORY BEFORE INEVITABLY THE MEDIA BLOWS IT

趁著媒體還沒有爆料之前，先聽聽我的說法吧。

WAY OUT OF PROPORTION.

出了比例的方式。

OKAY?

好嗎？

LAST WEEK WE DID OUR CLASSIC SEGMENT “CELEBRITY INSTAGRAM,” A

上週，我們做了我們的經典欄目 "名人INSTAGRAM"，一個。

PILLAR OF "THE LATE LATE SHOW"-- NAY, A PILLAR OF THE NETWORK--

"深夜秀 "的支柱 - 是的，網絡的支柱 --

OKAY?

好嗎？

IT'S A CLASSIC THAT I'M SURE YOU'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT IT LAST

這是一部經典，我敢肯定，你都在談論它，最後

WEEK IN WHICH WE SHOW PHOTOS FROM CELEBRITY'S INSTAGRAMS.

本週我們將展示名人的INSTAGRAMS照片。

WE THEN EXPAND THE FOE TOE TO -- TO SEE WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON.

然後，我們擴大腳趾... ... 看看還有什麼事情發生。

IT'S HILARIOUS.

這是可怕的。

I MEAN, I'M LAUGHING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.

我是說，一想到這個我就笑了。

LAST WEEK, WE HAD ONE OF SEAN MENDEZ, I WASN'T CUT BECAUSE IT

上週，我們有一個SEAN MENDEZ的，我沒有被裁掉，因為它。

WAS TOO FUNNY.

是太有趣了。

YOU'VE SEEN IT, IT WAS COMEDY GOLD.

你已經看過了，這是喜劇黃金。

IT WASN'T A FUNNY ISSUE BUT UNFORTUNATELY, THERE WAS AN

這不是一個有趣的問題，但不幸的是，有一個。

ERROR IN COMMUNICATION AND THE DIGITAL DEPARTMENT WAS NOT

通信錯誤，數字部門未予處理。

INFORMED OF THE EDIT AND THIS IS WHAT THEY POSTED ON YOUTUBE.“

通知的編輯，這是他們發佈在YOUTUBE上。"

CELEBRITY INSTAGRAM: KYLIE JENNER, SHAWN MENDES.”

CELEBRITY INSTAGRAM：KYLIE JENNER，SHAWN MENDES。"

WE'VE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME.

我們已經真正做到了這一點的時候。

WE HAVE COOKED OUR GOOSE.

我們已經煮好了我們的鵝。

( LAUGHTER ) AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, MANY PEOPLE

你可以想象，許多人

CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO ONLY TO FIND THAT- THOUGH HILARIOUS

點擊了這個視頻，才發現，雖然很搞笑。

COMEDY- THERE WAS NO SHAWN MENDES CONTENT AND THEY WERE

喜劇--沒有肖恩-門德斯的內容，而他們是。

UNDERSTANDABLY VERY UPSET, LEAVING COMMENTS LIKE, “WAIT

非常不安，留下的評論，如 "等待"。

WHERE THE ( BLEEP ) IS SHAWN?” ( LAUGHTER )“

哪裡的（BLEEP）是肖恩？"（笑）"

I ONLY CLICKED ON THIS FOR SOME YUM YUM SHAWN MENDES CONTENT...

我只是點擊了這個為一些美味的味道SHAWN MENDES內容... ...

I'M DISAPPOINTED!”“ YOU SAID SHAWN MENDES-- I'M

我很失望！""你說肖恩-門德斯--我... ...

HERE.

這裡。

AND YOU LET ME DOWN.”“ DISLIKING BECAUSE HE LIED TO ME

而你卻讓我失望了。""不喜歡，因為他騙了我。

ABOUT SHAWN.”“ LITERALLY I WATCHED IT ALL TO

關於肖恩。"事實上，我看了這一切，以

FINALLY SEE SHAWN'S AND THEN NOTHING.

最後看到肖恩的，然後什麼都沒有。

AM I JOKE TO YOU?” AND THIS ONE, “WOMEN ARE LIKE

我是在跟你開玩笑嗎？"而這一個，"女人就像

TEA BAGS, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG THEY ARE UNTIL THEY GET

茶包，他們不知道自己有多強，直到他們得到了。

INTO HOT WATER.” ( LAUGHTER )

進入熱水。"（笑）

>> Reggie: WHAT?

>> 雷吉：什麼？

>> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT LAST ONE HAD TO DO WITH THE

>> 詹姆斯。我不知道這最後一個與什麼有關。

VIDEO, BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS WISE.

視頻，但我認為這是明智的。

SO, THANK YOU, YOUTUBE USER MONKY DOLLQUEEN.

所以，謝謝你，YOUTUBE用戶MONKY DOLLQUEEN。

NOW...

現在...

WE AT "THE LATE LATE SHOW" ARE OF COURSE HORRIFIED, EMBARRASSED

我們在 "深夜秀 "上當然會感到驚恐和羞愧

AND ASHAMED.

並感到羞愧。

OKAY?

好嗎？

NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

與此無關。

ADAM ABRAMSON IS THE HEAD, NAY THE BOSS OF THE DIGITAL TEAM,

ADAM ABRAMSON是數字團隊的負責人，不，是老闆。

WHAT WENT ON, E-BLOKE?

發生了什麼事，E-BLOKE？

>> I GOT EXCITED, I WAS TRYING TO SELL THE SIZZLE AS I ALWAYS

>> 我很興奮，我想賣掉這個尺寸，因為我總是這樣。

DO AND -- >> James: I'M SORRY, I CANNOT

做和 - >> 詹姆斯。 對不起，我不能。

HELP BUT THINK, ADAM IS USING THE CORONAVIRUS TO NOT COME INTO

幫助，但認為，亞當正在使用的CORONAVIRUS不進入

WORK, AND HE'S SENT IN A 17-YEAR-OLD BECAUSE EVERY DAY

工作，而他送來了一個17歲的孩子，因為每天都有

IT'S HAT, TWO MASKS, HE'S ALSO HALF THE SIZE THAT HE WAS WHEN

帽子，兩個面具，他也只有當初的一半大小。

HE LEFT IN MARCH.

他在三月離開了。

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS IS EVEN ADAM.

我不相信這是連亞當。

I THINK ADAM IS IN THE BAHAMAS AND THIS IS THE THING THAT'S

我想亞當在巴哈馬，而這是事情的。

MADE IT COME UNSTUCK.

讓它來解開。

>> SO YEAH, EVERY NIGHT WE TRY TO SELL THE SIZZLE AND SEAN IS

>> 所以，是的，每天晚上我們試圖出售的大小和SEAN是

THE SIZZLE AND LIKE YOU SAID -- >> James: I'M THE SIZZLE!

"The SIZZLE and LIKE YOU SAID --" 詹姆斯： 我是 "大小"！

AND I APPRECIATE YOU ARE TRYING TO SELL THE SIZZLE.

我很感激你想賣掉這個尺寸。

ADAM'S HAD A QUITE TOUGH CAN QUARANTINE.

ADAM's had a QUARANTINE QUARANTINE quite TOUGH CAN。

YOU'RE TRYING TO SELL THE SIZZLE I WON'T WATCH THE EDITED CLIP.

你想賣給我尺寸，我不會看編輯過的片段。

DO YOU EVER WATCH DID VIDEOS WHEN YOU PUT THEM UP OR DO YOU

你把視頻放上去的時候，有沒有看過DID視頻，或者你有沒有... ...

GO WHAT SHALL WE CALL THIS?

去我們該怎麼稱呼這個？

>> DO I WATCH NAP.

>> 我要不要看NAP。

>> James: TYLER WHAT SHOULD WE CALL THIS?

>> 詹姆斯： 泰勒 我們該怎麼稱呼這個？

I DON'T KNOW, WHAT GETS VIEWS.

我不知道，什麼東西能讓人看到。

GENTLEMAN IMS HIT BY A CAR.

紳士被車撞了。

BUT IT'S EMOJI NEWS, DOESN'T MATTER, SELL THE SIZZLE, BRO.

但這是EMOJI新聞，不要緊，賣的大小，兄弟。

>> THEAT PRETTY MUCH IT, YOU PRETTY MUCH HIT IT.

>> 劇院漂亮的多，你漂亮的多打它。

I JUST -- SO YES, WE HAVE A STRONG QC PROCESS IN PLACE.

我只是... 所以是的，我們有一個強大的品質控制程序。

>> QUALITY CHECK.

>>質量檢查。

>> James: YOU'VE GOT A STRONG QC WHEN YOU'RE TRYING THE STS?

>> James: 當你嘗試STS時，你有一個強有力的QC？

>> IT WAS I WAS TRYING TO THE MAKE DINNER AND SHAWN WILL BE

>> 它是我試圖使晚餐和肖恩將是

IN.

IN：

YEAH THERE WAS TOO MUCH LAUGHS OFF THE BALK OF IT.

是啊，有太多的笑聲了。

-- BACK OF IT AND IF WE PUT IT UP IT WOULD BE

-- 後面的，如果我們把它豎起來，它就會。

A MINUTE OF PEOPLE LAUGHING.

一分鐘的人笑。

WE'RE GOING TO SHOW YOU THE SHAWN MENDEZ THAT WAS CUT.

我們要給你看看被砍掉的肖恩-門德斯。

THIS NEXT ONE IS SHAWN MENDES, CAMILLA CABELLO.

下一個是肖恩-門德斯，卡米拉-卡貝洛。

LOOK WHERE SHE GOT IT?

看看她在哪裡得到它？

>> ARE THERE MORE, PLEASE?

>> 還有其他的嗎，請問？

>> James: THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME QUITE DEPRESSED!

>> 詹姆斯。 這實際上讓我很沮喪！

I MEAN, THE GREATEST SALESMAN IN THE WORLD COULD NOT SELL THAT

我是說，世界上最好的銷售員都賣不出去

SIZZLE.

尺寸：

(LAUGHTER) >> James: CLEARLY IT WAS CUT

(笑)>>詹姆斯。 很明顯，它被切斷

FOR TIME.

對於時間。

BECAUSE IT WAS SO SMART AND GOOD AND FUNNY.

因為它是如此聰明，好和有趣。

BUT WE REALIZE HOW EGREGIOUS OUR CRIME WAS.

但我們意識到我們的罪行是多麼的可悲。

IT WAS.

它是。

IT WAS EGREGIOUS AND I DON'T USE THAT WORD LIGHT, YOU KNOW, IT

它是EGREGIOUS，我不使用這個詞的光，你知道，這是

WAS EGREGIOUS.

是EGREGIOUS。

NOT ONLY DID WE DEPRIVE POWER AUDIENCE OF SHAWN MENDES

我們不僅剝奪了肖恩-門德斯的權力聽眾，而且還剝奪了他的權力。

CONTENT, WE ALSO DEPRIVED THEM OF A GOOD LAUGH.

內容，我們也剝奪了他們的歡笑。

AND WE'D LIKE TO GO A STEP WE RESPECT YOU WE LOVE YOU AND

我們想走一步，我們尊重你，我們愛你，而且

WE LIKE TO GIVE YOU THIS AS A PEACE OFFERING WHICH IS A FULL

我們想把這個作為和平祭品送給你，這是一個完整的。

MINUTE OF PURE UNCUT SHAWN MENDES CONTENT.

純粹的未經切割的肖恩-門德斯內容的分鐘。

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S AN ENTIRE MINUTE FROM OUR SHOW THAT IS

沒錯，這是我們節目的一個整點時間，就是

SOAKED IN SHAWN.

泡在SHAWN。

IT'S SOPPING WITH SHAWN.

它的SOPPING與肖恩。

IT IS SOPPING WITH SHAWN.

這是SOPPING與肖恩。

MIRED IN MENDES.

在MENDES的MIRED。

PLEASE ENJOY.

請欣賞。

A MINUTE O' MENDES.

A MINUTE O' MENDES.

YOU COUNT ME DOWN, FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE.

你算我倒數，五四三二一。

SHAWN MENDES IS HERE TONIGHT!

肖恩-門德斯今晚在這裡！

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ OH MENDES

"哦，門德斯

♪ A MINUTE OF MENDES ♪ ♪ A MINUTE OF MENDES.

* A MINUTE OF MENDES * * A MINUTE OF MENDES.

>> James: WHY ARE YOU ARE BRUSHING YOUR EDIT AT MY DESK?

>> 詹姆斯。 你為什麼在我的桌子上刷你的編輯？

>> IT'S MY -- >> JUSTIN BIEBER WEARS NEW

>> IT'S MY -- >> JUSTIN BIEBER WEARS NEW

UNDERWEAR EVERY DAY.

每天都要穿內衣。

>> I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED A MINUTE --

>> 我從來沒有想象過一分鐘 --

>> LIKE GO FOR LIKE A NICE WALK OR SOMETHING.

>> 喜歡去喜歡的散步或什麼的。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: THAT WAS IT, THAT

*********詹姆斯 那是它，那

WAS A MINUTE, NOT THAT WAS A MINUTE, NOT A SECOND

是一分鐘，而不是那是一分鐘，不是一秒鐘

MORE, NOT A SECOND LESS.

更多，一秒都不能少。

WE HOPE YOU'VE FORGIVEN US.

我們希望你已經原諒了我們。

WE WILL NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE AGAIN WILL WE ADAM?

我們不會再犯這個錯誤了，對不對，亞當？

>> NEVER AGAIN.

>> 再也不會了。

>> James: KEEP CHECKIN' BECAUSE I BET WE DO.

>> 詹姆斯。 因為我相信我們會的。

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH VIGGO MORTENSEN, COME

我們馬上回來，VIGGO MORTENSEN，來吧。