I keep acting like this is a new phenomenon.

我一直表現得好像這是個新現象。

I can't believe it's been almost a year.

我不敢相信已經快一年了。

I'm so used to talking to you in person.

我已經習慣了和你當面交談。

We always have a good time.

我們總是有一個很好的時間。

I don't even know where you are right now.

我甚至不知道你現在在哪裡。

Where are you?

你在哪裡？

I'm in the guest room of someone else.

我在別人的客房裡。

I was gonna say someone else's house, which it is because it's an Airbnb.

我本來想說是別人的房子，因為是Airbnb，所以是這樣的。

I'm in Montreal Eyes A.

我在蒙特利爾眼睛A。

I'm in Montreal.

我在蒙特利爾。

Okay, It's so funny because it looks like you're on the run from the law.

好吧，它是如此有趣，因為它看起來像 你在逃避法律。

It's just this all has the I tracked down Jay Baruchel, who you all know is on the run.

只是這一切都有我追蹤到了傑伊-巴魯切爾，你們都知道他在逃亡。

I've tracked him down 5 a.m. And the shelling has just started.

我早上5點找到了他，炮擊剛剛開始。

Are you doing okay?

你還好嗎？

So you're staying in this Airbnb in Montreal?

所以你要住在蒙特利爾的這個Airbnb？

How are you adapting toe?

你是如何適應腳趾的？

All of this?

這一切？

Is this because I have noticed two things.

是不是因為我注意到了兩件事。

There are people that just can't handle this quarantine this lock down this pandemic and there are other people that are sort of oddly suited to it.

有的人就是不能處理這種檢疫這種鎖定這種大流行，還有的人就有點奇特的適合。

Where are you?

你在哪裡？

What's most depressing, I think is that last year was by far by far the most relaxed I've seen in my adult life.

最鬱悶的是，我覺得去年是我成年以來迄今為止最輕鬆的一年。

You know, it's funny.

你知道，這很有趣。

It's it is like, we're not supposed to admit that, but there are some of us that air getting really good sleep.

它的它就像，我們不應該承認， 但也有一些我們的空氣得到真正的好睡眠。

Um, I've, you know, I don't know about you, but I have spent I get great sleep, and I've been just basically wearing leisure wear, um, you know, for And it's gotten to the point now where I think I'm putting it in my will That when my time comes, I wanna I wanna be buried.

嗯，我，你知道，我不知道你， 但我已經花了我得到很好的睡眠， 我一直只是 基本上穿著休閒裝， 嗯，你知道，為 它得到了現在的點 我想我把它在我的意志 當我的時間來了， 我想我想被埋葬。

I want in the casket.

我想在棺材裡。

I wanna be in like Lulu Lemon.

我想成為像露露檸檬那樣的人。

You know, I just Yeah, it's a sad state of affairs.

你知道，我只是... ...是啊，這是一個悲傷的事態。

Well, it certainly is.

嗯，這當然是。

I'm in a post jeans world I can't conceive of ever wearing them.

我在後牛仔褲的世界裡，我無法想象曾經穿上它們。

If somebody wasn't paying me, you know, I'm doing this TV show now and now I have to squeeze into the damn things, just like yeah, I didn't miss that at all.

如果有人不給我錢，你知道，我現在在做這個電視節目，現在我必須擠進這些該死的東西，就像是的，我根本沒有錯過。

Um, yeah.

嗯，是的。

No, If I wish Thio, if I wish to pan down, you would see it z squarely Party on the bottom.

不，如果我想Thio，如果我想往下平移，你會看到它z正黨在底部。

That's no.

那是沒有。

Never, never say in that sentence again.

千萬，千萬不要再用這句話說了。

Exactly.

就是這樣

Don't ever.

千萬不要

And you should have said it the first time I've edited out.

而你應該在我編輯出來的第一時間就說出來。

But who has the money for that?

但誰有錢做這個？

E Think last time you were on the show in person, you were with your fiancee at the time?

E想上次你親自上節目，當時你和未婚妻在一起嗎？

Yes, on.

是的，上。

I know that you were planning to get married really soon.

我知道你是打算很快就結婚的。

And I think you got married.

我想你已經結婚了。

Just Aziz.

只是阿齊茲。

This'll thing locked everybody down, didn't you?

這東西把所有人都鎖住了，是嗎？

Yeah.

是啊。

Way really got married.

方式真的結婚了。

We got married and that was that.

我們結婚了，就是這樣。

My I'll be honest, I When all this started, I really thought we'd kill each other on and strangely, that's not what happened on, but it ended up being kind of nice.

說實話，我... ...當這一切開始的時候，我真的以為我們會互相殘殺... ...奇怪的是，這不是發生了什麼，但它最終是一種不錯的。

However, there was a point last summer when I, uh my wife answered a question Really kind of short or something.

然而，去年夏天有一個點，我，呃，我妻子回答了一個問題，真的有點短什麼的。

I was like, Why are you so crabby?

我當時想，你怎麼這麼暴躁？

And she was like, Well, listen, nothing personal, but it's been it's been on Lee.

她說，好吧，聽著，不是針對你的，但它一直... ...它一直在李。

You allow Year E.

你允許E年。

I am deeply sympathetic.

我深感同情。

It's been 38 years for me.

對我來說，已經38年了。

So I get you completely.

所以我完全明白你的意思。