ABOUT.

關於.

OF COURSE, DONALD TRUMP'S SECOND IMPEACHMENT TRIAL BEGAN TODAY,

當然，唐納德・特朗普的第二次反劾審判今天開始了。

AND IT STARTED OUT WITH A DEBATE OVER WHETHER OR NOT IMPEACHING A

它開始於一場關於是否應執行《公約》的辯論。

FORMER PRESIDENT IS CONSTITUTIONAL.

前任主席是憲法規定的。

IT FEELS LIKE THIS QUESTION COULD HAVE BEEN ANSWERED WEEKS

感覺這個問題可能已經被回答了好幾個星期了。

AGO WITH A SIMPLE TEXT TO A COLLEGE PROFESSOR SOMEWHERE.

AGO用一個簡單的文字給某地的大學教授。

BUT WHAT DO I KNOW?

但我知道什麼？

AS EXPECTED, THE SENATE PASSED THE VOTE SAYING THE

正如預期的那樣，參議院通過了表決，表示："我們將繼續努力。

IMPEACHMENT TRIAL WOULD GO ON.

IMPEACHMENT TRIAL WOULD GO ON。

THE SENATE DOES HAVE JURISDICTION TO TRY A FORMER

參議院有司法權審判一個前議員。

PRESIDENT.

主席：

SO THERE GOES TRUMP'S FIRST STRATEGY.

所以特朗普的第一戰略就這樣了。

NOW THAT IT HAS FAILED, HE'LL BE MOVING ON TO THE VAUNTED "IT

現在它失敗了，他就會轉到不受歡迎的 "IT "上。

WASN'T ME" DEFENSE PIONEERED IN THE LANDMARK CASE, "SHAGGY V.

不是我 "的辯解，在 "SHAGGY V. LANDMARK CASE "案中發揮了先鋒作用。

GETTING CAUGHT RED-HANDED."

被抓到紅手。"

( LAUGHTER ) LEADING THE IMPEACHMENT DEFENSE

帶領內閣防衛隊的工作

FOR TRUMP IS BRUCE CASTOR, A CONTROVERSIAL LAWYER WHO

為特朗普服務的是布魯斯-卡斯特爾，他是一位頗具爭議的律師。

SPECIALIZES IN MEDICAL MALPRACTICE AND "PEOPLE FALSELY

專注於醫療事故和 "人命關天"。

ACCUSED IN 'ME TOO' CASES."

在'我也'案件中被指控。"

YOU CAN SEE HIM IN THIS PHOTO HERE -- JUST BASED ON THAT

你可以在這張照片中看到他 -- 就憑這一點。

PICTURE ALONE, I CAN ALREADY TELL THIS IS NOT A NICE PERSON

僅僅是圖片，我已經可以告訴這不是一個好人。

WHO IS AMAZING AT RAQUETBALL.

誰是驚人的曲棍球。

>> Reggie: OH, YES Y.

>> 雷吉：哦，是的，是的。

>> James: YOU DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HIM BUT YOU WANT

>> 詹姆斯。你不想和他混在一起，但你想。

CASTOR IN DOUBLES.

兩人一組的CASTOR

>> Reggie: YES.

>> 雷吉：是的。

>> James: HERE'S BRUCE CASTOR TODAY

>> 詹姆斯。今天有請布魯斯-卡斯特爾。

ON THE SENATE FLOOR, ARGUING ON BEHALF OF TRUMP.

在參議院議席上，為特朗普辯護。

SEE IF YOU CAN FOLLOW ALONG.

看看你能不能跟上。

>> IF WE GO DOWN THE ROAD THAT MY VERY WORTHY ADVERSARY HERE

>> 如果我們沿著這條路走下去，我的非常危險的建議在這裡。

MR. RASKIN ASKS YOU TO GO DOWN, THE FLOODGATES WILL OPEN.

拉斯金先生請你下去拉斯金請你下去，水閘就會打開。

I WAS GOING TO SAY IT WILL -- INSTEAD OF FLOODGATES, I WAS

我想說的是，它會... ...而不是洪水閘門，我是。

GOING TO SAY, ORIGINALLY, IT WILL RELEASE THE WHIRLWIND,

去說，最初，它將釋放旋風。

WHICH IS A POLITICAL -- A BIBLICAL REFERENCE, BUT I

這是一個政治 - 一個聖經的參考，但我。

SCWEBTLY LEARNED SINCE I GOT HERE THAT THAT PARTICULAR PHRASE

從我到這裡開始，我就學會了那個特殊的句子。

HAS ALREADY BEEN TAKEN, SO I FIGURED I BETTER CHANGE IT TO

已經採取了，所以我想我最好把它改成。

FLOODGATES.

洩洪閘。

>> James: WHAT?

>> 詹姆斯。什麼？

I'LL ADMIT, I HAD HIGH HOPES WHEN HE SHOWED UP WEARING

我承認，當他出現時，我對他抱有很高的期望，他穿著

GLASSES.

眼鏡：

( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW HE'S GOING TO GET HOME

你知道他要回家了嗎？

TONIGHT AND BE LIKE, OH, I SHOULD'VE GONE WITH

今晚，是想，哦，我應該已經走了與

FLOODGATES."

洩洪閘。"

SHOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED THE WINDS AT ALL.

不應該提到風。

WHAT WAS I THINKING?

我在想什麼呢？

( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU SEE ME TODAY, BABE?

（笑）你今天看到我了嗎，寶貝？

YEAH, I DID THE -- ( LAUGHTER )

是的，我做了 - （笑）。

I ( BLEEP ) UP.

我（BLEEP）了。

DID YOU SEE THE -- YEAH, THE FLOODGATES BIT, YEAH.

你有沒有看到... ... - 是的，水閘位，是的。

( BLEEP ).

( BLEEP ).

NOW, CASTOR ONLY HAD A WEEK TO PREPARE FOR THE TRIAL AND HAS

現在，卡斯特只有一個星期的時間來準備審判，並且已經...。

NEVER MET WITH TRUMP IN PERSON, WHICH IS HONESTLY A GOOD LEGAL

從未與特朗普本人見過面，這是一個誠實的好法律。

STRATEGY.

戰略：

"HEY, MAN, THE LESS I KNOW, THE BETTER."

"嘿，夥計，我知道的越少，越好。"

BUT HIS LACK OF PREPARATION WAS KIND OF OBVIOUS.

但他的準備不足是很明顯的。

>> SENATOR DIRKSEN RECORDED A SERIES OF LECTURES THAT MY

>> 德里克森參議員錄製了一系列的演講，我的

PARENTS HAD ON A RECORD AND -- WE STILL KNOW WHAT RECORDS ARE,

我們還不知道什麼是記錄。

RIGHT?

對吧？

THE THING YOU PUT THE NEEDLE DOWN ON AND YOU PLAY IT.

你把針放上去就能玩的東西。

>> James: YEAH, AND WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BLOCKBUSTER VIDEOS?

>> 詹姆斯。是啊，和發生了什麼事 到BLOCKBUSTER視頻？

YOU COULD GET A MOVIE AND A BOX OF GOOD-N-PLENTY AT THE SAME

你可以在同一時間得到一部電影和一盒好東西。

TIME!" HE LISTENED TO VINYL RECORDS OF

時間！"他聽了VINYL唱片的聲音

SPEECHES FROM A SENATOR.

參議員的講話：

WHICH MAKES SENSE.

這是有道理的。

YOU HAVEN'T REALLY HEARD CHUCK SCHUMER UNTIL YOU'VE HEARD

在你聽過舒默的歌之前，你還沒有真正聽過他的歌。

CHUCK SCHUMER ON VINYL.

CHUCK SCHUMER的唱片。

( LAUGHTER ) I ALSO WANT TO SAY, JUST BECAUSE

（笑）我也想說，只是因為，

WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A RECORD PLAYER IS

我們都還記得什麼是唱片演奏家

DOESN'T MEAN WE UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ELSE YOU'RE TRYING TO

並不代表我們能理解你的任何想法。

SAY HERE.

說這裡。

( LAUGHTER ) AND HERE HE GETS CONFUSED

（笑），在這裡，他得到了困惑。

WHETHER HE'S DOING A LIST WITH NUMBERS OR LETTERS.

無論他做一個列表與數字或字母。

>> BUT THERE ISN'T A SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO, A, DOESN'T CONSIDER

>> 但你們中沒有一個人，A，沒有考慮到

YOURSELF A PATRIOT OF THE UNITED STATES AND, TWO, THERE ISN'T A

你自己也是美國的愛國者，而且，第二，沒有一個人是美國的愛國者。

SINGLE ONE OF YOU WHO DOESN'T CONSIDER THE OTHER 99 TO BE

你們中任何一個人不認為其他99人都是。

PATRIOTS OF THE UNITED STATES.

美國的愛國者。

>> James: OH, IT WAS ALL GOING PERFECTLY UP UNTIL THAT POINT.

>> 詹姆斯。哦，這一切都完美地進行了 直到這一點。

( LAUGHTER ) ONE BIG CHANGE IS TRUMP ISN'T

一個最大的變化是，特朗普不是。

ABLE TO LIVE TWEET ABOUT THIS ONE.

能夠現場推特關於這一個。

I WOULD LOVE TO SEE TRUMP GET CREATIVE THIS WEEK.

我很想看到特朗普本週的創意。

I KNOW HE CAN'T TWEET BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE CAN'T SHARE HIS

我知道他不能發微博，但這並不意味著他不能分享他的。

FEELINGS IN ANOTHER FORM LIKE SKY WRITING.

另一種形式的感覺，如天空寫作。

MOVING ON.

繼續前進。

THERE'S SOME INTERESTING SPACE NEWS.

有一些有趣的空間新聞。

OR AS IT'S KNOWN IN SPACE...

或者說，在太空中，它被稱為... ...

NEWS.

新聞：

THREE SPACE CRAFTS LAUNCHED BY THREE DIFFERENT NATIONS ARE DUE

三個不同國家推出的三件空間工藝品應運而生。

TO REACH MARS WITHIN DAYS OF EACH OTHER.

在一天之內到達火星。

THE UNITED ARAB EMIRATES'S PROBE REACHED MARS TODAY, CHINA'S

阿拉伯聯合酋長國的探測器今天到達了火星，中國的探測器也到達了火星。

ARRIVES ON WEDNESDAY, AND NASA'S WILL TOUCH DOWN NEXT WEEK.

週三抵達，NASA將在下週降落。

THREE DIFFERENT PROBES IN LESS THAN A WEEK.

三個不同的問題在不到一週的時間裡。

THOSE ARE GUILLERMO NUMBERS.

這些都是guillermo的數字。

( LAUGHTER ) YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS,

（笑）你知道這是什麼。

GUILLERMO?

吉勒莫？

A MARS-NAJ-A-TROIS.

一個火星-納吉-阿特羅伊斯。

>> OH, OKAY.

>> 哦，好吧。

THAT WAS A FAILURE OF A JOKE.

這是一個失敗的笑話。

( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: FAILURE TO LAUNCH.

失敗發射。

FAILURE TO LAUNCH.

未能啟動。

>> James: THAT WASN'T A FAILURE OF A JOKE!

>> 詹姆斯。這不是一個失敗的笑話！

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> James: WOW.

>> 詹姆斯。WOW。

I CAN'T ARGUE WIT.

我不能爭辯。

( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU WRITE THAT JOKE, JOHN?

是你寫的笑話嗎，約翰？

WHO WROTE THAT JOKE?

誰寫的笑話？

>> I'M NOT SURE.

>> 我不確定。

>> James: WRITERS UNION HOLDING STRONG.

>> 詹姆斯。作家聯盟保持強勢。

>> CAN'T LEAVE THE ROOM.

>> 不能離開房間。

>> James: ANOTHER ONE GOES UNDER THE BUS.

>> 詹姆斯。又有一個人倒黴了。

NO ONE GOES UNDER THE BUS.

沒有人去公車下。

IF KENNEDY SAYS NO, WE'RE ONE FOR ALL, ALL FOR ONE.

如果肯尼迪說 "不"，我們就是一個人的，一個人的。

UNLESS IT'S TOM AND THEN I'LL THROW HIM UNDER THE BUS.

除非是TOM，然後我就把他扔到公車上。

SCIENTISTS ARE CONCERNED THAT THE THREE SPACE CRAFTS WILL

科學家們擔心，這三個空間手工藝品將

CONVERGE BEFORE GETTING TO MARS AND BE LIKE, "OH, YOU GO AHEAD."

在到達火星之前匯合，並喜歡， "哦，你先走吧。"

NO, PLEASE, AFTER YOU.

不，求你了，在你之後。

OH, WE BOTH WENT.

哦，我們都去了。

SO, NO, YOU GO.

所以，不，你去。

AND THEN JUST NEVER ACTUALLY LAND ON MARS.

然後就再也不登陸火星了。

( LAUGHTER ) I THINK THAT WHOLE BIT GOES.

我想，整個比特去。

( LAUGHTER ) >> THIS IS GOING TO BE TOUGH TO

（笑） >>這將是艱難的，以

COME BACK FROM.

回來了，從。

>> James: I CAN'T EVEN BLAME THE JOKE.

>> 詹姆斯。我甚至不能責怪笑話。

THAT WAS A GOOD JOKE.

這是一個很好的笑話。

IT'S ALL ME.

都是我。

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I DON'T GET MY WALK DOWN WITH ROB.

這就是我沒能和羅伯一起散步時發生的事情。

ARE YOU WEARING THAT HAT, TIM, BECAUSE OWEN WILSON WORE A HAT

你戴著那頂帽子嗎，TIM，因為OWEN WILSON戴著帽子。

YESTERDAY AND YOU THOUGHT, I'M GOING TO PULL A HAT OUT.

昨天你想，我要把帽子拿出來。

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

THERE'S NO WAY TO BE IN A BAD MOOD WHEN I'M WEARING A COWBOY

當我穿著牛仔服的時候，沒有辦法心情不好。

HAT.

帽子：

>> James: TRY DOING THESE JOKES, YOU WILL FIND ONE.

>> 詹姆斯。試著做這些笑話，你會發現一個。

( LAUGHTER ) I THINK IT'S THE GLARE OFF

我想這是眼鏡的問題

PETE'S SHIRT, BOUNCING BACK OFF THE LIGHTS.

佩特的襯衫，在燈光下蹦蹦跳跳。

DO YOU WANT SOME TECH NEWS?

你想知道一些技術新聞嗎？

>> YES!

>> 是！

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

TWITTER IS APPARENTLY EXPLORING THE IDEA OF ADDING A "TIPPING"

微博正在探索增加 "小費 "的想法

FEATURE, THAT WOULD ALLOW USERS TO PAY THEIR FAVORITE ACCOUNTS

功能，將允許用戶支付他們最喜歡的帳戶。

FOR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT.

獨家內容。

YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO PAY GOOD MONEY FOR.

是的，這就是我想花大錢買的東西。

A NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN TAKE ON THE -- OH, ( BLEEP ).

一個前所未有的採取對 - 哦，（嗶）。

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: THIS IS IT.

（笑） >> 詹姆斯：這是它。

THIS IS THE ONE.

這是一個。

>> YEP.

>> YEP。

THIS IS THE BIG ONE.

這是大的一個。

>> James: THIS IS THE ONE THAT JUST BROKE IT ALL.

>> 詹姆斯。這是一個剛剛打破了這一切。

THIS IS THE ONE.

這是一個。

I WAS HERE ON TIME.

我在這裡的時間。

YOU WERE HERE ON TIME.

你在這裡的時間。

PETE WAS HERE ON TIME.

佩特准時來了

>> YEAH.

>> 是的。

>> James: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S CHANGED.

>> 詹姆斯。我不知道發生了什麼變化。

( LAUGHTER ) YOU WANT A TIP?

你要小費嗎？

I'LL GIVE YOU A TIP.

我給你個提示。

GET OFF TWITTER!

離開微信！

LIVE YOUR LIFE!

活出你的生活!

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) AND NOW, OF COURSE, VALENTINE'S

（歡呼聲和掌聲） 現在，當然，情人節

DAY IS COMING UP AND SHAKE SHACK IS

日子就要到了，搖搖樂也要到了。

OFFERING A SPECIAL "LOVE DELIVERED" EXPERIENCE, WHICH

提供特殊的 "愛的傳遞 "體驗，其中包括

INCLUDES AN INTIMATE VIRTUAL PERFORMANCE FROM BOYZ II MEN.

包括來自BOYZ II MEN的精彩表演。

ALTHOUGH AFTER YOU'RE STUFFED FULL OF SHAKE SHACK YOU'LL BE

雖然當你吃飽了奶昔之後，你會發現，你的身體裡有很多的東西

LIKE ♪ I'LL MAKE LOVE TO YOU ♪

喜歡 我將愛你

PROBABLY IN THE MORNING BECAUSE I FEEL A BIT

可能是在早上，因為我覺得有點。

-- WE SHOULD DO IT IN THE MORNING.

-- 我們應該在早上做。

WE'LL FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT SO NEITHER OF US CAN SMELL EACH

我們會想辦法讓我們兩個都聞不到對方的味道

OTHER'S BREATH.

別人的呼吸。

WE'LL WORK IT OUT.

我們會解決的。

( LAUGHTER ) BUT THIS IS PERFECT FOR COUPLES

（笑）但這是完美的情侶。

WHO HAVE ALREADY SPENT A YEAR IN LOCKDOWN TOGETHER AND ARE

已經在一起關了一年的人，並且

LOOKING FOR A VALENTINE'S DAY TREAT THAT SAYS, "YEAH, THIS IS

尋找一個情人節的禮物，說，"是的，這是我的。

FINE."

罰款。"

( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S A LITTLE TASK FOR THE

（笑）這裡有一個小任務的

BAND.

樂隊：

YOU ARE MODERATELY MUSICAL.

你是中等音樂人。

( LAUGHTER ) WHAT SONGS SHOULD BE ON A

哪些歌曲會出現在《我是歌手》中？

VALENTINES PLAY LIST?

情人節播放列表？

>> ADORE YOU BY PRINCE.

>> ADORE YOU BY PRINCE.

HOLDING BACK THE TEARS -- OR YEARS FROM SIMPLY RED.

擋住眼淚 -- -- 或者說從簡單的紅色。

♪ HOLDING BACK THE YEARS ♪ THIS IS GOOD.

扣留年 這是很好的。

SO FAR.

到目前為止。

HAGAR.

HAGAR：

>> LET'S GET IT ON.

>> 讓我們開始吧。

>> James: MARVIN GAY.

>> 詹姆斯:MARVIN GAY.

IT'S SUCH A GOOD SONG ( HUMMING THE SONG DISTRICT

IT'S SUCH A GOOD SONG (HUMMING THE SONG DISTRICT)

>> James: I'M NOT LIKE TIM CONSTANTLY PLAYING A GUITAR,

>> 詹姆斯。我不喜歡TIM一直彈吉他。

BUT, YEAH, I'VE GOT A LITTLE BIT.

但是，是的，我有一點。

( HUMMING GUITAR RIFF ) >> GROVE WASHINGTON, JR., JUST

(HUMMING GUITAR RIFF) >> GROVE WASHINGTON, JR.

THE TWO OF US.

我們兩個人。

>> James: YOU CAN'T PLAY JUST THE TWO OF US IN GUILLERMO'

>> 詹姆斯。你不能在吉勒莫只玩我們兩個人。

HOUSE.

房子：

IT'S NEVER JUST THE TWO OF THEM.

不僅僅是他們兩個人。

( LAUGHTER ) ♪ JUST THE NINE OF US ♪

（笑）只是我們九個人的

( LAUGHTER )

（笑）