OFFERING ALL 30 STADIUMS AS MASS VACCINATION SITES, EACH EXPECTED

提供所有30個體育場館作為大規模的疫苗接種場所，每個場館都有預期。

TO INOCULATE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE EACH DAY.

每天為數以千計的人接種疫苗。

>> WE HERE AT THE N.F.L. ARE EXCITED TO HELP DISTRIBUTE THE

>> 我們在這裡的N.F.L.很高興能幫助傳播N.F.L.。

VACCINE THE WAY ONLY THE N.F.L.

疫苗的方式只有N.F.L.。

CAN -- DUMPING IT OVER YOUR HEAD!

罐--把它扔到你頭上！

OUR STADIUMS WILL CARRY ALL C.D.C.-APPROVED VACCINES

我們的體育場館將攜帶所有C.D.C.認可的疫苗。

INCLUDING PFIZER, MODERNA AND PURPLE.

包括PFIZER、MODERNA和PURPLE。

COME EXPERIENCE THE COVID QUENCHER.

來體驗一下COVID QUENCHER。

VACCINE SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE --

疫苗的副作用可能包括：

GLACIER FREEZE, FROST RIPTIDE RUSH, FIERCE MELON AND

GLACIER FREEZE, FROST RIPTIDE RUSH, FIERCE MELON and

PNEUMONIA.

PNEUMONIA：

SOME PEOPLE ARE NOT ELIGIBLE FOR THE VACCINE.

有些人不符合接種疫苗的資格。

SO COME GET YOUR INNOCU-DUMP AT AN N.F.L. STADIUM TODAY.

所以今天來N. F. L. 體育館拿你的 "無罪釋放 "吧。

HEY, FELLAS!

嘿，夥計們！

YOU JUST GOT INOCULATED!

你剛剛接種了疫苗！

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW?

你現在要做什麼？

>> WE'RE GOING TO HUG OLD PEOPLE!

>> 我們要去擁抱老人們！

WHOO!

喔！

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