SHOW.

SHOW：

I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT AND I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE

我是你們的主持人STEPHEN COLBERT 我很高興來到這裡

WE'RE COMING TO YOU ON A RARE SUNDAY NIGHT LATE SHOW AFTER

我們將在每週日晚間的晚間節目中為您帶來驚喜。

WHAT MANY HAVE CALLED THE MOST SUPER OF ALL BOWLS, THE SUPER

很多人稱之為最超級的碗，超級

BOWL.

碗。

NOW, THERE YOU GO, YOU MAY HAVE NOTICED, THIS LITTLE GUY IN OUR

現在，在這裡，你可能已經注意到，這個小傢伙在我們的。

OPENING CREDITS, THAT IS OUR EXCLUSIVE DANCING FOOTBALL

開場白，那是我們的獨家舞蹈足球。

ROBOT, BLEEP-BLORP.

ROBOT，BLEEP -BLORP。

THAT'S ENOUGH, MY METALLIC FRIEND.

夠了，我的金屬朋友。

HIT THE WORK BENCH.

在工作臺上。

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

謝謝你的光臨。

ANYWAY, IF YOU ARE A FOOTBALL FAN, AND FOR THE NEXT HOUR, YOU

無論如何，如果你是一個足球迷，而在接下來的一個小時裡，你可以...

BET I AM, YOU PROBABLY KNOW THAT ANOTHER NETWORK OUT THERE HAS A

我打賭，你可能知道，另一個網絡有一個

SIMILAR DANCING ROBOT MASCOT.

跳舞的機器人MASCOT。

DOESN'T MATTER WHO HAD ONE FIRST ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT THEY

誰先擁有一個並不重要，重要的是他們

HAVE VERY GOOD LAUERS.

有很好的洗衣機。

SO WE HAD TO MAKE OUR OWN OWN ROBOT ON A BUDGET WITH SOME

所以我們不得不在預算內製作自己的機器人，加上一些人的幫助

CARDBOARD BOXES AND DRYER TUBING.

卡紙盒和烘乾機管。

AND TONIGHT BLEEP-BLORP WILL APPEAR ANY TIME I SAY THE WORDS

而今晚BLEEP -BLORP將出現在任何時候我說的字。

SUPER BOWL.

超級碗。

HEY, THERE HE GOES.

嘿，他來了。

THAT HE-- JIMMY, THAT'S A LITTLE LOUD, A LITTLE INTENSE.

他... ... JIMMY，那是一個有點響亮，有點激烈的。

CAN WE TAKE THE ENERGY DOWN JUST A LITTLE BIT, JUST A NOTCH?

我們能不能把能量降低一點，再降低一點？

OKAY, THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOO MELLOW, CAN YOU JUST SPLIT THE

好吧，這可能是一個有點太甜了，你能不能把它分開來？

DIFF.

DIFF.

OKAY, THAT'S-- THANKS, THANKS BLEEP-BLORP, JIMMY, PLEASE.

好吧，這就是 - 謝謝，謝謝BLEEP -BLOORP，吉米，請。

THANKS.

謝謝。

LIKE EVERYTHING DURING THE PANDEMIC, THE GAME WAS A LOT

就像在PANDEMIC期間的事情一樣，遊戲是很多的

DIFFERENT THIS YEAR.

今年的不同。

THERE WERE CARDBOARD CUT OUTS IN THE STANDS, PLAYERS HAD TO

攤位上有卡紙剪裁，玩家們必須要做的

QUARANTINE AND INSTEAD OF GATORADE THE WINNING COACH WAS

誇倫丁和代替GATORADE的獲勝教練是：

DOUSED WITH HAND SANITIZER.

塗上洗手液。

THE PANDEMIC'S ALSO BEEN HARD ON TONIGHT'S HOST CITY TAMPA,

"潘德米克 "也對今晚的東道主坦帕市造成了衝擊

ESPECIALLY ON ONE OF ITS BIGGEST INDUSTRIES, STRIP CLUBS TAM

特別是在其最大的行業之一，帶狀俱樂部譚。

HAS-- TAMPA HAS BEEN CALLED THE JIGGLE JOINT CAPITAL OF THE

坦帕曾被稱為 "吉格聯合首都"。

COUNTRY.

國家：

WOW

WOW

THAT'S QUITE A NAME, WHAT THE HELL, NEW YORK, WE'RE THE BIG

真是個好名字，什麼鬼東西，紐約，我們是大的。

APPLE WHEN WE COULD HAVE BEEN THE BIG JIGGLY.

蘋果，當我們本可以成為大吉大利的。

THANK AS LOT, DE BLASIO.

謝謝你，德布拉西奧。

NOW USUALLY THE STRIPIN INDUSTRY RAKES IN A TON OF DOUGH DURING

現在，通常情況下，STRIPIN工業在這段時間內賺取了大量的利潤。

THE SUPER BOWL.

超級碗。

PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT TWERK.

請，請不要哭泣。

I DON'T-- I DON'T HAVE ANY SINGER ELS.

我沒有... ... 我沒有任何歌手ELS。

-- SINGLES.

-- SINGLES：

GO AWAY.

走吧

AS I WAS SAYING, THE BIG GAME IS USUALLY A BOOM TIME FOR THE BOOM

正如我說的，大型遊戲通常是一個繁榮的時間為繁榮。

BOOM ROOMS BUT DUE TO THE PANDEMIC, TAMPA'S STRIP CLUBS

蓬勃發展的房間，但由於PANDEMIC，坦帕的脫衣舞俱樂部。

HAD TO TAKE SPECIAL PRECAUTIONS LIKE ENFORCING STRICT MASK

不得不採取特別的預防措施，如執行嚴格的口罩。

RULES, HIRING EXTRA SECURITY, AND IN AN ATTEMPT TO CREATE MORE

規則，僱傭額外的保安人員，並試圖創造更多的。

SPACE FOR PATRONS, ERECTING A TENT IN THE PARKING LOT.

為顧客提供空間，在停車場搭建帳篷。

EVIDENTLY, THE PARKING LOT IS WHAT PEOPLE IN TAMPA CALL THEIR

證據表明，停車場是人們在坦帕市所稱的 "自己的"。

PANTS.

褲子：

THE PRECAUTIONS WEREN'T JUST LIMITED TO CUSTOMERS, THROUGHOUT

防範措施不僅限於客戶，在整個過程中

THE WEEKEND, DANCERS HAD THEIR TEMPERATURES CHECKED REGULARLY

週末，舞者定期檢查體溫。

OKAY, IT IS A GOOD IDEA BUT IT MIGHT KILL THE MOOD.

好吧，這是一個好主意，但它可能會殺死的情緒。

PLEASE WELCOME TO THE STAGE, SHY CHEYENNE SHE IS HOT, SERIOUSLY

請歡迎來到舞臺，SHY CHEYENNE，她是熱的，嚴重的

SHE HAS A RAGEK TEMPERATURE, LET'S GET HER OFF THE STAGE

她有一個憤怒的溫度，讓我們讓她離開舞臺。

PLEASE, ANYWAY, BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL, I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T

拜託，不管怎麼說，回到超級碗，對不起，我沒有。

MEAN TO SAY THE TRIGGER FACE THAT TIME.

意思是說扳機臉那個時候。

JIMMY, CAN WE JUST KILL IT.

JIMMY，我們能不能殺了它。

>> KILL MODE INITIATED.

>> 殺戮模式啟動。

>> Stephen: BLEERP BLORP!

>> Stephen: BLEERP BLORP!

NO, NO KILLING, GO AWAY.

不，不殺人，走開。

ANYWAY, ONE OF MY FAVORITE PARTS OF THE BIG FOOTBALL GAME WE

無論如何，我最喜歡的一個部分 大足球比賽，我們

WATCHED TONIGHT IS THE PLAYER INTRODUCTIONS WHEN ONE BY ONE WE

今天晚上看的是球員的介紹，當我們一個一個地看。

GET TO MEET THE >> PATRICK MAHOMES II, TEXAS

見證一下 >> 帕特里克-馬霍梅斯二世，美國德克薩斯州

TECH UNIVERSITY.

TECH大學：

DAMIEN WILLIAMS, MAYER MASON HIGH SCHOOL.

DAMIEN WILLIAMS, MAYER MASON高中。

TYREEK HILL, PEARSON, GEORGIA.

TYREEK HILL, PEARSON, GEORGIA.

SAMMY WATKINS, CLEMSON.

SAMMY WATKINS, CLEMSON.

MECOLE HARDMAN, UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA.

喬治亞大學的MECOLE HARDMAN。

TRAVIS KELCE, CLEVELAND HEIGHTS, OHIO.

TRAVIS KELCE,俄亥俄州克利夫蘭高地。

>> Stephen: YOU SEE?

>> 史蒂芬：你看到了嗎？

GREAT, YOU LEARN SO MUCH, LIKE THEIR NAME, THEIR COLLEGE, AND

很好，你學到了很多東西，比如他們的名字，他們的大學，還有

THE MAXIMUM POSSIBLE CIRCUMFERANCE OF A HUMAN NECK.

人的頸部最大可能的周長。

BUT I REALLY FEEL LIKE THESE INTROS LACK THE PIZAZZ THAT THE

但我覺得這些前奏缺少了比薩餅的味道，而這些前奏卻讓我覺得很不舒服。

PLAYERS IN THE BIG GAME DESERVE.

大賽中的球員應該：

AND I THOUGHT WHAT IF FAMOUS DIRECTORS SHOT THESE INSTEAD.

我想，如果著名的導演們也拍了這些呢？

CAN YOU IMAGINE?

你能想象嗎？

WELL, IF YOU CAN, STOP IT.

好吧，如果可以，停止它。

THIS IS TV.

這是電視。

WE DO THE IMAGINING FOR YOU.

我們為您做形象設計。

JIM?

吉姆？

>> "A LATE SHOW" PRESENTS: "GREAT DIRECTORS

>> "晚間秀 "呈現："偉大的導演"。"偉大的導演

DIRECT THE PLAYER INTROS."

"指導球員介紹。"

>> EVERYBODY WAS DOING PLAYER INTRODUCTIONS.

>> 每個人都在做球員介紹。

THERE WAS VICTOR CRUZ.

有維多利亞-克魯茲。

>> HOW YA DOIN', UMASS.

>> 你怎麼樣，馬薩諸塞州。

>> MARKUS KUHN.

>> MARKUS KUHN.

WE CALLED HIM "THE STEAMROLLER," ON ACCOUNT OF HE'S FROM

我們稱他為 "蒸汽機手"，因為他是來自

MANNHEIM.

曼海姆：

>> GUTEN TAG.

>> GUTEN TAG.

>> JONNY CASILLAS AND HIS GUYS.

>> 喬尼-卡西爾和他的夥計們。

>> UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN.

>> 威斯康星大學。

>> LORENZO CARTER, THE KID.

>> LORENZO CARTER, THE KID.

>> UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA.

>> 喬治亞大學。

>> AND THERE WAS FOLORUNSU FATUKASI, ALSO THE KID, ON

>> "還有FOLORUNSU FATUKASI，也就是那個孩子，在

ACCOUNTS THAT THEY WAS BOTH THE KIDS.

帳戶，他們是兩個孩子。

>> UCONN.

>> UCONN.

>> AND BENNY TWO-TIMES, WHO GOT THAT NICKNAME 'CAUSE HE SAID

>> 還有班尼兩次，他的名字是誰取的，因為他說過：

EVERYTHING TWICE LIKE.

每件事都是雙倍的喜歡。

>> NOTRE DAME, NOTRE DAME.

>> NOTRE DAME，NOTRE DAME。

>> OBSERVE BENNETT JACKSON.

>> 觀察本尼特-傑克遜。

THE POSITION HE PLAYS IS SAFETY, BUT NOTHING CAN BE CONSIDERED

他扮演的角色是安全的，但沒有什麼可以被認為是。

SAFE IN A VAST, INDIFFERENT UNIVERSE WHERE THE STARS BLINDLY

安全地在一個廣闊的，獨立的宇宙中，在那裡星星盲目地。

RUN.

奔。

TO CONSIDER ONESELF SAFETY IS TO LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DESTINY.

考慮到自己的安全，就是在命運面前大笑。

UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME.

聖母大學：

>> LET ME TAKE A WILD GUESS, HERE.

>> 讓我大膽猜測一下，這裡。

YOU'RE BRETT, RIGHT?

你是佈雷特，對嗎？

>> NO, ACTUALLY.

>> 不，實際上。

I'M FOLORUNSO FATAKASI.

我是FOLORUNSO FATAKASI。

UCONN.

UCONN。

>> CHECK OUT THE BIG BRAIN ON BRETT!

>> 查看佈雷特的大腦！

>> DID YOU MEAN BENNET JACKSON, UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME?

>> 你說的是NOTRE DAME大學的BENNET JACKSON嗎？

>> I DON'T REMEMBER ASKING YOU A ( BLEEP ) THING.

>> 我不記得問你一個（BLEEP）東西。

>> OKAY.

>> OKAY。

>> YOU WERE SAYING?

>> 你在說什麼？

>> AS I WAS SAYING, I'M FOLO-- UCONN.

>> 正如我說的，我FOLO -- UCONN。

>> I'M JONATHAN CASILLAS!

>> 我是JONATHAN CASASILL！

UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN!

威斯康星大學！

UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN!

威斯康星大學！

♪ ♪ ♪ >> ALL THE FOOTBALLERS GATHERED

所有的足球運動員都聚集在一起

IN PREPARATION OF FOR THE FIRST OF WHAT WAS SURE TO BE MANY

為了準備未來數次的第一場比賽

QUARTERS.

季度：

THERE WAS VICTOR CRUZ, THE ENIGMATIC WIDE RECEIVER.

有維多利亞-克魯茲，神祕的外接手。

LORENZO CARTER, THE ICONOCLASTIC LINEBACKER.

LORENZO CARTER，標誌性的線衛。

CARTER LOVED NOTHING MORE THAN CHASING A QUARTERBACK.

卡特最喜歡的就是追逐四分衛。

HE HAS BEEN ONE OF THE GIANTS' GO TO PASS RUSHERS.

他一直是巨人隊的傳球手之一。

AND NEXT SEASON, HE'S HOPING TO RUSH MORE.

而下個賽季，他希望能衝更多。

MARKUS KUHN, THE ECCENTRIC DEFENSIVE TACKLE.

MARKUS KUHN, THE ECCENTRIC DEFENSION TACKLE.

>> I AM NOT "ECCENTRIC."

>> 我不是 "ECCENTRIC"。

>> THE "DEFENSIVE" DEFENSIVE TACKLE.

>> "防守 "的防守戰術。

♪ ♪ ♪ >> OH, HOWDY BIG FELLA!

哦，HOWDY BIG FELLA！

MARKUS KHUN, N.C. STATE!

北卡羅來納州的馬庫斯-坤！

>> Stephen: WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR YOU TONIGHT.

>> 今晚我們將為您帶來一場精彩的演出。

MY GUESTS ARE ROBERT DOWNEY JR. AND TIFFANY HADDISH.

我的客人是ROBERT DOWNEY JR, 和TIFFANY HADDISH.和TIFFANY HADDISH。

BUT WHEN WE RETURN, "A LATE SHOW" COMES TO THE RESCUE OF ONE

但當我們回來的時候，"晚間秀 "來拯救一個人。

SMALL BUSINESS A SUPER BUMP, STICK AROUND, A LOT MORE OF THE

小企業一個超級BUMP，堅持下去，多多益善。

LATE SHOW'S SUPER BOWL SPECIAL.

晚間秀的超級碗特別節目。

JIMMY, JIMMY, PLEASE.

JIMMY，JIMMY，請。

PLEASE, I'M A MARRIED MAN.

求你了，我是一個已婚的男人。

I DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT.

我不需要看那個。