I'm going to Mike and I'm the CEO of air But the world's first drone drug delivery service Out here in Palm Springs, people appreciate quality service.

我要去找Mike，我是空氣公司的CEO 但世界上第一個無人機送藥服務在棕櫚泉，人們很欣賞優質的服務。

And ever since the pandemic it My customers wanted a safer contact, this way to do rails of illicit drugs.

而自從大流行以來，它 我的客戶想要一個更安全的接觸，這種方式做非法藥物的軌道。

So after two hours of training and numerous 911 calls, my career is the drone drug operator was off to a phenomenal start.

所以在經過兩個小時的培訓和無數次的報警後，我的無人機緝毒員生涯有了一個驚人的開始。

Alright, so that's four hits.

好吧，所以這是四個命中。

Um, Ali, you wanna have she have sheet of acid glow sticks and a ring pop?

嗯，阿里，你想讓她有一張酸性熒光棒和一枚戒指嗎？

Totally flying is really the highlight of my day.

完全飛起來真的是我一天的亮點。

Get to get out of my body and soar through these desert skies.

擺脫我的身體，在這些沙漠的天空中飛翔。

Really?

真的嗎？

Just make the world a better place.

只是讓世界變得更美好。

One tab of acid out of time for folks that are too high to stand up.

一個標籤的酸出時間的人，太高了，站不起來。

Our straight to couch service will bring the goods.

我們的直達沙發服務將帶來貨物。

Thio you.

你

It's a bird.

這是一隻鳥。

It's a plane.

那是一架飛機

It's drugs.

是毒品

Yes, thank you, bro.

是的，謝謝你，兄弟。

Are you the government?

你是政府嗎？

No.

不知道

Well, like I'm with the Green Party.

好吧，就像我是綠黨一樣。

But like the green.

但喜歡綠色。

Yeah, you get it.

是的，你懂的

Good.

很好啊

Shit.

媽的！

All right, you guys have a good day.

好吧，你們有一個美好的一天。

Now, Just save some for May.

現在，就留一些給五月吧。

You got a chip on the government.

你有一個芯片的政府。

The government is trying to plant chips in your body for all my low profile customers.

政府正試圖在你的身體裡植入芯片，為我所有低調的客戶。

We've got this little Ripper right here.

我們已經得到了這個小開膛手在這裡。

This thing is great for getting in a little crevices to hide from your dumb ass friends.

這東西很適合躲在小縫隙裡，躲避你的蠢貨朋友。

E Oh, come on.

哦，來吧。

Come on.

來吧。

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的。

When I first heard about social distancing, my main concern was, Well, how am I gonna smoke with the homies?

當我第一次聽說社交疏遠的時候，我最擔心的是，那我怎麼和老鄉們一起抽菸呢？

I'll tell you drones.

我告訴你無人機。

My job isn't always smooth sailing.

我的工作並不總是一帆風順。

Sometimes the neighbors could be, like, a little too curious.

有時候，鄰居們可能會，喜歡，有點過於好奇。

What the hell are you doing with those dumb ass drones?

你到底在用那些蠢貨無人機做什麼？

Their drones of the future Technologies.

他們的無人機的未來技術。

You even have a license?

你甚至有一個許可證？

I got a driver's license, so I'm pretty sure that counts.

我有駕照，所以我很確定這也算。

I'm calling the cops.

我要叫警察了

You don't give me two minutes.

你不給我兩分鐘。

I swear you won't regret it.

我發誓你不會後悔的

Thanks for watching this video.

謝謝你看這個視頻。

If you want to leave a nice, heartfelt, warm comment in the comments below about how good our comedy structure was, go ahead and do that anyways.

如果你想在下面的評論中留言，說我們的喜劇結構有多好，發自內心的暖心評論，無論如何都要去做。

You wanna watch a bunch of other videos I've done with Comedy Central?

你想看我和喜劇中心合作的其他視頻嗎？

Just go to the Comedy Central page and watch the fun.

就去喜劇中心的頁面看熱鬧。

Shit.

媽的！

All right, So you guys there.

好吧，所以你們在那裡。