GET THE COVID-19 VACCINE AND HOW TO SIGN UP, CREATING A LOT OF

獲得COVID-19疫苗以及如何註冊，創造了大量的。

PUBLIC CONFUSION.

公眾的疑惑。

>> PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, "WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH

>> 人們想知道，"我們什麼時候才能吃飽飯？

PEOPLE VACCINATED SO WE CAN GET BACK TO LIFE AS WE KNOW IT?"

人們打了疫苗，我們就可以回到我們所知道的生活中去了？"

>> A FORMER WISCONSIN PHARMACIST HAS AGREED TO PLEAD GUILTY WITH

>> 威斯康星州一名前藥劑師同意認罪。

TAMPERING WITH HUNDREDS OF DOSES OF THE MODERNA COVID-19 VACCINE.

篡改數百劑量的MODERNA COVID-19疫苗。

BRANDENBERG ADMITTED TO BELIEVING IN "CONSPIRACY

布蘭登堡承認相信 "陰謀"。

THEORIES" AND SAYS HE WAS SCEPTICAL OF THE MODERNA

理論"，並說他是對現代人有偏見的。

VACCINE.

疫苗：

>> HEAR YE, HEAR YE, ON THIS SECOND DAY OF FEBRUARY,

>> 聽著，聽著，在這二月的第二日。

CORONAVIRUS KENNY HAS EMERGED FROM HIS BURROW, WHERE HE'S BEEN

浣熊肯尼從他的洞穴裡出來了，他一直在哪裡？

HIDING SINCE LAST MARCH JUST TO SOCIALLY DISTANCE FROM THE OTHER

從去年3月開始就躲起來了，只是為了在社交上與其他人保持距離。

WOODLAND CREATURES.

林地創造：

THIS PROGNOSTICATOR OF PROGNOSTICATION WILL PREDICT

這個預言家的預言將預示著

WHEN YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR COVID VACCINE.

您何時能收到您的COVID疫苗。

IF CORONAVIRUS KEN SEES HIS SHADOW, YOU HAVE TO WAIT SIX

如果冠狀病毒KEN看到他的影子，你必須等待六個。

MORE MONTHS FOR A VACCINE.

更多的月數的疫苗。

IF HE DOESN'T SEE HIS SHADOW, YOU STILL HAVE TO WAIT SIX

如果他沒有看到他的影子，你還得等6個月。

MONTHS TO GET THE VACCINE.

幾個月的時間來獲得疫苗。

NOW, IF HE SEES THREE-FOURTHS OF HIS SHADOW, IT'S AN OLD-PERSON

現在，如果他看到了他的影子的四分之三，那就是一個老傢伙

THUNDERDOME: TWO OLDS ENTER, ONE OLD LEAVES, VACCINATED.

暴風雪。兩位老人進入，一位老人離開，打了針。

LET'S SEE WHAT THE IMMUNOLOGIST OF IMMUNOLOGY HAS TO SAY.

讓我們看看免疫學的免疫學家怎麼說。

AND... TURNS OUT HE'S AN ANTI-VAXER.

而且... ... 原來他是一個反病毒的人。

LET'S TURN HIM INTO A HAT.

讓我們把他變成一頂帽子。

WHERE DID HE GO!

他去哪兒了！

HE'S GETTING AWAY!

他要走了！

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>> 播音員：這是 "晚間節目與史蒂芬・科爾伯特。"