Name: 冠狀病毒肯尼可能決定你何時接種科威疫苗。 (Coronavirus Kenny May Decide When You Get Your Covid Vaccine)
Uploaded: 2021-02-08T18:17:22.000Z
Duration: 1 min 41 s

>> EVERY STATE HAS DIFFERENT RULES ABOUT WHO CAN CURRENTLY

>> 每個州對誰能在目前的情況下，有不同的規定。

GET THE COVID-19 VACCINE AND HOW TO SIGN UP, CREATING A LOT OF

獲得COVID-19疫苗以及如何註冊，創造了大量的。

>> PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW, "WHEN ARE WE GOING TO HAVE ENOUGH

>> 人們想知道，"我們什麼時候才能吃飽飯？

PEOPLE VACCINATED SO WE CAN GET BACK TO LIFE AS WE KNOW IT?"

人們打了疫苗，我們就可以回到我們所知道的生活中去了？"

>> A FORMER WISCONSIN PHARMACIST HAS AGREED TO PLEAD GUILTY WITH

>> 威斯康星州一名前藥劑師同意認罪。

TAMPERING WITH HUNDREDS OF DOSES OF THE MODERNA COVID-19 VACCINE.

篡改數百劑量的MODERNA COVID-19疫苗。

BRANDENBERG ADMITTED TO BELIEVING IN "CONSPIRACY

THEORIES" AND SAYS HE WAS SCEPTICAL OF THE MODERNA

理論"，並說他是對現代人有偏見的。

>> HEAR YE, HEAR YE, ON THIS SECOND DAY OF FEBRUARY,

>> 聽著，聽著，在這二月的第二日。

CORONAVIRUS KENNY HAS EMERGED FROM HIS BURROW, WHERE HE'S BEEN

浣熊肯尼從他的洞穴裡出來了，他一直在哪裡？

HIDING SINCE LAST MARCH JUST TO SOCIALLY DISTANCE FROM THE OTHER

從去年3月開始就躲起來了，只是為了在社交上與其他人保持距離。

THIS PROGNOSTICATOR OF PROGNOSTICATION WILL PREDICT

WHEN YOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR COVID VACCINE.

IF CORONAVIRUS KEN SEES HIS SHADOW, YOU HAVE TO WAIT SIX

如果冠狀病毒KEN看到他的影子，你必須等待六個。

IF HE DOESN'T SEE HIS SHADOW, YOU STILL HAVE TO WAIT SIX

如果他沒有看到他的影子，你還得等6個月。

NOW, IF HE SEES THREE-FOURTHS OF HIS SHADOW, IT'S AN OLD-PERSON

現在，如果他看到了他的影子的四分之三，那就是一個老傢伙

THUNDERDOME: TWO OLDS ENTER, ONE OLD LEAVES, VACCINATED.

暴風雪。兩位老人進入，一位老人離開，打了針。

LET'S SEE WHAT THE IMMUNOLOGIST OF IMMUNOLOGY HAS TO SAY.

讓我們看看免疫學的免疫學家怎麼說。

而且... ... 原來他是一個反病毒的人。

>> Announcer: IT'S "A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."

>> 播音員：這是 "晚間節目與史蒂芬・科爾伯特。"

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