Twitter is straight up drama.

微博上直接是劇透。

There's nobody better suited to explain everyone's tweets than Kendrick Perkins himself.

沒有人比肯德里克-帕金斯本人更適合解釋大家的推特了。

Without further ado, welcome to Master Perk Theater.

話不多說，歡迎來到大師級佩克影院。

Hello, Sports nation And welcome to episode for a master perkier.

你好，體育國度，歡迎收看大師養生的一集。

And you know, we got to start with courtside.

你知道，我們得從法庭開始。

Karen, Old King James himself.

凱倫，老詹姆士王本人。

Of course I can.

我當然可以。

Was mad mad with seven laughing Emojis.

是瘋瘋癲癲的七笑表情。

Yes, she was big man.

是的，她是個大男人。

She even with the i g and start posting all type of lives.

她甚至與i g和開始發佈所有類型的生活。

And Captain and Karen, What are you doing?

還有隊長和凱倫，你們在幹什麼？

You posed to have your mask on your master and the Office of Pandemic.

你擺出了你主人和大流行辦公室的面具。

It's the virus going around.

是病毒到處亂竄。

That was a careless act of yours.

那是你不小心的行為。

And you should have been escorted out.

而且你應該被護送出去。

You don't mess with the franchise.

你不要亂搞專營權。

Do you know better?

你更清楚嗎？

I feel sorry for your loss.

我為你的損失感到難過。

Carry on, Karen.

繼續，凱倫。

Next up, Kevin Durant talking about King Kong and Godzilla from the trailer.

接下來，凱文-杜蘭特從預告片中談到了金剛和哥斯拉。

Godzilla was freaking havoc in the water and on land.

哥斯拉在水裡和陸地上都造成了巨大的破壞。

This looks like a landslide.

這看起來像一個滑坡。

I also heard that Godzilla is originally 980 ft tall and they had to make him 300 ft tall to make this a even match up.

我還聽說哥斯拉本來是980英尺高，他們不得不把他弄成300英尺高，這樣才算平分秋色。

Well, Katie I'm gonna say this.

好吧，凱蒂... ...我要說的是.

I'm not gonna knock your knowledge on movies.

我不是要去敲你的電影知識。

And I think you're right.

我想你是對的

But you need to be worried about it.

但你需要擔心的是。

Concentrating on when the Nets are going to start playing defense, let alone worrying about the matchup between Godzilla, King Kong.

專注於網隊什麼時候開始防守，更不用擔心哥斯拉、金剛之間的對決。

Okay, I'm just saying my brother and by the way, I think King Cone would be moralize Godzilla.

好吧，我只是說說我的兄弟，順便說一下，我覺得錐王應該是道德化的哥斯拉。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Talk about Isaiah Thomas Tweet, who plays defense in the NBA.

談以賽亞-托馬斯推特，他在NBA打防守。

Nobody l o l.

沒有人我。

You can't with how the game is called.

你不能用遊戲的名字。

It's the offensive game.

這是進攻性的遊戲。

Even the best defenders are getting 30 put on their head every night.

即使是最好的後衛，每天晚上也會有30個放在他們頭上。

Well, first of all, I t you all walking bucket and you should be in the league and you will be.

好吧，首先，我T你所有的步行桶，你應該在聯盟中，你會。

But you can't talk about defense because you wasn't a known defender.

但你不能談防守，因為你不是一個已知的防守者。

That's like me talking about offense and putting up 30 points.

這就像我說的進攻，拿下30分一樣。

I can't talk about that because I only averaged five points a game.

我不能說，因為我平均每場比賽只有5分。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Last but not least, Damian Lillard.

最後但同樣重要的是，達米安-利拉德。

Dame Dollar, as someone that watches a lot of NBA games not just highlights and box scores is obvious that so many people who speak on the game don't really watch.

Dame Dollar，作為一個看了很多NBA比賽而不是隻看亮點和票房的人來說，很明顯，很多講比賽的人並沒有真正看。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Thank you, Damian Lillard, for stepping up to the plate and showing not for the old generation.

謝謝你，達米安-利拉德，感謝你挺身而出，展現了不為老一輩人。

I don't care about them.

我不關心他們。

For the younger generation, that is not all about who scores 30.

對於年輕一代來說，這並不是誰打30分的全部。

It's not all about who gets 10 plus rebounds.

這不是誰得到10個以上籃板的問題。

It's not all about who has the most steals our assist.

這不是誰搶到我們助攻最多的問題。

Talk the game about winning plays, taking charges, getting deflections, diving on the floor for loose balls.

談談比賽中的贏球戰術，衝鋒陷陣，獲得防守，跳樓搶散球。

Things that don't show up in the stat sheet.

統計表上沒有顯示的東西。

We appreciate guys like you stepping up Dame Dollar, and it's for the younger generation.

我們很感謝像你這樣的人站出來大梅元，這是為了年輕一代。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Thank you for watching Master per theater.

謝謝你觀看大師每影院。

Carry on.

繼續吧

Yeah.

是啊。

Thanks for watching ESPN on YouTube for live streaming sports and premium content.

感謝您在YouTube上觀看ESPN的體育直播和優質內容。

Subscribed to ESPN plus right now.

訂閱了ESPN plus，現在。