Name: 真人秀--關鍵和皮爾 (The Reality TV Sketches - Key & Peele)
Uploaded: 2021-02-06T18:17:03.000Z
Duration: 10 min 48 s

I don't know if you like the dish or not.

- You don't know if I like the dish or not?

- 你不知道我到底喜不喜歡這道菜？

- You signed a pice of paper, he gave you the snake,

- 你簽了一張紙，他給了你一條蛇。

- 無關的爆米花火，法官大人。

作為一名外科醫生，他掌握了一個冷靜的頭腦。

and there's legal precedent for you to win

and any good defense attorney would of told you that.

任何一個好的辯護律師都會告訴你這一點。

wasn't structurally up to code, Mr. Oyama

小山先生說："結構上不符合規定。

Obviously, I can tell by looking at your alignment,

很明顯，我看你的走位就知道了。

- 塵土飛揚，我可以吸你的（嗶）嗎？

- [Announcer] We met b-boy, Joesph, in Atlanta, GA.

- 我們在佐治亞州亞特蘭大市遇到了B-boy, Joesph.

- 'Cause, you know I aint got no formal training

- "因為，你知道我沒有受過正規訓練

- My sister shot my brother while my cousin beat my uncle?

- 我姐姐槍殺了我弟弟，而表哥卻打了我叔叔？

喬瑟夫，非常感謝你，但是... ...

- Put myself through school by renting my body out

- 我把自己的身體租給別人，讓自己去上學

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真人秀--關鍵和皮爾 (The Reality TV Sketches - Key & Peele)