- Eh, we work for Hampton DeVille,

- 我們為漢普頓-德維爾工作。

but we're actually here delivering

但我們實際上是在這裡提供

a briefcase full of money to a billionaire.

一個裝滿錢的公文包給一個億萬富翁。

- Oh, really? Hampton DeVille?

- 哦，真的嗎？漢普頓德維爾？

I hear you make everything.

我聽說你什麼都做。

- That's what they say. So what about you?

- 他們是這麼說的那你呢？

You here for business or pleasure?

你是來出差還是來旅遊的？

- Ah, both--I take great pleasure in my business.

- 啊，都是... ... 我很高興在我的業務。

Actually...

其實...

I'd like to talk to you about it.

我想和你談談。

I'll have the filet

我要一份菲力特

and there's a big tip in it for you

這裡面有一個很大的提示給你。

if that's extra rare for me.

如果這對我來說格外難得。

Hey, you guys want anything?

嘿，你們要什麼嗎？

- Um, cheeseburger? Thanks, Brad.

- 嗯，芝士漢堡？謝謝，布拉德。

- One cheeseburger. Make it juicy for my man.

- 一個芝士漢堡。給我的男人做個多汁的。

- Plain salmon. Wait, no.

- 普通的三文魚。等等，不

Two plain salmons.

兩隻普通的鮭魚。

- All right, cool. Two plain salmons.

- 好吧，酷。兩個普通的鮭魚。

And help yourself to the minibar, right over there.

自己去拿迷你吧，就在那邊。

- Thanks.

- 謝謝你

- Is he insane? - No, he's just rich as fuck.

- 他瘋了嗎？- 不，他只是有錢，因為他媽的。

Gets to live his whole life in vacation mode.

可以在度假模式下過一輩子。

You could learn a thing or two from him.

你可以從他身上學到一兩樣東西。

- And throw in some type of dessert.

- 並扔在一些類型的甜點。

I don't know, surprise me, but make it moist.

我不知道，給我一個驚喜，但要讓它溼潤。

- What's up with all these weird sculptures in here?

- 這裡怎麼會有這麼多奇怪的雕塑？

- I'm glad you asked.

- 我很高興你問了。

This is my business that I wanted to tell you about:

這是我的生意，我想告訴你。

peripheral objects.

外圍物體。

Face forward.

臉朝前。

But keep this object in your peripheral vision.

但要把這個物體放在你的周邊視野中。

[mysterious music]

[神祕的音樂]

See, you can sense that it's there, right?

你看，你能感覺到它的存在，對嗎？

- Mm-hmm. - But now...

- Mm -hmm. - 但是現在...- 但現在...

I'll take it away.

我把它拿走。

- Oh, yeah.

- 哦，是的。

- The room feels empty now, right?

- 現在感覺房間裡空蕩蕩的，對吧？

You feel empty.

你覺得空虛。

But when I put it back...

但當我把它放回去...

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Whoa. Yeah.

- 哇哦是啊。

- When it's there, you never notice it,

- 當它在那裡的時候，你從來沒有注意到它。

but the absence of it leaves a psychological chasm,

但沒有它，就會留下心理鴻溝。

almost impossible to recover from.

幾乎無法恢復。

- How much do these things cost?

- 這些東西要多少錢？

- That one's a grand, that one's 2,500,

- 那個是一千，那個是兩千五。

this one's 1,350,

這一個是1350。

this one's 4 grand,

這一個是4千。

and that is 2,957.

那就是2957個。

- And people really pay you that much for these thingies?

- 人們真的給你那麼多錢買這些東西？

- Of course, anyone in a position

- 當然，任何一個有身份的人

of true power owns them--

真正的力量擁有他們 --

CEOs, world leaders,

CEO、世界領袖。

all the popes, Glenn Close.

所有的教皇，格倫-克洛斯

Each one is imbued with a magical force,

每一個人都被賦予了神奇的力量。

powerful in its own unique way.

以其獨特的方式強大。

- This egg-shaped one reminds me of an egg.

- 這個蛋形的讓我想起了雞蛋。

- That one's 300 bucks. You can have it if you like.

- 那個是300塊錢。如果你喜歡，你可以擁有它。

- Really? Wow, thank you.

- 真的嗎？ - 哇，謝謝你。哇，謝謝你。

- They make great business gifts.

- 它們是很好的商務禮品。

Maybe Christian DeVille would like something like that.

也許Christian DeVille會喜歡這樣的東西。

- How much money you make selling this stuff?

- 你賣這個東西能賺多少錢？

- Excuse me? - Like, per year.

- 什麼？- 像，每年。

How much you raking it? Seems like you're killing it.

你耙了多少錢？你好像在殺它

[tense music]

[緊張的音樂]

- I invite you into my presidential suite,

- 我邀請你進入我的總統套房。

I show you my objects,

我給你看我的東西。

and you disrespect me by asking how much money I make?

而你卻不尊重我，問我賺多少錢？

Do you wanna know how big my dick is as well?

你也想知道我的雞巴有多大嗎？

- Well, we kind of already know,

- 我們已經知道了

'cause we saw you in your trunks.

因為我們看到你穿的褲子。

- And, yeah, congrats.

- 還有，是的，恭喜你。

- All right, all right, get out of here, you tactless pricks.

- 好吧，好吧，離開這裡，你沒有技巧的刺。

No salmon for you!

沒有鮭魚給你！

Out! Let's go.

出去！我們走吧

Get the fuck out of here.

滾出這裡。

You know what the best part of having money is?

你知道有錢的好處是什麼嗎？

You can say "fuck you" to anyone you want,

你可以對任何人說 "去你的"。

so fuck you!

所以，你他媽的！