WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎回到 "深夜秀"。

SHE IS AN EMMY AWARD-WINNING ACTRESS AND COMEDIAN YOU KNOW

她是一個艾美獎獲獎的演員和喜劇演員，你知道的。

FROM "GIRLS TRIP" AND "THE LAST O.G."

"女孩之旅 "和 "最後的O. G."

HER STAND-UP COMEDY SERIES, "TIFFANY HADDISH PRESENTS: THEY

她的脫口秀系列，"TIFFANY HADDISH PRESENTS"。他們

READY," HAS JUST RETURNED FOR A SECOND SEASON.

"準備好了，"剛回來的第二季。

PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW," TIFFANY HADDISH!

請歡迎回到 "晚間秀"，TIFFANY HADDISH！

TIFFANY, IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

TIFFANY，這是很好的看你。

>> Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU, STEVE!

>> 史蒂芬：很高興見到你，史蒂夫!

>> Stephen: WE RECENTLY HAD YOUR BOYFRIEND COME ON ON THE

>> 我們最近請來了你的男朋友。

SHOW.

SHOW：

>> HE IS MY MAN.

>> 他是我的男人。

>> Stephen: HE IS MY MAN.

>> 他是我的男人。

I DON'T DATE BOYS NO MORE.

我再也不和男孩約會了。

I DATE MEN.

我和男人約會。

HE'S MY MAN.

他是我的男人。

>> Stephen: GOOD TO KNOW.

>> 史蒂芬：知道就好。

I LIKE IT.

我喜歡它。

DID YOU WATCH HIM WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW?

他上節目的時候，你看過他嗎？

DID YOU CATCH HIM?

你抓到他了嗎？

>> I SAW IT.

>> 我看到了。

>> Stephen: HE SEEMED A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HOW CLOSE YOU

>> 他似乎對你的親近感到有些不自在

AND I ARE.

而我是。

OUR RELATIONSHIP SEEMED THREATENING TO HIM IN A LITTLE

我們的關係似乎對他有一點威脅

BIT.

BIT。

>> WE HAD A CONVERSATION ABOUT IT.

>> 我們討論過這個問題。

HE SAID, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU AND STEVE.

他說，你和史蒂夫是怎麼回事？

I SAID, THAT WAS BACK IN THE DAY, MAN.

我說過，那是以前的事了，夥計。

>> Stephen: WE WERE YOUNG.

>> 我們那時還年輕。

I WAS A GIRL THEN.

我是一個女孩，然後。

>> Stephen: AND I'M A BOY, AND YOU'VE MOVED ON TO A MAN.

>> 我是個男孩，而你已經變成了一個男人。

>> A MAN.

>> 一個男人。

A MAN.

一個男人。

>> Stephen: WHAT I FOUND OUT FROM HIM WHICH I COULDN'T

>> 斯蒂芬：我從他那裡發現了什麼，我不能。

BELIEVE IS HE MADE A PLAY FOR YOU MORE THAN ONCE, YOU REJECTED

相信他為你做了一次以上的遊戲，你拒絕了。

HIM.

他：

YOU REJECTED COMMON.

你拒絕共同。

I'VE SEEN HIS ABS.

我已經看到了他的ABS。

I DON'T THINK I WOULD REJECT COME ON.

我不認為我會拒絕，來吧。

WHY?

為什麼？

>> I WAS WAITING FOR YOU, STEVE, TO GET SINGLE.

>> 我在等你，史蒂夫，得到單。

>> Stephen: I APOLOGIZE.

>> 史蒂芬：我道歉。

I'M TOO DAMN HAPPY WITH EVIE.

我對EVIE太滿意了。

WHAT DID YOU THINK THE FIRST TIME COME ON WAS MAKING A PLAY

你覺得第一次來的時候是在演戲嗎？

FOR YOU AND YOU SAID, NO.

對於你和你說，沒有。

>> I SAID, NO, I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED.

>> 我說，不，我不太感興趣。

I'M GOOD.

我很好。

MY EYES ARE SET ON OTHER THINGS, I'M INTERESTED IN SOMEBODY ELSE.

我的眼睛是設置在其他事情， 我對別人感興趣。

I'M SORRY.

我很抱歉。

BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE PERSON.

但你看起來像一個好人。

>> Stephen: YOU'RE A LITTLE TOO COMMON FOR ME.

>> 你對我來說太普通了。

>> I KNOW PEOPLE WHO DATED YOU.

>> 我知道有人和你約會過。

>> Stephen: YOU GOT THE SCOOP?

>> 你得到消息了嗎？

YOU GOT THE REAL DEAL?

你得到了真正的交易？

ALL RIGHT.

好吧。

THAT'S GOOD.

這是很好的。

PUT IT IN THE BOOK.

把它放進書裡。

PUT IT IN THE BOOK.

把它放在書裡。

NOW, YOU HAVE BEEN -- YOU'VE GIVEN US A REVELATION ABOUT YOUR

現在，你已經... ... 你已經給了我們一個關於你的啟示。

RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE.

與SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE的關係：

YOU ARE MY INTRODUCTION, THAT'S HOW I LEARNED ABOUT THE

你是我的介紹，這是我如何知道的。

SILHOUETTE CHALLENGE BECAUSE YOU LIT UP THE INTERNET.

因為你在互聯網上點了火，所以SILHOUETTE挑戰賽。

JIM, SHOW HOW TIFFANY KICKED IT OFF.

吉姆，顯示TIFFANY如何啟動它關閉。

♪♪♪ ♪ PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER ♪

"把你的頭放在我的肩膀上

♪♪♪ ♪ PUT YOUR HEAD ON MY SHOULDER ♪

"把你的頭放在我的肩膀上

>> SOMEBODY BEEN WORKING OUT, BABY!

>> 有人在鍛鍊身體，寶貝！

I HAVE BEEN WORKING OUT!

我一直在鍛鍊！

>> Stephen: AND THIS IS WHERE IT GOES.

>> Stephen: 這就是它的去處。

SO YOU'VE GOT COMMON TO COME IN, THERE'S THE TWO OF YOU.

所以你們有共同的話題，你們兩個人就在這裡。

IS THAT -- IS THAT HOW PASSIONATE IT REALLY IS?

是 -- 這就是它真正的激情？

BECAUSE THAT IS -- I'M NOT SURE -- CAN WE SHOW THIS ON CBS?

因為那是 -- 我不確定 -- 我們能在CBS上播放嗎？

THIS WAS A POINT WHERE THEY SAID WE CAN'T SHOW ANY MORE OF THE

這是一個點，他們說我們不能顯示更多的。

VIDEO ON CBS.

視頻在CBS。

DID YOU HAVE TO TALK HIM INTO THAT?

你非得跟他說嗎？

>> I WAS QUITE A NEGOTIATION, LET ME TELL YOU.

>> 我是一個相當的談判，讓我告訴你。

OKAY, SO I'M, LIKE, LOOK, I WANT TO SHOOT THIS VIDEO, I NEED YOU

好吧，所以我，喜歡，看，我想拍攝這個視頻，我需要你。

TO BE IN IT WITH ME.

與我同在

HE'S LIKE, NO, THAT'S NOT REALLY MY STYLE, I'M NOT KNOWN FORT

他說，不，這不是我的風格，我不知道是什麼。

THAT, THAT'S NOT REALLY MY THING.

那，那不是我的事。

I'M, LIKE, LOOK, EVERY TIME YOU ASK ME TO DO SOMETHING, I DO IT

我，喜歡，看，每次你叫我做什麼，我就做什麼。

AND I DON'T MAKE ANY MONEY.

我也沒賺到錢。

I'M ASKING YOU TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME.

我請求你為我做一些事情。

AND EVERY TIME I ASK YOU TO DO SOMETHING, YOU GET PAID.

每次我讓你做什麼，你都會得到報酬。

NOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO TODAY IS THIS VIDEO WITH ME AND

現在你要做的就是和我一起看這段視頻，還有...

I WON'T BE NOTHING FOR YOU.

我不會對你一無所知的。

HE'S LIKE, ALL RIGHT, CALM DOWN!

他喜歡，沒事，冷靜下來！

>> Stephen: IS IT MEN'SWARE?

>> 史蒂芬: 是男人的武器嗎？

I TELL HIM, YOU CAN KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON, YOUR SHORTS ON, DON'T

我告訴他，你可以保持你的襯衫，你的短褲，不要。

EVEN TRIP, IT WILL BE FUN.

即使是旅行，也會很有趣。

AND THEN I ONLY WANTED TO DO THREE TAKES.

然後我只想做三次。

IT TURNED INTO 18 TAKES.

它變成了18次。

HE'S, LIKE, LET'S SHOOT IT AGAIN, CAN WE TRY IT ONE MORE

他說，讓我們再拍一次，我們可以再試一次嗎？

TIME THIS WAY?

時間這種方式？

MAYBE I COULD DO THIS.

也許我可以做到這一點。

I DIDN'T KNOW FELL SEXY ENOUGH.

我不知道掉落性感的足夠。

I WAS, LIKE, FOR SOMEBODY WHO DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, YOU NOW

我是，喜歡，對於一些人誰不想這樣做，你現在。

WANT TO DO ANOTHER TAKE AND ANOTHER TAKE?

想做另一個採取和另一個採取？

COME ON, BRO.

來吧，兄弟。

BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME.

但我們玩得很開心。

WE WERE LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME.

我們笑了整個時間。

IT WAS FUN.

它是有趣的。

>> Stephen: DOES HE LORD IT OVER YOU THAT HE'S THE SEXIST

>> 斯蒂芬：他是性侵犯者，他能支配你嗎？

MAN?

男人？

I WAS, IN 2006, LISTED AS ONE OF THE SEXIEST MEN ALIVE IN 2006,

2006年，我被列為2006年最性感的男人之一。

AND I STILL GO, HEY, COME ON, PRIME CUT RIGHT HERE, I'M JUST

我仍然去，嘿，來吧，prime切在這裡，我只是。

WELL MAR BBLED THESE DAYS.

這些天來，MAR BBLED。

>> HE DOES NOT HOLD THAT OVER MY HEAD.

>> 他並沒有在我的頭上舉行。

>> Stephen: I JUST FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THAT I LOVE.

>> 我剛剛發現了我喜歡的你的一些事情。

TURNS OUT YOU'RE A SHAKESPEARE NERD.

原來你是個莎士比亞書呆子。

YOU DID, LIKE, SHAKESPEARE PERFORMANCES AND COMPETITIONS IN

你喜歡莎士比亞的表演和比賽嗎？

HIGH SCHOOL AND YOU WON.

高中，你贏了。

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SHAKESPEARE PLAY?

你有最喜歡的莎士比亞戲劇嗎？

>> ONE OF MY FAVORITES IS -- I HAVE A FEW FAVORITES.

>> 我的最愛之一是 -- 我有一個最愛。

I LOVE HAMLET, MACBETH, MID SUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM.

我愛漢姆雷特，麥克貝特，仲夏夜之夢。

>> Stephen: SURE.

>> Stephen: SURE.

I'D LOVE TO DO A LITTLE SHAKESPEARE WITH YOU.

我很樂意和你一起做一個小小的抖音。

COULD YOU AND I DO A SCENE TOGETHER BECAUSE I HEARD, WE HAD

你能不能和我一起拍個戲，因為我聽說，我們有...

HEARD, MY PRODUCER SAID YOU LIKED MACBETH, WHICH IS WHO

聽說，我的製片人說你喜歡麥克貝特，那是誰？

DOESN'T LIKE A GOOD SPOOKY STORY.

不像一個好的恐怖故事。

COULD WE DO THE WITCH'S SCENE?

我們可以做女巫的場景嗎？

>> YES.

>> 是。

>> Stephen: OKAY, BECAUSE I HAVE TO -- I'M SURE YOU'VE

>> 好的，因為我必須...

ALREADY GOT IT DOWN BUT I'VE GOT TO ROOK AT CARDS HERE.

我已經把它弄下來了，但我得在這裡賭牌。

I'LL WITH THE SECOND WITCH.

我要和第二個女巫在一起。

YOU BE THE FIRST AND THIRD.

你是第一和第三。

I'LL BE THE SECOND WITCH.

我將是第二個女巫。

SO MACBETH, ACT FOUR, SCENE ONE.

所以麥克貝特，第四幕，第一場。

YOU'RE READY FOR IT.

你已經準備好了。

A CAVERN IN THE MIDDLE.

一箇中間的洞穴。

A BOILING CALDRON, THUNDER, ENTER THE THREE WITCHES.

沸騰的火盆，雷鳴，進入三個巫婆。

>> THRICE THE BINDED CAT HAD MEOWED.

>> 被捆綁的貓已經哭了三次。

>> THRICE AND ONCE THE HEDGE BIG WHINED.

>> 三次，一旦對沖大哭。

>> HELP HER CRIES!

>> 幫助她的哭聲！

'TIS TIME, 'TIS TIME!

是時候了，是時候了！

ROUNDABOUT THE CALDRON GO!

繞著卡樂隆走!

IN THE POISON TELLS THROW.

在《毒藥》中說扔。

TOAD.

蟾蜍。

THE DAY, THE NIGHTS THAT'S 31, SWIRLED AROUND AND SLEEP AND

這一天，這一天的夜晚，這是31，旋轉和睡眠和。

GOT.

GOT。

BOIL THOU FIRST DAY THE CHARMED POT.

煮你的第一天，迷人的鍋。

>> DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE.

>> 雙重的，雙重的，勞累和麻煩。

FIRE BURN AND CALDRON BUBBLE.

火焰燃燒和卡龍泡。

FILET OF FINNEY SNAKE IN THE CALDRON BOIL AND BAKE.

爐子裡的FILET FINNEY SNAKE 煮和烤。

EYE OF NEWT AND TOW OF FROG, BAT AND TONGUE OF DOG.

紐特的眼睛和青蛙的尾巴，蝙蝠和狗的舌頭。

BLIND WORMS STING, LIZARD REGULAR AND OWLET'S WING FOR A

盲蟲螫、蜥蜴常、黃鶯翅為一。

CHARM OF POWERFUL TROUBLE, LIKE A HAIL BROTH BOIL AND BUBBLE.

魅力強大的麻煩，就像海爾兄弟的沸騰和喧囂。

DOUBLE.

雙倍。

>> DOUBLE, DOUBLE.

>> 雙倍，雙倍。

TOIL AND TROUBLE.

辛苦和麻煩。

FIRE BURN.

火燒。

AND CALDRON BUBBLE.

和卡樂龍泡泡。

( MANIACAL LAUGH ) >> Stephen: I'M READY FOR MY

（狂笑） >> 史蒂芬：我準備好了我的。

OSCAR.

奧斯卡：

THERE IT IS.

在那裡，它是。

>> MY LITTLE MOLE FELL OFF!

>> 我的小痣掉了!

>> Stephen: MAN, I WANT TO SEE YOU IN A SHAKESPEARE PLAY.

>> 夥計，我想看你演一出莎士比亞戲劇。

THAT WOULD BE SO FUN.

這將是如此有趣。

>> I'M REEL GOOD AT IT.

>> 我很擅長這個。

I PLAYED LADY MACBETH BEFORE.

我以前也玩過麥當勞女士

WE GOT SECOND PLACE IN THAT ONE, AND DID MACBETH FOR A

我們得到了第二名，並做了麥克貝特的一個。

COMPETITION WHERE I WAS ONE OF THE WITCHES.

比賽中，我是其中的一個巫婆。

WE WON FIRST PLACE IN THAT ONE.

我們贏得了第一名。

THEN WE DID MID SUMMER'S NIGHTS DREAM, WON FIRST PLACE, THEN

然後我們做了仲夏之夜的夢，贏得了第一名，然後...

ROMEO AND JULIET IN A MASHUP WHERE I WAS BOTH AND I WON FIRST

羅密歐與朱麗葉在一個混搭的地方，我是兩個，我贏得了第一。

PLACE IN THAT.

地方在那。

I WAS KILLING IT IN HIGH SCHOOL.

我是殺了它在高中。

>> Stephen: YOU'VE ALSO BEEN PLAYING THE ROLE OF INTERVIEWING

>> 史蒂芬：你也在扮演採訪的角色。

RECENTLY.

最近。

I'VE WANTED TO INTERVIEW THIS GUY.

我一直想採訪這個傢伙。

YOU INTERVIEWED ANTHONY FAUCI.

你採訪了安東尼・福西。

HOW COME SHE'S INTERVIEWED FAUCI AND I HAVEN'T.

為什麼她採訪了FUCI而我沒有呢？

>> BECAUSE THE WHITE HOUSE LIKES YOU.

>> 因為白宮喜歡你。

>> FAUCI LIKES ME.

>> FAUCI喜歡我。

I DON'T KNOW IF THE WHITE HOUSE DOES.

我不知道白宮是否會這樣做。

>> Stephen: SO DID YOU ENJOY THE INTERVIEW?

>> 史蒂芬：你喜歡這個採訪嗎？

>> I DID.

>> 我做到了。

I LEARNED A LOT.

我學到了很多。

I GOT TO GRILL HIM ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.

我得跟他討論很多事情。

I REALLY ENJOYED HIM.

我真的很喜歡他。

YOU KNOW, FROM ONE SCIENTIST TO ANOTHER, IT WAS WONDERFUL.

你知道嗎，從一個科學家到另一個科學家，它是奇妙的。

>> Stephen: HE'S BEEN HELD UP AS A SEX SYMBOL, LIKE A BRAINY

>> 史蒂芬：他被當作性符號，就像一個腦殘的人。

SEX SYMBOL LATELY.

性的符號遲。

DO YOU GET ANY OF THAT VIBE OFF OF HIM?

你從他身上得到了什麼感覺嗎？

>> YOU KNOW, I REALLY DIDN'T GET THE SEX SYMBOL VIBE.

>> 你知道，我真的沒有得到性符號的氛圍。

I COULDN'T IMAGINE HOOKING UP WITH HIM.

我無法想象和他搞在一起。

I FEEL LIKE IF I HOOKED UP WITH HIM --

我覺得如果我跟他搭上了 --

>> Stephen: I'M NOT SAYING YOU HAVE TO HOOK UP WITH HIM.

>> 史蒂芬：我不是說你必須和他交往。

>> WHEN YOU THINK SEX SYMBOL, YOU THINK WOULD I GET WITH THAT?

>> 當你想到性符號時，你會想我能不能接受？

AND I'M THINKING IT WOULD BE LIKE THE COLOR PURPLE WHERE HIS

我想它應該是像紫色一樣的顏色，在他的

KIDS WERE, LIKE, HOW DID HE DIE?

孩子們，喜歡，他是怎麼死的？

AND I WOULD BE ON TOP OF ME.

我就會在我上面。

HE COULD GIVE ME A PAP SMEAR ANY DAY.

他每天都能給我做個子宮頸抹片。

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, GOOD TO KNOW.

>> Stephen: 好的，很好知道。

GOOD TO KNOW.

好知道。

IS THE PAP SMEAR HALL PASS IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT THERE.

你說的是PAP的SMAR HALL PASS。

( LAUGHTER ) NOW, YOU'RE A SCIENTIST, THOUGH.

現在，你是一個科學家，但。

YOU LOVE SCIENCE.

你愛科學。

I UNDERSTAND YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN MICROSCOPE.

我明白你已經有了自己的顯微鏡。

WAIT, YOU CAME WITH PROPS.

等等，你帶著道具來了。

>> I'M A HARD CORE SCIENCES GIRL.

>> 我是一個硬核的科學女孩。

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU USE THAT FOR.

>> 你用它做什麼。

>> I LOVE LOOKING AT GERMS AND BACTERIA, I WIPE DOOR KNOBS, ALL

>> 我喜歡看病菌和細菌，我擦門把手，所有。

KIND OF STUFF.

種類的東西。

I DO EVERYTHING.

我做的每一件事。

>> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THEM, DO YOU HAVE PETRI

>> 史蒂芬：你怎麼處理它們，你有PETRI嗎？

DISHES?

DISHES？

>> I HAVE PETRI DISHES.

>> 我有PETRI碟。

WHEN I WAS DATING AND FIRST GOT ON BUMBLE, I WOULD HAVE GUYS

當我在約會和第一次得到的BUMBLE，我會有男生。

COME BY.

來吧。

WOUDN'T MAKE OUT ON THE FIRST DATE.

不會在第一次約會的時候出來。

I WOULD GIVE THEM SOMETHING TO DRINK AND BE, SO NICE TO HAVE

我會給他們一些東西喝，是，所以很好有

YOU HERE, BYE.

你在這裡，再見。

THEY WOULD LEAVE.

他們會離開。

I WOULD TAKE THE CUB AND SWAB WHERE THEY WERE DRINKING AT.

我想把小熊和SWAB他們在哪裡喝。

PUT THAT IN A PETRI DISH.

把它放在PETRI碟裡。

I WOULD LOOK AT THE SLIDE AND SEE WHAT THEY HAD IN THEIR

我會看看幻燈片，看看他們在自己的身體裡有什麼。

MOUTH.

嘴。

IF THEY HAD TOO MUCH CANDIDA GOING ON, I. NOT KISSING THEM.

如果他們有太多的花花公子去了， 我不吻他們。

WRONG KIND OF BACTERIA, I DON'T GET INVOLVED.

錯誤的菌類，我不參與。

BUT IF IT'S A NICE HEALTHY MOUTH, BECAUSE WE ALL GOT

但是，如果它是一個很好的健康的嘴，因為我們都得到了。

BACTERIA, BUT IF IT'S A HEALTHY MOUTH, THEN SECOND DATE.

細菌，但如果它是一個健康的口腔， 然後第二次約會。

WE -- LA LA LALA.

我們--LA LA LALA。

>> Stephen: I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN.

>> 斯蒂芬：我完全知道你的意思。

THAT'S A VERY HEALTHY, LOGICAL APPROACH TO DATING.

這是一個非常健康的，邏輯的方法來約會。

>> YEAH, WELL -- >> Stephen: DO YOU RECOMMEND

>> 是的，很好 -- >> 史蒂芬：你推薦嗎？

IT.

IT：

>> I RECOMMEND EVERY WOMAN GET A MICROSCOPE AND, YOU KNOW, CHECK

>> 我建議每個女人都買一個顯微鏡，而且，你知道，檢查

THESE GUYS OUT, YOU KNOW.

這些傢伙出來，你知道的。

A LOT OF TIMES YOU SAY, HEY, LET'S GO TO THE DOCTOR AND GET

很多時候，你會說："嘿，我們去找醫生，讓他給你看病。

TESTED.

經測試：

AND THEY'RE, LIKE, I DON'T NEED TO DO THAT, I'M GOOD, I DON'T

他們是，喜歡，我不需要這樣做，我很好，我不知道。

NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.

需要去看醫生。

YOU KNOW SOMETHING AIN'T RIGHT.

你知道有些事情是不對的。

YOU NEED TO GET A MICROSCOPE AND DO YOUR OWN TEST.

你需要得到一個顯微鏡，做你自己的測試。

HELLO.

你好。

>> Stephen: TIFFANY, WE HAVE TO TAKE A BREAK.

>> TIFFANY，我們必須休息一下。

AFTER WE GET BACK I'LL ASK TIFFANY ABOUT GOING TO DAVE

等我們回去後，我會問TIFFANY關於去找DAVE的事。

CHAPPELLE'S SUMMER CAMP.

查普勒的夏令營。

SOUNDS LIKE FUN.

聽起來很有趣。