HELLO!

你好！

AND WELCOME TO "A LATE SHOW."

歡迎來到 "晚間秀"。

I'M STEPHEN COLBRRRRR!

我是Stephen COLBRRRR！

I'M A FREED COMEDIAN.

我是一個自由的喜劇演員。

WE ARE BROADCASTING FROM ICE STATION ZEBRA, HIGH ATOP THE ED

我們正在從高高在上的EBRA冰站進行廣播。

SULLIVAN THEATER, WHERE I HAVE BEEN HUNKERED DOWN FOR THE LAST

蘇利文劇院，我過去一直蜷縮著的地方

24 HOURS.

24小時。

THIS IS TRUE: I ACTUALLY SPENT THE NIGHT IN MY OFFICE BECAUSE

這是真的：我真的在我的辦公室過了一夜，因為。

ALL NON-ESSENTIAL VEHICLES WERE FORBIDDEN TO TAKE TO THE STREETS

所有非必需品車輛禁止上街。

OF NEW YORK.

紐約的。

I HAVE NOT LEFT THE BUILDING THIS ENTIRE TIME, I DON'T KNOW

我一直沒有離開這棟樓，我不知道。

IF THERE'S ANYTHING LEFT ALIVE BESIDES ME.

如果有什麼東西還活著，在我身邊，

FOR ALL I KNOW THE ARCTIC TUNDRA OUTSIDE THIS BUILDING IS BEING

據我所知，這棟樓外的北極圈正在被破壞。

RULED BY MARAUDING ICE TRIBES WHOSE ECONOMY IS BASED ON

由經濟基於馬拉丁冰雪部落統治。

BARTERING HOT CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS, RULED BY THEIR

BARTERING HOT CHOCOLATE AND MARSHMALLOWS, RULED BY THEIRIR

FEARSOME SWISS MISTRESS.

恐懼的瑞士女郎。

THE EAST COAST, FROM BOSTON TO WASHINGTON, D.C., IS PARALYZED.

東海岸，從波士頓到華盛頓特區，是癱瘓的。

MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE TRAPPED IN THEIR HOUSES, BUT FOR A

數百萬人被困在自己的房子裡，但對於一個人來說，這是不可能的。

DIFFERENT REASON, NOW.

不同的原因，現在。

MERE IN NEW YORK CITY, IT HAS BEEN COMING DOWN FOR 24 HOURS,

我在紐約市，它已經下降了24小時。

EXPECTED TO CONTINUE THROUGH WEDNESDAY MORNING, BY THE TIME

預計將持續到週二上午，到時...。

IT'S OVER WE'RE LOOKING AT NEARLY TWO FEET OF SNOW.

結束了，我們看到的是近兩英尺的雪。

NEW YORKERS: IF YOU'RE CAUGHT OUTSIDE, UNTIL YOU CAN GET TO

紐約人：如果你被發現在外面，直到你可以得到的。

SHELTER, REMEMBER: AS A LAST RESORT, YOU CAN ALWAYS STAY WARM

貯藏室，請記住：作為最後的手段，您可以一直保持溫暖。

BY SLICING OPEN MAYOR DE BLASIO AND CRAWLING INSIDE.

通過切開MAYOR DE BLASIO和RAWLING INSIDE。

SOME FOLKS FOUND THE FUN IN THE BLIZZARD.

有些人發現在BLIZZARD的樂趣。

THE STORM HIT CHICAGO FIRST, WHERE ONE FELLA SNOWBOARDED

暴風雪首先襲擊芝加哥，其中有一個FELLA滑雪的地方

WHILE GETTING PULLED BY A CAR.

當被車拉住的時候，

HERE IN NEW YORK, SOME PEOPLE TOOK TO THE STREETS IN THEIR

在紐約這裡，有些人走上街頭，在他們的。

CROSS COUNTRY SKIS.

越野滑雪板：

AND IN D.C., THERE WAS A SNOWBALL FIGHT ON THE NATIONAL

而在華盛頓，有一場全國性的雪地球比賽。

MALL, AND NOBODY BROUGHT ZIP TIES.

商場，沒有人帶拉鍊。

IT'S THE SECOND TIME IN FOUR WEEKS THAT THE CAPITOL'S BEEN

這是四星期內第二次首都被襲擊

OVERWHELMED BY A STORM OF WHITENESS.

被一場白色風暴所籠罩。

AND IT'S NOT JUST HUMANS, AS YOU CAN SEE IN THIS DELIGHTFUL

不僅僅是人類，你可以在這篇精彩的文章中看到。

FOOTAGE OF GIANT PANDAS AT THE NATIONAL ZOO.

大熊貓在國家動物園的鏡頭。

LOOK AT THAT!

看看這個！

THEY'RE JUST LIKE US: HAVING FUN IN THE SNOW, STUCK IN CAPTIVITY

他們就像我們一樣，在雪地裡玩得很開心，沉浸在俘虜的喜悅中

NOT BREEDING.

不是育種。

OF COURSE, NO COVERAGE OF A BLIZZARD IS COMPLETE WITHOUT

當然，沒有BLIZZARD的報道是不完整的。

SOMEONE REPORTING FROM THE MIDDLE OF THE SNOWSTORM, SO

有人在暴風雪中報告，所以... ...

LET'S CHECK IN WITH "THE LATE SHOW'S" CHIEF METEOROLOGIST

讓我們來看看 "晚間秀 "的首席氣象學家的情況

LIVE ON THE ROOF OF THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER, STEPHEN

在艾德-蘇利文劇院的屋頂上直播，史蒂芬。

COLBERT.

COLBERT.

STEPHEN, HOW ARE THINGS LOOKING UP THERE, MY FRIEND?

史蒂芬，你那邊情況如何，我的朋友？

WELL, STEVE, IT'S COLD AND SNOWY.

好了，史蒂夫，它的寒冷和雪。

HONESTLY, YOU DON'T NEED ANYONE UP HERE TO TELL YOU THAT, YOU

老實說，你不需要任何人在這裡告訴你，你。

COULD JUST LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW.

可以只看你的窗外。

I WOULD, BUT THE WINDOWS ON SET ARE JUST TV SCREENS.

我也想，但電視上的窗口只是電視屏幕。

WELL, CHANGE THEM TO STATIC, AND YOU'LL GET THE IDEA.

好吧，把它們改成靜態的，你就會明白了。

OKAY, THERE YOU GO.

好吧，你去那裡。

WOW, THAT'S A LOT OF SNOW!

哇，好大的雪啊!

YEP.

是的。

CAN I COME DOWN FROM THE ROOF NOW?

我現在能從屋頂下來嗎？

NO, YOU CAN'T.

不，你不能。

WELL, WHAT IF I MADE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE, INTRODUCED YOU TO MY

好吧，如果我值得你花點時間，把你介紹給我的。

FRIEND BENJAMIN HERE?

朋友本傑明在這裡？

CHECK INSIDE YOUR POCKETS, STEVE.

檢查你的口袋裡，史蒂夫。

OH, I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB.

哦，我喜歡你的JIB的剪裁。

C'MON DOWN, I'LL POUR YOU A DRINK.

下來吧，我給你倒杯酒。

MAKE IT A DOUBLE!

讓它成為雙倍！

THANK YOU, STEPHEN!

謝謝你，史蒂芬！

NOW, DURING THE CAMPAIGN, JOE BIDEN TALKED A LOT ABOUT

現在，在競選期間，喬-比登談了很多關於... ...

REACHING ACROSS THE AISLE.

跨越過道。

AND AS WE'RE TAPING THIS, HE IS DISCUSSING A COMPROMISE PROPOSAL

而我們正在錄製的時候，他正在討論一個妥協的建議。

WITH TEN REPUBLICAN SENATORS HE INVITED TO THE WHITE HOUSE, LED

與他邀請到白宮的十名共和黨參議員一起，LED。

BY MAINE SENATOR SUSAN COLLINS, SEEN HERE HAVING THE TIME OF HER

緬因州參議員蘇珊-柯林斯，在這裡看到了她的時間。

LIFE.

生活。

THE G.O.P.'S COMPROMISE OFFER TO THE BIDEN PLAN IS THE SAME WAY A

G.O.P.向BIDEN計劃提出的折衷方案是同樣的方式。

PACK OF WOLVES COMPROMISES WITH AN ABSENTMINDED

一群狼和一個不在狀態的人達成了妥協

CARIBOU.

加勒比海：

YOU SEE, BIDEN'S COVID RESCUE PLAN, WHICH COVERS BIGGER

你看，BIDEN的COVID救援計劃，它覆蓋了更大的。

STIMULUS CHECKS, MORE AID FOR THE UNEMPLOYED, THE HUNGRY AND

刺激性支票，向失業者、飢餓者和貧困者提供更多的援助。

THOSE FACING EVICTION, ADDITIONAL SUPPORT FOR SMALL

面臨驅逐的人，對小型企業的額外支持是什麼？

BUSINESSES, STATES AND LOCAL GOVERNMENTS, INCREASED FUNDING

企業、國家和地方政府，增加的資金。

FOR VACCINATIONS AND TESTING, AT A PRICE TAG OF $1.9 TRILLION,

疫苗和測試，價格為1.9萬億美元。

WHILE THE REPUBLICANS ONLY WANT TO COVER SOME OF THAT FOR $600

而共和黨人只想用600美元來支付部分費用

BILLION.

億元。

THAT'S NOT MEETIN' YA HALFWAY.

這不是滿足你半途而廢。

THAT'S NOT EVEN MEETIN' YA THIRDWAY.

這還沒有滿足你的第三條道路。

AMERICA IS DROWNING 100 FEET BELOW THE SURFACE, AND

美國正在下降100英尺以下的地面，和

REPUBLICANS ARE SAYING, "OKAY.

共和黨人說："好吧。

HERE'S OUR COMPROMISE.

這就是我們的妥協。

INSTEAD, WE DROWN 60 FEET BELOW THE SURFACE.

而我們卻在地表下潛了60英尺。

AT LEAST THEY CAN SEE US WAVING!"

至少他們能看到我們在揮手！"

IT'S A NICE GESTURE FOR JOE TO MEET WITH THEM, BUT JOE'S

喬伊和他們見面是件好事，但喬伊的。

CLEARLY NOT PLAYING AROUND.

顯然不是在玩耍。

LOOK WHAT HE JUST DID TO WEST VIRGINIA DEMOCRATIC SENATOR AND

看看他對西弗吉尼亞州民主黨參議員和。

FNNIEST GUY AT THE CAR DEALERSHIP, JOE MANCHIN.

車行裡最棒的人，喬-曼琴。

MANCHIN HAS BEEN DRAGGING HIS FEET ON BIDEN'S COVID RELIEF

曼欽一直在比登的科維德寬免問題上拖拖拉拉。

DEAL.

成交。

SO, WITHOUT TELLING MANCHIN, BIDEN SENT KAMALA HARRIS TO

所以，在沒有告訴曼欽的情況下，比登把卡馬拉-哈里斯送去了。

APPEAR ON LOCAL WEST VIRGINIA NEWS TO SAY "YOU'RE HARD

出現在西弗吉尼亞州當地的新聞上，說 "你很辛苦"。

WORKING, YOU DESERVE THIS RELIEF PACKAGE, JOE MANCHIN DOESN'T

工作的人，你應該得到這個救濟方案，喬-曼欽不需要。

WANT TO GIVE IT TO YOU."

想把它送給你。"

MANCHIN WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH NUT-PUNCH.

曼欽對行政部門的一記重拳並不滿意。

>> I SAW IT.

>> 我看到了。

I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.

我無法相信它。

NO ONE CALLED ME.

沒有人打電話給我。

WE'RE GONNA TRY TO FIND A BIPARTISAN PATH FOR IT, I THINK

我想，我們要努力找到一個兩黨合作的途徑。

WE NEED TO, BUT WE NEED TO WORK TOGETHER.

我們需要，但我們需要一起努力。

THAT'S NOT A WAY OF WORKING TOGETHER, WHAT WAS DONE.

這不是一種合作的方式，所做的。

>> STEPHEN: YES, HE WANTS EVERYONE TO WORK TOGETHER TO

>> 是的，他希望大家一起合作

MAKE SURE AMERICANS GET LESS COVID RELIEF.

確保美國人得到較少的COVID救濟。

HE'S STANDING OUTSIDE CONGRESS WITH THAT SIGN: "WILL WORK FOR

他站在國會外，打著 "將為 "的標語。

GETTING YOU LESS FOOD."

讓你少吃點。"

ONE OF THE CHALLENGES FOR JAMMING SOME UNUM UP OUR E

在我們的 "E "里加入一些 "UNUM "的挑戰之一。

PLURIBUS IS NEXT WEEK'S IMPEACHMENT TRIAL.

下週的審判將是 "多黨制"。

I'LL CATCH YOU UP ON THE LATEST IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF

我將在今晚的 "我的世界 "中為您帶來最新的消息。

"DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH 2: GO FAST, WE'RE FURIOUS."

"DON和巨人IMPEACH 2： 快走，我們很憤怒。"

>> YOO HOOOO!

>> YOO HOOOO！

YOO HOOOO!

YOO HOOOO！

(ROARING) >> STEPHEN: THE SENATE TRIAL

>> 參議院審判

BEGINS A WEEK FROM TOMORROW, AND THE FORMER PRESIDENT IS A

下週開始，前總統是個大人物。

LITTLE BEHIND ON PREPARATION.

稍微落後於準備工作。

BECAUSE ON SATURDAY WE LEARNED ALL FIVE ATTORNEYS WORKING ON

因為在週六，我們瞭解到所有五個律師的工作，

HIS DEFENSE LEFT THE TEAM.

他的防守離開了球隊。

ALL FIVE LAWYERS.

所有五名律師：

LAWYERS.

律師：

THERE WAS SOMETHING LAWYERS WOULDN'T DO FOR MONEY.

有些事情是律師們為了錢不會做的。

THAT IS RATS FLEEING A SINKING RAT.

那是老鼠逃離沉沒的老鼠。

A SOURCE CLOSE TO THE E-PRESIDENT DESCRIBED IT AS A

一位接近電子總統的人士將其描述為：

"MUTUAL DECISION."

"共同的決定。"

YEAH, TOTALLY MUTUAL!

是的，完全是通用的!

"NO, CAROL DIDN'T DIVORCE ME.

"不，卡羅爾沒有和我離婚。"。

WE DIVORCED ME!

我們和我離婚了！

WE ALSO AGREED THAT THE LAWN WAS THE BEST PLACE FOR ALL MY

我們也同意草坪是我所有的人最好的地方。

SHIRTS."

SHIRTS。"

IT LOOKS LIKE THE BREAK-UP HAPPENED AFTER THE EX-PRES. TOLD

看來分手是在前任總統之後發生的。告訴

THE LAWYERS NOT TO ARGUE THAT IT WAS UNCONSTITUTIONAL TO IMPEACH

法律界人士不得爭辯說執行《憲法》不符合《憲法》。

HIM FOR INSURRECTION AFTER HE LEFT OFFICE, BUT INSTEAD

在他離開辦公室後，他的保險，但沒有。

ARGUE THAT "THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN FROM HIM."

爭辯說 "選舉被他偷走了"

AH, THE BRILLIANT LEGAL STRATEGY OF POINTING OUT TO THE JURY HOW

啊，這是個很好的法律策略，就是向陪審團指出，如何

MOTIVATED YOU WERE TO COMMIT THE CRIME.

你犯罪的動機是：

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY, I INTEND TO PROVE THAT MY

"各位陪審團的女士們、先生們，我想證明我的：

CLIENT CAN'T BE GUILTY OF MURDER BY ESTABLISHING JUST HOW

客戶不能通過確定如何殺人而被判有罪。

STABBABLE HER HUSBAND WAS.

她的丈夫很難纏。

LOOK AT THAT JUICY TORSO!" I'M SORRY.

"看看那輛JUICY TORSO！"我很抱歉。

WHAT?

什麼？

OH, HE'S DEAD.

哦，他死了。

I FORGOT.

我忘了。

SO, ON SUNDAY THE FORMER PRESIDENT CRUISED SOME DARK

所以，在週日，前總統遊歷了一些黑暗的地方。

ALLEYS OF THE LEGAL WORLD AND SCRAPED UP TWO NEW LAWYERS:

ALLEYS OF THE LEGAL WORLD和SCRAPED了兩個新的律師。

CRIMINAL LITIGATOR AND MAN ADDICTED TO S.P.F. 1,000, DAVID

刑事訴訟律師和沉迷於S.P.F.1,000的人，DAVID。

SCHOEN, AND FORMER DISTRICT ATTORNEY AND SCHOOL PRINCIPAL

SCHOEN，以及前地區律師和學校校長。

WAITING FOR KIDS TO STOP BOOING BRUCE CASTOR.

等著孩子們不要再給BRUCE CASTOR打氣了。

THESE GUYS HAVE A LOT IN COMMON.

這些傢伙有很多共同點。

WHEN HE WAS A PENNSYLVANIA D.A.

當他還是賓夕法尼亞州檢察官的時候

IN 2005, CASTOR DECLINED TO PROSECUTE BILL COSBY AS PART OF

2005年，CASTOR拒絕起訴比爾-考斯比，因為他的部分工作是：

A "SECRET AGREEMENT."

一份 "祕密協議"。

ALTHOUGH IT IS POSSIBLE CASTOR DIDN'T KNOW, AND COSBY JUST

雖然有可能CASTOR不知道，而COSPBY只是...

DROPPED THE AGREEMENT INTO HIS DRINK.

放棄了協議 在他的飲料。

MEANWHILE, DAYS BEFORE JEFFREY EPSTEIN DIED, SCHOEN ACTUALLY

與此同時，在傑弗裡-愛潑斯坦死前幾天，肖恩真的

MET WITH THE ACCUSED CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER ABOUT "JOINING HIS

與被控販賣兒童的人會面，討論 "加入他的 "的問題。

DEFENSE."

防禦。"

MY GOD, WHO WOULD HIRE JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S DEFENSE LAWYER?

我的天，誰會僱用JEFFREY EPSTEIN的辯護律師？

OH, JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S WINGMAN?

哦，JEFFREY EPSTEIN的WINGMAN？

THAT MAKES SENSE.

這是有道理的。

IT'S NO SURPRISE THE OLD POTUS WANTS TO KEEP PUSHING HIS

這並不奇怪，老總統想繼續推動他的。

ELECTION FRAUD FRAUD.

選舉詐騙 詐騙

ACCORDING TO "THE NEW YORK TIMES," THE FORMER

據 "紐約時報 "報道，前者是

ADMINISTRATION KNEW BIDEN WAS THE WINNER BY THURSDAY THE 12TH

管理部門知道比登在12日（星期四）之前是贏家。

OF NOVEMBER.

11月，

SO, FIVE DAYS LATER THAN EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD, BUT

所以，比世界上所有的人都晚了五天，但是... ...

STILL, HE KNEW IT WAS A LIE.

但是，他知道這是一個謊言。

HE KNEW WE KNEW IT WAS LIE.

他知道我們知道這是個謊言。

HE KNEW WE KNEW HE KNEW IT WAS A LIE.

他知道我們知道他知道這是一個謊言。

BUT HE KEPT IT UP ANYWAY.

但他還是堅持了下來。

IT'S THE ELECTORAL EQUIVALENT OF HIS BRONZER.

這是選舉的等價物 他的BRONZER。

WE CAN SEE YOUR EARS!

我們可以看到你的耳朵！

WE KNOW YOU'RE ACTUALLY THE COLOR OF DYING E.T.

我們知道你其實是染髮師的顏色。

THE LAST FEW WEEKS HAVE BEEN A TOUGH TIME FOR THE MAGA CROWD,

過去的幾周對馬加爵人群來說是一段艱難的時期。

ESPECIALLY BELIEVERS OF QANON, THE DERANGED INTERNET MOB

特別是卡農的信徒，瘋狂的網絡暴徒。

PREACHING THAT ELITE DEMOCRATS, GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, AND

宣揚精英民主黨人、政府官員和

CELEBRITIES ARE PART OF A CANNIBALISTIC, CHILD

名人是一個CANNIBALISTIC，兒童的一部分。

SEX-TRAFFICKING CULT, AND THE EX-PRESIDENT WAS THE HERO

性交易文化，而前總統是英雄。

DESTINED TO STOP THEM.

命中註定要阻止他們。

OH, WELL.

哦，好吧。

Q PEOPLE, IF YOU'RE STILL LOOKING FOR A SAVIOR, CAN I

Q人們，如果你還在尋找一個救世主，我可以。

INTEREST YOU IN A MUCH NICER MESSIAH WHO ALSO HUNG OUT WITH

你對一個比她更漂亮的彌賽亞感興趣嗎？ 她也和我一起玩過。

PROSTITUTES BUT MIGHT ACTUALLY COME BACK ONE DAY?

妓女但可能有一天會回來？

EVER SINCE THE DICTATOR SLUNK OFF TO MAR-A-GULAG-O, Q FOLK

自從迪克特去了MAR-A-GULAG-O，Q FOLK

HAVE BEEN STRUGGLING TO UNDERSTAND BIDEN'S INAUGURATION,

一直在努力理解比登的就職典禮。

WHICH MANY BELIEVE WAS A DEEPFAKE.

很多人認為這是一個深度假動作。

YES, IT WAS ALL STAGED ON A GREEN SCREEN.

是的，它是所有的舞臺上的綠色螢幕。

AND, IN REALITY, BERNIE WAS JUST A TENNIS BALL ON A STICK.

而且，在現實中，BERNIE只是一個棒子上的網球。

OVER THE WEEKEND, ANDERSON COOPER INTERVIEWED ONE FORMER

週末，安德森-庫珀採訪了一位前輩。

Q-SADER WHO MADE A TROUBLING CONFESSION:

Q-SADER誰做了一個麻煩的懺悔。

>> DID YOU AT THE TIME BELIEVE THAT DEMOCRATS, HIGH LEVEL

>> 你當時是否相信，民主黨人，高級官員

DEMOCRATS AND CELEBRITIES WERE WORSHIPPING SATAN, DRINKING THE

民主黨人和知名人士都在崇拜撒旦，喝下酒。

BLOOD OF CHILDREN?

孩童的血？

>> ANDERSON, I THOUGHT YOU DID THAT.

>> 安德森，我以為是你做的。

AND I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THAT RIGHT NOW, SO I

我想現在就為這個道歉，所以我...

APOLOGIZE FOR THINKING THAT YOU ATE BABIES.

為你認為自己吃了嬰兒而道歉。

BUT, YEAH, 100%.

但是，YEAH，100%。

>> BUT YOU ACTUALLY-- YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT I WAS

>> 但你實際上... 你實際上相信我是。

DRINKING THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN?

喝兒童的血？

>> YES, I DID.

>> 是的，我做到了。

>> STEPHEN: NOW, WHAT ON EARTH MAKES ANYONE BELIEVE THAT

>> 現在，到底是什麼讓人們相信，你是誰？

ANDERSON COOPER WAS DRINKING THE BLOOD OF CHILDREN

安德森-庫珀喝了孩子們的血。

OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT ANDERSON COOPER HAS NEVER AGED?

除了事實 安德森-庫珀從來沒有老過？

BUT THAT WASN'T ALL Q FOLKS BELIEVED ABOUT THE SILVER SURFER

但這並不是Q國人對銀色衝浪者的全部信念。

OF CABLE NEWS.

有線新聞。

>> WAS IT SOMETHING ABOUT ME THAT MADE YOU THINK THAT?

>> 是我的什麼地方讓你這麼想嗎？

>> IT'S BECAUSE "Q" SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED YOU AND HE MENTIONED

>> 因為 "Q "特別提到了你，而他也提到了。

YOU VERY EARLY ON.

你很早的時候就。

HE MENTIONED YOU BY NAME, AND FROM THERE HE ALSO TALKED ABOUT,

他提到了你的名字，從那裡他還談到了：

LIKE, FOR EXAMPLE, YOU KNOW, FAMILY.

比如說，你知道的，家庭。

I'M GOING TO BE HONEST, LIKE, PEOPLE STILL TALK ABOUT THAT TO

我將是誠實的，就像，人們仍然談論這一點，以

THIS DAY.

這一天。

THERE WERE POSTS ABOUT THAT JUST FOUR DAYS AGO, SOME PEOPLE

四天前，有人發了一篇關於這個的文章。

THOUGHT YOU WERE A ROBOT.

我還以為你是個機器人。

>> STEPHEN: OKAY, THAT ONE'S JUST INSANE.

>> 好吧，這個太瘋狂了。

ANDERSON COOPER'S NOT A ROBOT.

安德森・庫珀不是一個機器人。

THAT'S CLEARLY THE BLITZ-BORG.

這顯然是BLITZ -BORG。

(AS WOLF BLITZER) "OTHERWISE.

(如狼BLITZER) "除此之外，"。

WHY ELSE.

為什麼呢？

WOULD HE BE SO.

他會不會這樣。

BAD.

壞的。

AT.

AT。

MIMICKING.

模仿。

HUMAN.

人類：

SPEECH?

講話？

ANDERSON."

ANDERSON。"

BUT NOT EVERY INTERNET CRAZY IS GOING THROUGH AGONIZING

但不是每一個網絡瘋子都在經歷著衰老的過程

REAPPRAISAL.

REAPPRAISAL：

CASE IN POINT, ON SATURDAY, ANTI-VAX PROTESTERS TEMPORARILY

例子：週六，反VAX抗議者臨時舉行了

SHUT DOWN THE COVID-19 VACCINATION SITE AT L.A.'S

關閉位於洛杉磯的COVID-19疫苗接種點。

DODGER STADIUM, DELAYING APPOINTMENTS BY NEARLY AN

DODGER STADIUM，延後了近一個小時的預約。

HOUR.

小時。

NICE TRY, ANTI-VAXERS, BUT THESE ARE ANGELENOS.

很好的嘗試，反VAXERS，但這些都是ANGELENOS。

THEY'RE NOT GOING TO QUIT BECAUSE YOU MADE 'EM WAIT 60

他們不會因為你讓他們等了60分鐘就放棄的

MINUTES!

分鐘！

IT TAKES TWO HOURS JUST TO CHANGE LANES ON THE 405.

在405號公路上換車道需要兩個小時。

THE PROTEST ORGANIZERS WANTED PEOPLE TO BE OPEN TO THEIR

抗議組織者希望人們對他們的開放。

MESSAGE, SO THEY URGED ATTENDEES TO "REFRAIN FROM

訊息，所以他們敦促與會者 "避免使用"。

WEARING MAGA ATTIRE AS WE WANT OUR STATEMENT TO RESONATE WITH

穿著馬加爵服裝，因為我們希望我們的聲明能引起人們的共鳴。

THE SHEEPLE."

綿羊。"

"YEAH, THE ONES GETTING THE VACCINE ARE SHEEPLE.

"是的，得到疫苗的人都是小羊，

NOW EVERYONE HIDE THE MATCHING HATS WE BOUGHT FROM OUR BANKRUPT

現在，大家把我們從銀行破產時買來的相配帽子藏起來吧

CASINO GOD-KING."

卡西諾神王。"

BUT DESPITE THE CALLS TO "RESONATE WITH THE SHEEPLE," THE

儘管有人呼籲 "與羊群同聲相應"，但是，在 "與羊群同聲相應 "的過程中。

ACTUAL TONE OF THE PROTEST WAS A BIT MORE AGGRESSIVE, WITH

抗議的實際語氣更激進一些，有的人說："我是一個很好的人。

ANTI-VAXXERS BLOCKING THE STADIUM ENTRANCE AND HOLDING