I AM YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT IN A ROLL-NECK SWEATER

我是你的主持人，斯蒂芬-科爾伯特，穿著一件圓領毛衣。

TONIGHT.

今晚。

I LOOK COMFORTABLE... TO SIT ON.

我看起來很舒服... ...坐在上面。

YOU KNOW, IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO GET SOME GOOD NEWS.

你知道，得到一些好的消息總是好的。

IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD.

它讓你感覺很好。

THIS MORNING, THE GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATIONS WERE ANNOUNCED, AND

今天早上，金球獎提名名單公佈了，而且...

OUR FRIEND JON BATISTE WAS NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE,

我們的朋友JON BATISTE被提名為金球獎得主。

ALONG WITH TRENT REZNOR AND ATTICUS ROSS, FOR THE SCORE TO

與TRENT REZNOR和ATTICUS ROSS一起，將比分改寫為：1.

THE MOVIE "SOUL"!

電影 "靈魂"！

HELL, YES!

是的！

IF YOU HAVEN'T-- IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT, THAT SCORE IS TOW

如果你沒... 如果你沒聽過，那分數就會被拖走。

BEAUTIFUL.

美妙的。

IT'S GOT SO MUCH...WHAT'S THE WORD I'M LOOKING FOR...

太多了......我要找的詞是什麼......。

HEART?

心？

MOXIE?

MOXIE？

IT WILL COME TO ME.

它會來找我。

ANYWAY, CONGRATULATIONS, JON, WELL DESERVED.

無論如何，恭喜你，JON，當之無愧。

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN GLOBES HISTORY MORE OF ITS BEST

全球歷史上首次出現了更多的優秀作品。

DIRECTOR NOMS WENT TO WOMEN THAN TO MEN.

女性獲得的導演提名多於男性。

IT'S THE GREATEST SHOW OF SUPPORT THE ENTERTAINMENT

這是最偉大的演出支持娛樂的

INDUSTRY HAS GIVEN TO WOMEN SINCE MONDAY, WHEN SOMEONE TRIED

從週一開始，當有人嘗試的時候，工業已經給了女性。

TO CHANGE THE SIGN TO HOLLYBOOB.

把招牌改成HOLLYBOB。

SOME GLARING SNUBS, INCLUDING A COMPLETE SHUTOUT IN THE BEST

一些引人注目的SNUBS，包括一個完整的SHUTOUT在最好的。

DRAMA CATEGORY FOR BLACK-LED FILMS LIKE SPIKE LEE'S

黑燈電影（如李小龍的《黑燈記》）的劇情類。

"DA 5 BLOODS" AND GEORGE C.

"DA 5 BLOODS "和GEORGE C．

WOLFE'S "MA RAINEY'S BLACK BOTTOM."

WOLFE的 "MA RAINEY'S BLACK BOTTOM"。

ONCE AGAIN, BLACK FILMMAKERS GET THE SHAFT, WHICH IS DOUBLY

黑人電影人再一次得到了打擊，這是雙重的。

INSULTING, SINCE THERE'S ALREADY AT LEAST FIVE "SHAFTS"!

侮辱，因為已經至少有五個 "黑匣子 "了！

MY CBS "LATE NIGHT" COLLEAGUE AND ONE OF THE STARS OF "THE

我的CBS "深夜 "同事和 "深夜 "的明星之一。

PROM," JAMES CORDEN, ALSO EARNED A BEST ACTOR NOD.

舞會》，詹姆斯-科登，也獲得了最佳男主角的提名。

THOUGH IT SHOCKED SOME PEOPLE THAT HIS COSTAR, MERYL STREEP,

雖然有些人對他的主演梅里爾-史翠普感到震驚，

WAS SNUBBED.

被搶走了。

THAT ONE I UNDERSTAND: MERYL WASN'T SNUBBED.

我明白了，梅里爾並沒有被偷襲。

SHE'S ACTUALLY PLAYING HER PART AND JAMES CORDEN IN "THE PROM."

她實際上是在扮演她的角色和詹姆斯-科登在 "舞會"。

SHE'S THAT GOOD!

她是那麼好！

REGARDLESS, CONGRATULATIONS, JAMES!

無所謂了，恭喜你，詹姆斯!

BUT AS BIG A DEAL AS THE GOLDEN GLOBES ARE, I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO

但是，儘管金球獎是個大買賣，我也想去看看

CONGRATULATE ALL OF MY WRITERS, BECAUSE TODAY, THEY RECEIVED TWO

恭喜我所有的作者，因為今天，他們獲得了兩個。

WRITERS GUILD NOMINATIONS-- ONE FOR THIS SHOW THAT WE DO EVERY

NIGHT, AND ONE FOR OUR ELECTION SPECIAL.■ç

晚上，還有一個我們的選舉特別節目。

WELL DESERVED.

非常值得。

YOU GUYS ARE THE PROS FROM DOVER.

你們是DOVER的專業人員。

AND THIS YEAR, I WILL BE ATTENDING THE AWARDS CEREMONY,

而今年，我將參加頒獎典禮。

AS I ALWAYS DO, FROM HOME.

我總是這樣，從家裡。

IN THE LESS-GLAMOROUS WORLD OF "THE WORLD," WASHINGTON IS IN

在 "世界 "這個不那麼光彩的世界裡，華盛頓是在。

THE GRIPS OF WHAT SOME ARE CALLING THE G.O.P. CIVIL WAR.

有人稱之為G. O. P. 內戰的抓手。

IT'S LIKE THE FIRST CIVIL WAR, BUT THIS TIME, BOTH SIDES USE

這就像第一次內戰，但這一次，雙方使用的是

THE CONFEDERATE FLAG.

聯邦國旗。

NOW, IT'S A BATTLE THAT PITS TRADITIONAL REPUBLICANS LIKE

現在，這是一場將傳統的共和黨人，比如說：

SENATE MINORITY LEADER AND MAN CHEATING ON HIS DIET WITH HIS

參議院少數黨領袖和男子與他的飲食作弊。

UPPER LIP, MITCH MCCONNELL, AGAINST THE QANON CONSPIRACY

上嘴脣，米奇-麥康奈爾，反對卡農陰謀。

WING LED BY GEORGIA REPRESENTATIVE MARJORIE TAYLOR

格魯吉亞代表MARJORIE TAYLOR的WING LED照明

GREENE, SEEN HERE BEING PRO-LIFE.

綠色，看到這裡是支持生命。

HOUSE DEMOCRATS ARE PREPARING TO VOTE TOMORROW ON WHETHER TO

眾議院民主黨人正準備在明天就是否要進行投票。

STRIP GREENE OF HER COMMITTEE ASSIGNMENTS BECAUSE SHE'S A

剝奪格林的委員會任務，因為她是一個。

FOLLOWER OF THE QANON CONSPIRACY AND HAS ALSO SAID THINGS LIKE

卡農陰謀的追隨者，也曾說過這樣的話。

MUSLIMS DON'T BELONG IN GOVERNMENT.

穆斯林不屬於政府。

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB.

9/11是一個內部工作。

THE SHOOTINGS AT PARKLAND, SANDY HOOK, AND HAS BLAMED WILDFIRES

在帕克蘭的槍擊事件，桑迪霍克，並已責成火災。

ON A SECRET JEWISH SPACE LASER.

關於一個祕密的猶太太空激光器。

COME ON!

來吧！

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

這是可怕的。

IF THERE WERE A JEWISH SPACE LASER, WOULD MEL GIBSON STILL

如果有一個猶太人的空間激光器，MEL GIBSON會不會仍然

BE?

BE？

THIS AFTER IT WAS ANNOUNCED NO ACTION WOULD BE TAKEN AGAINST

在宣佈不採取任何行動之後。

GREENE BY HOUSE MINORITY LEADER MAN IN THE POST-TACO BELL BLAST

GREENE BY HOUSE MINORITY LEADER MAN IN THE POST-TACO BELL BLAST(塔科鐘聲後的爆炸)

ZONE, KEVIN MCCARTHY.

ZONE，KEVIN MCCARTHY。

BUT FOLLOWING MCCONNELL'S LEAD, SENATE REPUBLICANS ARE

但是，跟隨麥康奈爾的上司，參議院共和黨人是

DISTANCING THEMSELVES FROM GREENE.

與綠色的距離。

INDIANA SENATOR TODD YOUNG CALLED HER "NUTTY" AND "AN

印第安納州參議員TODD YOUNG稱她為 "NUTTY "和 "AN"。

EMBARRASSMENT."

EMBRARASSMENT。"

AND MITT ROMNEY SAID, "OUR BIG TENT IS NOT LARGE ENOUGH TO BOTH

米特-羅姆尼說："我們的大帳篷不足以容納兩個人。

ACCOMMODATE CONSERVATIVES AND KOOKS."

適應性保護者和庫克。"

YES, ONLY ONE TENT CAN DO THAT: BARNUM & BAILEY'S "CONSERVATIVES

是的，只有一個帳篷可以做到這一點。巴納姆和貝利的 "公民 "帳篷。

AND KOOKS" FREAK SHOW, FEATURING THE TWO-HEADED REAGAN!

和古克斯 "的怪誕表演，雙頭裡根的特色！。

THE WORLD'S STRONGEST NIXON,■ç AND, OF COURSE, MOST FREAKISH OF

世界上最強的尼克松，當然也是最可怕的尼克松。

ALL, THE HALF-MAN, THE HALF-GAETZ.

所有的，半人，半蓋茨。

HE WALKS, HE TALKS, ME WALKS ON HIS BELLY LIKE A REPTILE.

他走路，他說話，我在他肚皮上走路，就像一隻爬行動物。

NO PHOTOGRAPHS.

沒有照片。

HE IS ALIVE.

他還活著。

PLEASE, NO PREGNANT WOMEN.

請不要讓懷孕的女人。

NO BREAST-FEEDING MOTHERS.

沒有母乳餵養的母親。

YOUR MILK MAY CURDLE IN THE TEET.

你的牛奶在牙縫中凝結。

YOU DIDN'T KNOW I WAS A CARNEY FOR A WHILE?

你不知道我曾經是卡尼人？

I WAS A CARNEY BARKER.

我曾經是一個卡尼酒吧老闆。

EVERYONE HAS ONE OF THESE JOBS.

每個人都有一份這樣的工作。

YOU DON'T GET ONE OF THESE JOBS WITHOUT WORKING AS A CARNEY FOR

如果你不在這裡工作，你就無法得到這些工作。

A WHILE.

一會兒。

WHERE ARE WE?

我們在哪裡？

OH, IN THE GRIPS OF A PANDEMIC.

哦，在手掌上的PANDEMIC，

I'LL KEEP GOING.

我將繼續前進。

BUT ONE REPUBLICAN HAS FOUND A CREATIVE WAY TO DUCK THE

但有一個共和黨人找到了一個創造性的方法來解決這個問題。

CONTROVERSY-- ALABAMA SENATOR TOMMY TUBERVILLE, SEEN

亞拉巴馬州參議員TOMMY TUBERVILLE被發現，

HERE ABOUT TO HIT ON YOUR MOM.

這裡要打你媽媽。

YESTERDAY, TUBERVILLE WAS ASKED HIS OPINION ON GREENE'S INSANE

前天，TUBERVILLE被問及對GREENE的瘋狂的看法

AND HATEFUL VIEWS AND SAID THIS: >> I'D HAVE TO HLD BACK A

和憎恨的觀點，並說這一點。>> 我不得不迴避一個。

STATEMENT ON THAT.

關於這一點的聲明。

TRAVEL IN THIS WEATHER, IT'S BEEN A LITTLE ROUGH LOOKING AT

在這種天氣下旅行，它是一個有點粗糙的看。

ANY NEWS, OR WHATEVER.

任何新聞，或任何東西。

>> Stephen: OKAY, SO, THE WEATHER KEEPS HIM FROM KNOWING

>> 好吧，那麼，天氣讓他無法知道。

THE NEWS?

新聞？

JIM, LET'S CHECK THE FIVE-DAY FORECAST.

吉姆，讓我們來看看五天的預測。

YEAH, TOO MUCH SNOW MAKE DUMB.

是的，太多雪讓人變笨。

YESTERDAY, WE GOT A PREVIEW OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S

今天，我們看到了前總統的講話。

IMPEACHMENT DEFENSE PLANS.

防範執行計劃：

I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S EDITION OF

我將在今晚的 "中國好聲音 "中告訴大家。

"DON AND THE GIANT IMPEACH 2: GO FAST, WE'RE FURIOUS."

"DON和巨人IMPEACH 2： 快走，我們很憤怒。"

>> THEY FELL DOWN.

>> 他們倒下了。

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

你相信嗎？

OW!

嗷！

I CAN'T FALL WITH THE FAKE NEWS WATCHING!

我不能和假新聞一起掉下去!

>> Stephen: THE EX-PRESIDENT'S LAWYERS CLAIM THAT HE DID

>> 史蒂芬：前總統的律師聲稱他做了。

NOT INTEND TO INCITE HIS MOB OF RABID LOYALISTS, WRITING,

不打算煽動他的暴徒愛好者，寫作。

"IT IS DENIED THAT THE PHRASE 'IF YOU DON'T FIGHT LIKE HELL,

"否認'如果你不像地獄一樣戰鬥'的說法。

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO HAVE A COUNTRY ANYMORE,' HAD ANYTHING

你不會再有一個國家了，"有什麼事。

TO DO WITH THE ACTION AT THE CAPITOL AS IT WAS CLEARLY ABOUT

如何處理首都的行動，因為它顯然是關於......

THE NEED TO FIGHT FOR ELECTION SECURITY IN GENERAL."

必須為選舉安全而鬥爭"。

YEAH, HE WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT ELECTION SECURITY IN GENERAL.

是的，他只是在談論一般的選舉安全。

IT REMINDS ME OF THIS FAMOUS SCENE IN "STAR WARS":

這讓我想起了 "星球大戰 "中的這個著名場景。

>> YOU MAY FIRE WHEN READY.

>> 準備好了就可以開槍了。

WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THAT TO HAPPEN.

好吧，我不是故意的，要發生。

>> Stephen: THE CRUX OF THEIR ARGUMENT IS THAT THE PRESIDENT

>> 斯蒂芬：他們的論點的核心是，總統

WASN'T A GUY INCITING AN ANGRY MOB.

是不是一個傢伙煽動一個憤怒的暴徒。

HE WAS MERELY A GUY EXPRESSING FREE SPEECH NEAR A MOB HE

他只是一個人表達自由的言論，他附近的一群人。

HAPPENED TO MAKE ANGRY, SAYING THE FORMER PRESIDENT BELIEVED HE

說前總統相信他是個好人。

WON AND, THEREFORE, WAS WITHIN HIS RIGHTS TO "EXPRESS HIS

是以，他有權 "表達自己的意見"。

BELIEF THAT THE ELECTION RESULTS WERE SUSPECT."

相信選舉結果是可疑的。"

AND THAT ARGUMENT IS BACKED UP BY CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR GEORGE

而這個論點得到了憲政學者喬治的支持。

COSTANZA: >> JUST REMEMBER: IT'S NOT A

科斯坦薩: >> 請記住: 這不是一個。

LIE IF YOU BELIEVE IT.

如果你相信的話就撒謊

>> Stephen: HE COULD ALSO ARGUE THERE WERE "VERY FINE PEOPLE" ON

>> 斯蒂芬：他也可以說有 "很好的人"。ON

"BOTH SIDES" OF THE SOUP COUNTER.

"兩邊 "的湯臺。

THE FORMER PRESIDENT'S ATTORNEYS ADDED THAT HIS ELECTION FRAUD

前任總統的律師補充說，他的選舉舞弊行為。

CLAIMS COULD NOT BE DISPROVED BECAUSE THERE WAS "INSUFFICIENT

由於存在 "不充分 "的情況，不能對索賠進行反駁。

EVIDENCE."

證據。"

IN FACT, THE EVIDENCE WAS SO INSUFFICIENT THAT OVER 60

事實上，證據是如此的不充分，以至於超過60個

THREW OUT THE CLAIMS, MANY WITH TRUMP JUDGES, THREW OUT THE

拋出的訴求，許多與特朗普法官，拋出的

CLAIMS.

索賠：

FOR INSTANCE, YOU CAN'T PROVE THE FORMER PRESIDENT ISN'T IN

現在，你無法證明前總統沒有入獄。

FACT A GIANT NOVELTY GUMMY BEAR THAT WAS CURSED WITH LIFE AFTER

事實 一個巨大的新奇口香糖熊，被詛咒後的生活。

ROLLING IN A PILE OF MAGIC LINT.

在一堆魔法棉絮中滾動。

THE STRANGEST CLAIM THEY MAKE IS THAT THE EXPRESIDENT NEVER--

他們提出的最奇怪的說法是，表達者從來沒有... ...

QUOTE-- "INTENDED TO INTERFERE WITH THE COUNTING OF ELECTORAL

QUOTE--"意在干涉選舉的計算。

VOTES."

投票。"

OKay, THERE ARE SO MANY WAYS IN WHICH HE INTENDED TO INTERFERE.

好吧，有這麼多的方式 在他打算干預。

HE SAID MIKE PENCE COULD STOP IT!

他說MIKE PENCE可以阻止它!

WHEN MIKE PENCE DIDN'T STOP IT, HE SAID MIKE PENCE WAS A

當邁克-彭斯沒有停止它，他說邁克-彭斯是一個。

COWARD!

懦夫！

AND IMPORTANTLY, HE SCHEDULED THE RIOT FOR THE SAME DAY AS THE

最重要的是，他把暴動安排在了和 "大屠殺 "同一天。

CERTIFICATION, IN THE SAME LOCATION.

證明書，在同一地點：

JENNIFER, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED IN THE SAME HALL

珍妮弗，我不能相信你要結婚了 在同一個大廳裡

IN THE SAME DAY I'M PERFORMING MY ONE-MAN SHOW.

在同一天，我在表演我的獨角戲。

"DON'T MARRY PAUL, JENNIFER.

"不要嫁給保羅，珍妮弗。

I STILL LOVE YOU.

我仍然愛你。

THE MUSICAL!

音樂劇！

STARRING: AN ANGRY MOB WHO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE."

主演："知道你住在哪裡的憤怒的暴徒"

A BIG PART OF THE FORMER POTUS'S ELECTION FRAUD CENTERS AROUND

前任總統的選舉舞弊行為有很大一部分是圍繞著他而展開的。

DOMINION VOTING MACHINES, WHICH HIS SUPPORTERS CLAIM STOLE

他的支持者聲稱被盜用的多明尼加投票機。

VOTES FROM HIM WITH SINISTER, HIGH-TECH MALFEASANCE.

他的票數與罪人，高科技的瀆職。

THOUGH HE MIGHT BE CONFUSING DOMINION WITH DA MINIONS.

我想他可能是把DOMINION和DA MINIONS搞混了。

NOW, DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS HAS, A., NOT TAKEN THESE

現在，多明尼加投票系統已經，A.沒有采取這些措施。

REPEATED SLANDERS LIGHTLY, AND, B., HAS LAWYERS WHO HAVE

屢屢誹謗輕生，而且，B.，有的律師已經。

THREATENED OR ISSUED LEGAL ACTION AGAINST ROUGHLY-- AND I'M

威脅或發出法律行動 對粗暴的 - 我是

ROUNDING DOWN HERE--EVERYONE, INCLUDING FOX NEWS, NEWSMAX, ONE

在這裡，所有的人，包括福克斯新聞，新聞中心，一個。

AMERICA NEWS, SEAN HANNITY, MARIA BARTIROMO, CONSPIRACY

美國新聞, SEAN HANNITY, MARIA BARTIROMO, CONSPIRACY.

LAWYER SIDNEY POWELL, AND RUSH LIMBAUGH.

西德尼-波威爾律師和魯什-林博格律師。

SWEET MOTHER OF MALFEASANCE!

親愛的母親的錯誤！

THERE HASN'T BEEN THIS MUCH LITIGATION SINCE MY

從我出生以來，還沒有這麼多的訴訟。

POORLY-RECEIVED TV SPECIAL "MICKEY MOUSE HUMPS THE OLYMPIC

收視率不佳的電視特別節目 "米老鼠哼唱奧林匹克"。

RINGS ON THE COCA-COLA LOGO, WITH MUSIC BY THE BEATLES!"

戒指上的COCA-COLA標誌，配上BEATLES的音樂！"

IT WAS A GOOD SHOW, THOUGH, DAMN FINE SHOW.

這是個好節目，不過，該死的好節目。

IT JUST COST ME A PRETTY PENNY.

這只是花了我一個漂亮的便士。

AND DOMINION IS PLAYING FOR KEEPS.

而DOMINION在玩命地玩。

THEY'RE SUING, AMONG OTHERS RUDY GIULIANI, FOR $1.3 BILLION.

他們起訴魯迪-吉利安尼等人，索賠13億美元

THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY!

那是一大筆錢！

RUDY'S NEVER HAD THAT KIND OF CASH.

魯迪從來沒有過那麼多錢

ALTHOUGH, HE MIGHT NOW THAT HE'S STRUCK OIL.

雖然，他可能現在，他打油。

ONE DOMINION CONSPIRACY NUT WHO'S NOT GOING TO BACK DOWN IS

一個不會退縮的多頭派瘋子是：

MYPILLOW C.E.O., MIKE LINDELL, SEEN HERE WITH HIS PROM DATE.

MYPILLOW C. E. O., MIKE LINDELL, 與他的舞會日期一起出現在這裡。

YESTERDAY, LINDELL WENT ON RIGHT-WING NEWS-FREE NEWS

昨天，林德爾上了右翼新聞自由新聞。

CHANNEL NEWSMAX, WHICH USED TO BE ALL-IN ON THE DOMINION LIE.

頻道新聞中心，它曾經是所有的 在DOMINION的謊言，

BUT SINCE RECEIVING A LETTER FROM DOMINION'S FLESH-EATING

但自從收到多米尼克的食肉者的來信後...

ATTORNEYS, HAS DISAVOWED THAT, BECAUSE ACCORDING TO THEIR

律師，已經否認了這一點，因為根據他們的。

STATEMENT: "WE HERE AT NEWSMAX ARE COMMITTED TO KEEPING SOME OF

聲明:"我們在這裡的NEWSMAX致力於保持一些。

OUR MONEY."

我們的錢。"

SO THE NEWSMAX ANCHORS TALKING TO LINDELL WANTED TO STICK TO

所以NEWSMAX的主播們在和林德爾談話的時候，都想堅持下去。

TALKING ABOUT HOW LINDELL WAS REMOVED FROM TWITTER, BUT MIKE

談到林德爾如何被刪除的TWITTER，但邁克。

HAD OTHER IDEAS.

有其他的想法。

AND, WOW: >> WHAT HAPPENED WITH YOUR

而且，哇。>> 發生了什麼事與你的

TWITTER ACCOUNT AND THE COMPANY PAGE?

TWITTER賬戶和公司頁面？

>> WELL, FIRST, MINE WAS TAKEN DOWN BECAUSE WE HAVE ALL THE

>> 好吧，首先，我的被拿下了，因為我們有所有的。

ELECTION FRAUD WITH THESE DOMINION MACHINES.

用這些統治機器進行選舉詐騙。

WE HAVE 100% PROOF.

我們有100%的證據。

AND THEN WHEN THEY TOOK IT DOWN.

然後當他們把它拿下來的時候，

>> MIKE, MIKE, I-- >> I PUT IT BACK UP, MY

>> 邁克，邁克，我... ... 我把它備份，我的。

PERSONAL-- >> MIKE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

個人 -- >> 邁克，非常感謝你。

MIKE, MIKE, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MACHINES THAT WE AT NEWSMAX HAVE

麥克，麥克，你說的是我們新聞中心有的機器。

NOT BEEN ABLE TO VERIFY ANY OF THOSE KINDS OF ALLEGATIONS.

無法核實這些指控中的任何一項。

WE JUST WANT TO LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT THERE'S NOTHING SUBSTANTIVE

我們只是想讓人們知道，沒有什麼是多餘的。

THAT WE'VE SEEN.

我們已經看到了。

AND LET ME READ YOU SOMETHING THERE: "WHILE THERE WERE SOME

讓我給你讀點東西吧:"當有一些人...

CLEAR EVIDENCE OF SOME CASES OF VOTE FRAUD AND ELECTION

關於一些騙取選票和選舉案件的明確證據：

RESULTS IN EVERY STATE WERE CERTIFIED"

每個州的結果都得到了認證"

>> Stephen: THERE YOU GO, BOTH SIDES OF THE ARGUMENT.

>> 斯蒂芬：你來了，論點的兩邊。

ON THE ONE HAND, THE ALLEGATIONS WERE PROVEN FALSE, AND EVERY

一方面，這些指控被證明是錯誤的，而且每一個人都

ELECTION WAS CERTIFIED.

選舉已被認證。

ON THE OTHER HAND: "HAWP!! HOP!

另一方面："HAWP!HOP!

HOP! HOPPITA-HOP! STOP!

HOP! HOPPITA-HOP!HOPPITA -HOP！停止！

FIBERFILLED COMFORT!

填充纖維的舒適性!

WHAT DID THEY EXPECT?

他們期待什麼？

THEY INVITED A PILLOW MAGNATE TO TALK ABOUT HOW TWITTER BANNED

他們邀請了一個吹牛大王來談TWITTER是如何禁止的。

HIM FOR SPOUTING INSANE CONSPIRACY THEORIES, AND THEN

因為他大肆宣揚瘋狂的陰謀論，然後...

THEY WERE SURPRISED WHEN HE STARTED SPOUTING CONSPIRACY

當他開始散佈陰謀時，他們很驚訝。

THEORIES?

理論？

A NEWS ANCHOR MIGHT AS WELL SAY: "FOR MORE ON THE DANGERS OF

新聞主播可能會說："對於更多的危險，你可以說："。

DEMON-POSSESSED MONSTER DOGS, WE TURN TO OUR FIRST GUEST, CUJO.

惡魔附身的魔犬 我們請出第一位嘉賓CUJO。

CUJO, WHY DO YOU THINK--- AAAAGHHHH!"

"CUJO，你為什麼認為... ...啊啊啊！"

( LAUGHTER ) AFTER THAT, LINDELL TONED IT

之後，林黛爾就把它調了出來。

DOWN, WITH MUCH MORE SCREAMING.

下來，用更多的尖叫聲。

>> SO WE WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT CANCELING CULTURE, IF YOU

>> 是以，我們想和你談談取消文化的問題，如果你。

WILL.

會的。

WE DON'T WANT TO RELITIGATE THE ALLEGATIONS--

我們不想把指控再放大 --

>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

>> 等一下，等一下，等一下。

>> --THAT YOU'RE MAKING, MIKE, BECAUSE WE UNDERSTAND WHERE YOU

>> 你在做什麼，邁克，因為我們知道你在哪裡。

ARE.

是：

SO LET ME ASK YOU THIS: DO YOU THINK THIS SHOULD BE TEMPORARY?

所以，讓我問你這個問題，你認為這應該是暫時的嗎？你認為這應該是暫時的嗎？

BECAUSE IT APPEARS TO BE PERMANENT.

因為它似乎是永久性的。

COULD YOU MAKE AN ARGUMENT THAT IT IS TEMPORARY?

你能不能論證說這是暫時的？

>> WHAT?

>> 什麼？

>> Stephen: I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD AGREE WITH MIKE LINDELL,

>> 斯蒂芬：我從來沒有想過我會同意邁克-林德爾的觀點。

BUT WHAT?

但是什麼？

FINALLY, THE INTERVIEW ENDED THE ONLY WAY IT COULD:

最後，採訪結束的方式，它可以。

>> OKAY, OKAY, MIKE.

>> 好吧，好吧，邁克。

CAN I ASK OUR PRODUCERS, CAN WE GET OUT OF HERE, PLEASE?

我可以問我們的生產者，我們能不能離開這裡，請問？

I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO KEEP GOING OVER THIS.

我不想再繼續討論這個問題了。

NEWSMAX HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO VERIFY ANY OF THE ALLEGATIONS

NEWSMAX無法核實任何指控。

YOU'RE-- >> MIKE, HOLD ON A SECOND.

你是 -- >> 邁克，等一下。

EVERYBODY, HOLD ON A SECOND.

各位，請稍等一下。