♪ I watched it all. ♪

我看了這一切。

♪ I started streaming in the spring, ♪

我開始流在春天，

♪ next thing I noticed it was fall! ♪

接下來的事情我注意到它是秋天！♪

♪ I watched floors turn into lava. ♪

* I watched floors turn into lava. * 我看著地板變成熔岩。

♪ I watched sunsets being sold. ♪

我看著夕陽被出售。

♪ Every episode of Avatar, ♪

* 阿凡達的每一集 *

♪ like I was ten years old! ♪

# Like I was ten years old! #

♪ But I watched it all. ♪

但我看了這一切。

♪ I still watched it all! ♪

我還是看了這一切！♪

♪ Is it Wednesday? Is it Friday? ♪

今天是週三嗎？ 是週五嗎？

♪ Time means nothing to me at all! ♪

時間對我毫無意義！♪

♪ I watched La Casa De Papel. ♪

我看了La Casa De Papel。

♪ El Profesor taught me Spanish. ♪

* El Profesor教我西班牙語 *

♪ I binged all that British Baking, ♪

我把所有的英國烘焙，?

♪ then baked this awful looking danish! ♪

然後烘烤這個可怕的尋找丹麥！♪

(What is that?)

(那是什麼？)

♪ Can Hemsworth please extract me from this year? ♪

海姆斯沃斯能不能把我從今年抽出來？

(Copy.)

(複印件)

♪ Thank God the end of 2020's here! ♪

# 謝天謝地，2020年結束了!♪

♪

♪

♪ This year went slow. ♪

*今年進展緩慢*

♪ But it also kinda went fast! ♪

但它也有點去快！♪

♪ When you asked "Are you still watching?", ♪

當你問 "你還在看嗎？"，?

♪ well the answer's always "yes!" ♪

答案總是 "是的！"?

♪ I watched a queen take pills and pawns. ♪

我看著一個女王吃藥和卒子。

♪ I saw a doggy drink merlot. ♪

我看到一隻狗喝了梅洛酒。

♪ And Sex Ed taught me to love myself, ♪

和性教育教我 愛自己，?

♪ even when I'm all alone! ♪

甚至當我獨自一人！♪

♪ Yes, I scrolled it all. ♪

* 是的，我把它全部捲起來了 *

♪ And I watched it all. ♪

我看了這一切。

♪ I watched all of unsolved mysteries, ♪

我看了所有的未解之謎，?

♪ hope Enola gets them solved! ♪

希望伊諾拉得到他們解決！♪

♪ I watched Emily slaughter French. ♪

*我看著Emily屠殺法國人* *I watched Emily slaughter French.

♪ I watched Lucifer rule the Earth. ♪

* 我看著路西法統治地球 *

♪ Though I couldn't help but wonder, ♪

雖然我忍不住想知道，?

♪ why he did it with no shirt! ♪

為什麼他做了它與沒有襯衫！

♪ Wait, I guess there was no Stranger Things this year... ♪

* Wait, I guess there was no Stranger Things this year... * * Wait, I guess there was no Stranger Things this year... *

♪ Well that's ok it's been a plenty strange year. ♪

# Well that's OK it's been a plenty strange year. #

♪ I caught feelings for an octopus. ♪

* I caught feelings for an octopus. * * I caught feelings for an octopus. *

♪ I trained with Cobra Kai. ♪

# 我和眼鏡蛇凱一起訓練 #

♪ Got wife tips from my matchmaker. ♪

從我的媒人那裡得到了妻子的提示。

♪ Fell in love with Princess Di'. ♪

* Fell in love with Princess Di'. *

♪ In Number Five's time paradox, ♪

# 在五號的時間悖論中，#

♪ I made new BFF's On My Block ♪

我做了新的閨蜜 在我的街區

♪ I was Never-Have-I-Ever's awkward teen ♪

我是從來沒有我，永遠的尷尬少年

♪ Stuck in Bly Manor quarantiiiine! ♪

? 困在Bly Manor quarantiiiine！♪

♪ And I heard Carole Baskin fed her husband to the tigers! ♪

我聽說Carole Baskin把她丈夫餵了老虎!♪

(Yeah, I mean "allegedly".)

(對，我是說 "據說")

♪ Every movie, every stand up. ♪

每一部電影，每一個站起來。

♪ Every doc and every show. ♪

* Every doc and every show.

♪ This year has been a clusterFUCK. AND. SO. ♪

今年一直是一個集群FUCK。和。所以。

♪ We watched it all! ♪

我們看了這一切！♪

♪ We watched it all! ♪

我們看了這一切！♪

♪ What we love-watched. ♪

我們愛看的東西。

♪ What we hate-watched. ♪

我們討厭看的東西。

♪ Doesn't matter, watched it all! ♪

不要緊，看了這一切！♪

♪ We've done everything we can ♪

我們已經做了一切，我們可以

♪ to keep our minds off all the madness. ♪

讓我們的頭腦遠離所有的瘋狂。

♪ Watching other people's stories ♪

看著別人的故事

♪ helps us deal with all the badness. ♪

幫助我們處理所有的壞處。

♪ But I think that's enough Netflix for this year! ♪

但我認為這是足夠的Netflix今年！♪

♪ Thank God the end of 2020... ... is heeeeeeeere!!!!! ♪

謝天謝地，2020年年底... ...是heeeeeeeeeere!!!!!。♪

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