字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY! WELCOME BACK TO "A LATE SHOW." LET'S SAY HELLO TO JON BATISTE. JON, ARE YOU STAYING WARM? >> Jon: OH, I'M TRYING MY BEST. I CAN'T GO OUTSIDE. BUT THE SNOW, WE DIDN'T HAVE THAT GROWING UP IN NEW ORLEANS. I'M STILL GETTING USED TO THIS LEVEL OF SNOW. >> Stephen: DID IT EVER FOR ANY REASON SNOW BACK IN NEW ORLEANS, EVEN ON THE STRANGEST DAY? >> Jon: NO. THE ENTIRE TIME I LIVED THERE, ALL 17 YEARS BEFORE I MOVED TO NEW YORK, NOT ONE DAY OF SNOW. WE NEVER HAD A SNOW DAY AT SCHOOL. I DIDN'T EVEN SEE SNOW UNTIL I MOVED AWAY. IT'S CRAZY. >> Stephen: WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST SNOW LIKE? >> Jon: I DIDN'T HAVE A WINTER COAT, I REMEMBER THAT. AND I REMEMBER HOW THAT FELT. AND I WALKED AROUND, AND I REMEMBER MY HANDS STARTED TO TURN BLUE. THIS PART STARTED TURNING BLUE AND THAT'S WHEN I WAS, LIKE, OKAY, I'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BETTER ABOUT THIS. >> Stephen: ALL RIGHT, JON. DO YOU HAVE ANY MUSIC TO WARM UP THE NORTHEAST CORRIDOR? >> Jon: MMM, MMM -- ♪♪♪ YOU KNOW THAT? ♪♪♪ >> Stephen: NOT YET. I'LL HAVE TO FIND OUT LATER. JON BATISTE, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU, JON. >> Jon: LATER ON. >> Stephen: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE LESS THAN A WEEK AWAY FROM THE BIGGEST GAME IN MEN'S FOOTBALL: THE SUPER BOWL, RIGHT HERE ON CBS! SUPER BOWL, WHAT IS THAT? 50 WHAT? LV RIGHT HERE ON CBS. IT'S A BLOCKBUSTER MATCH UP BETWEEN PATRICK MAHOMES OF THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS AND TOM BRADY OF NOT THE PATRIOTS, BUT I'M SURE TAMPA BAY LOVES OUR COUNTRY JUST THE SAME. BUT THE SUNDAY SPORTS FUN WON'T STOP AT THE FOOTBALL BUZZER. STAY TUNED AFTER THE GAME FOR A VERY SPECIAL "A LATE SHOW: SUPER BOWL EDITION!" I'LL ROCKET OUT OF THE GATE LIKE TYREEK HILL ON A GO ROUTE THROUGH A TAMPA BAY COVER TWO DEFENSE, AND BY THE TIME WE AIR, I'LL HAVE HAD SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT I JUST SAID. EVERYONE KNOWS THE BEST PART OF SUPER BOWL SUNDAY IS THE PARTY: GETTING TOGETHER WITH FRIENDS FOR CHIPS, DIPS, EATING COLD CUTS WITH YOUR HANDS, CHUGGING A BEER, AND OTHER THINGS THAT CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE. AND STAYING IN THE KITCHEN MOST OF THE TIME BECAUSE YOU HAVE P.T.S.D. FROM THE SEARING ABUSE YOU SUFFERED AT THE HANDS OF YOUR HIGH SCHOOL'S JOCKS. OF COURSE, LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE HUMANS ENJOY, THE PANDEMIC HAS CANCELLED ALL THAT. AND THE C.D.C. HAS RELEASED NEW GUIDANCE ON HOW TO SAFELY ENJOY THE BIG GAME. INCLUDING, "THE SAFEST WAY TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR IS AT HOME WITH PEOPLE YOU LIVE WITH." ALSO KNOWN AS THE PEOPLE YOU NOW WORK WITH, THE PEOPLE YOU NOW EDUCATE, THE PEOPLE WHO HIDE THE LAST PIECE OF THE JIGSAW PUZZLE IN THEIR POCKET SO THEY CAN BE THE HERO WHO FINISHES IT. WHERE IS THE LAST WATER LILY, EVIE?! IF YOU DO ENJOY THE GAME WITH FRIENDS OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSEHOLD, THE C.D.C. SUGGESTS HOSTING A VIRTUAL SUPER BOWL PARTY. WHICH IS GOING TO MAKE FOR SOME AWKWARDNESS ON ZOOM. "I'M SORRY, I WAS ABOUT TO CHEER. WERE YOU ABOUT TO CHEER? YOU GO FIRST." TO LIVEN THINGS UP, THE C.D.C. SUGGESTS WEARING CLOTHING OR DECORATING YOUR HOME WITH YOUR FAVORITE TEAM'S LOGO OR COLORS. OH, MY GOD. CLEARLY THE C.D.C. HAS NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY. "I'D LIKE TO ISSUE SOME GUIDELINES FOR MY BIRTHDAY FESTIVITIES. WE COULD ADORN THE LIVING ROOM WITH COLORED RIBBONS OR PERHAPS POUCHES OF LATEX INFLATED WITH SOME LIGHTER-THAN-AIR ELEMENTAL GAS, TETHERED, OF COURSE, SO THEY DO NOT ASCEND TO AN ATMOSPHERIC LEVEL WHERE THEY ATTAIN A NEUTRAL BUOYANCY. TOWARD THE END OF THE EVENING, I WOULD ENJOY A SWEET CONFECTION FEATURING MY NAME AND SOME SORT OF WAX-BASED INCENDIARY DEVICES THAT I COULD EXTINGUISH AFTER IMAGINING SOME GOOD FORTUNE THAT I HOPE TO BEFALL ME, IF I SUCCESSFULLY EXTINGUISH ALL OF THEM WITH ONE LUNGFUL OF CARBON DIOXIDE." BUT IF YOU'RE THE KIND OF PARTY ANIMAL WHO LIKES FOOTBALL MORE THAN KEEPING YOUR LOVED ONES OUT OF THE HOSPITAL, THE C.D.C. SAYS INDOOR GATHERINGS ARE SAFEST IF YOU DO NOT CHANT OR CHEER, AND INSTEAD STOMP. UNFORTUNATELY, THEY DON'T SAY WHAT TO DO IF YOUR NEIGHBORS TAKE THAT ADVICE. BECAUSE I AM UNAWARE OF A SOCIALLY DISTANT WAY TO MURDER THE GUYS IN THE APARTMENT ABOVE YOU. ANOTHER WAY TO KEEP A SUPER BOWL GATHERING SAFE IS BY LIMITING ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION. THIS IS A GOOD SUGGESTION, BECAUSE IF YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO ATTEND A PARTY DURING COVID, YOU'RE ALREADY PRETTY HIGH. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH ETHAN HAWKE. ♪♪♪
B1 中級 美國腔 安全派对贴士(Party Safe On Super Bowl Sunday With These Tips From The CDC) 2 0 Ruby Huang 發佈於 2021 年 02 月 03 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字