Welcome, welcome.

歡迎，歡迎。

Welcome.

歡迎你的到來

Welcome to the Tonight Show their Ugo.

歡迎來到 "今夜秀"，他們的烏戈。

Happy Friday.

週五快樂

Uh Well, guys, here's some big news.

呃... ...好吧，夥計們，這裡有一些大新聞。

Earlier today, Johnson and Johnson announced its single shot Covic vaccine has completed its global trial and will soon be available.

今天早些時候，強生公司宣佈其單針科威疫苗已完成全球試驗，即將上市。

Uh, yep.

嗯，是的。

Johnson and Johnson said there vaccine was proven to be 66% effective.

強生公司表示，有疫苗被證明是66%的有效。

Wait.

等一下

Way to go.

要走的路。

66%.

66%.

Pretty much the d student of the vaccine world.

幾乎是疫苗界的d生。

Not failing, but we would really like to bump that average up to a C plus by next semester.

不是不合格，而是我們真的很想在下學期把這個平均分提升到C加。

Yet the Johnson Johnson vaccine showed up late, and I got a 66%.

然而強生疫苗遲遲沒有出現，我的成績是66%。

It's basically the spicoli of vaccines.

基本上就是疫苗的spicoli。

If you're worried about the results, keep in mind.

如果你擔心結果，請記住。

Hot pockets were just recalled for being 66% glass and Americans Still a thing.

熱口袋剛剛被召回，因為66%的玻璃和美國人還是一回事。

So what, Theo.

那又怎樣，西奧

But Johnson and Johnson vaccine is still considered effective, and it does have some good things going for it.

但是強生疫苗還是被認為是有效的，它確實有一些好處。

Listen to this.

聽聽這個。

This vaccine is different.

這種疫苗不同。

It's one shot not to, and then also does not need to be kept in those near freezing temperatures like the other two.

這是一針不要，然後也不需要像其他兩個人一樣，在那些接近冰點的溫度下保存。

Yep, unlike those Pfizer and Madonna vaccines.

是的，不像那些輝瑞和麥當娜的疫苗。

You gotta wine and dine the Johnson and Johnson.

你得美酒佳餚的強生和強生。

One will hook up with you in the back alley.

有一個會在後巷和你搭訕。

And this shouldn't be overlooked.

而這一點不應該被忽視。

That Johnson and Johnson vaccine is the only one that promises no tears if it gets in your eyes.

那個強生疫苗是唯一一個承諾進了眼睛就不會流淚的疫苗。

Meanwhile, as the virus continues to surge and new variants arise, experts are encouraging double masking for increased protection against Cove.

同時，隨著病毒的不斷激增和新變種的出現，專家們鼓勵雙重掩飾，以加強對科夫的保護。

It not exactly the big medical breakthrough I was hoping for 11 months in someone like two masks.

它不完全是大的醫學突破，我希望11個月在某人像兩個面具。

Yeah, I'm gonna go to lunch.

是啊，我要去吃午飯。

Yeah.

是啊。

Oh, and if you wear those flimsy blue ones that come in packs of 50 they suggest you were all 50.

哦，如果你穿那些薄薄的藍色的，一包50個，他們會暗示你是50個。

But Dr Fauci supports wearing to Mass.

但福西博士支持穿到大眾。

In a brief statement, he said, Z, you know, they're not all winners, folks.

在一份簡短的聲明中，他說，Z，你知道，他們不是所有的贏家，夥計們。

You know, you gotta try him and have to be happy.

你知道，你得試試他，必須要高興。

What?

什麼？

Ugo?

烏戈？

Yeah.

是啊。

Health experts are saying that as cove it keeps involving one of the best things people can do is where a double face mask.

健康專家說，作為隩它不斷涉及的最好的事情之一，人們可以做的是雙面膜的地方。

It's important to follow these guidelines.

遵循這些準則很重要。

So just to get everyone on board Hey, it's almost February, almost Valentine's Day.

所以，就想讓大家上手嘿，快到二月了，快到情人節了。

So if you wanna show that special someone, you really care.

所以如果你想讓那個特別的人知道，你真的很在乎。

All you gotta do is slide into the DMZ.

你所要做的就是滑入非軍事區。

Double masks gotta slide into the DMZ.

雙面罩必須滑入非軍事區。

D m's means something different now.

D m's的意思現在不同了。

It means double my You've got Thio.

意思是說，我的雙倍你已經得到了Thio。

You want heat?

你想要熱量？

Well, it doesn't get much hotter than wearing to face masks at the same time, because sliding into the DMS will make those glasses fog right up.

好吧，它不會比同時戴到口罩更熱，因為滑入DMS會讓那些眼鏡馬上起霧。

Make him fall gone up.

讓他跌倒了上去。

Don't forget toe.

不要忘記腳趾。

Put some chapstick on before your double that my e thought this February Let the world know you take protection.

在你的雙倍之前塗上一些脣膏，這是我今年二月的想法，讓世界知道你採取保護措施。

Seriously, slide into those Dems.

說真的，滑到那些民主黨。

The double math.

雙倍的數學。

Oh, our girl.

哦，我們的女孩。

Come on and double the my clothes.

來吧，把我的衣服翻倍。

Hey, listen to this.

嘿，聽這個。

Uh, yeah.

嗯，是的。

I read that former Vice President Mike Pence has been spotted on vacation in the Virgin Islands.

我讀到前副總統邁克-彭斯被發現在維爾京群島度假。

Of course, he's vacations in the Virgin Islands.

當然，他是在維爾京群島度假。

It's like it's like the head alien.

就像它像頭外星人一樣。

It's like the head alien returning to the mothership.

就像外星人頭頭回到母艦一樣。

You know?

你知道嗎？

Yep.

是的。

As we speak tenses.

當我們說時態。

Enjoying a glass of skim milk with a little umbrella in it.

享受一杯脫脂牛奶，裡面還有一把小傘。

Honestly, I'm a little worried.

說實話，我有點擔心。

Pence might have spent too much time in the sun.

彭斯可能在陽光下呆的時間太長了。

Do we have a photo of him?

我們有他的照片嗎？

Yeah, crispy.

是啊，脆生生的。

There some business news yesterday, General Motors made a pretty important announcement.

昨天有一些商業新聞，通用汽車發佈了一個很重要的消息。

Watch this.

看這個。

General Motors plans to go all electric by the year 2035.

通用汽車計劃到2035年實現全電動化。

The automaker announcing its goal yesterday to end production of all diesel and gasoline powered cars within the next 14 years.

這家汽車製造商昨天宣佈其目標是在未來14年內結束所有機油和汽油動力汽車的生產。

Yeah, I'm not surprised GM made the move, especially after their latest gas guzzler, the Escalade Pyramid.

是啊，我並不驚訝通用汽車的舉動，尤其是在他們最新的汽油消耗者，凱雷德金字塔之後。

Mhm.

嗯

Yeah.

是啊。

There are two things.

有兩件事。

We're hoping we'll have zero emissions in the future cars.

我們希望未來的汽車能實現零排放。

And Rudy Giuliani.

還有魯迪-朱利安尼

I get this.

我明白了

I read that police in Paris are being investigated for breaking Covic rules by having a party at their station and dancing the Macarena until 3 a.m. Yeah, Macarena.

我讀到巴黎的警察因為違反Covic的規定而被調查，因為他們在警局開了個派對，跳馬卡麗娜舞到凌晨3點。 是的，馬卡麗娜。

I have something I'd like to say to them, but since they're so into nineties music, let me put into terms that they'll understand.

我有話想對他們說，不過既然他們這麼喜歡九十年代的音樂，那我就用他們能理解的詞語來表達吧。

Come on.

來吧。

You ought to know better Dancing till 3 a.m. Unbelievable.

你應該知道更好的跳舞到凌晨3點，難以置信。

And the Macarena.

還有馬卡麗娜。

I mean, how bizarre.

我的意思是，多麼奇怪的。

I wish you'd be an example and say this is how we do it.

我希望你能做個榜樣，說我們是這樣做的。

Listen, I get it every morning.

聽著，我每天早上都會得到它。

All I want to do is run around outside, believe me.

我只想在外面跑來跑去，相信我。

But if you sabotage this whole thing, I'll be really upset and I don't want to be.

但如果你破壞了這一切，我會很不高興，我不想這樣。

In the meantime, quit livin la vida loca and say u can't touch this so we can all tell co vid good Ren's.

同時，別再活在當地的生活中了，說你不能碰這個，這樣我們就可以告訴你Ren的好朋友了。

Thank you, eh?

謝謝你，嗯？

A Everything okay over there.

A那邊一切正常。

You fix it a toast or something?

你把它弄成吐司什麼的？

Mm.

嗯。

And finally, a meteorologist in California was giving the weather report from home yesterday when she had an adorable visitor take a look.

最後，昨天加州的一位氣象學家在家裡做天氣預報時，她有一位可愛的訪客看了一下。

So we're waiting for that storm to right here in Southern California.

所以我們在等待南加州的暴風雪到來

It looks like this baby down below.

看起來像下面這個寶貝。

All right.

好吧，我知道了

Santa Clarita, 57.

聖克拉裡塔，57歲

66 degrees in a Chino, Santa Monica 61 55 in Ventura and Irvine.

66度的奇諾，聖莫尼卡61 55在文圖拉和歐文。

64 degrees and 62 in Pasadena.

64度，帕薩迪納62度。

She was like coming up at seven.

她就像七點鐘上來的。

I asked my husband what he can't do.

我問老公有什麼不能做的？

One simple job for five minutes.

一個簡單的工作五分鐘。

Morning.

早晨。

Morning.

早晨。

Normal.

正常。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。